Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-06-24 (Shuffle'n'Chill Edition)

Shuffle’n’Chill, muthafuckaaaa! Can ya fuckin’ guess how this one’s gonna go down?! I’m getting ahead of myself now. See that? That’s what I do sometimes. Sometimes I have to talk over my damn self just to welcome you to this fuckin’ podcast. Hope you goddamn appreciate how bananas that is.

 

Welcomemoclew perverts, pervettes and miscellaneous gray-ass, fence-sittin’, flip-floppin’ moderate motherfuckers in between, to the Shuffle’n’Chill Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is basically just some random picks from my Recent Likes playlist on Spotify. A few tracks are making a comeback from previous editions ‘cause they’re just that fuckin’ cool. I won’t tell you which ones, though. That’s for the alien scholars to decipher long after we’re all gone and buried and dead and all. that. jazz.

 

Let me just take a moment here to publicly shame myself for not having played the Romantic Edition of Little Big’s, “Skibidi,” yet. That video is fucking phenomenal, and you all should look it up. That is, if you enjoy laughter, being amused, you know. If you’re an utterly miserable little bitch, don’t bother. I’m sure you’ve got plenty of your own jams to keep you company in this cold and lonely fuckin’ world.

 

Anyway, yeah, this edition came about pretty fuckin’ last minute. See, the edition I’d originally planned was a retrospective tribute to the business that I’ve co-owned with my mother since 2014 when my father passed. For those not in the know, I’m an actual, highly-trained and experienced audio engineer; not just a podcaster/DJ/fuckingwhatever. The business was mostly providing audio services to various theater companies around northern NJ. Most of the theater we did was children’s theater, but we had some incredible adult productions as well.

 

One thing or another, I’ll jaw on and on about that next week. The bottom line is that because we’ve done so many goddamn musicals, I simply didn’t have enough time to go through all the soundtracks for these shows and put together a good playlist. So, I made a fuckin’ executive decision to postpone that shit ’til next week. I have absolutely zero doubt in my mind that the majority of everyone will skip that one since musical theater isn’t particularly popular at-fuckin’-all. At least, that’s the impression I’ve gotten over the past 2 decades. Maybe I’m wrong, I don’t know.

 

Anyway, yeah, this one is made up of a bunch of tracks I discovered simply by utilizing the handy little Shuffle feature in Spotify. Shuffle playlists, shuffle artist libraries, shuffle fuckin’ anything I can, because that’s how I (and you, so, “we,” I suppose) discover new shit. You know, like expand our fuckin’ horizons and want not, in an effort to not simply drift through mediocre lives filled with routine so predictable that you can feel time literally eating your soul away second by fucking second?

 

Why would you not live your life inhaling curiosity and exhaling fuckin’ passion? Why wouldn’t you drive yourself to new ideas, new experiences and adventures (which are experiences themselves, which is redundant, but fuck you if you don’t like it)? Don’t know if you’ve looked around lately, but there’s a fuckin’ universe around us to explore. We’ve got lots and lots of fuckin’ work to do around here, lots to learn around every corner, and you don’t want to reach the end regrettin’ all the fuckin’ time you pissed away runnin’ on your respective goddamn hamster wheels. We might be condemned like Sisyphus to keep rollin’ the fuckin’ boulder up the same fuckin’ hill every goddamn minute of every day, but we can embrace the absurdity of life and create boundless beauty in our minds as the ultimate fuck you to our mistakenly divine fuckin’ masters.

 

Yeah, expand your fuckin’ heads, bitches.

 

Oh yeah, and yojne too.

 

 

01 Josh A - No Chill (feat. Mr T Lexify) (from The Flow Awakens) [00:02:28]

 

02 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [00:06:33]

 

03 DotEXE - Kill It with Fire (from Monstercat Best of Dubstep, Vol. 1) [00:10:11]

 

04 Twin Moons - Flame Emoji (feat. HIGHSOCIETY & Raquel Divar) (from Rising) [00:14:03]

 

05 Gorilla Voltage - Lit (feat. Dirtbag Dan & Kung Fu Vampire) (from Ape-X) [00:17:19]

 

06 Dabin - In Flames (feat. Lexi Norton) (from Wild Youth) [00:22:20]

 

07 1788-L, totto - F U L L / B U R S T (from S E N T I E N C E) [00:25:44]

 

08 Poppy - Scary Mask (feat. FEVER 333) (from Scary Mask) [00:29:39]

 

