Monday Morning Aural Sex
May 2022
Episodes
Monday May 30, 2022
2022-05-30 (Flashback Edition: 2012-05-28 (Memorial Day Edition Pts. 1 & 2))
Monday May 30, 2022
Monday May 30, 2022
Happy Monday, my muthafuckin' gorgeous perverts out there in Pervtopia. It's Memorial Day and this is the 1st part of the 2 part Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Mind you, I would've said "Happy Memorial Day," but... um... hello? No. I mean, if you can manage to have a happy day in spite of full knowledge of what this holiday actually represents, then congratulations. I imagine that most people don't even bother to think about it, though. Far too depressing a topic, especially if you have a day off from work like I do, right? Right. Pathetic, if you ask me, but nobody's askin' me except me. It's all good, though. I keep asking myself questions and keep finding answers and expressing that shit through mediums like these. You oughta give that a try sometime. So yeah, Memorial Day. A day that commemorates (or at least, it's supposed to) commemorates the massive losses of life of men and women who've died in service to this country.
I, however, would like to expand the holiday's commemoration to include loss of human life everywhere, not just American life. It's really sad that anyone anywhere still feels any need to engage in wars. When you realize that it's all because one side believes differently (or has different ideas) than the other side, you start wondering why the fuck people can't just sit down and chat in an effort to reach some sort of understanding. What I think is that when these world leaders have some stupid fuckin' disagreement, put them in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by a naval blockade, and give 'em two swords. Either they'll talk it out with words, or they'll reach for their swords and fuckin' kill each other. Either way, it's not the fuckin' end of the world. Plenty of different leaders have come and gone and we as people have managed to keep going. I'd even venture to ask why we need leaders at all, but I'm aware of how much people abuse their freedom.
I suppose it's just a matter of convenience. Abusing your freedom, sticking your head in the sand, is really easy when you live a comfortable life. But shit's happening every day that involves you whether you realize it or like it or not. Ignorance is a luxury that fewer and fewer people can afford. I suggest you start paying attention before this shit ends up knocking on your front door. But you know, do what you want. Just a suggestion. Without any further ado, enjoy the Memorial Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
01 System of a Down - Soldier Side (Intro) (from Mesmerize) [00:02:27]
02 Anti-Flag - Die For The Government (from Die For The Government) [00:03:30]
03 Metallica - Disposable Heroes (from Master Of Puppets) [00:07:00]
04 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm of the War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:15:14]
05 Bruce Springsteen - Born In The U.S.A (from Born In The U.S.A) [00:21:40]
06 Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watchtower (from Electric Ladyland) [00:26:10]
07 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:30:05]
08 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:36:37]
09 System of a Down - P.L.U.C.K. (Politically Lying Unholy Cowardly Killers) (from System of a Down) [00:41:54]
10 Serj Tankian - Yes, It's Genocide (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:45:25]
11 BLÆRG - Between The Lines (from Incessant Subversive Decibels) [00:49:29]
12 Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (from Rio Grande Blood) [00:51:28]
13 Serj Tankian - The Unthinking Majority (from Elect The Dead) [00:55:51]
14 Immortal Technique - Fuck Tha Government (from Fuck Tha Government EP) [00:59:34]
15 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 1 (from Talk Is Cheap Vol. 3) [01:05:05]
16 Bob Dylan - Masters Of War (from The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan) [01:28:55]
17 Blue Scholars - Back Home (from Bayani) [01:33:24]
18 Roy Zimmerman - Saddam Shame (from Faulty Intelligence) [01:38:33]
19 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP) [01:42:10]
20 The Nightwatchman - One Man Revolution (from One Man Revolution) [01:46:34]
21 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (from eMOTIVe) [01:50:11]
22 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [01:52:18]
23 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) [01:55:54]
24 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [02:01:36]
25 System of a Down - Boom! (from Steal This Album!) [02:05:03]
26 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from Rock Against Bush, Vol. 2) [02:07:17]
27 The Bouncing Souls - Letter From Iraq (from Body Of War OST (Disc 1)) [02:10:07]
28 Roy Zimmerman - Thanks For The Support (from Thanks For The Support) [02:13:02]
29 Me on Loud Mouth Radio with Otep (05-23-2012) (from blogtalkradio.com/loudmouthradio) [02:17:56]
30 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [02:24:40]
31 Dead Prez - Assassination (from Let's Get Free) [02:27:42]
32 Pink - Dear Mr President (feat. Indigo Girls) (from I'm Not Dead) [02:29:43]
