Monday Morning Aural Sex
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Monday Nov 28, 2022
Monday Nov 28, 2022
I'm just... so thankful.
So. Fucking. Thankful.
For every beautifully stupid fucking day,
for every marvelously pointless fucking night,
for the exquisite silence and death that shrouds
them both with the comforts denied
by the presence of fucking humans...
I'm thankful for the silence of your absence.
Thankful for the death that smirks at me
beneath each pair of headlights,
lurking in every forest,
inviting to every body of water.
The embrace of nothing so entices,
though I'm imprisoned in existence for
however much longer I can bear it.
I know you've been so patient,
and I'm thankful for it.
I'm thankful for the isolation I've cultivated.
Far greater peace here than I'd find
enduring your mind-paralyzing mediocrity
and agonizing chaos.
The monotonous life through which so many drift,
like shit waiting to be flushed,
curiosity only in what's comfortable,
passion in only the most banal of everything.
You must have multiple lives ahead of you,
since you're so content watching this one
drip daily from your urethra like some cosmic chlamydia.
I'm thankful for the sun I despise
for gracing this miserably undeserving planet with life,
squandered in maddening pursuits of greed,
of domination for its own sake.
For no fucking reason at all.
Thank you for being extraordinary in the cold
indifference of everything else,
and fuck you for giving us cancer,
the treatment of which will drive us bankrupt.
I'm thankful for everything in life that costs money.
I'm thankful the value of it is entirely arbitrary.
I'm thankful we've built a society so thoughtfully
around human need and fulfillment,
except for the destitute.
There must be something wrong with them, no doubt.
Why wouldn't every living being want to work themselves to death?
Why wouldn't we wish to devote every waking moment to labor?
Surely, this is what God intended for his chosen people.
No, not those chosen people, the other ones.
The ones with all the most objectively beautiful features,
as if beauty was ever fucking objective.
I'm thankful for racism, for bigotry,
for brazenly dispassionate conservatism,
because short of a facial tattoo that reads,
"I'm a hopeless fucking imbecile,"
there exist few better ways to convey such a crucial message.
Of course, I'd rather such blithering troglodytes NOT
infect every society with such vociferous ignorance,
but I won't shed tears when trash takes itself out.
I'm thankful to see the futility lurking behind every word.
Your utter and complete failure is inevitable,
even if we have to regularly endure your noise.
I'm thankful to everyone who will ignore & misinterpret me.
I'm thankful to be a paradoxically non-binary polyamorous pansexual
whose pronouns are it & its,
because humanity was stripped from me ages ago.
To be fair, I helped.
Humanity is just so fucking ugly.
My identity is nil because, well, why fucking bother?
As if you or anyone cares who I am, who anyone is or isn't.
That's fuckin' freedom, baby!
I need another fix.
Shoot me up with more distractions,
because this farce they've concocted might kill me with kindness.
I'm thankful for the white-hot hatred that spurs me
from my coffin every night.
How else would I ever succeed?
Make something of myself?
Join the club.
It is what it is.
It is what the powerful psychopaths have made it,
and none of us asked to be here.
We should be thankful, though.
We can spurt fluid from all our most desirable orifices.
We can neurochemically intoxicate ourselves.
We can spend ourselves to abject poverty,
and then sell whatever's left of our dignity in drive-throughs
with cardboard signs for quarters and dimes.
So long as we glorify their God,
every moment of our suffering is worthwhile.
I'm thankful for the gleeful degradation of all splendor.
Lol, right? Fuckin' losers, thinking life occurs anywhere
other than hunched over our super special rectangles.
Our little windows to the world,
through which we must portray ourselves as perfect,
through which we can cackle like hyenas at others less fortunate.
It's so much fun being human.
I'm so thankful for this remarkable society,
in which we scavenge every available resource for our own benefit,
regardless of the detriment inflicted,
regardless of any consideration for any sort of future
for anyone except ourselves.
We're Americans! This is our destiny manifest!
I'm thankful to chuckle at the hilariously pitiful such as they/them,
those who are most certainly binary beyond all shadows of doubt.
God said so in that book we didn't bother reading, so...
I'm thankful to watch so many precious moments of life
be expelled like so many golden droplets of piss
in service of this grand plan,
this unfathomably intelligent design sold to us
long before we were forced to learn what money is.
God is capitalism, and vice versa.
Nothing else matters so long as the rich remain above us all.
I'm so, so fucking thankful to be a part of all this.
Tell me more of meritocracy,
of supposedly incorruptible democracy.
Tell me another patriotic fable to suffocate myself to sleep.
Yes, pardon me while I hold my breath and fucking asphyxiate.
You gotta be versatile in this day and age!
I'm thankful for the fidelity I wasted on the indecisive.
I'm thankful for the tears I shed that only alienated me more.
Thankful for the lives and selves I created from jagged shards,
thankful to have them pulverized into dust
which further enabled their addictions.
I'm thankful for every lover who broke my heart,
and every friend who shattered it.
I don't even know what shape, what sort of mass
resides in my chest anymore,
keeping me alive in spite of all my desperate protests.