09 Unknown Brain - Control (feat. Rival & Jex) (from Control) [00:32:38]

 

10 DJ Trotsky - Paradise Has Fallen (feat. Shannon Hurley) (NOR∆ Future Bass Remix) (from Paradise Has Fallen (NOR∆ Future Bass Remix)) [00:35:18]

 

11 Alaska Thunderfuck - Anus (from Anus) [00:39:00]

 

12 Trivecta - Axis (from Axis) [00:41:43]

 

13 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Pennywise (from Better off Dead) [00:46:31]

 

14 Figure - Heartbeat of Hell (from Heartbeat of Hell EP) [00:49:11]

 

15 Tristam - Truth (Dabin Remix) (from Truth (Remixes)) [00:53:53]

 

16 Poppy - Lowlife (Slushii Remix) (from Lowlife (Slushii Remix)) [00:58:55]

 

17 Little Big - Skibidi (Romantic Edition) (from Skibidi) [01:02:42]

 

18 Wu-Tang Clan - Pearl Harbor (feat. Ghostface Killah, Method Man, RZA & Sean Price) (from The Saga Continues) [01:05:47]

 

19 Metrik - LIFE/THRILLS (feat. Namgawd) (from LIFE/THRILLS) [01:10:45]

 

20 PhaseOne, Crystal Lake - Dreamscape (from Dreamscape) [01:14:25]

 

21 Zomboy, MUST DIE! - Revival (from Rott N’ Roll Pt. 2) [01:18:39]

 

22 MitiS - Frameworks (from Frameworks) [01:22:47]

 

23 Cunninlynguists - Urutora Kaiju (feat. Tonedeff) (from Strange Journey Volume Three) [01:27:15]

 

24 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Two Parts (from A Place to Drown the Dreams) [01:29:08]

 

25 Chime - Phototropic (from Phototropic) [01:33:16]

 

26 Au5 - Closer (feat. Danyka Nadeau) (from Closer) [01:37:13]

 

27 Lox Chatterbox - Way Gone (from Loxed in Space) [01:41:16]

 

28 Nero’s Day At Disneyland - Putting Lipstick On The Holes They Bore Into Us (from Attention Shoppers) [01:45:16]

 

29 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - Check Point (feat. Killabyte) (from Enter Eva) [01:46:38]

 

30 The Prodigy - Resonate (from No Tourists) [01:50:45]

 

31 Koven - Miracle (Drum & Bass Mix) (from Hereinafter, Pt. 1) [01:54:30]

 

32 Snoop Dogg - Gold Rush (from Tha Doggfather) [01:58:15]

 

33 Ruby My Dear - Clinpf Eepfwoof (from Brame) [02:03:02]

 

34 Skan - Living Hell (feat. Lox Chatterbox, M.I.M.E. & Blvkstn) (from Living Hell) [02:07:13]

 

35 Chime - Experience Points (from Experience Points) [02:10:21]

 

36 Stephen Walking - Light Pollution (from Monstercat Best of Dubstep, Vol. 1) [02:14:37]

 

37 Omnia - Alien (Extended Mix) (from Alien) [02:17:34]

 

38 Stonebank - The Government (from The Government) [02:22:24]

 

39 Ferry Corsten - Here We Are (feat. HALIENE) (from Blueprint) [02:26:24]

 

40 Sinner’s Heist - Streetlight People (feat. Harley Bird) (from Streetlight People) [02:31:25]

 

41 VHS Dreams - Discorecord (from Trans AM) [02:34:55]

 

42 Ephixa - Some Wobbles (from Monstercat Best of Dubstep, Vol. 1) [02:38:57]

 

43 Similar Outskirts - Horology (from Horology EP) [02:43:57]

 

44 WRLD - By Design (from Monstercat Best of DnB & Drumstep) [02:48:33]

 

45 Stonebank - The Only One (feat. Ben Clark) (Darren Styles Remix) (from The Only One (Darren Styles Remix)) [02:53:16]

 

46 Ferry Corsten - Your Face (Duncan La Barre Rendition) (from Blueprint Remixed) [02:57:26]

 

47 Washington - The Falling (from There There) [03:00:39]

 

48 Trash80 - Missing You (from Icarus) [03:05:04]

 

49 Shirobon - Reflections (from Infinity) [03:09:20]

 

50 Thom Yorke - Unmade (from Suspiria (Music for the Luca Guadagnino Film)) [03:12:04]

 

51 Josh A - Empty Bottles (feat. BionicPIG) (from Blessed III) [03:16:26]