33 Immortal Technique - The War vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu-Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix Single) [02:34:13]
34 Rage Against The Machine - In My Eyes (from Renegades) [02:36:54]
35 Bruce Springsteen & Tom Morello - The Ghost of Tom Joad (from Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert, 2009) [02:41:01]
36 Eminem - Mosh (from Encore) [02:50:27]
37 Dead By Wednesday - Democracy Is Dead (from Democracy Is Dead) [02:55:42]
38 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [02:58:06]
39 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [03:03:23]
40 Henry Rollins - War's Greatest Hits Vol. 2 (from Talk Is Cheap, Vol. 3) [03:07:56]
41 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello, & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr Cover) (from Small Soldiers OST) [03:34:23]
42 Serj Tankian - Saving Us (from Elect The Dead) [03:39:14]
43 The Nightwatchman - This Land Is Your Land (from Union Town EP) [03:43:52]
44 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from World Wide Rebel Songs) [03:47:31]
45 John Lennon - Imagine (from Imagine) [03:52:42]
Monday May 23, 2022
2022-05-23 (Flashback Edition: 2012-05-21 (The .?. Edition))
Monday May 23, 2022
Monday May 23, 2022
.?.Good morning, devoted listeners of the podcast previously entitled, Monday Morning Aural Sex. Due to the disparaging comments made about Bain Capital's former CEO Mitt Romney on last week's podcast, you will not be hearing your regularly scheduled programming. From this point on, this podcast will be called Monday Morning Music Registered Trademark Copyright Patented Sold, Bought, Owned, Paid For and Prison Raped Forever by Clear Channel Incorporated. There will not be anymore filthy anti-American profanity or sentiments of any sort. There will only be top 40 pablumusic designed to keep you vaguely content and ignorant. Curiosity, creativity and any true sense of personal happiness will be vehemently discouraged. In God, In Capitalism, In Success, In Wealth, In Romney We Trust. Fuck the middle class. Get back to work, you fucking peasants. Enjoy...---... Make sure to click the linked text below to see music videos for all the clean, Christian, American music contained in this podcast.
01 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK)
02 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (from A Drug Against War)
03 Henry Rollins - My War (from Rise Above: 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three)
04 That Handsome Devil - Standing Room In Heaven (from That Handsome Devil EP)
05 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Nervous Breakdown EP)
06 Anti-Flag - You'd Do The Same (from Die For The Government)
07 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist)
08 The Exploited - (Fuck The) U.S.A. (from (Fuck The) U.S.A.)
09 Jello Biafra and Tipper Gore - Angry Mother (from Oprah 1986)
10 Traci Lords - Father's Field (from 1,000 Fires)
11 Akira Yamaoka - Room Of Angel (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn)
12 .?. - ...God, Those Pearly Whites (from TBA album)
13 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners)
14 Bomb 20 - The Fall (from Field Manual)
15 Bomb 20 - Burn The Shit Down (from Field Manual)
16 Nightwish - End Of All Hope (from Century Child)
17 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone)
18 Manic Street Preachers - If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next (from Forever Delayed - The Greatest Hits)
19 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Morgan Lander & Serj Tankian) (from Broke)
20 The Prodigy - Omen (from Invaders Must Die)
21 The Prodigy - Memphis Bells (from Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned)
22 The Prodigy - Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
23 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land)
24 Serj Tankian - Borders Are... (from Imperfect Harmonies)
25 Henry Rollins - Visiting Los Angeles (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
26 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution)
27 Venetian Snares - Mutant Cunt Sniffer (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
28 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
29 Doormouse - Bumpy Genital (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
30 Otto Von Schirach - The Moon Of Christ vs. The Illuminati Rep (from Invasion From XXX Dimension)
31 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow)
Monday May 16, 2022
Monday May 16, 2022
Part 3 is upon us, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes! This will be the last one in this little trilogy that Al and I have done, but there may be something new in the works to continue this collaborative effort. Next week will be a more standard, far less conversational edition, so I hope whomever has listened has yojned the fuck & shit out of all these. If you have, for the love of fuck, let me know. I seldom ever get feedback on any of these editions, but I cherish that which I have received. It’s truly a gift to me to know even one person other than me bothered to listen. Even if they ended up hating everything I picked, at least they were curious enough to give it a fuckin’ whirl.