I'm thankful for every ounce of anguish,
because all that didn't kill me made me stronger.
Right? That's the line, right?
I'm thankful for all the trauma inflicted,
for all my moronic fucking pursuits,
for every time I attempted to love.
Lol, fuckin' loser! Lol lol lol!
I'm thankful for all the bullets and guns.
It's our right, after all, no matter how wrong.
So long as the rich get richer,
all else is expendable,
especially our inconsequential lives.
Who cares if they had to identify your children by their teeth?
Who cares if the police are callow cowards?
Get back to the mine, you fucking peasant!
Watch them scramble for their lives!
*sigh* It's so lovely to be superior.
I'm thankful for all the time we waste,
while our world prepares to purge us
like so much liquid shit.
We just couldn't decide! What could we have done?!
They said we didn't have the money!
They said we had to wait!
They said, they said, they said...
I'm thankful for all the inhumane torment I won't live to witness.
I'm thankful for the starvation of the apocalyptically opulent.
I'm thankful for the drowning of the mindlessly discriminatory.
I'm thankful for the desiccation of the environment,
so long as they actually experience a few moments of suffering.
I'm thankful for the wisdom only gained after it's far too late.
I'm thankful for every arresting wail of the frivolous,
as they consider the possibility that they may have been incorrect.
They may have been short-sighted.
They may have purchased their own demise,
like the irredeemable consumers they are.
I'm thankful for every ultimately useless cent I scraped together,
to sustain a sinking survival.
I'm thankful for every penny I'm charged to maintain my health,
to prolong an existence I haven't wanted for decades.
I'm thankful for the interest charged on necessary medical procedures.
What good would my life be if I wasn't actively inviting
insurance companies to suck me dry beyond recognition?
I'm thankful for the intoxicants that enabled me to surpass
the typically eclipsing futility that darkens every endeavor.
I'm thankful for the escape from the excruciating tedium
of the status quo,
of the relentless machine that grinds every dream from vibrant life
to grey paste.
I'm thankful to see my past self as naïve as he was.
Thankful to see hope eternally preserved prior to every strangulation of reality.
I'm thankful that words like these went staggeringly unappreciated,
as if those receiving had never experienced words before.
I'm thankful to have been misunderstood at every turn,
and not even remotely implored for clarity.
Nothing has made me feel more sublimely ineffectual.
I'm thankful that you made me feel so completely useless.
I'm thankful that I've neglected to prove myself worthy of life.
I'm thankful that I might perish entirely without a murmur.
I'm thankful... that I loved, and was loved, at least once.
I'm thankful for her gaze, her embrace, her kiss.
I'm thankful to have had a glimpse of what actual life could have been.
Most of all, I'm thankful that there is an inevitable end to all of this.
Thankful that none can escape it, no matter how wealthy.
Thankful that I once experienced pure truth through joyful tears,
and that I will one day return to the silence having made a little noise.
Thankful that I will die having once lived...
Finally, I am thankful
for every moment
01 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:09:57]
02 Camo & Krooked - Watch It Burn (feat. Ayah Marar) (from Cross The Line) [00:14:56]
03 ††† - The Beginning Of The End (from The Beginning Of The End) [00:18:18]
04 Defrag - I Arrived Cold (from Lost Lands EP) [00:22:47]
05 Charles Bukowski - The Genius Of The Crowd (from Uncensored) [00:25:20]
06 Chromatics - Into The Black (from Kill For Love) [00:27:41]
07 Alpha Wolf - A Quiet Place to Die (from A Quiet Place to Die) [00:32:58]
08 carolesdaughter - please put me in a medically induced coma (from please put me in a medically induced coma) [00:35:23]
09 Unknown Brain - Control (feat. Rival & Jex) (from Control) [00:38:26]
10 Daniel Deluxe - Darkness (from Darkness) [00:42:09]
11 INTERCOM - The Upside Down (Stranger Things Inspired) (from The Upside Down (Stranger Things Inspired)) [00:45:22]
12 Arizon - Meet You There (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:49:49]
13 Johnny Cash - The Beast In Me (from American I) [00:54:18]
14 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion) [00:56:56]
15 Once Human - Eye of Chaos (from Evolution) [01:00:30]
