Monday Morning Aural Sex
September 2012
Episodes
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden broccoli dick statue. Anyway, what is the astounding truth of moose cunt, you might ask? Well, pphh… I don't even feel like I should grace that question with a cinnamon crab. As if you've never stapled your lips to a moose cunt and waited for it to queef, thus swallowing the fetid bestial vaginal expulsions of ultimate truth. EEEEEveryone's done that. Well, I suppose Christians and Republicans haven't done that. Fuckin' pathetic sacks of plankton piss. EAT SHIT AND DO THE MAMBO WITH SADISTIC OSTRICHES! Boy, I sure could go for some water, vitamins and horse vomit right now. …my teeth have minds of their own, and they're plotting against my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents. TIME TRAVELING TEETH!!!! ALLITERATION AGAIN!!! AHHHH!!!!
01 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187)
02 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
03 Ludacris - Roll Out (My Business) (from Word Of Mouf)
04 DJ Signify - Kiddie Litter (featuring Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
05 Bill Hicks - People Suck (from Rant In E Minor)
06 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa)
07 Darkest Hour - Doomsayer (The Beginning Of The End) (from Deliver Us)
08 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder)
09 CunninLynguists - White Guy Mind Tricks (from Strange Journey Vol. 1)
10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Always Fuckin' With Us (featuring Twiztid) (from Fuck The Fuck Off)
11 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective (from I Kill People)
12 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from Revelations)
13 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless)
14 Insane Clown Posse - Terrible (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
15 Defragmentation - Core (from Self Construct)
16 65daysofstatic - Default This (from The Fall Of Math)
17 Sworn - Electro Rock (from Electro Rock EP)
18 Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs In The Bible (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
19 Fluke - Absurd (from Risotto)
20 Thievery Corporation - Revolution Solution (featuring Perry Farrell) (from The Cosmic Game)
21 Infected Mushroom - Sa'eed (from Legend Of The Black Schwarma)
22 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations)
23 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
24 Dir en Grey - Amber (from Vulgar)
25 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
26 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor)
27 Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni (from Mr. Bungle)
28 Strapping Young Lad - Satan's Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing)
29 Hill Of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST)
Monday Oct 18, 2021
Monday Oct 18, 2021
Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball!
01 Namco Sound Team - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
02 Namco Sound Team - Dan Don Fuga (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
03 Deftones - Around The Fur (from Around The Fur)
04 Incubus - Redefine (from S.C.I.E.N.C.E.)
05 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.)
06 Infected Mushroom vs. Liran Ran - Double Click (Piano Version) (from Double Click EP)
07 Infected Mushroom - None Of This Is Real (from Classical Mushroom)
08 Infected Mushroom - Riders On The Storm (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP))
09 Killswitch Engage - Life To Lifeless (from Alive Or Just Breathing (CD1))
10 Killswitch Engage - Soilborn (from Killswitch Engage)
11 Killswitch Engage - My Curse (from As Daylight Dies)
12 Silvertear - So Deep (Perfect Sphere Mix) (from So Deep Single)
13 nc feat. NRG Factory - Innocence Of Silence (Cube::Hard's Not So Innocent Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA and Ultramix 4 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
14 NM feat. Alison Wade - Beautiful Inside (Cube::Hard Mix) (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party Limited Edition Music Sampler)
15 Klayton (Celldweller) - Beginning Of The End (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA 2 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
16 Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk (from Guitar Hero II)
17 Dethklok - Thunderhorse (from Guitar Hero II)
18 The Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout (from Guitar Hero II)
19 Yohihito Yano, Saki Kabata - Lonely Rolling Star (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
20 Asuka Sakai, Ado Mizumori - A Crimson Rose And A Gin Tonic (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
21 Yu Miyake - Jesus Island (from Katamari Damacy - Me And My Katamari (Disc 1))
22 The Main Drag - A Jagged Gorgeous Winter (from Rock Band 2)
23 Dream Theater - Panic Attack (from Rock Band 2)
24 That Handsome Devil - Rob The Prez-O-Dent (from Rock Band 2)
25 DJ Sharpnel - Poison Air Wave (from S.E.X. - Sound Of Extreme)
26 DJ Sharpnel - Da Manco (from Endless Summer)
27 DJ Sharpnel - Solitude Sun (from Mad Breaks)
28 Shiki - Air (from Cris Tears)
29 Walter Carlos - Title Music From A Clockwork Orange (from A Clockwork Orange OST)
30 Hans Zimmer - This Is Going To Hurt (from The Ring & The Ring Two OST)
31 Nellee Hooper - Tybalt Arrives (feat. Butthole Surfers & The Dust Brothers) (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
32 Nellee Hooper - Fight Scene (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
33 Nellee Hooper - Mercutio's Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
34 Nellee Hooper - Drive Of Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
35 Jocelyn Pook And The Jocelyn Pook Ensemble - Migrations (from Eyes Wide Shut OST)
36 Dev/Null - I'd Rather Mainline Preparation H Than Listen To Your Shitty, Shitty Music (from Lazer Thrash)
37 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Beatle Bones N' Smokin' Stones (from I May Be Hungry But I Sure Ain't Weird: The Alternate Captain Beefheart)
38 Descendents - I Wanna Be A Bear (from Two Things At Once)
39 Descendents - Weinerschnitzel (from Two Things At Once)
40 Liberace - Ciao! (from Cecil B. Demented OST)
Monday Sep 24, 2012
2012-09-24 (Roll The World Up In A Big Fuçking Ball Edition)
Monday Sep 24, 2012
Monday Sep 24, 2012
Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball!