I won’t yammer on any longer here except to say that I included 2 super extra ultimate gourmet reacharound songs that Al and I forgot to comment on, but they’ve been lurking in the wings since we began this effort. Neither of them are available on Spotify, and when we recorded our commentary, we used a Spotify playlist aaaand these two just fuckin’ slipped our minds.
Anyway, ontooooo the yojne!
01 Architects - Impermanence (Abbey Road Version) (from For Those That Wish To Exist At Abbey Road) [00:00:44]
02 Witchcraft - Ghosts House (from Legend) [00:04:40]
03 SWARM, Sentinel Complex, Man Ov God - Make It Out Alive (from Make It Out Alive) [00:08:53]
04 Deftones - Graphic Nature (from Koi No Yokan) [00:19:12]
05 Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (from Mutter) [00:23:43]
06 Car Bomb - Dissect Yourself (from Mordial) [00:28:21]
07 Anaal Nathrakh - Forward! (from Forward!) [00:35:28]
08 Allegaeon - The God Particle (from Fragments of Form and Function) [00:38:55]
09 Sullivan King, Grabbitz - Show Stopper (from The Demented) [00:44:11]
10 Intervals - Libra (from The Shape of Colour) [00:51:50]
11 Extreme - Play With Me (from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure OST) [00:56:42]
12 Freak Kitchen - Freak of the Week (from Cooking with Pagans) [01:00:10]
13 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [01:13:37]
14 Fair To Midland - Rikki Tikki Tavi (from Arrows & Anchors) [01:21:45]
15 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners) [01:25:08]
16 Destrage - Are You Kidding Me? No. (from Are You Kidding Me? No.) [01:44:11]
17 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (from In Glorious Times) [01:51:49]
18 Nekrogoblikon - Dressed as Goblins (from Welcome to Bonkers) [01:57:45]
19 t+pazolite, Nanahira - Is there no way I'm defeated by OTOGE-BOSS-KYOKU-CHAN is strongly provoking????? (from Screamin’ Showcase) [02:05:55]
20 Chon - Can't Wait (from Grow) [02:08:59]
21 Eluveitie - Rebirth (from Rebirth) [02:11:59]
22 As I Lay Dying - Confined (from Shadows Are Security) [02:21:02]
23 Trench - Imminent Power Looming (from Encased in Chrome) [02:24:09]
24 Opeth - The Devil's Orchard (from Heritage) [02:26:08]
25 Karkaos - Kolossòs (from Children of the Void) [02:39:23]
26 Rishloo - Feathergun in the Garden of the Sun (from Feathergun) [02:43:38]
27 Strapping Young Lad - Zen (from Alien) [02:48:54]
28 Slipknot - Disasterpiece (from Iowa) [02:59:59]
29 Ensiferum - One Man Army (from One Man Army) [03:05:06]
30 Thank You Scientist - The Somnambulist (from Stranger Heads Prevail) [03:09:29]
31 SeeYouSpaceCowboy... - Misinterpreting Constellations (from Misinterpreting Constellations) [03:19:14]
32 Djerv - Headstone (from Djerv) [03:23:05]
33 The Amity Affliction - All My Friends Are Dead (from Everyone Loves You Once You Leave Them) [03:26:51]
34 Architects - These Colours Don't Run (from Daybreaker) [03:38:21]
35 SWARM - Void (from Void) [03:42:17]
36 Rings of Saturn - The Macrocosm (from Ultu Ulla) [03:46:08]
37 Troldhaugen - CRISPr Me Baby One More Time (from Idio+syncrasies) [04:02:53]
38 Black Sabbath - Lord of This World (2014 Remaster) (from Master of Reality (2014 Remaster)) [04:06:21]
39 The Algorithm - pointers (from Brute Force) [04:11:41]
40 Rishloo - Landmines (from Living as Ghosts With Buildings as Teeth) [04:25:43]
