2021-12-20 (Malcontent in Malcolm‘s Tent Edition)

Wwwwhat the up is fuck, fuckermothers and abstinent daddies?! Emo-sonofacunt-clew to the Malcontent in Malcom’s Tent Edition of Monday Morning Aural mu-tha-fuck-in’ Sex! What in the stupid-ass world could that mean? Well, it was my modest attempt to come up with a clever title for this collaboration. To be honest, I’m not even sure Malcolm owns a fuckin’ tent, but I’m sure if he ever bought one, we’d be malcontent in it. Malcontents are known for causin’ ruckuses after all… Anyway, my buddy Malcolm is a fellow achievement hunter who I met through the website True Achievements. We ended up in a boosting session at some point, I’m pretty sure it was for the Xbox 360 version of Burnout Paradise, and I kept sending goofy selfies every time someone crashed into me. Mostly ‘cause boosting can be dull as unbuttered fuck, but doing it with friendly folk makes the task not only tolerable, but actually fun. For those who aren’t in the know (which is to say the vast majority of the human race), boosting is basically just for turning otherwise competitive tasks in Xbox games into cooperative efforts.

 

Malcolm and I have certainly done a lot of that over the 5 years we’ve been friends, and yet only now have we finally collaborated on an edition of my podcast. That’s certainly not to diminish anything about our friendship; I’m just very accustomed to this podcast being mostly a solo thing. Malcolm and I have actually been on two long road trips together with our mutual friend Al (with whom I also did a collaboration edition). One trip was all the fuck around the country; the other was just to a silly little cyber café get-together in Indiana. We’ve been through good times and bad, even once encountering a Karen in the wild, and narrowly evading pointless police interrogation. Many things beyond gaming bind our friendship, including our mutual fondness for the Devil’s lettuce, anime and movies. Music was always there, but kind of more in the background. He definitely had a lot of cool stuff he played during the road trips.

 

Anyway, as I’ve done with all my collaborations, I’ve alternated our picks one after another. One of mine kicks things off, and one of his wraps it all up. Due to that alternating style, I couldn’t do much creative organizing, but I did what I could to make sure it’s consistently interesting from beginning to end. My picks were chosen from all sorts of past editions, and I’m familiar with some of his picks, but not all of ‘em. Definitely looking forward to hearing his choices, ‘cause one of my picks is one I heard from him last year. That one is the Black Noi$e jam called Mutha Magick. Great shit right there, and you’re about to find out if you don’t already know. All that done did and said, let’s hear what Malcolm has to say about his tracks:

 

 

01 Micah Scale - Get 'em Started (feat. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony) (from Get ‘em Started) [00:02:52]

 

02 Skepta - No Security (from No Security) [00:08:07]

 

03 S3RL - Kamehameha (feat. J0hnny) (OO Edit) (original from Kamehameha) [00:11:45]

 

04 Danny Brown - Ain't It Funny (from Atrocity Exhibition) [00:15:01]

 

05 Count Basie - Double-O (from The Complete Atomic Basie) [00:17:55]

 

06 SAINt JHN - Roses (Imanbek Remix) (from While The World Was Burning) [00:20:38]

 

07 En Vogue - Free Your Mind (from Funky Divas) [00:23:30]

 

08 Jadakiss, Styles P - We Gonna Make It (from Kiss Tha Game Goodbye) [00:28:17]

 

09 Black Noi$e - Mutha Magick (feat. bbymutha) (from OBLIVION) [00:31:46]

 

10 Azealia Banks, Lazy Jay - 212 (from Broke with Expensive Taste) [00:33:19]

 

11 BLVK JVCK, Flosstradamus - G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat'eq) (from G.O.D. (GRIND OR DIE) (feat. Leat'eq)) [00:36:39]

 

12 Bob Marley & The Wailers - Jamming (from Legend - The Best Of Bob Marley And The Wailers) [00:39:16]

 

13 Deftones - Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) (from Around The Fur) [00:42:42]

 

14 SEATBELTS - Tank! (from COWBOY BEBOP OST) [00:47:38]

 

15 Minutemen - Corona (from Double Nickels on the Dime) [00:51:05]

 

16 The Vandals - Urban Struggle (from Peace Thru Vandalism) [00:53:23]

 

17 Death Tour, nascar aloe - Fucked Up (from Blood Pact) [00:57:09]

 

18 The Pharcyde - Passin' Me By (from Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde) [00:58:35]

 

