Monday Morning Aural Sex
May 2020
Episodes

Monday May 25, 2020
Monday May 25, 2020
“How about a NEW podcast for a change, Pauuuullll?!”
Well, calm your fuckin’ mammaries, ‘cause it’s right fuckin’ here! Welcome one and all, all and one, to the second installment of the Witch-rowave Trap-House Edition! It’s been nearly a year since the last one. My, my, my how time flies, eh? It flies, and yet with our current sociopolitical climate, it feels like it either stands still or flies backwards. Ah well, that’s neither here nor there right now. What is here AND there right now (because it’s quantum as fuck) are a few things I want to tell you about the stuff we’ll be hearing this week.
1. Witch House, because duh. I still can’t altogether describe the genre, especially since the name isn’t particularly accurate as far as I can tell. Like I said on the first installment, Witch House is a genre I first heard about when someone was describing the music of Chino Moreno’s side-project †††(Crosses). I’ve included one of their tracks as a point of reference, but to be honest, I don’t think that’s particularly accurate either. I can say that you can generally expect songs in minor keys, vocals drenched in reverb, often minimalistic melodies, and I think you can fairly easily tell the difference between stuff in the Witch House genre as opposed to the Retrowave/Outrun/Dark Wave/Synthwave/WTFwave stuff. I think it does blend well enough though, thus why I created this edition.
2. Once again, I’ve used an image from the Neon Witch photography series by Sergey “Aku” Shetukhin, aka @akunohako on Instagram. If you like the image, go check out the rest of the series. You won’t be disappointed.
3. Almost all of these tracks are new discoveries. Almost 4 hours of them, in fact. After two Flashback editions in a row, I owe you all some new stuff, so here ya go. You’re in for quite a few treats if you’re cool enough to dig ‘em. Also, the artists from whom I included multiple tracks are some of my favorites. You’d notice that in the first edition as well. If you’re looking for avenues into these genres, those are the artists I’d point to first. Them, and some genre-specific playlists on Spotify.
Anyway, nothing else needs to be said as far as I can tell. So, ya know what that means? You know what the fuck that means. That means, that it is time, for yojne.
01 ††† - BI†CHES BREW (from †††) [00:02:19]
02 Dynatron - Throttle Up (from The Legacy Collection, Vol. 1) [00:05:47]
03 Fraunhofer Diffraction - Before the Dawn (from A Place to Drown the Dreams) [00:09:37]
04 Zombie Hyperdrive - Red Eyes (from Hyperion) [00:12:40]
05 Skeler - Tetsuo (from Tetsuo) [00:17:05]
06 Gunship - Maximum Black (from GUNSHIP) [00:21:31]
07 CLFRD - In the Dark (from Growth) [00:27:05]
08 Carpenter Brut - Turbo Killer (from TRILOGY) [00:30:23]
09 IC3PEAK - Привет (from Сказка) [00:33:51]
10 Dance With the Dead - Dressed to Kill (from Near Dark) [00:36:32]
11 King Plague - Ave Plague (from Ave Plague) [00:40:50]
12 Daniel Deluxe - Sojourn (from Exile) [00:44:44]
13 Al_ne - Beyond (from Beyond) [00:48:06]
14 Ian Urbina, VHS Dreams - The Next Frontier (from Final Frontier (Inspired by 'The Outlaw Ocean' a Book by Ian Urbina)) [00:51:40]
15 MISOGI - Aqua Pura (from Barcelona / Aqua Pura) [00:57:21]
16 Von Kaiser - Amber (from Ghosts of Miami) [01:00:31]
17 NxxxxxS - Everybody Is A Suspect (from Remember Last Summer) [01:05:51]
18 Carpenter Brut - Escape from Midwich Valley (from TRILOGY) [01:09:25]
19 foxwedding - Ghost Lite (from wave 002) [01:16:09]
20 Dan Deacon - Feel the Lightning (from Gliss Riffer) [01:19:53]
21 Chainless - Grey Veils (from Grey Veils) [01:24:34]