16 Spring Awakening Cast - Left Behind (from Spring Awakening (2006 Broadway Cast Recording)) [01:05:12]
17 The Amity Affliction - Like Love (from Like Love) [01:09:25]
18 Gemp - In Memoriam (from (Basically Nothing)) [01:13:15]
19 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [01:16:34]
20 Landon Tewers - Whipits (from Dead Kid) [01:20:23]
21 VAST Presents Bang Band Sixxx - Loneliness Is Fine (from Relay) [01:23:43]
22 Raleigh Ritchie - Time in a Tree (from Time in a Tree) [01:27:21]
23 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imagō) [01:31:02]
24 Seven Lions - December (feat. Davey Havok) (from The Throes of Winter) [01:37:27]
25 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Endless Nightmare (from Chaos) [01:43:58]
26 Fiona Apple - Every Single Night (from The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do) [01:46:28]
27 Skan - Living Hell (feat. Lox Chatterbox, M.I.M.E. & Blvkstn) (from Living Hell) [01:49:43]
28 David García Díaz - Shadow (from Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice OST) [01:52:48]
29 Daniéle Kitty - Orestes (from https://youtu.be/FjoxUK6Slgg) [01:55:01]
30 Deftones - Hearts / Wires (from Gore) [01:58:58]
31 Adventure Club - Save Me (feat. Adara) (from Red // Blue) [02:04:16]
32 Lana Del Rey - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [02:07:04]
33 Make Them Suffer - Erase Me (from Erase Me) [02:10:57]
34 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [02:14:38]
35 Dabin - Hope It Hurts (feat. Essenger) (from Hope It Hurts) [02:20:20]
36 Whales - Too Weird (feat. Kini Solana) (from Pelagios) [02:24:36]
37 Beowülf - We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve (from We Accept the Love We Think We Deserve) [02:27:38]
38 Ghost of a Gentleman - Street Signs (from Empty Room) [02:30:03]
39 Mega Ran, Amanda Lepre - Cries Of The Planet (from Cries Of The Planet) [02:33:41]
40 Washington - One For Sorrow (from There There) [02:36:51]
41 Twiztid - Woe Woe (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [02:40:25]
42 Resonanta, Subsets, Cartography - Yuletide (Whithe Remix) (from Forevr_isnt_4_evry1) [02:45:34]
43 CLANN - I Hold You (from Seelie) [02:49:50]
44 Standerwick - Deep End (feat. HALIENE) (Trivecta Extended Remix) (from Deep End (Trivecta Remix)) [02:58:53]
45 Daniéle Kitty - Passenger (from https://youtu.be/LY6jkyyx1ws) [03:03:05]
46 All Grace - Surrender (feat. Mr. Sam) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Surrender) [03:07:38]
47 Yinyues - Everything (feat. Mimi Page) (from Everything) [03:12:06]
48 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [03:16:21]
49 NAVVI - Sol (from Omni) [03:22:46]
50 Otep - Untitled Poem (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:26:08]
51 Ekoh - Westside (from Westside) [03:29:56]
52 Immortal Technique - Crimes Of The Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World) [03:33:25]
53 Mazzy Star - Look On Down From The Bridge (from Among My Swan) [03:37:33]
54 Foals - Spanish Sahara (from Total Life Forever) [03:42:15]
55 Mike Shinoda - Over Again (from Post Traumatic (Deluxe Version)) [03:48:58]
56 Twiztid - LDLHA-IBCSYWA (from Abominationz (Monoxide)) [03:52:43]
57 Spring Awakening Cast - Those You've Known (from Spring Awakening (2006 Broadway Cast Recording)) [03:57:17]
58 LSB - Missing You (feat. Tyler Daley & DRS) (from Missing You) [04:01:41]
59 Trivecta - Wasteland (Wooli Remix) (from Wasteland (Wooli Remix)) [04:08:45]
60 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I’ve Failed You) [04:13:00]
61 Lorna Shore - Pain Remains I: Dancing Like Flames (from Pain Remains) [04:17:21]
62 Lorna Shore - Pain Remains II: After All I've Done, I'll Disappear (from Pain Remains) [04:23:13]
63 Lorna Shore - Pain Remains III: In a Sea of Fire (from Pain Remains) [04:28:50]
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
What is fuck the up, perverts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 3rd volume of the Fucktacular Classics Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What could Fucktacular Classics be all about, you might so inquisitively inquire? Um, just a collection of cool music from various old editions. Hey, fuck you if you think it’s uncreative. I’ve only done 3 of these motherfuckers in the entire 10+ years I’ve been doing this podcast, my little hiatus not withstanding. These are some of my favorite tracks of all time. Some are pretty rare (as far as I know), some without a doubt, but as you might’ve guessed, all absolutely fucktacular. Don’t really have much to say besides all that, so uh, yeah.
Let’s fuckin’ yojne!
