Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-09-30 (My Favorite Ladies Edition Vol. 1)

Mu-tha-fuck-in’ perverts! Emoclew to the inaugural edition of what is sure to be an epically fucktacular series for this podcast, the My Favorite Ladies Edition Vol. 1! I can’t fuckin’ believe that I’ve done over 220 something podcasts, and never fuckin’ thought to do one of these! I thought back to all my All-Star Editions too, and those were all fuckin’ dudes! I didn’t mean for that to happen at all, but it did, and I’m thoroughly ashamed. So, in order to rectify what I consider to be a gross error, I have searched faaaaaar and fuckin’ wide for some of the best of the best tracks that exemplify what these ladies are capable of. Please, PLEASE open up a discussion with me anytime you might be curious why I chose any of these particular tracks, or if you have any suggestions I should add for future editions. I promise to give just about anything you send me a focused listen and careful consideration.

 

I ought to mention that in my searching, I ended up compiling over 10 fucking hours of tracks. Only the most perverted of you perverts knows that my podcasts are typically about 3 hours long, so I had to make pass after pass after pass down the tracklist trying to make cuts. Lemme fuckin’ tell ya, that wasn’t easy. There’s SO much cool fuckin’ music out there done by female artists, including stuff from a few with whom I’m thoroughly proud to be friends. I wanted to ask them for their permission to use their stuff on this podcast first, so look out for that stuff in future volumes of this edition.

 

One more thing I ought to mention: we’re beginning and ending this podcast with music from my favorite lady of all time. She’s a lady to whom I owe my very existence, and I love her dearly. Yes indeed, I do mean my mother, Jan Sivertsen. The tracks are listed under The First Few, because that was the name of my parents’ touring band they had before I was born and crushed all their dreams… Not really. At least I hope not. Geez, never mind, Nosey McNoserson. Also, it doesn’t feel right calling my parents’ music, “aural sex,” so I’ll leave that to you perverted bastards out there.

 

Aaaaand with that, well, we yojne, because yojne is life, and life is yojne. So yojne your genitals off, and then glue them back on, because genitals are important.

 

So… ya know, yeah. Yojne.

 

 

01 The First Few - Those Were The Days (from Could It Be) [00:01:50]

 

02 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom) [00:06:25]

 

03 Nostalghia - Sunshiny Milk (from Chrysalis) [00:09:54]

 

04 Kittie - Spit (Live) (from Origins/Evolutions (Live)) [00:12:54]

 

05 Once Human - Eye of Chaos (from Evolution) [00:15:42]

 

06 kidneythieves - Zerospace (from Zerøspace) [00:20:22]

 

07 Catnapp - The Mover (feat. Modeselektor) (from Break) [00:24:10]

 

08 IWRESTLEDABEARONCE - Alaskan Flounder Basket (from IWRESTLEDABEARONCE) [00:27:04]

 

09 The Knife - Neverland (from Silent Shout) [00:29:42]

 

10 Excision - Drowning (feat. Akylla) (from Virus) [00:33:15]

 

11 PJ Harvey - Naked Cousin (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [00:37:00]

 

12 Björk - Human Behavior (from Debut) [00:40:52]

 

13 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [00:44:57]

 

14 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion) [00:50:33]

 

15 CASHFORGOLD - i could be your goddess (from i could be your goddess) [00:54:08]

 

16 Portishead - Western Eyes (from Portishead) [00:57:18]

 

17 Miley Cyrus - Mother’s Daughter (from SHE IS COMING) [01:01:14]

 

18 Billie Eilish - you should see me in a crown (from you should see me in a crown) [01:04:46]

 

19 Rose McGowan - RM486 (from RM486) [01:07:45]

 

20 X-Ray Spex - I Am a Cliché (from Let’s Submerge: The Anthology) [01:13:23]

 

21 Cœur de pirate - Fondu au noir (from Cœur de pirate) [01:15:14]

 

22 Akira Yamaoka - You’re Not Here (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill 3 OST) [01:18:00]

 

23 Lana Del Rey - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [01:21:40]

 

24 iwrestledabearonce - You Ain’t No Family (from It’s All Happening) [01:25:33]

 

25 Garfunkel and Oates - The Loophole (from Secretions) [01:29:18]

 

26 Fiona Apple - Fast As You Can (from When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing ‘fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right) [01:33:52]

 

27 Infected Mushroom - Fields of Grey (feat. Sasha Grey) (from Converting Vegetarians II) [01:38:27]

 

28 Keys N Krates - Save Me (feat. Katy B) (from Midnite Mass EP) [01:42:46]

 

29 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imagō) [01:46:23]

 

30 Otep - Atom To Adam (from Atavist) [01:52:48]

 

31 Otep - Reading Constance’s Poem (from http://www.cameo.com) [01:56:49]

 

32 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Bubblegum (feat. Avelino) (from Sass Pancakes) [01:57:32]

 

33 Mr Sam - Surrender (feat. Rani) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Surrender) [02:00:40]

 

34 Karkaos - Eden (from Empire) [02:05:08]

 

35 Snow Tha Product - Nights (feat. W. Darling) (from Half Way There…Pt. 1) [02:13:06]

 

36 Poppy - Voicemail (from Voicemail) [02:16:59]

 

37 GLaDOS - Still Alive (from Portal OST) [02:19:40]

 

38 Heilung - Krigsgaldr (from Lifa) [02:22:32]

 

39 The Sundays - Wild Horses (from Blind) [02:32:12]

 

40 Bim - Stop You (from Two) [02:36:49]

 

41 Rezz, Deathpact - Kiss of Death (from Beyond the Senses) [02:40:00]

 

42 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist) [02:43:17]

 

43 Astrid Engberg - Siberia (from Life Goes On) [02:46:24]

 

44 Portishead - Roads (from Dummy) [02:52:27]

 

45 Poppy - Fade Into You (Mazzy Star cover) (from Unreleased) [02:57:28]

 

46 Lindsey Stirling - Love Goes On And On (feat. Amy Lee) (from Artemis) [03:02:19]

 

47 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [03:06:21]

 

48 Rebekah Del Rio - Llorando (from Mulholland Dr. OST) [03:10:12]

 

49 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [03:13:42]

 

50 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (The Theme From Mirror’s Edge) (from Mirror’s Edge: Still Alive - The Remixes) [03:16:45]

 

51 Billie Holiday - I’ll Look Around (from The Lady Sings 1944 - 1950 (1)) [03:20:56]

 

52 Bim - Stay In My Memory (from Scatterheart) [03:24:06]

 

53 Johnette Napolitano - Suicide Note (from Underworld OST) [03:27:44]

 

54 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I’ve Failed You) [03:33:10]

 

55 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House Of Secrets) [03:37:35]

 

56 Aimee Mann - It’s Not (from Lost In Space) [03:41:37]

 

57 The First Few - You Forgot To Say Goodbye (from Unreleased) [03:44:56]