19 Diabolic - Reasons (from Liar & a Thief) [01:03:36]

 

20 Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (from Jazz) [01:07:19]

 

21 Yu Miyake, Yuusama - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy OST “Katamari Fortissimo Damacy”) [01:10:43]

 

22 Billie Eilish - bad guy (from WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?) [01:12:02]

 

23 Hannibal Buress - I Play Video Games (from My name is Hannibal) [01:15:13]

 

24 Diddy - Can't Nobody Hold Me Down (feat. Mase) (from No Way Out) [01:18:23]

 

25 Scatman John - Scatman (Game Over Jazz) (from Scatman’s World) [01:22:08]

 

26 ScHoolboy Q, Kendrick Lamar - Collard Greens (from Oxymoron (Deluxe)) [01:27:09]

 

27 Death Grips - Beware (from Exmilitary) [01:32:07]

 

28 SEATBELTS - Cats on Mars (from COWBOY BEBOP Vitaminless) [01:37:59]

 

29 Big Pig - I Can't Break Away (from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure OST) [01:40:43]

 

30 Mike Jones - Still Tippin' (feat. Slim Thug and Paul Wall) (from Who Is Mike Jones?) [01:44:18]

 

31 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix) (from HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix)) [01:48:44]

 

32 Doja Cat - Kiss Me More (feat. SZA) (from Kiss Me More (feat. SZA)) [01:51:17]

 

33 Alias & Doseone - The Deadener (from Less Is Orchestra) [01:54:44]

 

34 Fatboy Slim, Riva Starr - Eat Sleep Rave Repeat (from Mixmag Presents Fatboy Slim: We Are 30) [01:58:59]

 

35 Truth - Grampian (feat. Stylust & Sgt Pokes) (from Mushrooms) [02:04:45]

 

36 JAY-Z, Foxy Brown - Ain't No Nigga (from Reasonable Doubt) [02:09:19]

 

37 Michael Franti - Ganja Baby (from Songs from the Front Porch: An Acoustic Collection) [02:13:15]

 

38 Michael Jackson - Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough (from Off the Wall) [02:17:28]

 

39 Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage (Extended) (from The Best of Lakeside) [02:23:27]

 

40 The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog (from The Stooges) [02:29:31]

 

41 Lex the Hex Master - Chill Mode (from Chill Mode) [02:32:35]

 

42 YG - Twist My Fingaz (from Still Brazy (Deluxe)) [02:36:35]

 

43 Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning (Sopranos Theme) (from Exile On Coldharbour Lane) [02:40:42]

 

44 Jill Scott - Golden (from Beautifully Human: Words and Sounds Vol. 2) [02:45:58]

 

45 Kool Keith - Super Hero (feat. MF DOOM & L'Orange) (from Super Hero) [02:49:44]

 

46 Queen - Brighton Rock (Remastered 2011) (from Sheer Heart Attack (Deluxe Remastered Version)) [02:54:10]

 

47 Reverse Engineering - Heart Juice (feat. Diyala) (from Schemers) [02:59:16]

 

48 The Gap Band - Outstanding (from The Gap Band IV) [03:03:47]

 

49 The Doobie Brothers - Long Train Runnin' (Full Guitar Mix) (from Long Train Runnin’) [03:06:55]

 

50 Roy Ayers Ubiquity - Everybody Loves The Sunshine (from Everybody Loves The Sunshine (Reissue)) [03:12:25]

 

51 Ho99o9 - Splash (from United States of Horror) [03:16:16]

 

52 Thundercat - Funny Thing (from It Is What It Is) [03:19:05]

 

53 Method Man, Redman - Dis Iz 4 All My Smokers (from Blackout! 2) [03:20:57]

 

54 Kendrick Lamar - Rigamortus (from Section.80) [03:25:12]

 

55 Ghostpoet - Dial Tones (feat. Lucy Rose) (Fear Club Remix) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [03:27:58]

 

56 Beanie Sigel, Freeway - Roc The Mic (from State Property) [03:32:28]

 

57 Yung Humma - Lemme Smang It (feat. Flynt Flossy) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin’) [03:36:44]

 

58 Pusha T - Numbers On The Boards (from My Name Is My Name) [03:40:08]

 

59 Cunninlynguists - Embers (from Oneirology) [03:42:49]

 

60 New Order - Blue Monday (from Substance) [03:45:41]