22 Gunship - Vale of Shadows (from The Rise of the Synths EP 2 (The Official Companion Album)) [01:27:41]
23 Pastel Ghost - Clouds (from Abyss) [01:33:36]
24 Wevlth - Higher (from Higher) [01:37:38]
25 Unworldly - Appeal (from Appeal) [01:42:25]
26 Fukkk Offf - Pacific Coast Highway (from Pacific Coast Highway) [01:45:21]
27 Klasey Jones - Cement (from Foreign Buyers Club) [01:48:44]
28 Lost Years - West Side Lane (from Black Waves) [01:53:20]
29 CHVRN - November (from Fall) [01:57:02]
30 Daniel Deluxe - Infiltrator (from Infiltrator) [02:01:09]
31 Dark Smoke Signal - Afterlife (from Afterlife) [02:04:39]
32 Sidewalks and Skeletons - White Light (from White Light) [02:08:33]
33 Jessie Frye - Fantasy (from Fantasy) [02:12:42]
34 Dyzphoria - Taurine (from Taurine) [02:16:25]
35 oOoOO - Seaww (from Roses / Seaww - Emotion Single) [02:19:38]
36 HeartBeatHero - Let's be friends (from Retro Heart Island) [02:22:57]
37 Wevlth - Simulation (from Simulation) [02:26:20]
38 M|O|O|N - Warehouse (feat. Glass Teeth) (from Particles) [02:29:47]
39 Sidewalks and Skeletons - Nowhere (from Nowhere) [02:33:26]
40 Wice - Star Fighter (from Magnatron 2.0) [02:37:57]
41 WHITE KATANA - FADE (feat. niteboi) (from FADE) [02:42:17]
42 Satellite Young - Sniper Rouge (feat. Mitch Murder) (from Satellite Young) [02:45:58]
43 Skeler - Falling Apart (from Falling Apart) [02:49:49]
44 Magic Sword - Sword of Truth (from Volume 1) [02:54:00]
45 WTCHCRFT - HIDE & SEEK (from HIDE & SEEK) [02:59:56]
46 Mega Drive - Converter (from Mega Drive) [03:05:25]
47 shxde - Numb (from Numb (Yume Collective)) [03:11:52]
48 Power Glove - Power Core (from Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon (Original Game Soundtrack)) [03:15:31]
49 Skit - Juneau (from Yusoul Vol. 2) [03:17:35]
50 The Midnight - The Equaliser (Not Alone) (from Endless Summer) [03:20:54]
51 Sidewalks and Skeletons - The Void (from The Void) [03:24:41]
52 Von Kaiser - Landline (from Landline) [03:28:29]
53 Øfdream - Fallen Angel (from Øfdream: Anthology, Pt. 1) [03:33:19]
54 Signal Void - Find You (feat. King Protea) (from Find You) [03:37:10]
55 CASHFORGOLD, Tim Schaufert - Wherever You Go (from Glass Houses) [03:41:03]
56 The Midnight - Light Years (feat. Nikki Flores) (from Nocturnal) [03:44:27]
57 foxwedding - Here, at the End of All Things (from Here, at the End of All Things) [03:49:44]

Monday May 18, 2020
Monday May 18, 2020
Awwww yeeeah, muthafuckin' Monday Morning Aural Sex up in this bitch in full muthafuckin' efizzect mah muthafuckin' pizzerverts... or something. I hear the kids today speaking like that and I'm just trying to stay young at heart, dag nabbit! Damn kids with your jazz music and new fangled glowing idiot boxes! Honestly though, I have no fucking idea what's cool except what's cool to me.
Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know your opinion was supposed to matter to me! I'm so sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you? ...huh? Well.. um... wow, I've never seen one that looked like that before. I suppose I could put my mouth on it... Wow, that tastes pretty good, but you and your opinion can still fuck off and die. K? Thanks! Love ya! :-)
You wanna know what's cool? Ice, bitch. Ice is fuckin' cool, because it's frozen water, and how you gonna get cooler than ice? Hmm? How? What, you gonna go all "absolute zero" on me? Well, guess what, ho, it's still fuckin' ice whether it's frozen air or water... so there. :-P Don't forget to check out the links to the various music videos below! Some of them are fucking pr-I-C-E-less! The deepest depth of my most utterly profound gratitude goes to the testicle-oblitering, insatiably perverted genitalia dictatrix Cat Ravyn for co-hosting this week's podcast with me!
