Monday Morning Aural Sex
October 2012
Episodes
Monday Apr 18, 2022
Monday Apr 18, 2022
What's up, motherfuckin' perverts?! Welcome to the Too Much Metal For One Edition… Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got a tremendously fucksquisite podcast in store for you all. I wouldn't lie about that, but don't worry, I'll keep lying about PLENTY of other things. I promise. Enjoy, you spectacular fuckwads!
01 Rollins Band - Liar (from Weight)
02 Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (from Black Sabbath)
03 Behemoth - Ov Fire And The Void (from Evangelion)
04 Meshuggah - obZen (from obZen)
05 Spineshank - The Height Of Callousness (from The Height Of Callousness)
06 Kittie - Mouthful Of Poison (from Oracle)
07 DragonForce - Fury Of The Storm (from Sonic Firestorm)
08 Strapping Young Lad - Oh My Fucking God (from City)
09 System Of A Down - Suite-Pee (from System Of A Down)
10 Lard - Mate Spawn And Die (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
11 DevilDriver - Die (And Die Now) (from DevilDriver)
12 Trivium - Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr (from Ascendancy)
13 Cradle Of Filth - Saffron's Curse (from Midian)
14 The Berzerker - Corporal Jigsaw Quandary (Carcass cover) (from Dissimulate)
15 Abnormality - Visions (from 2007 Demo)
16 BIGdumbFACE - Blood Red Head On Fire (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)
17 E-Town Concrete - 4 The Fame (from Time 2 Shine)
18 Hatebreed - I Will Be Heard (from Perserverance)
19 Pantera - Fucking Hostile (from Vulgar Display Of Power)
20 Damageplan - Fuck You (from New Found Power)
21 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot)
22 Fear Factory - Christploitation (from Mechanize)
23 Lamb Of God - Omerta (from Ashes Of The Wake)
24 Deftones - Lotion (from Around The Fur)
25 Five Pointe O - Freedom? (from Untitled)
26 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - The Zimbabwe Sea Shanties Of The Swashbuckler (from The Tragic Urn Spill)
27 From Autumn To Ashes - The After Dinner Playback (from The Fiction We Live)
28 Amen - Money Infection (from Death Before Musick)
29 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked And Loaded)
30 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (from The Last Sucker)
31 Arch Enemy - End Of The Line (from Anthems Of Rebellion)
32 American Head Charge - Americunt Evolving Into Useless Psychic Garbage (from The War Of Art)
33 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
34 Strong Bad - Trogdor (from Guitar Hero II)
35 GWAR - Fishfuck (from We Kill Everything)
36 The Gerogerigegege - Gynecologist (from Yellow Trash Bazooka 7" EP)
37 Buckethead - The Hand (feat. Maximum Bob & Ani Maldjian) (from Enter The Chicken)
38 The Locust - Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur (from Plague Soundscapes)
39 Excrementory Grindfuckers - H.T.L.T.P.T.M.G.T. Cooool Way (from Bitte Nicht Vor Den Gästen!)
Monday Jul 20, 2020
Monday Jul 20, 2020
Whoop whoop!! What's up, muthafackos! Welcome to Volume One of the Psychopathic Family Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! All you Psychopathic haters out there might as well not even bother pressing play, 'cause this whole podcast is full of the wickedest shit ever to… be wickeded… or something. Also, don't let that keep you from checking out Vol. 2 that'll be coming out soon, and any other volumes that may come along in the future, for that matter. Anyway, I'm gonna shut the fuck up now so you can hurry up and rock this shit!