41 Giraffes? Giraffes! - I Am S/H(Im)E[R] As You Am S/H(Im)E[R] As You Are Me and We Am I and I Are All Our Together: Our Collective Consciousness' Psychogenic Fugue (from More Skin With Milk-Mouth) [04:31:53]
42 Trepalium - Sick Boogie Murder (from Alchemik Clockwork Of Disorder) [04:41:23]
43 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musiks Sake CD1) [04:55:27]
44 As I Lay Dying - Beyond Our Suffering (from The Powerless Rise) [04:55:28]
45 Excrementory Grindfuckers - For Whom The Shit Rolls (from Fertigmachen Szeneputzen!) [04:58:17]
46 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [05:14:21]
47 Wax Audio - Sad But Superstitious (from Mashopolos II - The Mashening) [05:18:38]
Monday May 09, 2022
Monday May 09, 2022
Part 2, muthafuckas! If you haven’t heard part 1 yet, what the ever-loving actual upside-down and backwards-ass fuck are you doing with your life? Go back to part 1, absorb its magnificity and spectaculatude, and then come back. Seriously, go ahead, I’ll wait…
Alright, you ready? Too bad, we doin’ this, muthafuckas! Yoooooojneeeee!
01 Trivium - Throes of Perdition (from Shogun (Special Edition)) [00:00:18]
02 Dragon Sound - Friends (from Miami Connection OST) [00:06:04]
03 Buckethead - Gory Head Stump 2006 the Pageant of the Slunks (from Crime Slunk Scene) [00:09:04]
04 Igorrr - Scarlatti 2.0 (from Hallelujah) [00:31:07]
05 Lamb of God - Foot to the Throat (from Sacrament) [00:34:45]
06 GRAVEDGR - RAMPAGE (Riot Ten Remix) (from 6 FEET UNDER (Remixes)) [00:37:55]
07 Protest The Hero - Termites (from Scurrilous) [00:52:27]
08 Static-X - Get To The Gone (from Machine) [00:56:23]
09 Sylosis - Altered States Of Consciousness (from Edge of the Earth) [00:59:11]
10 Big Dumb Face - He Rides the Skies (from Where is Duke Lion? He’s Dead…) [01:16:10]
11 Sun Voyager - God Is Dead (from Seismic Vibes) [01:20:32]
12 Type O Negative - We Hate Everyone (from Bloody Kisses) [01:27:41]
13 Mastodon - Oblivion (from Crack the Skye) [01:46:33]
14 Metallica - Whiplash (from Kill ‘Em All) [01:52:19]
15 Baroness - Kerosene (from Purple) [01:56:25]
16 Death Tour - Pigs (Nazi Cops) (from Blood Pact) [02:07:05]
17 Syncatto, LEVY - Let Us Dance (from A Place to Breathe) [02:09:11]
18 Excision, Sullivan King - Our Fire (from Onyx) [02:14:07]
19 All That Remains - Dead Wrong (from For We Are Many) [02:23:08]
20 Rage, Zardonic - The Age of Reason (Remix) (from The Age of Reason (Remix)) [02:26:10]
21 Cynic - Integral Birth (from Traced in Air) [02:32:15]
22 Metallica - Blackened (from …And Justice For All) [02:44:37]
23 Anthrax - Indians (from Among The Living) [02:51:15]
24 Twiztid - Corkscrew (from Corkscrew) [02:56:51]
25 The Human Abstract - Patterns (from Digital Veil) [03:06:08]
26 PhaseOne - Enemy VIP (w/ Shane Told of Silverstein) (from Enemy VIP (w/ Shane Told of Silverstein)) [03:09:48]
27 Parkway Drive - Dark Days (from Atlas) [03:13:06]
28 t+pazolite - HARDEST RENAISSANCE (from HARDEST RENAISSANCE) [03:22:27]
29 The Human Abstract - Digital Veil (from Digital Veil) [03:25:38]
30 Corey Taylor - Holier Than Thou (from Holier Than Thou) [03:29:06]
31 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Fuck and Kill (from Dictator) [03:39:02]
32 Shining - IDGAF (Zardonic Remix) (from IDGAF (Zardonic Remix)) [03:42:33]
33 Parkway Drive - Swing (from Atlas) [03:45:36]
Monday May 02, 2022
Monday May 02, 2022
Osmium is all…
All is osmium…
(Bro… hang on a sec, stop chanting, hold up)
(What’s up, man? Everything alright?)