01 The Death Set - Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap (from Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap) [00:00:30]
02 Ween - Waving My Dick In the Wind (from The Mollusk) [00:02:25]
03 Bad Lip Reading - Kicked Your Monkey (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcQfiYUXrtI) [00:04:35]
04 The Shaftman - Shaftman (from Industrial Fucking Strength 2: Unleash The Brutality (Disc 1)) [00:08:40]
05 Slim Gaillard - Yip Roc Heresy (from Laughing In Rhythm: The Best Of The Verve Years) [00:14:00]
06 The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single) [00:16:27]
07 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (Interlude) (from Sunny's CD Mix 1) [00:21:28]
08 KnowSleep - Slight Attendent (from Sunny's CD Mix 1) [00:22:26]
09 Metallica - Motorbreath (from Kill 'Em All) [00:27:10]
10 Lye By Mistake - Nero's Intention (from Arrangements For Fulminating Vective) [00:30:12]
11 GWAR - S.F.W. (from S.F.W. OST) [00:39:25]
12 2Pac - Pain (from Regulate) [00:41:40]
13 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:46:03]
14 From Autumn To Ashes - Sugar Wolf (from Abandon Your Friends) [00:51:37]
15 Beastie Boys - The Sounds of Science (from Paul's Boutique) [00:57:10]
16 Taylor Mali - Like, You Know (Live at Def Poetry Jam) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGAMd-tT6fQ) [01:00:21]
17 G3RSt - Something Stupid This Way Comes (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [01:03:05]
18 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [01:07:52]
19 Wesley Willis - They Threw Me Out Of Church (from Greatest Hits Vol. 2) [01:13:19]
20 Cradle Of Filth - Tearing The Veil From Grace (from Midian) [01:15:47]
21 OceanLab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Sirens of the Sea: Remixed (Disc 2)) [01:23:57]
22 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake OST) [01:31:11]
23 NaS - NY State Of Mind, Pt. II (from I Am...) [01:34:20]
24 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [01:37:55]
25 Rollins Band - Volume 4 (from Weight) [01:43:12]
26 Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You) [01:47:43]
27 TaQ - DXY! (from Beatmania IIDX 4th Style OST) [01:51:27]
28 10 Side - BXY! (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [01:53:11]
29 L.E.D. - THE SHINING POLARIS -kors k mix- (feat. Sana) (remixed by kors k) (from Denjin K (Disc 2)) [01:54:55]
30 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante) [02:00:45]
31 CunninLynguists - Never Know Why (feat. Immortal Technique) (from A Piece Of Strange) [02:06:47]
32 The Knife - Heartbeats (from Deep Cuts) [02:10:38]
33 BLÆRG - Reverse Entropy Catalyst (from Sesquipedalia) [02:14:28]
34 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners) [02:17:50]
35 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land) [02:25:54]
36 Immortal Technique - The War vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [02:35:00]
37 George Carlin - Keeping People Alert (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?) [02:37:41]
38 The A.M.D.A - Fuck The Rails (from Bonkers 16_ Maximum Hardcore Energy!) [02:48:51]
39 PJ Harvey - This Mess We're In (feat. Thom Yorke) (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea) [02:54:12]
40 Killswitch Engage - The End of Heartache (from The End of Heartache) [02:58:02]
41 Tool - Forty Six & 2 (from Ænima) [03:02:59]
42 Patrick Bryze, Jim Tonique - Better World [Part 1] (Horney United Solarium RMX) (from Sunny's CD Mix 2) [03:08:56]
43 Röyksopp - What Else Is There? (from Sunny's CD Mix 1) [03:15:04]
44 Wax Audio - Golden Teardrops (from Mashopolos III: Mashups For The People) [03:20:11]
45 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul) [03:23:52]
46 .?. - ...God, Those Pearly Whites (from TBA album) [03:28:08]
47 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [03:36:05]
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Part 2, motherfuckers! Let's do this!
01 Excision, Datsik - Jaguar (feat. Mr. Hudson) (from X-Rated) [00:00:00]
02 Excision - That Girl (from Dubstep Meditations) [00:03:20]
03 Excision & Pegboard Nerds - Bring The Madness (feat. Mayor Apeshit) (Trinergy & Tim Ismag Remix) (from Bring The Madness Remixes) [00:08:49]
04 Excision, Liquid Stranger - Get to the Point (Cyberoptics Remix) (from Get to the Point (Cyberoptics Remix)) [00:13:06]
05 Destroid - Funk Hole VIP (from Excision 2014 Mix Compilation) [00:18:23]
06 Excision, Downlink - Reploid (Document One Remix) (from Heavy Artillery / Reploid (Remixes)) [00:22:42]
07 Excision, Downlink - Swerve (Specimen A Remix) (from X-Rated (The Remixes)) [00:27:17]
08 Excision, Downlink - Robo Kitty (from Codename X) [00:31:53]
09 Excision, Downlink - Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix) (from Robo Kitty (Dubscribe Remix)) [00:35:54]
10 Excision - No Escape (from No Escape / Bug Powdah) [00:39:06]
11 Excision, Datsik - Boom (SkisM Remix) (from Boom (SkisM Remix) / Swagga (Downlink Remix)) [00:44:33]
12 Excision, Subtronics - Bunker Buster (from Bunker Buster) [00:49:35]
13 Excision - Throwin’ Elbows (from Virus) [00:53:15]
14 Excision, Dion Timmer - Necromancer (from Necromancer) [00:56:15]
15 Excision, Hairitage - Hypnosis (from Onyx) [00:59:25]
16 Destroid - Bounce VIP (from Excision 2014 Mix Compilation) [01:03:03]
17 Destroid - Bounce (Mayhem & Antiserum Remix) (from Destroid: The Invasion Remixes) [01:06:49]
18 Excision - Cough Drop (from Onyx) [01:11:29]