01 Namco Sound Team - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
02 Namco Sound Team - Dan Don Fuga (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
03 Deftones - Around The Fur (from Around The Fur)
04 Incubus - Redefine (from S.C.I.E.N.C.E.)
05 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.)
06 Infected Mushroom vs. Liran Ran - Double Click (Piano Version) (from Double Click EP)
07 Infected Mushroom - None Of This Is Real (from Classical Mushroom)
08 Infected Mushroom - Riders On The Storm (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP))
09 Killswitch Engage - Life To Lifeless (from Alive Or Just Breathing (CD1))
10 Killswitch Engage - Soilborn (from Killswitch Engage)
11 Killswitch Engage - My Curse (from As Daylight Dies)
12 Silvertear - So Deep (Perfect Sphere Mix) (from So Deep Single)
13 nc feat. NRG Factory - Innocence Of Silence (Cube::Hard's Not So Innocent Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA and Ultramix 4 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
14 NM feat. Alison Wade - Beautiful Inside (Cube::Hard Mix) (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party Limited Edition Music Sampler)
15 Klayton (Celldweller) - Beginning Of The End (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA 2 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
16 Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk (from Guitar Hero II)
17 Dethklok - Thunderhorse (from Guitar Hero II)
18 The Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout (from Guitar Hero II)
19 Yohihito Yano, Saki Kabata - Lonely Rolling Star (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
20 Asuka Sakai, Ado Mizumori - A Crimson Rose And A Gin Tonic (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
21 Yu Miyake - Jesus Island (from Katamari Damacy - Me And My Katamari (Disc 1))
22 The Main Drag - A Jagged Gorgeous Winter (from Rock Band 2)
23 Dream Theater - Panic Attack (from Rock Band 2)
24 That Handsome Devil - Rob The Prez-O-Dent (from Rock Band 2)
25 DJ Sharpnel - Poison Air Wave (from S.E.X. - Sound Of Extreme)
26 DJ Sharpnel - Da Manco (from Endless Summer)
27 DJ Sharpnel - Solitude Sun (from Mad Breaks)
28 Shiki - Air (from Cris Tears)
29 Walter Carlos - Title Music From A Clockwork Orange (from A Clockwork Orange OST)
30 Hans Zimmer - This Is Going To Hurt (from The Ring & The Ring Two OST)
31 Nellee Hooper - Tybalt Arrives (feat. Butthole Surfers & The Dust Brothers) (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
32 Nellee Hooper - Fight Scene (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
33 Nellee Hooper - Mercutio's Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
34 Nellee Hooper - Drive Of Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
35 Jocelyn Pook And The Jocelyn Pook Ensemble - Migrations (from Eyes Wide Shut OST)
36 Dev/Null - I'd Rather Mainline Preparation H Than Listen To Your Shitty, Shitty Music (from Lazer Thrash)
37 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Beatle Bones N' Smokin' Stones (from I May Be Hungry But I Sure Ain't Weird: The Alternate Captain Beefheart)
38 Descendents - I Wanna Be A Bear (from Two Things At Once)
39 Descendents - Weinerschnitzel (from Two Things At Once)
40 Liberace - Ciao! (from Cecil B. Demented OST)
Monday Sep 17, 2012
2012-09-17 (The Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition)
Monday Sep 17, 2012
Monday Sep 17, 2012
Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden broccoli dick statue. Anyway, what is the astounding truth of moose cunt, you might ask? Well, pphh… I don't even feel like I should grace that question with a cinnamon crab. As if you've never stapled your lips to a moose cunt and waited for it to queef, thus swallowing the fetid bestial vaginal expulsions of ultimate truth. EEEEEveryone's done that. Well, I suppose Christians and Republicans haven't done that. Fuckin' pathetic sacks of plankton piss. EAT SHIT AND DO THE MAMBO WITH SADISTIC OSTRICHES! Boy, I sure could go for some water, vitamins and horse vomit right now. …my teeth have minds of their own, and they're plotting against my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents. TIME TRAVELING TEETH!!!! ALLITERATION AGAIN!!! AHHHH!!!!