(No, dude. This motherfuckin’ host of ours is a fuckin’ trainwreck.)
(What makes you say that?)
(Well, first of all, look at what he’s got us doin’ right now.)
(Yeah, what’s wrong with it?)
(What’s wrong with it? Are you serious? What fuckin’ sense does this shit make? Have you been followin’ along this whole Osmium saga of his?)
(No, not really. I just hit Like on his posts if I ever see them on my Insta feed.)
(Alright, well, check this out: this motherfucker posted a couple osmium-related editions around when he first got this podcast started. Fine, whatever, right? Then, he posted 6 in a row over the span of a month and some change. Dude went alphabetically through his metal collection and came out with 6 editions. A little much maybe, but I could hang.)
(You goin’ somewhere with all this, bro?)
(Motherfucker, you got a bus to catch or some shit? Have you forgotten that we’re disembodied voices in some fuckhead’s head? Or, whatever, we’re fuckin’ absorbed into the almighty Osmium, a collective hive mind entity or some shit that again, only exists in the diseased imagination of this one Fuckhead McDoodoobrain?)
(…Fuckhead McDoodoobrain?)
(Shut up, motherfucker. You’re so clever, you think of some shit to say.)
(I mean, I would, but you were in the middle of a rant and I was listening.)
(No you weren’t, dickhead! You interrupted me!)
(Ughhhh, fine! Fuck, I’m sorry alright? Is that what you want to hear?)
(Bro, I don’t wanna fight.)
(I don’t wanna fight either! That’s why I’m apologizing.)
(And I accept your apology.)
(Alright. Sorry I interrupted, continue with your rant.)
(Okay, so at this point, this dude’s posted a total of 10 osmium/metal podcast editions, unless you count the tiny metal edition.)
(Ooo, I fuckin’ love that one. That was hilarious.)
(Yo, right? My man actually sat through that entire fuckin’ thing. Gotta give it up to him for that. Anyway, so he’s at 10 or 11, aaaand then after damn near a 3-year hiatus, he posts “Osmium-X…”)
(Ahh, so, what, that should have been 11 or 12 instead of X?)
(Yeah, but this motherfucker must’ve miscounted or just didn’t think anyone would notice. Who the fuck knows with this dude?)
(Well, that’s only one mistake. You’re not really mad about that, are you?)
(Bro, if only that’s where the madness stopped… Know what he posted after X?)
(What?)
(20…)
(20?)
(20…)
(Umm…)
(Yeah.)
(Why?)
(‘Cause of the whole pandemic bullshit those idiot humans went through.)
(Wow…)
(Yeah. No one ever gave this dude his clever trophy, and he’s been thirstin’ for one all his life.)
(Well, still, I dunno. I can’t hate on the guy for that.)
(Just you wait, motherfucker. There’s more.)
(More?)
(Yup.)