19 Excision - Float Away (from Codename X) [01:14:34]
20 Excision, Datsik - Calypso (Culprate Remix) (from [ROTD025]Various EP) [01:18:30]
21 Excision, SLANDER - Your Fault (feat. Elle Vee) (from Your Fault) [01:24:01]
22 Excision, Sullivan King - Our Fire (from Onyx) [01:29:08]
23 Excision, Seven Lions, Wooli - Another Me (feat. Dylan Matthew) (from Evolution EP) [01:33:22]
24 Excision, Whales - The Last Time (feat. RIELL) (from The Last Time) [01:36:36]
25 Excision - The Village (from DUBLINE010) [01:39:28]
26 Excision - Generator (from Virus) [01:45:06]
27 Destroid - Flip the Switch (Bar9 Remix) (from Destroid: The Invasion Remixes) [01:49:36]
28 Excision, Dion Timmer - Mirror (from Virus) [01:53:16]
29 Excision, Dion Timmer - Mirror (Kai Wachi Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [01:57:24]
30 Excision, Protohype - Are You Ready (from Virus) [02:01:16]
31 Excision, Dion Timmer - Final Boss (from Virus) [02:04:08]
32 Excision, Wooli - Name Drop (from Name Drop) [02:07:20]
33 Excision - With You (feat. Madi) (from Virus) [02:11:04]
34 Excision - With You (feat. Madi) (Sullivan King Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [02:15:26]
35 Excision - Live Wire (from Codename X) [02:19:13]
36 Excision - Pause (from The Launch EP Part 1) [02:23:21]
37 Excision - Codename X (Ryle & Sullivan King Remix) (from Codename X - The Remixes) [02:29:05]
38 Excision - Fight Through The Pain (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [02:33:00]
39 Excision, The Frim - X Up (feat. Messinian) (from Codename X) [02:37:09]
40 Excision, The Frim - X Up (feat. Messinian) (Erotic Cafe' Remix) (from X Up The Remixes) [02:41:11]
41 Excision, The Frim - Night Shine (feat. Luciana) (from Codename X) [02:44:51]
42 Excision, Downlink - Not Enough (feat. Skaught Parry) (from Existence EP) [02:49:10]
43 Excision, UBUR - Back To Back (feat. Armanni Reign) (from Back To Back) [02:53:54]
44 Excision, Dion Timmer - Breaking Through (from Breaking Through) [02:56:42]
45 Excision, Dion Timmer - Out Of Time (feat. Splitbreed) (from Codename X) [03:00:11]
46 Illenium, Excision - In My Mind (feat. HALIENE) (from Fallen Embers) [03:03:55]
47 Illenium, Excision - In My Mind (feat. HALIENE) (Deathpact Reprise) (from Fallen Embers (Remixes)) [03:08:49]
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
What the fuck is up, perverrrrrts?! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the muthafuckin’ Excision edition of the All-Star Series, right the fuck here on Monday Morning Aural muthafuckin’ Sex! Boy fuckin’ howdy, have we got a podcast ahead of us this week. As you may have noticed, this is coming to you in 2 parts. Know why? ‘Cause this motherfucker is over 6½ muthafuckin’ hours long! I literally cannot bounce a podcast that long. Pro Tools will essentially be like, nah bruh, try again. Seriously, I tried it with the 5th volume of the Psychopathic Family Edition. That shit was something like 7½ hours, and yeah, Pro Tools straight up refused to make a file that big. No idea why, but yeah, that’s why it’s 2 parts. I could have easily made a number of my other All-Star editions multiple parts. Shit, Mike Patton alone could be like 5 to 10, same goes for Henry Rollins.
Any-fuckin’-way, I should probably talk about Excision at some point, eh? So… imagine a world consumed by earth-shattering bass vibrations. An apocalypse of twisting and morphing sounds that melt minds and make bodies thrash. The spectacular audiovisual experience of an Excision show has the capacity to transport fans to another dimension where Headbangers rule the land. His current touring stage production The Evolution is his most captivating and impressive to date. Equipped with an absurd amount of lights, lasers, subwoofers, and massive immersive visuals, it’s guaranteed to blow the minds of all in attendance. Excision continuously pushes the boundaries on heavy Bass Music and production, championing an unmatched dedication to his craft and fan experience within the genre.
Hailing from Kelowna, British Columbia, Excision has spent his career dedicated to the Bass Music scene, leading and innovating in the creation of a massive, passionate Dubstep community. Within the last five years, Excision has launched multiple large-scale festival productions that over 100,000 dedicated fans call “home.” Excision’s dedication to touring is unheralded as he’s headlined well over 1000 shows in the last decade of touring, including at his major branded events like Thunderdome, The Coliseum, and many more.
Excision’s expansive discography spans five full-length studio albums, countless EPs and singles, 15 annual fan-favorite mixes, all of which have collectively amassed over 2 billion streams globally. His new record label Subsidia was birthed in 2020 following in the footsteps of his previous imprint Rottun Records, and it released over 400 tracks in its first year alone.
Excision’s influence can be felt in every facet of the industry, and though he’s already established a legendary brand, he’s continually striving to help the community grow. As he says, “Everything I do is focused around the mission of helping Bass Music grow, while still staying true to itself, constantly innovative and fresh. We have such a caring and loving group of people involved within this scene, and I hope the music will help more people find their home within it.” The preceding 3 paragraphs were from his website, and now lemme say a bit about my experience of Excision.