01 Molly Gruesome - Kill Bill (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
02 Molly Gruesome - Idiocracy (feat. Killz) (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
03 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
04 Anybody Killa - Stick And Move (from Dirty History)
05 Anybody Killa - Ya Neden's Haunted (from Hatchet Warrior)
06 Anybody Killa - Gang Related (from Hatchet Warrior)
07 Hopsin - I'm Not Introducing You (from Raw)
08 Hopsin - I Am Raw (feat. SwizZz) (from Raw)
09 Hopsin - How You Like Me Now (feat. SwizZz) (from Raw)
10 Esham - Comerica (from Bruce Wayne: Gothom 1987)
11 Esham - Boom! (feat. Violent J) (from Repentance)
12 Esham - All Night Everyday (feat. Heather Hunter & Kool Keith) (from Tongues)
13 Psychopathic Rydas - Duk Da Fuk Down (from Duk Da Fuk Down)
14 Psychopathic Rydas - Ride 2 Da End (from Ryden Dirtay)
15 Psychopathic Rydas - Who? (from Dumpin')
16 Tech N9ne - Stamina (from Anghellic)
17 Tech N9ne - Psycho Bitch (from Anghellic)
18 Tech N9ne - I'm A Playa (from Absolute Power)
19 Dark Lotus - Bitch I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
20 Dark Lotus - Ka-Boom! (from Black Rain)
21 Dark Lotus - Heinous (from Opaque Brotherhood)
22 Twiztid - Buckets Of Blood (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
23 Twiztid - Serial Killa (feat. Tech N9ne) (from The Green Book)
24 Twiztid - She Ain't Afraid (from Mostasteless (Original))
25 Twiztid - So High (from Man's Myth)
26 Twiztid - Bury Me Alive (from Mostasteless (Island Version))
27 Twiztid - We Don't Die (from Freek Show)
28 Insane Clown Posse - Assassins (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
29 Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (from Bang! Pow! Boom!)
30 Violent J - Let It Rain (from Wizard Of The Hood)
31 Insane Clown Posse - Wizard Of The Hood (from Carnival Of Carnage)
32 Insane Clown Posse - Murder Go Round (from Ringmaster)
33 Shaggy 2 Dope - Fuck Off (from Fuck Off)
34 Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Rotten Treats (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2)
35 Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver (feat. Twiztid & Kottonmouth Kings) (from Pumpkin Carver Hallowicked Single)
36 Insane Clown Posse - Evil Is Afraid (from Evil Is Afraid Hallowicked 2007 Single)
37 Insane Clown Posse - Jacob's Word (from Jacob's Word Single)
Monday Oct 29, 2012
Monday Oct 29, 2012
WHOOOAAA!!! What's up perverts?! Welcome to the Sky Is Falling On Halloween Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. I'm comin' to you straight from Sandy's fuckin' stormy snatch. This week, in the spirit of the frankenstorm and of Hallo-fuckin'-ween, I've got a fucksquisite bunch of stormy and pumpkiny aural sex comin' straight your way just like this motherfuckin' bitch-ass hurricane. So let's rock, you fucktacular freaks!
01 The Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane (from Guitar Hero III OST)
02 Insane Clown Posse - The Sky Is Falling (from The Tempest)
03 Strapping Young Lad - Shitstorm (from Alien)
04 30 Seconds To Mars - Hurricane (feat. Kanye West) (from This Is War)