(Fuck, what else did he do?)
(After 20, later that year, he posted Osmium 11…)
(…are you fuckin’ serious?)
(Yeah, man.)
(What the actual fuck?!)
(This man is clearly not to be trusted around heavy machinery.)
(And the dude drives for a living…)
(I know, right?)
(Geez, now I’m starting to see what you mean.)
(Oh, there’s more.)
(What the fuck? How?)
(Know what he did after 11? Well, 13, of course.)
(…)
(I know.)
(So, let me get this straight: X should have been 11 or 12, 20 should have been 12 or 13, 11 should have been 13 or 14, and 13 should have been 14 or 15?)
(That sounds about right, but woe betide thee who try and understandith Fuckheadism.)
(Heh, I like that one.)
(Right? Me too. So finally, this dude is about to post this podcast and call it 14, thus perpetuating the incorrect edition numbering. But! but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but-but…)
(*slap*)
(Shit, thanks, I got stuck there for a sec. Anyway, he caught himself, and now it’s 15. At long last, the fuckheadery has been corrected.)
(So, I guess the tiny metal edition wasn’t really an osmium edition in the end?)
(No, Timmy, it seems not.)
(My name’s not fuckin’ Timmy, douchebag.)
(Wait… It’s not? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TIMMY?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!)
(DUDE, CHILL OUT! I CAN BE TIMMY!)
(IT’S NOT THE SA-A-A-A-A-A-M-E! TIMMY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!)
Moth-er-fuck-er-s! Emo-son-of-a-Jesus-Cheez-Wiz-jizzin’-Christ-clew to the fuckin’ 15th installment of the Osmium series (because let’s be fuckin’ real here, this has been a series since 20-fuckin’-12): Osmium Is All, All Is Osmium Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! That’s right, number 15, right on schedule. No numerical conflicts whatsoever on the road to this number, no sir-ee Bob. I promise I won’t yammer on too much here ‘cause I already have, and we have a whole lot of additional yammering ahead of us. What does that mean? That means that my good buddy Al and I compiled this together, and we recorded bits of us commenting and conversing between 3-song blocks. As usual when I co-host, I alternate between my tracks and theirs, but this time, I wanted it to be a fully equal number of contributed tracks.
The last edition Al and I did together, I had something like 16 additional tracks left at the end, and this edition in its earliest form was absolutely no exception. I think I originally told him 25-30; he came up with 24, which woulda been fine, but this is fucking osmium and I’m me. Osmium has always been a series that I go entirely too HAM on, and before my fuckin’ penis could whistle Jack Robinson, I ended up compiling 58 fucking tracks. I begrudgingly subtracted 14, but that still meant Al had to come up with an additional 19 or 20. He did, because he’s Awesome Al The Punani Obliterator, but because of this semi-new conversational format I’m doing with him (or just trying to do this around our work schedules and such), we often found ourselves strapped for time as we kind of needed to listen to each track in each other’s presence.
Seeing as listening to 88 tracks and commenting on them all takes a long fucking time (let alone fuckin’ 116 if I had included the 14 I subtracted along with whatever other 14 I would have him pick out), we had to just work on it whenever we had time, whenever we reasonably could. Let me tell ya, we’ve been at this shit for almost a full month now, and we’re finally almost done, but he and I could go on to make a part 3, a part 4, etc. There are still those fabled 14 subtracted tracks just sitting in limbo somewhere on my computer, and there are certainly no shortage of additional tracks I could throw in.
