Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-09-01 (Punk As Fuck Edition Vol. 3)

Jesus Shit-in-my-shoe Christ, has it really been over a year since the last Punk as Fuck Edition?  We’re goddamn fuckin’ overdue, don’t ya think, perverts?!  I guess I haven’t been listening to as much punk lately or something.  Anyway, emoclew motherfuckers!  If you’re into punk, I feel pretty confident that you’ll dig this edition, although “punk” is subjective.  I’m not sure which genre of music can claim the most elitist listeners, but between punk, metal & EDM, elitism itself needs to go fuck itself along with the elitists themselves.  Shit, if they fucked themselves more often, they might feel a little better about their sad little lives.  As I said in a previous edition, all elitism does is separate people.  How about trying to establish some common ground instead?  It usually feels a lot better.


For example, all you super punks out there who listen to the most obscure bands possible like you’re collecting rare Pokémon or some shit might see some kid with a Green Day or Blink-182 shirt on and go, “Pphh, fucking poser.”  BUT, what would happen if you tried talking to the kid for a minute, or even 5 minutes?  Stay with me on this.  What if you got into a conversation and ended up introducing them to the Misfits, or Black Flag, or the Dead Kennedys?  


It’s like the difference between a McDonald’s hamburger and filet mignon (and, for those of you perverts out there who know about my  usage of this metaphor from many moons ago, sshhhhh ;).  The hamburger is good as far as it goes, but it’s not particularly memorable unless it makes you sick.  The filet mignon is usually phenomenal (if it’s cooked properly), and is indeed positively memorable, even if it makes you sick.  And speaking of things that make me sick…


01 Nicki Minaj - Starships (Retarded Pre-op Drag Queen Remix) (from… No. You Don’t Need That Information.  Nobody Does.  This Shit Shouldn’t Exist, But It Does Because People Buy It.  What Does That Tell You About People?) [00:01:55]

02 The Death Set - I Wanna Take This Tape And Blow Up Ya Fuckin’ Stereo (from Michel Poiccard) [00:02:28]

03 The Death Set - Too Much Fun For Regrets (from Michel Poiccard) [00:02:32]

04 The Misfits - Last Caress (from Static Age) [00:03:58]

05 The Ramones - Surfin’ Bird (from Rocket To Russia) [00:05:50]

06 Dave Brockie Experience - I Wanna Be A Squirrel (from Songs For The Wrong) [00:08:20]

07 NOFX - USA-holes (from Wolves In Wolves’ Clothing) [00:10:28]

08 Amen - The Price Of Reality (from We Have Come For Your Parents) [00:12:33]

09 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Nervous Breakdown) [00:15:48]

10 Dead Kennedys - Shrink (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:16:40]

11 Mad - I Hate Music (from Bloodstains Across Superpunk Vol. 2) [00:18:23]

12 Anti-Flag - Drink Drank Punk (from Die For The Government) [00:20:34]

13 Lunachicks - Less Teeth, More Tits (from Luxury Problem) [00:22:12]

14 Anti-Nowhere League - So What (from We Are The League) [00:25:19]

15 Pennywise - Land Of The Free? (from Land Of The Free?) [00:28:22]

16 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from The Empire Strikes First) [00:30:49]

17 The Exploited - Fuck The System (from Fuck The System) [00:33:43]

18 Dead Kennedys - Riot (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:37:15]

19 Leftover Crack - Clear Channel (Fuck Off!) (from Fuck World Trade) [00:43:06]

20 All - She Broke My Dick (from Punk-O-Rama 6) [00:47:21]

21 Ramones - I Don’t Want To Grow Up (Tom Waits cover) (from ¡Adiós Amigos!) [00:48:03]

22 Bad Brains - Don’t Need It (from Bad Brains) [00:50:46]

23 Rancid - Avenues & Alleyways (from And Out Came The Wolves) [00:51:52]

24 Bad Religion - Bored & Extremely Dangerous (from The Process Of Belief) [00:54:58]

25 The Rabble - Who I Am (from No Clue, No Future) [00:58:15]

26 NOFX - Please Stop Fucking My Mom (from Fuck The Kids) [00:59:50]

27 The Misfits - Dig Up Her Bones (from American Psycho) [01:00:40]

28 Blitzkid - Dementia (from Five Cellars Below) [01:03:34]

29 AFI - The Boy Who Destroyed The World (from All Hallow’s EP) [01:07:27]

30 Anti-Flag - One Trillion Dollars (from For Blood And Empire) [01:10:31]

31 Black Flag - American Waste (from Six Pack) [01:12:56]

32 NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over (from The War On Errorism) [01:14:27]

33 Bad Religion - Mediocre Minds (from No Substance) [01:17:47]

34 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (from Nazi Punks Fuck Off (Single)) [01:19:42]

35 Descendents - ‘Merican (from ‘Merican EP) [01:20:41]

36 Vice Squad - The Times They Are A-Changing (Bob Dylan cover) (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Punk Covers) [01:22:30]

37 The Misfits - We Are 138 (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Evilive) [01:24:40]

38 The Ruts - H-Eyes (from Grin And Bear It) [01:26:02]

39 Pennywise - Searching (from About Time) [01:28:48]

40 NOFX - The Punk Song (from The P.M.R.C. Can Suck On This EP) [01:31:41]

41 Lunachicks - Cumming Into My Own (from Luxury Problem) [01:32:38]

42 Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict (from The Complete Singles Anthology) [01:34:34]

43 GG Allin & The Criminal Quartet - Son Of Evil (from Carnival Of Excess) [01:36:31]

44 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers) [01:39:29]

45 Flipper - Ha Ha Ha (from American Hardcore: The History Of American Punk Rock 1980-1986) [01:43:02]

46 Bikini Kill - Rah! Rah! Replica (from The Singles) [01:45:13]

47 Anti-Nowhere League - There Is No God (from Kings & Queens) [01:46:09]

48 The Clash - I Fought The Law (from The Clash) [01:49:39]

49 Dead Kennedys - I Fought The Law (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [01:52:13]

50 Anti-Flag - Tearing Everyone Down (from A New Kind Of Army) [01:54:31]

51 GWAR - Fight (from This Toilet Earth) [01:57:21]

52 The Death Set - I Like The Wrong Way (from Michel Poiccard) [01:58:16]

53 Against All Authority - Hard As Fuck (from Nothing New For Trash Like You) [01:59:00]

54 Minor Threat - Guilty of Being White (from Complete Discography) [02:01:05]

55 The Misfits - Green Hell (from Earth A.D.) [02:02:20]

56 Blitzkid - Nosferatu (from Anatomy Of Reanimation Vol. 1) [02:04:11]

57 Face To Face - No Authority (from Don’t Turn Away) [02:06:06]

58 Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced (from Blackout) [02:08:47]



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