05 Tyler Bates - Halloween 2007 (from Halloween OST (Rob Zombie ver.))
06 Zacherle - Halloween Hootenanny (from Halloween Hootenanny)
07 Rob Zombie - Halloween (She Gets So Mean) (feat. The Ghastly Ones) (from Halloween Hootenanny)
08 The Citizens Of Halloween Town (Danny Elfman) - This Is Halloween (from The Nightmare Before Christmas OST)
09 12 Rounds - Come On In Out Of The Rain (from My Big Hero)
10 The Doors - Riders On The Storm (Fredwreck Remix) (feat. Snoop Dogg) (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors: Remixed (Disc 2))
11 Muggs - Rain (from Dust)
12 Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains (from Garbage)
13 Rob Zombie - Spookshow Baby (from Hellbilly Deluxe)
14 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House Of 1,000 Corpses OST)
15 White Zombie - I'm Your Boogieman (from Past, Present & Future)
16 Rob Zombie - House Of 1,000 Corpses (from The Sinister Urge)
17 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs)
18 Tom Waits - Make It Rain (from Real Gone)
19 Tom Waits - Strange Weather (from VH1 Storytellers)
20 Tom Waits - More Than Rain (from Frank's Wild Years)
21 Tom Waits - Rains On Me (from Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers & Bastards)
22 Tom Waits - Emotional Weather Report (from Nighthawks At The Diner)
23 Tom Waits - A Little Rain (from Bone Machine)
24 The Misfits - Halloween (from Legacy Of Brutality)
25 Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill (from Silent Hill OST)
26 Ministry - Tonight We Murder (from Demon Knight OST)
27 Slayer - Raining Blood (from Reign In Blood)
28 Gene Kelly - Singin' In The Rain (from A Clockwork Orange OST)
29 Muse - Butterflies & Hurricanes (from Absolution)
30 Tool - Flood (from Undertow)
31 Michael Jackson - Thriller (from Thriller)
32 Pantera - Cemetery Gates (from Cowboys From Hell)
33 Type O Negative - All Hallow's Eve (from World Coming Down)
34 Johnny Cash - Five Feet High And Rising (from Man In Black: The Very Best Of Johnny Cash (Disc 1))
35 Bob Dylan - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan)
36 Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Texas Flood (from Texas Flood)
37 Twiztid - Zombie (from Cryptic Collection 4)
38 Twiztid - Pimples On Ya Pumpkin (feat. Blaze, ABK & The R.O.C.)
39 Project Born - The Graveyard (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Born Dead)
40 Insane Clown Posse - Halloween On Military Street (from Hallowicked Compilation)
41 Insane Clown Posse - Every Halloween (from Hallowicked Compilation)
42 Skinny Puppy - Rain (from Rabies)
43 Krzysztof Penderecki - String Quartet (1960) (from The Exorcist OST)
Monday Oct 22, 2012
Monday Oct 22, 2012
Whoop whoop!! What's up, muthafackos! Welcome to Volume One of the Psychopathic Family Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! All you Psychopathic haters out there might as well not even bother pressing play, 'cause this whole podcast is full of the wickedest shit ever to… be wickeded… or something. Also, don't let that keep you from checking out Vol. 2 that'll be coming out soon, and any other volumes that may come along in the future, for that matter. Anyway, I'm gonna shut the fuck up now so you can hurry up and rock this shit!
01 Molly Gruesome - Kill Bill (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
02 Molly Gruesome - Idiocracy (feat. Killz) (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
03 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (from Reverbnation.com/MollyGruesome)
04 Anybody Killa - Stick And Move (from Dirty History)
05 Anybody Killa - Ya Neden's Haunted (from Hatchet Warrior)
06 Anybody Killa - Gang Related (from Hatchet Warrior)
07 Hopsin - I'm Not Introducing You (from Raw)
08 Hopsin - I Am Raw (feat. SwizZz) (from Raw)
09 Hopsin - How You Like Me Now (feat. SwizZz) (from Raw)
10 Esham - Comerica (from Bruce Wayne: Gothom 1987)
11 Esham - Boom! (feat. Violent J) (from Repentance)
12 Esham - All Night Everyday (feat. Heather Hunter & Kool Keith) (from Tongues)
13 Psychopathic Rydas - Duk Da Fuk Down (from Duk Da Fuk Down)
14 Psychopathic Rydas - Ride 2 Da End (from Ryden Dirtay)
15 Psychopathic Rydas - Who? (from Dumpin')
16 Tech N9ne - Stamina (from Anghellic)
17 Tech N9ne - Psycho Bitch (from Anghellic)
18 Tech N9ne - I'm A Playa (from Absolute Power)
19 Dark Lotus - Bitch I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
20 Dark Lotus - Ka-Boom! (from Black Rain)
21 Dark Lotus - Heinous (from Opaque Brotherhood)
22 Twiztid - Buckets Of Blood (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
23 Twiztid - Serial Killa (feat. Tech N9ne) (from The Green Book)
24 Twiztid - She Ain't Afraid (from Mostasteless (Original))
25 Twiztid - So High (from Man's Myth)
26 Twiztid - Bury Me Alive (from Mostasteless (Island Version))
27 Twiztid - We Don't Die (from Freek Show)
28 Insane Clown Posse - Assassins (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
29 Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (from Bang! Pow! Boom!)