01 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187)
02 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
03 Ludacris - Roll Out (My Business) (from Word Of Mouf)
04 DJ Signify - Kiddie Litter (featuring Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
05 Bill Hicks - People Suck (from Rant In E Minor)
06 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa)
07 Darkest Hour - Doomsayer (The Beginning Of The End) (from Deliver Us)
08 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder)
09 CunninLynguists - White Guy Mind Tricks (from Strange Journey Vol. 1)
10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Always Fuckin' With Us (featuring Twiztid) (from Fuck The Fuck Off)
11 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective (from I Kill People)
12 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from Revelations)
13 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless)
14 Insane Clown Posse - Terrible (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
15 Defragmentation - Core (from Self Construct)
16 65daysofstatic - Default This (from The Fall Of Math)
17 Sworn - Electro Rock (from Electro Rock EP)
18 Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs In The Bible (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
19 Fluke - Absurd (from Risotto)
20 Thievery Corporation - Revolution Solution (featuring Perry Farrell) (from The Cosmic Game)
21 Infected Mushroom - Sa'eed (from Legend Of The Black Schwarma)
22 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations)
23 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
24 Dir en Grey - Amber (from Vulgar)
25 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
26 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor)
27 Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni (from Mr. Bungle)
28 Strapping Young Lad - Satan's Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing)
29 Hill Of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST)
Monday Sep 10, 2012
Monday Sep 10, 2012
Edit: 11-19-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Gooooooood morning, my fucktacular freaks! My darling deviants, my adorable alliteration addicts, my precious porpoise perverts! Welcome to another exquisite installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the Day Before A Bunch Of People Died 11 Years Ago Edition. Some of you might remember this shit that happened where some towers were attacked by planes and ended up collapsing and killing a few thousand people. You know, the shit that was all over the news when Slayer's album God Hates Us All came out. You remember that? Yeah, that shit sucked. But hey, at least Halliburton and various other companies made billions of dollars from the subsequent wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. It's so weird too that Dick Cheney, our former vice president, used to be CEO of that company before he became VP, and Halliburton made far and away the most amount of money off the war. You think they might've had some incentive to go to war even though millions of people opposed it? Maaaaayyybe. After all, there ain't nothin' like makin' obscene amounts of money from ruining the lives of brown people, right? God bless America. Can't understand why "they hate us for our freedom!" Well, at least we killed Bin Laden, right? Now everything's just hunky fuckin' dory. Wellll… no. For all the revelry that went along with that whole thing, it didn't actually do much more than your average magic trick. And, think about the new breed of terrorists that are growing up right fuckin' now. You think they're gonna passively accept what America's done to them and their families? Well, we can always hope so, but as the old saying goes, "hope in one hand, shit in the other and see which gets filled first."
As far as when your eyeballs will be filled with videos from video links, later today or later this week. Aye pwomise!
