2022-02-14 (Valentine’s Day Fuçkfest Edition Vol. 3)

Mmmm… Good fuckin’ evening, perverts. Happy fuckin’ Valentine’s Day, and I do mean that quite literally. Emo-fuuuuckin’-clew one and all, perverts new and old to the third volume of the Valentine’s Day Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! I haven’t made a new one of these in a little over 8 years, and boy-oh-girl, this is one for the books. By the time I post this and it finally reaches your ever so eager little earholes, I will have been awake for over 24 hours. Why? Well, I had a lot of new samples to record. Veteran perverts from Fuckfests past will know that I fill these editions with all sorts of lasciviousness both from personal experiences and just random clips from movies and such. All the names have been concealed to protect the not-so-fucking-innocent, of course. In some cases, some of the samples are even sped up or slowed down to conceal a little more.

 

This edition has a little over a third of completely new finds. Most of the rest is stuff I’ve played before, but obviously not in the context of a compilation as delectable as this. Good amount of Rammstein in this one. I guess there’s just somethin’ about German industrial metal that really pumps my crank. Anyway, no need to yammer on any further. Feel free to strip allll the way down and play with yourselves as you yojne the sweet & salty melodies, especially if you’re in public.

 

With that… we cummm… to the yojne!

 

 

01 Sasha Grey - Let’s Play (from Talk Dirty To Me (feat. Sasha Grey)) [00:01:29]

 

02 Lil Mariko - Hi, I'm a Slut (from Lil Mariko) [00:01:53]

 

03 S3RL - Bass Slut (from Bass Slut / It Went / Crazy Ass Bitch) [00:04:47]

 

04 Gut - Strawsuckers (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Pimps Of Gore EP) [00:10:11]

 

05 Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande - Get On Your Knees (from The Pinkprint) [00:14:05]

 

06 Pink Guy - She's So Nice (from Pink Season) [00:17:49]

 

07 Little Big - Big Dick (from Funeral Rave) [00:20:32]

 

08 Insane Clown Posse - I Stuck Her With My Wang (from The Terror Wheel EP) [00:23:38]

 

09 Shat - Lick My Balls, Then My Ass (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [00:27:33]

 

10 Rezz - Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron) (from Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron)) [00:28:33]

 

11 20 Fingers - Lick It (feat. Roula) (20 Finger Club Mix) (from Lick It (feat. Roula)) [00:31:22]

 

12 Chris Crocker - I Want Your Bite (from Legacy: The Compilation Album) [00:35:41]

 

13 Organ Donors - Make the Girlies Wet (from Make the Girlies Wet) [00:39:05]

 

14 Deftones - Needles And Pins (from Deftones) [00:46:25]

 

15 FKA Twigs - Two Weeks (from LP1) [00:49:47]

 

16 Elon Dust - Wish You Were Here (feat. Melissa Heart) (from Wish You Were Here) [00:53:56]

 

17 BLACK NEON - Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix) (from Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix)) [00:57:18]

 

18 The Weeknd - The Hills (from Beauty Behind The Madness) [01:01:31]

 

19 Jai Wolf - Starlight (from Starlight) [01:05:33]

 

20 Kasbo - Kaleidoscope (from Kasbo) [01:09:22]

 

21 Excision, Savvy - Sleepless (Xilent Remix) (from X Rated (The Remixes)) [01:14:36]

 

22 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imagō) [01:19:48]

 

23 Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (from Mutter) [01:26:13]

 

24 Benny Benassi - Who's Your Daddy? (Extended Mix) (from Who’s Your Daddy?) [01:30:58]

 

25 ppcocaine - DDLG (from DDLG) [01:37:27]

 

26 Doll.ia - Kawaii Kitchen! (from The Magical Prelude) [01:40:01]

 

27 CORPSE, Savage Ga$p - E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! (from E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!) [01:41:29]

 

28 Yung Myst - 18yr old Rough Fvck (from 18yr old Rough Fvck) [01:43:16]

 

29 Boondox - Freak Bitch (from Krimson Creek) [01:46:12]

 

30 MoxiFloxi - Brat (from Brat) [01:49:57]

 

31 Lindemann - Knebel (from F & M (Deluxe)) [01:52:27]

 

32 AG - Terrible Thing (from Terrible Thing) [01:56:15]

 

33 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery) [01:59:55]