First of all, I’m fairly certain that I’ve been down with Excision since before I even started this fuckin’ podcast in January of 2012. He was one of the first dubstep artists I ever heard of, and it was actually Sunny who drove me to look into dubstep in the first place. It’s since become one of my all-time favorite genres because in a lot of ways, it feels like the heavy metal of EDM. Metal is another genre that blew me away back when I was but a wee lad of 7. It was Metallica’s, “Enter Sandman,” specifically, and note to self, I should totally do an All-Star edition for them as a low key troll. Anyway, there are other subgenres of EDM that could be considered heavy-metal-adjacent as well. Shit, plenty of drum’n’bass, gabber, speedcore and such sample metal riffs pretty frequently too.
I digress, which I know is so bizarre for a magnificent fuckhead such as myself. If you need any qualifying examples of my assertion of dubstep being like the heavy metal of EDM, I humbly direct your attention to the classic Excision track, “Headbanga.” As far as I’m aware, headbanging started because of metal, so Excision and most other modern dubstep artists are merely carrying the euphoric tradition into the future. I should note here that “dubstep,” is now just as broad a genre as heavy metal. When it started, it was far more minimalistic, spookier, more throbbing bass lines (I’m talkin’, like, the deepest of wubs), and barely any erratically arranged distorted synths. The unfairly cursory glances of dubstep’s harsher critics say that it all sounds the same, or it’s too abrasive, shit like that. Obviously, when you’re not actually paying attention, of course it’s all going to sound similar or the same.
The fact remains that Excision has run the dubstep gamut from the more original sound created by UK artists in the early aughts (possibly even the 90s, but I’m not 100% sure), to the more abrasive variation known as riddim; from the Skrillex-style brostep, to tenderly melodic and emotional, Excision has proven himself exceptional through and through in his evolution and experimentation. Finally, let me say a few things about all the phenomenal fuckin’ shit we’re about to have crammed in our ears.
As with every All-Star edition, I do a super deep dive into the career of the artists I feature. I found tracks that Excision himself probably fuckin’ forgot about. “The Village?” Yeah, that was lurking on a lonely little record label compilation (I think) called DUBLINE010. I only found that ‘cause I thoroughly combed through his Discogs page, and much to my great delight, it was actually on Spotify. Certainly wasn’t anywhere on his profile. “That Girl,” from Dubstep Meditations? Another track I had no idea existed. That one’s gorgeously chill right there. I could have thrown in a track or two that isn’t available on Spotify, but I didn’t want to differ too greatly from the playlist that I compiled. Speaking of which, let me just say here that I love my past self so much for saving my present self hours and hours and fucking HOURS of work.
Ya see, I used to acquire music at a much greater rate than I do these days, and many moons ago, I found a collection of Rottun Records’ singles and EPs. I didn’t really know most of the artists on there, but my curiosity was (and continues to be) such that it didn’t matter. If/whenever I got around to listening to it, if I didn’t care for it, oh fuckin’ well. If I did care for it, well then lucky fuckin’ me, right? Yeah, well, all that high-quality and high-frequency acquisition ended up saving me tons of hours I would have otherwise spent cutting, optimizing, tagging and bouncing 6½ hours worth of goddamn tracks. Anyway, yeah, very pleased with my past self for the first time in fuck knows how long. I’m seemingly notorious for all my poor decisions in life, but at least I did one thing right. Yay.
Speaking of poor decisions, you most acutely observant perverts might notice Datsik’s name on a number of these tracks. Yeah, without going too far into it, I don’t at all condone the actions he was accused of, and I do think his apology could have been better. That said, Excision worked with him on so much shit that I would be forced to exclude a ton of absolute bangers from this edition. I already excluded Vindicate, and that was one of my favorites from back when I first heard it on Saints Row IV. I think I even saw Datsik live before I got the chance to see Excision. Speaking of which, if you get the chance to see Excision live and you haven’t yet, do yourself a favor and check out his show. Even if you plug your ears through the whole thing, it’s an absolute audiovisual extravaganza. But yeah, Datsik… I don’t know if there’s any coming back for him or not. Certainly not without an apology that addresses the issues specifically, but that might never happen considering the legal jeopardy that’d land him in.
All that said, the tracks with his name on them are not at all being included because of his contribution. I would just hate for this edition to be less than it could have been simply because one shithead made some terrible life decisions. Anyway, enough about him. You probably noticed there are a number of remixes here, some included and arranged along with the original for convenient A/B comparison whenever possible. I mean, I don’t know if any of y’all will appreciate that or find it annoying, but it’s something I would definitely appreciate as a listener, so there ya fuckin’ go. I’ve always been a bit on the fence about including remixes in All-Star editions because some of the best remixes ever made are damn near entirely new tracks, and they’re more indicative of the remixer’s talent than the original artist. That is true of some of these, but not all. There are a metric fuckton of remixes that people have done of Excision’s tracks, and only a handful of them are worth a second listen. Only an even smaller handful are actually better than the original tracks, in my opinion. Those are the remixes present here without the accompanying original track.