30 Violent J - Let It Rain (from Wizard Of The Hood)
31 Insane Clown Posse - Wizard Of The Hood (from Carnival Of Carnage)
32 Insane Clown Posse - Murder Go Round (from Ringmaster)
33 Shaggy 2 Dope - Fuck Off (from Fuck Off)
34 Insane Clown Posse - Mr. Rotten Treats (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2)
35 Insane Clown Posse - Pumpkin Carver (feat. Twiztid & Kottonmouth Kings) (from Pumpkin Carver Hallowicked Single)
36 Insane Clown Posse - Evil Is Afraid (from Evil Is Afraid Hallowicked 2007 Single)
37 Insane Clown Posse - Jacob's Word (from Jacob's Word Single)
Monday Oct 15, 2012
Monday Oct 15, 2012
Edit: 12-17-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Mwahahaha, Happy Monday my dearest freaky fuckers! Welcome to the Staggering Asininity Of Religion Edition of your favorite fuckin' podcast, and, let's face it, one of the only podcasts actually worth listening to, Monday Morning Aural Fuckin' Sex! This week, between the blocks of fucktacularity, I'll be talking about various verses and principles from some of the most notorious of relgiions, some of the most notorious causes of mental inertia. Enjoy!
01 Corporate Avenger - When I Get To Heaven (from Born Again)
02 Slayer - New Faith (from God Hates Us All)
03 Lamb Of God - Walk With Me In Hell (from Sacrament)
04 Shadows Fall - The Light That Blinds (from The War Within)
05 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (from Dead To The World Tour (VHS Rip))
06 Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar (from Dead To The World (VHS Rip))
07 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar)
08 Hopsin - Nocturnal Rainbows (from Raw)
09 Insane Clown Posse - Where's God? (from The Mighty Death Pop!)
10 Corporate Avenger - The Bible Is Bullshit (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
11 Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie (from Pretty Hate Machine)
12 Nine Inch Nails - Heresy (from The Downward Spiral)
13 Slipknot - The Heretic Anthem (from Iowa)
14 Slipknot - Diluted (from Slipknot)
15 Deicide - Fuck Your God (from Scars of the Crucifix)
16 Cradle of Filth - Thank God For The Suffering (from Damnation and a Day)
17 Type O Negative - Christian Woman (from Bloody Kisses)
18 PT Grimm - Black Seed (from Entropy's Sideshow)
19 White Zombie - Super Charger Heaven (from Astro-Creep: 2000)
20 Corporate Avenger - Jihad Schmihad (from Born Again)
21 Otep - Sacrilege (from Sevas Tra)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf In Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party)
24 A Perfect Circle - Judith (from Mer De Noms)
25 Tool - Eulogy (from Ænima)
26 Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.)
27 Christ On A Crutch - Fish People (from At War With Society)
28 Crass - Reality Asylum (from Best Before… 1984)
29 Kenny McCormick and Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever (from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
30 Insane Clown Posse - Hold Still (feat. Downtown Brown) (from Smothered, Covered, And Chunked!)
Monday Oct 08, 2012
Monday Oct 08, 2012
Here's another flashback to a previously untitled fucktacular edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one is definitely one of my favorites thus far. This one was originally posted on March 5th, 2012. Be sure to keep your ears and eyes and genitals (if you're a girl, mind you. If you're a guy... gross.) wide open for next week's brand spankin' new edition called The Staggering Asininity Of Religion in which I'll be reading particularly ricockulous passages from America's favorite theatrical prop, The Holy Bible. Anyway, in this podcast's beautiful celebration of diversity, I've put in several clips of various nationalities of guys reaching the zenith of their honesty. Enjoy!
01 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!))