01 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST)
02 Leftfield - Open Up (from Leftism)
03 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad)
04 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third)
05 Film Dialogue - r2 (from OST)
06 Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball (from OST)
07 Howard Stern - Pig Virus (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
08 Rob Zombie - The Great American Nightmare (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
09 Howard Stern - Oh Howard (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
10 Bill (aka Snake Charmer) - Bill At His Most Masochistic (Dialogue) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
11 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
12 Pigface - Nutopia (from The Best Of Pigface: Preaching to the Perverted)
13 Alien Sex Fiend - My Brain Is In The Cupboard Above The Kitchen (from Here Cum Germs)
14 The Stooges - The Weirdness (from The Weirdness)
15 Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (from Classic Queen)
16 My Ruin - Beauty Fiend (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish)
17 The Birthday Massacre - Kill The Lights (from Walking With Strangers)
18 Panzer AG - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield)
19 Tool - Bottom (from Undertow)
20 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine)
21 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip)
22 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002)
23 That Handsome Devil - Dating Tips (from That Handsome Devil)
24 The Bastard Fairies - A Case Against Love (from Memento Mori)
25 D12 - Bizarre (Skit) (from Devil's Night)
26 D12 - Nasty Mind (from Devil's Night)
27 Twiztid - Spin The Bottle (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Mostasteless)
28 Chopin, Frédéric - Concerto for Piano & Orchestra No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1))
29 Tool - Schism (Lustmord Remix) (from Schism DVD Single)
30 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May)
31 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (Bonus Track) (from One Man Revolution)
32 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
33 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker))
34 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)
35 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante)
36 Vanilla Ice - Havin' A Roni (from To The Extreme)

Monday May 04, 2020
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2020-05-04 (Glitch in the Matrix Edition)
Monday May 04, 2020
Monday May 04, 2020
Perrrrrverts! Welcome… to the desert… of the real. Also, welcome to the Glitch in the Matrix Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! What could that possibly mean for the future of our delicate fuckin’ ear sphincters? Well, probably similar to what you imagine it means. Basically, stuff from the Matrix soundtracks along with stuff that’s similar to it. On a side note, it’s been way too fuckin’ long since I loved any soundtrack like I love ones from iconic 90s movies. There was one guy named Graeme Revell whose name kept popping up on all sorts of awesome soundtracks, and I have a feeling he retired from the industry since I haven’t heard any soundtrack over the past decade or two that had his level of quality.
Any-fuckin’-way, yeah, there’s a bunch of older stuff on this one. To be frank, I didn’t need to do much research for this edition. This is an edition I could’ve made ages ago. There are a number of new tracks, as usual. There are also older tracks that have never made appearances on this podcast, but they’re ones that hold great nostalgic appeal for me. Couple things I wanna mention before we execute:
1. You’ll likely notice lots of apocalyptic, robotic and computer-related track titles… Those aren’t there by accident. I try to compile all of these podcasts in a magnetic poetry sort of fashion, too. The sequences usually have some sort of design behind them. Doesn’t always work, just like magnetic poetry. Sometimes you have random stuff left over, but I include that stuff anyway ‘cause it’s all fucktacular and relevant to the edition even if not in any particular sequence.
2. For this edition, since the Matrix was/is near and dear to many of us, I decided to include the more well-known tracks from the soundtracks. If I was the only one listening to this, I might not have done so, but I want you to yojne this too, and you’re not very likely to branch out if you don’t have a fuckin’ tree or two as a point (or points) of reference. So, you’re welcome.
3. Anyone who hasn’t seen the Animatrix… run (do not walk) and watch it. It’s an anthology done by 9 different animation artists, and some of it expands upon the original story of the Matrix. The kid who approaches Neo when they first get back to Zion in Reloaded? They have a whole origin story for him, which gives his character much greater depth. People who hadn’t watched Animatrix and/or played Enter the Matrix in the interim between the original Matrix movie and Reloaded were probably left a little colder by that movie and the subsequent Revolutions movie. Anyway, yeah, The Animatrix soundtrack is another one that blew me away to the point that I looked further into just about every artist on it. Excellent work all around, and you should check it out if you have any inkling of what’s good for you.
4. Anyone familiar with Harmonix (the company that made the first two Guitar Hero games and then Rock Band) might recognize the tracks from the Amplitude soundtrack. Amplitude was a truly unique music game, much like their previous game FreQuency. The only game out right now that’s similar to those is Rock Band Blitz that came out on Xbox Live Arcade like 5 or 6 years ago. I imagine it was probably released on Wii or Wii U and PS3 as well, but I’m not sure. The games are difficult to describe, but basically you travel from track to track hitting notes and unlocking the various elements of songs for a little while until you have to go back and do it again. They were/are a hell of a lot of fun if you’re into music games like I am.