01 Koji Kondo - Title Theme (from Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Soundtrack)
02 Slipknot - Gematria (The Killing Name) (from All Hope Is Gone)
03 Juan Garcia Esquivel - Mucha Muchacha (from Beavis And Butt-Head Do America Original Score)
04 Rusko - Cockney Thug (from Babylon Vol. 1 12" EP)
05 Hopsin - Ill Mind Of Hopsin #4 (from YouTube)
06 Insane Clown Posse - Bazooka Joey (from The Mighty Death Pop!)
07 Molly Gruesome - Spice Up Your Life (from Girl Power Mixtape (available at reverbnation.com/mollygruesome, or datpiff.com))
08 SuperGreenX - Contradistinction (from sgxmusic.com)
09 Tastexperience - Tantrix (from In Search Of Sunrise 2 (mixed by DJ Tiesto))
10 Aurora - Hear You Calling (from Aurora)
11 BLÆRG - The Apothecary Wunderkind (from Aberrations Of Appropriation)
12 The Faint - Agenda Suicide (from Danse Macabre)
13 Taylor Mali - The The Impotence Of Proofreading (from Poems From The Like Free Zone)
14 Sir Mix-A-Lot - Monsta Mack (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience)
15 O.D.S. - See You All In Hell (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4 (mixed by DJ Clay))
16 Random (aka Mega Ran) - One Winged Angel + Ending (from Black Materia: Final Fantasy VII)
17 Powerglove - Mario Minor (from Metal Combat for the Mortal Man)
18 Powerglove - The Decisive Battle (from Total Pwnage)
19 Powerglove - Red Wings Over Baron (from Metal Combat for the Mortal Man)
20 Stone Temple Pilots - Dead And Bloated (from Core)
21 Helmet - Symptom Of The Universe (from Jerky Boys OST)
22 Los Campesinos! - This Is How You Spell, "HAHAHA, We Destroyed The Hopes And Dreams Of A Generation Of Faux-Romantics" (from Hold On Now, Youngster)
23 London Symphony Orchestra - Lucia Di Lammermoor (from The Fifth Element OST)
24 Inva Mulla Tchako - The Diva Dance (from The Fifth Element OST)
25 Zektbach - Apocalypse ~Dirge Of Swans~ (from The Epic Of Zektbach -Ristaccia-)
26 Ryu* - 3y3s (from Starmine (Disc 3))
27 Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation) (from Furious Angels (Disc 1))
28 Rob Dougan - Furious Angels (from Furious Angels (Disc 1))
29 Rob Dougan - Left Me For Dead (from Furious Angels (Disc 1))
30 Jocelyn Pook - Masked Ball (from Eyes Wide Shut OST)
31 Anal Cunt - Art Fag (from Top 40 Hits)
32 Soul Coughing & Roni Size - A Plane Scraped Its Belly On A Sooty Yellow Moon (from Spawn OST)
33 Wolf Eyes - Noise Not Music (from Human Animal)
Monday Sep 03, 2012
Monday Sep 03, 2012
Edit: 11-19-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Ohhhh, hello freaky people! This is your ever-so-loving host and insatiable deviant, Paul X. Silver. I'm so proud of you and your rampant perversion, sweetie baby dearies! It's fuckin' Labor Day, which is a holiday that is supposed to be a celebration of the economic and social contributions of American workers. How many people do you think are actually gonna celebrate that in any particularly meaningful way, hmm? Not many, I dare say. Especially those of us who have a day off from work. Whaaat the fuck ever. I really only have one question for ya. One of the most important questions to ever be asked in the history of fucktacular question asking: Are you ready for some fucktaculagasmic aural fuckin' sex?… I said, are you muthafuckas ready for some muthafuckin' fucktaculagasmic aural fuckin' sex?! Well, heeeeah ya go, right heeeeeah, on Monday Morning Aural Sex.
01 VAST - Here (from Visual Audio Sensory Theater)
02 George Carlin - Swearing On The Bible (from It's Bad For Ya)
03 Team America: World Police - America, FUCK YEAH (from Team America: World Police OST)
04 The Dillinger Escape Plan - 43% Burnt (from Calculating Infinity)
05 Berkeley Systems - PSA #1 (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
06 White Zombie - Grease Paint And Monkey Brains (from Astro-Creep: 2000)
07 KMDFM - Godlike (from Godlike Single)
08 Nine Inch Nails - Only (from Only Single)
09 Machines Of Loving Grace - Golgotha Tenement Blues (from The Crow OST)
10 In Flames - Leeches (from Come Clarity)
11 Kittie - In Winter (from Oracle)
12 Alvin Schwartz - Me Tie Dough-ty Walker (from Scary Stories (Disc 1))
13 Berkeley Systems - PSA #2 (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
14 Regina Spektor - Consequence Of Sounds (from Songs)
15 Queens Of The Stone Age - God Is On The Radio (from Songs For The Deaf)
16 Napalm Death - When All Is Said And Done (from Smear Campaign)
17 Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (from Come To Daddy EP)
18 The Prodigy - Omen (from Invaders Must Die)
19 iwrestledabearonce - I'm Cold And There Are Wolves After Me (from It's All Happening)
20 Nine Inch Nails - Reptilian (from March Of The Pigs Single)
21 The Alter Boys - Little White Lies (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys)
22 Salt-N-Pepa - Shoop (from Very Necessary)
23 Asami - Strong Woman (feat. Dabo) (from beatmania IIDX 10th style V-Rare 12)
24 Nine Inch Nails - Suck (from Broken)
25 Berkeley Systems - PSA #3 (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
26 kors k - Horizon (feat. Lia) (from Ways For Liberation)
27 dj TAKA - Don't Stop! (kors k mix) (from milestone (Disc 2))
28 kors k - evergreen (Spore Remix (by 〆G)) (from Dear, Mr. kors k)
29 kors k - Love Is Eternity (Full Version) (from kors k misc.)
30 Berkeley Systems - Phone Message (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
31 Kultur Shock - Montenegro H.C. (from Fucc The I.N.S.)
32 The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Peaches (from The Presidents Of The United States Of America)
33 Capitol Punishment - Your Farts Are Like Frankincense To Me (from Messiah Complex (Original Rough Mix w/ Harvey & Willy))
34 George Carlin - You Have No Rights (from It's Bad For Ya)