Speaking of other parts (*unzips*)… No, no, put that away. I meant other parts of the podcast, you silly fuckin’ perverts. Anyway, speaking of other parts, part 2 should be ready as a steady mani-pedi on a thready yeti teddy eating spaghetti by next week at the latest. Maybe even part 3? Oooo, guess you’ll just have to fuckin’ wait and see. Bee-tee-fuckin’-dubya, iTunes says this first part is a paltry 3 hours and 41 minutes long (no doubt considerably longer after I record this asinine fucking intro), and normally that would be unacceptable for any osmium edition in this newer, most magnificently excessive era of Monday Morning Aural Sex, but Part 2 is around 4 hours of music alone, let alone however long our commentary & conversation ends up being. Part 2 might itself be split up so that Part 3 can have its time in the spotlight, but again, guess you’ll just have to fuckin’ wait and see, ‘cause even I don’t know myself. Frankly, the extents to which I’ve mismanaged this endeavor are astonishing to me, and all I can do at this moment is laugh at myself. Ha-ha-fuckin’-ha. Whatever, I’ll try to do better next time.
Look at me, I said I wasn’t gonna yammer on long. Meanwhile, 4 enormous fucking paragraphs later… Anyway, I hope y’all motherfuckers truly yojne this shit. A lot more effort was put into this than was ever truly necessary (which basically sums up this entire fucking podcast of mine), so I hope this semi-new format tickles your twat lips or gonads a smidgen.
All that muthafuckin’ shit done muthafuckin’ said and muthafuckin’ done again, we now, commence, ze yojne.
01 Big Dumb Face - Warning (from Where is Duke Lion? He’s Dead…) [00:06:56]
02 Protest The Hero - Yellow Teeth (from Volition) [00:07:47]
03 Ho99o9 - BITE MY FACE (FEAT. COREY TAYLOR) (from SKIN) [00:11:50]
04 Trivium - Throes of Perdition (from Ascendancy) [00:20:05]
05 Death Tour, nascar aloe - Fucked Up (from Blood Pact) [00:25:49]
06 VFM Style - Iraq (from Ai Uruba) [00:27:16]
07 Hallucinator - Fuck Society (from Fuck Society EP) [00:32:41]
08 Sylosis - Enshrined (from Monolith) [00:37:46]
09 Deftones - Ohms (from Ohms) [00:46:51]
10 Mastodon - The Czar: Usurper / Escape / Martyr / Spiral (from Crack the Skye) [00:52:56]
11 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (from The Last Sucker) [01:03:51]
12 Daron Malakian and Scars On Broadway - Sickening Wars (from Dictator) [01:08:16]
13 SWARM - The Oncoming Storm (from Fight For Your Life) [01:19:03]
14 Gojira - The Gift of Guilt (from L’Enfant Sauvage (Special Edition)) [01:23:29]
15 Walls of Jericho - The American Dream (from The American Dream) [01:29:15]
16 Metallica - Spit Out the Bone (from Hardwired… To Self-Destruct) [01:34:43]
17 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka) [01:41:47]
18 Anthrax - The Devil You Know (from Worship Music) [01:45:31]
19 Once Human - Cold Arrival (from Cold Arrival) [01:58:01]
20 August Burns Red - Cutting the Ties (from Leveler: 10th Anniversary Edition) [02:02:01]
21 SLAY-52s - Raining Lobsters (from https://youtu.be/mnrfqPoX4WU) [02:06:59]
22 Royal Blood - Little Monster (from Royal Blood) [02:12:38]
23 Amaranthe - PvP (Remix) (from PvP (Remix)) [02:16:08]
24 The Sword - Cloak Of Feathers (from Apocryphon) [02:19:47]
25 White Zombie - I Am Hell (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience) [02:31:39]
26 Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In The Head (from Rage Against The Machine - XX (20th Anniversary Special Edition)) [02:36:39]
27 Berried Alive, Johari, Philip Solo - Blood, Tears, and Champagne (from Blood, Tears, and Champagne) [02:41:45]
28 Buckethead - Welcome to Bucketheadland (from Live in Bucketheadland) [02:59:23]
29 Excision, Kai Wachi - Demisaur (from Demisaur) [03:04:17]
30 August Burns Red - Beauty in Tragedy (from Rescue & Restore) [03:07:49]
31 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Bad Company Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Bad Company Remix)) [03:20:41]
32 Megadeth - Holy Wars... The Punishment Due (Remastered) (from Rust In Peace) [03:24:40]
33 Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother Fucker (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [03:31:10]