 

34 Ginuwine - Pony (from Ginuwine… The Bachelor) [02:03:42]

 

35 Excision, Datsik & Mr. Hudson - Jaguar (from X-Rated) [02:07:59]

 

36 Rendezvous At Two - Play with Me (from Play with Me) [02:11:25]

 

37 Rammstein - Spiel Mit Mir (from Sehnsucht) [02:15:31]

 

38 iSorin - Embrace (motionxbeats remix) (from Embrace (motionxbeats remix)) [02:20:15]

 

39 Vallis Alps - Thru (from Vallis Alps) [02:24:51]

 

40 Hucci - Desire (Slowed) (from Desire (Slowed)) [02:29:03]

 

41 Flight Facilities - Crave You (Adventure Club Remix) (from Crave You (Remixes)) [02:33:13]

 

42 Hadouken! - Oxygen (Gemini Remix) (from Oxygen (EP)) [02:37:25]

 

43 Melleefresh, deadmau5 - Hey Baby (from Hey Baby) [02:42:08]

 

44 Gnarkill - I Got Erection! (from GNARKILL) [02:49:21]

 

45 Battle Beast - Resurrection By Erection (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [02:51:33]

 

46 Lords of Acid - She And Mr. Jones (Uncensored) (from Heaven Is An Orgasm) [02:55:25]

 

47 Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella “Fuck on Me” Remix) (from Fire Hive (Krewella “Fuck on Me” Remix)) [03:00:27]

 

48 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [03:03:37]

 

49 Lucille Bogan - Till The Cows Come Home (from Shave ‘Em Dry: The Best Of Lucille Bogan) [03:07:17]

 

50 Miss Construction - F**k Me, too (from Kunstprodukt) [03:10:08]

 

51 Victoria Monét - F.U.C.K. (from F.U.C.K.) [03:14:35]

 

52 Johnny Rain - P.U.S.S.Y. (from Villain) [03:18:16]

 

53 Lords of Acid - Pussy (Round) (from Our Little Secret) [03:25:24]

 

54 untrusted - WAP (from WAP) [03:29:26]

 

55 Otto Von Schirach - Astronomical (from Draculo) [03:32:00]

 

56 Danzig - How The Gods Kill (from Danzig III: How The Gods Kill) [03:34:57]

 

57 Audiostalkers - Sex (from Attack Of The Blog) [03:40:46]

 

58 Lovage - Sex (I’m A) (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [03:44:44]

 

59 Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing (2017 Remaster) (from Core (Super Deluxe Edition)) [03:51:09]

 

60 Benassi Bros., Violeta - I Love My Sex (Sfaction Remix) (from Hypnotica (Benny Benassi Presents The Biz)) [03:54:45]

 

61 Jaëss - Sexy girl (from Sexy girl) [03:58:12]

 

62 PLAZA - All Mine (from All Mine) [04:03:35]

 

63 Formal Chicken, Snuggles, Weegie - Never Gonna Give You Up (from Never Gonna Give You Up) [04:07:24]

 

64 Borgore & Dudu Tassa - Wayak (from Wild Out EP) [04:09:02]

 

65 Ashlee - Alone With You (from Alone With You) [04:12:17]

 

66 Lucii, Sam Lamar - You (from You) [04:15:21]

 

67 zandros, VIZIER - hedonist (from hedonist) [04:19:26]

 

68 spunkspurter - debauchery massacre (from mop3022 lurking between rotten walls) [04:21:55]

 

69 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [04:23:25]

 

70 Apocalyptica - Seemann (feat. Nina Hagen) (from Amplified: A Decade Of Reinventing The Cello (Disc 2)) [04:28:04]

 

71 Jhené Aiko - Come On (from Chilombo (Deluxe)) [04:32:43]

 

72 Brooke Candy - Cum (feat. Iggy Azalea) (from SEXORCISM) [04:35:26]

 

73 Landon Tewers - Cum Captain (from Dead Kid) [04:38:02]

 

74 Excision, Illenium, Shallows - Gold (Stupid Love) (from Apex) [04:42:16]

 

75 j'san - i'm in love with u, sorry (from i’m in love with u, sorry) [04:47:06]

 

76 Little Big - Skibidi (Romantic Edition) (from Skibidi) [04:51:59]

 

77 Shat - Cum-N-Go (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [04:55:10]