Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-05-05 (All-Star Series: Jello Biafra Edition)

Gooooood… afternoon, perverts! Yes, I apologize that this is coming to you in the afternoon as opposed to the morning, but I had some urgent matters to which I had to attend. Anyway, better late than never. Welcome, mother and father fuckers, to another installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex, the Jello Biafra Edition! If you don’t know who Jello Biafra is, you apparently haven’t been paying much attention to this podcast at all. Which is fine, if you’re paying attention to it now. If you’re not, then you’re probably not even reading/hearing this, so why am I even addressing you? Fuck you and your lack of attention to this podcast!

Pphh, anyway, Jello Biafra is most well-known as the frontman for the epic punk band, the Dead Kennedys. He also owns a label called Alternative Tentacles that’s full of fucktacular awesomeness. He’s made guest appearances on a fuckton of songs and collaborated on full albums with many other groups such as Ministry, the Melvins, D.O.A. etc. He’s also done spoken word for the past 20 years, he’s run for mayor of San Francisco, and even run for president back in 2000. His lyrics and vocal styles are second to none. His words are acerbically satirical towards politics and society in general, and shit, what the fuck am I doing still talking? Let’s get yojneing already! But first… a disclaimer for all of you out there with sensitive little earholes.

01 The Offspring - Disclaimer (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Ixnay on the Hombre) [00:01:22]

02 Dead Kennedys - Take This Job and Shove It (from Bedtime for Democracy) [00:02:05]

03 Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:03:25]

04 Lard - Mate Spawn & Die (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [00:04:19]

05 Dead Kennedys - Shrink (from Bedtime for Democracy) [00:09:14]

06 Ministry - Jello Biafra’s Pledge of Allegiance (Live 1990) (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Rip)) [00:10:57]

07 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [00:13:40]

08 Leftover Crack - Baby-Punchers (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Deadline Split w/ Citizen Fish) [00:16:43]

09 Dead Kennedys - Stars and Stripes of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [00:20:12]

10 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:26:29]

11 Lard - War Pimp Renaissance (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:32:21]

12 Napalm Death - The Great and The Good (feat. Jello Biafra) (from The Code Is Red… Long Live The Code) [00:36:29]

13 Dead Kennedys - Government Flu (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:40:39]

14 Jello Biafra with Nomeansno - Jesus Was A Terrorist (from The Sky Is Falling and I Want My Mommy) [00:42:41]

15 Dead Kennedys - Chickenshit Conformist (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:45:14]

16 Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To Fuck (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [00:51:12]

17 Lard - Forkboy (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [00:53:45]

18 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:57:38]

19 Lard - Peeling Back The Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:59:08]

20 Jello Biafra and The Melvins - Islamic Bomb (from Never Breathe What You Can’t See) [01:04:16]

21 Dead Kennedys - Insight (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [01:10:33]

22 Jello Biafra with Nomeansno - Sharks In The Gene Pool (from The Sky Is Falling and I Want My Mommy) [01:12:12]

23 Dead Kennedys - MTV - Get Off The Air (from Frankenchrist) [01:18:44]

24 Jello Biafra with D.O.A. - That’s Progress (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [01:22:20]

25 Dead Kennedys - Winnebago Warrior (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:25:33]

26 Dead Kennedys - Police Truck (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [01:27:37]

27 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (from Nazi Punks Fuck Off Single) [01:30:01]

28 Lard - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) [01:30:59]

29 Dead Kennedys - Triumph of the Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [01:37:06]

30 Dead Kennedys - At My Job (from Frankenchrist) [01:39:22]

31 Dead Kennedys - Holiday In Cambodia (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:42:59]

32 Dead Kennedys - Riot (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:47:31]

33 Sepultura - Politricks (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Nation) [01:53:25]

34 Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [01:57:36]

35 Jello Biafra - Die For Oil, Sucker (T.W.O.T. Addition) (from In the Grip of Official Treason (Disc 1)) [01:59:29]

36 Dead Kennedys - Moon Over Marin (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [02:07:07]

37 Jello Biafra with D.O.A. - Power Is Boring (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [02:11:34]

38 Dead Kennedys - Religious Vomit (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [02:14:22]

39 Dead Kennedys - Anarchy For Sale (from Bedtime For Democracy) [02:15:24]

40 Dead Kennedys - We’ve Got A Bigger Problem Now (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [02:16:41]

41 Jello Biafra with The Melvins - Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything) (from Sieg Howdy!) [02:21:09]

42 Dead Kennedys - Pull My Strings (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [02:24:23]

43 Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas (from Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables) [02:30:06]

44 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death) [02:32:36]

45 Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles (from Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables) [02:36:50]

46 Jello Biafra - I Have A Dream (from Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police (Disc 1)) [02:39:49]

47 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [02:51:05]