2022-12-19 (Flashback Edition: 2012-12-24 & 25 (Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition Pts. 1 & 2))

Mmmmm… welcome, my dearest perverts, to Part 1 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.  This one's gonna be a lot like the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition.  I won't be interrupting the flow of the tracks with my silly back announcements and shit.  I'll just be thrusting a few samples in between the tracks like anal beads in a tight, pink little bunny nose asshole.  Don't worry, sweetie baby dearies, you'll love it.  Anyway, for those who don't know, Saturnalia is a time to celebrate public nudity, master/slave role reversal, and pure orgiastic revelry.  Sounds like fun, eh?  Sounds way better than the hopelessly consumeristic imitation holiday that Christmas is.  So, next time anyone tells you that they want to keep Christ in Christmas, expose your genitals and wish them a merry Saturnalia.  In fact, expose your genitals and play with them right fuckin' now!  If you've got a significant (or not so significant) other, let 'em join in!  Now, without any further ado, enjoy you fucktacular freaks!

 

 

01 Dave Brockie Experience - Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me? (from Songs For The Wrong) [00:01:21]

 

02 Psyclon Nine - Better Than Suicide (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:04:04]

 

03 Velvet Acid Christ - Pretty Toy (from Hex Angel - Utopia/Dystopia) [00:08:11]

 

04 She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart (from She Wants Revenge) [00:13:20]

 

05 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [00:18:04]

 

06 Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy (from Tunnel Of Love) [00:21:24]

 

07 Die Antwoord - U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck (from Ten$ion) [00:25:59]

 

08 Otep - Sweet Tooth (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:29:15]

 

09 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (Born Bad Edit) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:34:12]

 

10 30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:36:35]

 

11 Marilyn Manson - User Friendly (from Mechanical Animals) [00:40:45]

 

12 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP) [00:44:59]

 

13 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [00:49:34]

 

14 Bush - Bomb (Minus the Moodkiller Edit) (from Sixteen Stone) [00:54:30]

 

15 Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation) (from Furious Angels) [00:56:50]

 

16 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:04:11]

 

17 Kidneythieves - Lick U Clean (from Trypt0fanatic) [01:08:38]

 

18 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad) [01:12:27]

 

19 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third) [01:16:40]

 

20 Nirvana - Rape Me (from In Utero) [01:21:31]

 

21 Rollins Band - Raped (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [01:24:16]

 

22 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:28:04]

 

23 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You) [01:30:58]

 

24 Michael Jackson - Give In To Me (Schoolboy Edit) (from Dangerous) [01:34:10]

 

25 Trina - B R Right (feat. Ludacris) (from Diamond Princess) [01:39:35]

 

26 Dr. Dre - Fuck You (feat. Tray-Dee & Snoop Dogg) (from 2001) [01:43:56]

 

27 Eminem - Superman (from The Eminem Show) [01:47:21]

 

28 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (Psycho Edit) (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:53:05]

 

29 Lovage - Sex (I’m A) (from Songs To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [01:55:49]

 

30 Twiztid - Dirty Lil' Girl (from Mirror, Mirror) [01:59:04]

 

 

Ohhhh… fuck.  Welcome, you gorgeous mother and father fuckers, to part 2 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of the greatest podcast in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex.  I hope those of you who checked out part 1 enjoyed every last exquisite drop of living fuck out of it, and I hope you enjoy this one just as much, if not more.  I also hope you've got plenty of bodily fluids left to expel upon yourself or your other, however significant or insignificant they may be.  Uhhh… mmmm… ohhh…. blort!  Ohhh… romance is alive!  If that doesn't convince you, maybe this especially romantic first track by Jenna Marbles will warm your Winter-chilled little hearts.  Enjoy, you phenomenal fuckwads!  Ohhhh!

 

 

31 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube) [02:06:52]

 

32 Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? (from Linger Ficken' Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [02:09:51]

 

33 Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerøspace) [02:15:24]

 

34 Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (from Everybody Hates You (Disc 1)) [02:19:50]

 

35 12 Rounds - Something's Burning (from My Big Hero) [02:24:36]

 

36 Nine Inch Nails - Underneath The Skin (from March Of The Pigs) [02:28:54]

 

37 Ministry - Psalm 69 (from Psalm 69) [02:35:51]

 

38 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [02:41:07]

 

39 Filter & The Crystal Method - (Can't You) Trip Like I Do (from Spawn OST) [02:45:54]

 

40 Hybrid - Visible Noise (from Morning Sci-Fi) [02:50:09]

 

41 Lords of Acid - Pussy (Round) (from Our Little Secret) [02:56:59]

 

42 Lil' Kim - She Don't Love You (from The Notorious K.I.M.) [03:00:57]

 

43 DMX - Don't Gotta Go Home (feat. Monica) (from Grand Champ) [03:04:35]

 

44 Jay Gordon - Slept So Long (from Queen Of The Damned OST) [03:08:48]

 

45 Lords Of Acid - You Belong To Me (Theme) (from Our Little Secret) [03:14:10]

 

46 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †) [03:18:39]

 

47 Razed In Black - I Worship You (from Sacrificed) [03:22:14]

 

48 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Remix) (from Machine Love) [03:27:44]

 

49 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [03:31:16]

 

50 Stubborn Ahole - FREAKz VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy) [03:35:15]

 

51 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Ecstasy (Pt. 2) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:38:02]

 

52 Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix (from Nymphetamine) [03:41:45]

 

53 The Berzerker - Forever (from Berzerker) [03:46:53]

 

54 Dark Lotus - Bitch, I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [03:49:47]

 

55 The Doors - Love Me Two Times (from Strange Days) [03:53:54]

 

56 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [03:57:08]

 

57 Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of Porn (from Mr. Bungle) [04:01:36]

 

58 Shat - Sex With Your Pets (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [04:07:12]

 

59 Lunachicks - Makin' It (With Other Species) (from Babysitters On Acid) [04:07:50]

 

60 GWAR - I'm Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [04:09:32]