Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-09-09 (Celebrate Mediocrity… Pphh, Haha. Yeah Fucking Right Edition)

Welcome, dearest perverts, to another mediocre Monday on the horrendously tedious timeline of our mediocre lives.  This week's Monday Morning Aural Sex is a celebration of mediocrity as in the case of someone looking at fireworks going off in the sky and saying… Yay.  As you listen to the tepid musical selections in this podcast, be sure to secure your mind with thoughts of your stable occupation, your stable home with its stable bills, your stable little family and your generally stable little life.  Kick back and ponder your midlife crisis.  Take solace in the embrace of religion and the immediate, superficial comforts of our thriving consumer culture.  All of the aforementioned suggestions work especially well for white people, so if you're white, congratulations.  Smile, and enjoy…


Pphh, haha.  Yeah fucking right!  Fuck mediocrity as thoroughly, aggressively and consistently as anything can be fucked.  Stability is, for the most part, an illusion that can dissolve without warning; a card castle that can and likely will collapse with even the slightest breath in its direction.  Midlife crises are for boring people who didn't do enough with their youth.  Religion is a joke that seldom ever fails to make me laugh; our consumer culture is a joke, too, but not quite as laughable as religion; and white people, well, it's a bit too broad of a subject to make many particularly accurate statements, but it's pretty amusing and/or sad that just the phrase "white people," evokes far more negative connotations than positive ones.  I say fuck all that.  Obviously, I can't fuck being white, 'cause I'm white, and I wouldn't want to change my skin color with anything but tattoos.  But fuck all that other shit.  I say live loudly and proudly, 'cause you've got your entire death to be silent and inhibited.  So, while I step down off this tiny little soapbox, I hope you all will take my words into consideration and I especially hope you yojne the fuck out of this edition.  Let's go!


01 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - The Dust Blows Forward 'n The Dust Blows Back (from Trout Mask Replica) [00:02:53]

02 Garfunkel & Oates - The Ex-Boyfriend Song (from Slippery When Moist) [00:04:44]

03 Haddaway - What Is Love (7" Mix) (from A Night At The Roxbury OST) [00:04:48]

04 Wikluh Sky - Balkan Sex God (from A Serbian Film OST) [00:08:40]

05 Doug Stanhope - Monogamy (from From Across the Street) [00:12:36]

06 Bim - Lights Out (from Lifelines EP) [00:17:57]

07 Static-X - Push It (from Wisconsin Death Trip) [00:21:42]

08 Hixxy, Dougal & Gammer - Phase to Phase (feat. Lisa Marie) (from True Hardcore 2) [00:24:15]

09 Dillon Francis - I.D.G.A.F.O.S. (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:28:17]

10 Dog Fashion Disco - Vertigo Motel (from Anarchists of Good Taste) [00:32:21]

11 Kidney Thieves - Before I'm Dead (from Zerøspace) [00:36:51]

12 The A.M.D.A. - Fuck The Rails (from Bonkers 16: Maximum Hardcore Energy! (Disc 3)) [00:41:25]

13 Bad Acid Trip - Jump Rope - Spray Water (from Lynch The Weirdo) [00:46:46]

14 George Carlin - Values (from Class Clown) [00:49:33]

15 Garfunkel & Oates - Save The Rich (from Slippery When Moist) [00:54:46]

16 Serj Tankian - Occupied Tears (from Harakiri) [00:57:26]

17 Professor Green - Just Be Good To Green (feat. Lily Allen) (Camo & Krooked Explicit Remix) (from Accelerate [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [01:01:44]

18 Die Antwoord - Fok Julie Naaiers (from Ten$ion) [01:04:37

19 ETC!ETC!, Brillz & Diplo - Bueller (feat. Whiskey Pete) (from Saints Row IV - Mad Decent 106.9) [01:08:32]

20 Doctor P - Flying Spaghetti Monster (from Saints Row IV - K12 97.6) [01:12:12]

21 Supreme Beings of Leisure - Angelhead (feat. Lili Haydn) (from 11i) [01:16:18]

22 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:21:03]

23 Tom Morello - Lazarus On Down (feat. Serj Tankian) (from The Fabled City) [01:23:55]

24 Richard Cheese - Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme (from Dick At Nite) [01:27:22]

25 Brisk & Fade - Radio Rockin' (from Radio Rockin' / Get Fresh Single) [01:29:08]

26 Laceration Selekta - Demise (from soundcloud.com/laceration-wax) [01:37:01]

27 Einstürzende Neubauten - Silence Is Sexy (from Silence Is Sexy) [01:42:00]

28 Kittie - Safe (from Oracle) [01:48:59]

29 Louis C.K. - White People (from Live at the Beacon Theater) [01:53:09]

30 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust) [01:58:28]

31 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [02:03:19]

32 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Pink Noise Waltz (from Butcher's Ballroom) [02:06:48]

33 A Wilhelm Scream - We Built This City! (On Debts And Booze) (from Career Suicide) [02:12:50]

34 Total Recall - Soulless (from Watch Your Step [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [02:17:54]



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