Good morning, devoted perverts and pervettes. We regret to inform you that our regularly scheduled broadcast has been altered slightly from the metric fuckton of purest aural fuckin’ sex we deliver every week. In compliance with new FCC standards, we will now only play high-quality audio recordings of Tucker Carlson tongue-punching Mitch McConnell’s prolapsed fartbox with brazen abandon, and all the pretentious condescension we’ve come to expect from America’s favorite whore. This week, there’s nearly 5 and a half hours worth of it. Golly, when Cucker commits to a task, he really goes in. Doesn’t he?
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