02 Henry Rollins - Iris Imitation (from Harmony In My Head 2007-04-03)
03 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice)
04 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka)
05 African American Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
06 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin) (from All 6s And 7s)
07 Akir - Treason (Feat. Immortal Technique) (from Legacy)
08 Old Jewish Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
09 iwrestledabearonce - See You in Shell (Sluggo Remix) (from Its All Dubstep EP)
10 British Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
11 Borgore - Nympho (Original Mix) (from Borgore Ruined Dupstep EP)
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST)
13 Known Unknowns (from The Boondocks Season 1 Episode 5)
14 Ministry - Lieslieslies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grande Dubya)
15 Canadian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
16 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
17 Hixxy - More And More (from Take Me To Heaven / More and More 12" Single)
18 Carla Kihlstedt & Matthias Bossi - Hush-Hush (from Rabbit Rabbit Radio #1)
19 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven)
20 Chinese Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
21 Corporate Avenger - When I Get to Heaven (from Born Again)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
24 Indian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
25 Insane Clown Posse - Welcome To Hell (MMAS Exclusive Edit)
26 At The Gates - Into The Dead Sky (from Slaughter of the Soul)
27 Rudimentary Peni - Imps of the Perverse (from Cacophony)
28 PJ Harvey - We Float (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
29 Redneck Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
30 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed to a Bright Future)
31 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit! (PROB002))
32 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
33 New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
Monday Oct 01, 2012
Monday Oct 01, 2012
What's up, motherfuckin' perverts?! Welcome to the Too Much Metal For One Edition… Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got a tremendously fucksquisite podcast in store for you all. I wouldn't lie about that, but don't worry, I'll keep lying about PLENTY of other things. I promise. Enjoy, you spectacular fuckwads!
01 Rollins Band - Liar (from Weight)
02 Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (from Black Sabbath)
03 Behemoth - Ov Fire And The Void (from Evangelion)
04 Meshuggah - obZen (from obZen)
05 Spineshank - The Height Of Callousness (from The Height Of Callousness)
06 Kittie - Mouthful Of Poison (from Oracle)
07 DragonForce - Fury Of The Storm (from Sonic Firestorm)
08 Strapping Young Lad - Oh My Fucking God (from City)
09 System Of A Down - Suite-Pee (from System Of A Down)
10 Lard - Mate Spawn And Die (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
11 DevilDriver - Die (And Die Now) (from DevilDriver)
12 Trivium - Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr (from Ascendancy)
13 Cradle Of Filth - Saffron's Curse (from Midian)
14 The Berzerker - Corporal Jigsaw Quandary (Carcass cover) (from Dissimulate)
15 Abnormality - Visions (from 2007 Demo)
16 BIGdumbFACE - Blood Red Head On Fire (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)
17 E-Town Concrete - 4 The Fame (from Time 2 Shine)
18 Hatebreed - I Will Be Heard (from Perserverance)
19 Pantera - Fucking Hostile (from Vulgar Display Of Power)
20 Damageplan - Fuck You (from New Found Power)
21 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot)
22 Fear Factory - Christploitation (from Mechanize)
23 Lamb Of God - Omerta (from Ashes Of The Wake)
24 Deftones - Lotion (from Around The Fur)
25 Five Pointe O - Freedom? (from Untitled)
26 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - The Zimbabwe Sea Shanties Of The Swashbuckler (from The Tragic Urn Spill)
27 From Autumn To Ashes - The After Dinner Playback (from The Fiction We Live)
28 Amen - Money Infection (from Death Before Musick)
29 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked And Loaded)
30 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (from The Last Sucker)
31 Arch Enemy - End Of The Line (from Anthems Of Rebellion)
32 American Head Charge - Americunt Evolving Into Useless Psychic Garbage (from The War Of Art)
33 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
34 Strong Bad - Trogdor (from Guitar Hero II)
35 GWAR - Fishfuck (from We Kill Everything)
36 The Gerogerigegege - Gynecologist (from Yellow Trash Bazooka 7" EP)
37 Buckethead - The Hand (feat. Maximum Bob & Ani Maldjian) (from Enter The Chicken)
38 The Locust - Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur (from Plague Soundscapes)
39 Excrementory Grindfuckers - H.T.L.T.P.T.M.G.T. Cooool Way (from Bitte Nicht Vor Den Gästen!)