Mind you, I pretty much listened through Excision’s entire career for this edition. Excision doesn’t have any bad tracks in my opinion, some are just less memorable than others. Shit, that’s bound to happen in a career that spans 15 fuckin’ years. Speaking of which, I’m pretty sure I’ve included the very first track he ever released here called, “No Escape,” waaaay back in ’07. Feels like a goddamn eternity ago; I was such a profoundly different person back then. Time makes fools of us all, right? Yeah, yeah, I know. “Wrap this fucking intro up already, will ya?” I know this might come as a surprise to y’all, but ya see, I’m really just too fuckin’ much. I also threw all these tracks into Mixed In Key so I could organize the tracks to flow well harmonically, just like one would do with a legit DJ mix. Not that such an effort would even be appreciable to anyone without exceptionally trained ears, but yeah, I did that too. It’s not gonna be perfect, of course, but the effort was indeed made.
At long last, let me just say that virtually all of the artists featured in this edition, from the collaborators to the remixers and vocalists, you should look further into all of them and their material. Seriously, this is like a crème de la crème of All-Star editions, at least as far as dubstep goes. I should have done this edition ages ago, but Excision has the honor of being the first ever dubstep artist in the All-Star Series, and ever so well-deserved. With all that done did and muthafuckin’ said…
01 Excision - System Check (from Aftermatch EP) [00:07:09]
02 Excision - Exterminate (from Apex) [00:08:11]
03 Excision, Downlink - Headbanga (from Headbanga) [00:11:38]
04 Excision, Downlink - Resistance (from Resistance) [00:15:32]
05 Destroid - Annihilate (from Destroid - The Invasion) [00:19:52]
06 Excision, Subvert - Darkness (from Rude Symphony / Darkness) [00:24:55]
07 Excision, Kai Wachi - Demisaur (from Demisaur) [00:28:32]
08 Excision, Downlink - Existence VIP (from Existence EP) [00:32:00]
09 Destroid - Get Stupid (from Excision 2014 Mix Compilation) [00:35:54]
10 Destroid - Wasteland (from Destroid - The Invasion) [00:40:05]
11 Destroid - Wasteland (Barely Alive Remix) (from Destroid: The Invasion Remixes) [00:44:17]
12 Excision - Warning (from The Launch EP Part 6) [00:48:09]
13 Excision, Wooli - Evolution (feat. Sam King) (from Evolution EP) [00:53:21]
14 Excision, Datsik - 8-Bit Superhero (from X-Rated) [00:56:59]
15 Excision - Back to Life (feat. Sarah de Warren) (from Onyx) [01:01:50]
16 Excision, Datsik - 8-Bit Superhero (Eptic Remix) (from X-Rated (The Remixes)) [01:05:03]
17 Excision - Death Wish (feat. Sam King) (from Virus) [01:09:41]
18 Excision, Wooli - Erase You (feat. HALIENE) (from Subsidia Dawn: Vol. 1) [01:12:26]
19 Excision, Dion Timmer - Time Stood Still (from Breaking Through) [01:16:03]
20 Excision - Wake Up (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [01:20:01]
21 Excision - Home (feat. Dion Timmer) (from Apex) [01:25:38]
22 Excision, Dion Timmer - Africa (from Virus) [01:29:28]
23 Excision - The Paradox (from Virus) [01:33:25]
24 Excision - The Paradox (Seven Lions & Dimibo Remix) (from Virus: The Remixes) [01:38:12]
25 Illenium, Excision - Feel Something (feat. I Prevail) (from Feel Something (feat. I Prevail)) [01:42:54]
26 Excision - G Shit (feat. Sam King) (from Virus) [01:46:31]
27 Band of Horses - The Funeral (Excision Remix) (from The Funeral (Excision Remix)) [01:50:09]
28 Excision - Drowning (feat. Akylla) (from Virus) [01:54:55]
29 Excision, Dion Timmer - End Of The World (feat. Donna Tella) (from Onyx) [01:58:39]
30 Excision vs. The SubDivision - Titanium (from Hypothermic EP) [02:02:16]
31 Excision - X-Rated (feat. Messinian) (from X-Rated) [02:08:13]
32 Excision - Neck Brace (from Virus) [02:12:34]
33 Excision, Dion Timmer - Hoods Up (feat. Messinian) (from Apex) [02:16:42]
34 Excision, Dion Timmer - Hoods Up (feat. Messinian) (Figure Remix) (from Textacy (Remixes)) [02:20:34]
35 Destroid - Raise Your Fist (from Destroid - The Invasion) [02:24:30]
36 Excision, Downlink - Crowd Control (Delta Heavy Remix) (from Rottun Recordings #BeatportDecade Dubstep) [02:29:11]
37 Excision - Sleepless (feat. Savvy) (from X-Rated) [02:33:36]
38 Excision, Savvy - Sleepless (Xilent Remix) (from X-Rated (The Remixes)) [02:38:55]
39 Excision - Her (from Virus) [02:43:56]
40 Excision, Illenium, Shallows - Gold (Stupid Love) (from Apex) [02:47:47]
41 Excision, Dion Timmer - Salvation (feat. Alexis Donn) (from Salvation) [02:52:36]
42 Excision - Die For You (feat. Akylla) (from Apex) [02:56:42]
43 Excision, Wooli, Trivecta - Oxygen (feat. Julianne Hope) (from Evolution EP) [03:00:33]
44 Excision, Downlink - Heavy Artillery (feat. Messinian) (from Heavy Artillery / Reploid) [03:04:12]
45 Excision, Downlink - Heavy Artillery (feat. Messinian) (SkisM Remix) (from Heavy Artillery / Reploid (Remixes)) [03:08:19]
46 Excision, PhaseOne - Demise (from Demise) [03:13:21]
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Monday Nov 07, 2022
Hahahaha!! How's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the Laughter Is An Instant Vacation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one's gonna be nothin' but comedy from start to finish and I won't bother interrupting the flow with all the silly bullshit I usually talk about like the artist names, track titles and album names and all that. I'll leave that up to you if you're curious enough to find out. All that info is right where you found this podcast to listen to anyway, and all the track titles are pertinent enough to make it really easy to figure out what you're listening to, so if you hear somethin' ya like, go further with it! All these comics and comedic musical tracks are fuckin' fantastic and there's much more where all these came from, believe me. Without any further ado, let's start this shit off right with one of the all-time comedic giants, George fuckin' Carlin!
01 George Carlin - The Laughter Reflex (from Carlin On Comedy)
02 Ren & Stimpy - Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy (from You Eediot!)
03 Mr. Mackey & The Kids Of South Park - It's Easy, Mmmkay (from South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut)
04 Chris Rock - Busboys, McDonalds and Minimum Wage (from Born Suspect)
05 Louie C.K. - Something Shitty Is Going To Happen (from Louie, Season 1, Episode 1)
06 Henry Rollins - Talk With Heidi May (from Harmony In My Head 2004)
07 George Carlin - Life's Little Moments (from Parental Advisory)
08 Bill Maher - Inky Dinky Don't (from New Rules: Polite Musings From A Timid Observer)
09 Bill Hicks - Fuck Artists Only (from Shock & Awe)
10 Unknown - Yogurt (from Misc. WAVs)
11 King Missile - Martin Scorcese (from Happy Hour)
12 Mitch Hedberg - Pop (from Mitch All Together)
13 George Carlin - Guys Named Todd (from Complaints & Grievances)
14 Doug Stanhope - Abortion Is Green (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
15 Doug Stanhope - Stomping Kittens (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
16 Richard Jeni - Marriage: Ointment Or Suppositories (from Greatest Bits)
17 Roy Zimmerman - Defenders Of Marriage (from Faulty Intelligence)
18 Henry Rollins - First On The List (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 4)
19 George Carlin - Little Things We Share (from Jammin' In New York)
20 Berkeley Systems - Tap Water (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
21 Juan Schwartz & The South Park Children's Choir - Dead, Dead, Dead (from Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)
22 Chris Rock - Taxes (from Bigger & Blacker)
23 Tom Green - I Like Hooters (from Prepare For Impact)
24 King Missile III - The Little Sandwich That Got A Guilt Complex Because He Was The Sole Survivor Of A Horrible Bus Crash (from Failure)
25 Doug Stanhope - Live For Your Sins (from No Refunds)
26 Henry Rollins - Mandelaism (from Provoked)
27 Berkeley Systems - Black Market Baby Roadshow (from You Don't Hear Jack!)
28 Bill Hicks - Time To Evolve (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
29 Richard Jeni - I Love Condoms (from Greatest Bits)
30 George Carlin - Stupid Bullshit (from It's Bad For Ya)
31 Mitch Hedberg - The Dufrenes (from Strategic Grill Locations)
32 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You)
33 Ren & Stimpy - Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence (from You Eediot!)
34 Chris Rock - Rap Standup (from Never Scared)
35 Doug Stanhope - Marriage Is Gay (from Deadbeat Hero)
36 Roy Zimmerman - Creation Science 101 (from Faulty Intelligence)
37 George Carlin - The Planet Is Fine (from Jammin' In New York)
38 Richard Jeni - Porno: Stuff That Never Happens To You (from Greatest Bits)
39 Eric Cartman - Kyle's Mom's A Bitch (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
40 Henry Rollins - New Age Blues (from Big Ugly Mouth)
41 Doug Stanhope - Blort (from Oslo: Burning The Bridge To Nowhere)
42 Adam Sandler - Ode To My Car (Love) (from What The Hell Happened To Me?)
43 Henry Rollins - Maturity (from A Rollins In The Wry)
44 Bill Hicks - The Sanctity Of Life (from Relentless)
45 George Carlin - Dumb Americans (from Life Is Worth Losing)
46 Richard Jeni - Masturbation "I'm The Best I've Ever Had" (from Greatest Bits)
47 Unknown - Cowboy Dick (from Misc. WAVs)
48 Ren & Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen (from You Eediot!)