All that saying done did and said, let us now launch yojne(dot)exe…
01 Lunatic Calm - Leave You Far Behind (from The Matrix OST) [00:02:59]
02 1788-L, totto - F U L L / B U R S T (from S E N T I E N C E) [00:06:10]
03 Freeland - We Want Your Soul (from Now & Them) [00:10:03]
04 Excision - Exterminate (from Apex) [00:15:10]
05 KATFYR - Binary (from UKF Dubstep 2013) [00:18:35]
06 Mushroomhead - Qwerty (from The Righteous & The Butterfly) [00:23:11]
07 Wilkinson - Machina (from Machina) [00:26:35]
08 Blanke - VOICE IN THE MACHINE (from ALT.COLOUR // VOICE IN THE MACHINE) [00:30:33]
09 Symbion Project - Synthesized (from Amplitude Original Game Audio) [00:34:12]
10 Envotion - Robots (from Robots) [00:36:56]
11 F-777 - Airborne Robots (from Ludicrous Speed) [00:42:07]
12 Komputer Kontroller - Robot Rockerz (from Amplitude Original Game Audio) [00:46:34]
13 L.E.D. vs kors k - SOLID STATE SQUAD (from Denjin K (Disc 1)) [00:49:03]
14 Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb (from The Matrix Reloaded (Disc 1)) [00:53:40]
15 Subtronics - Blow Stuff Up (from Scream Saver) [00:58:38]
16 Knife Party - Destroy Them With Fucken Lazers (OMG & ShockWave Bootleg Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/theofficialomg) [01:01:34]
17 Tech Itch and Don Davis - The Real (from The Animatrix OST) [01:05:15]
18 Juno Reactor - Masters Of The Universe (from Shango) [01:13:13]
19 Alex Metric & Charli XCX - End of the World (Xilent Remix) (from End of the World) [01:19:15]
20 L.E.D. - ACID IMMORTAL (from Denjin K (Disc 1)) [01:24:44]
21 PYLOT - A Race Against Time (from A Race Against Time) [01:28:35]
22 Excision & Dion Timmer - Out Of Time ft. Splitbreed (Terravita Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [01:32:39]
23 Gunship - Fly for Your Life (from GUNSHIP) [01:38:13]
24 Voicians - Wasteland (from Wasteland (Deluxe Edition)) [01:42:38]
25 Ekali, 1788-L - R U I N (from R U I N) [01:46:39]
26 Blanke - Control (from Control) [01:50:26]
27 Opium Of The Masses vs Toast3d - Infinity In Totality (from The Lost Planet) [01:53:57]
28 CHVRN - Control (from Fall) [02:02:48]
29 Extra Terra - Neural Link (Retrology Remix) (from Neural Link (Retrology Remix)) [02:07:00]
30 Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation) (from The Matrix OST) [02:10:46]
31 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST) [02:18:10]
32 Clint Mansell - πr² (from π Music For The Motion Picture) [02:24:05]
33 Clint Mansell - 2πr (from π Music For The Motion Picture) [02:25:34]
34 Mac Quayle - 1.0_8-whatsyourask.m4p (from Mr. Robot, Vol. 1 (Original Television Series Soundtrack)) [02:28:39]
35 Del Tha Funkee Homosapien - Virus (from Deltron 3030) [02:30:06]
36 Layo And Bushwacka! - Blind Tiger (from The Animatrix OST) [02:34:28]
37 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from The Matrix OST) [02:40:42]
38 Juno Reactor & Don Davis - Mona Lisa Overdrive (from The Matrix Reloaded (Disc 2)) [02:46:42]
39 Ark Patrol - Sinner (from Chillstep & Wave (LVL2)) [02:56:46]
40 Dieselboy - Sub-Culture (Dieselboy & Kaos Rock Remix) (from Amplitude Original Game Audio) [03:00:21]
41 Ryu☆ - Plan 8 (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST) [03:04:30]
42 Roni Size / Reprazent - Railing Pt. 2 (from In The Mode) [03:06:30]
43 Waveshaper - 66 MHz (from 66 MHz) [03:09:44]
44 Astral Planes - Only (from Only) [03:13:35]
45 Roni Size & Cypress Hill - Child Of The Wild West (from Blade II OST) [03:17:40]
46 Tut Tut Child - Power Fracture (from Power Fracture) [03:21:50]
47 TYNAN - Mal De Mar (from Corruption EP) [03:25:14]
48 BITWVLF - Black Peach (Sidewalks and Skeletons Remix) (from River) [03:28:15]
49 Soul Coughing & Roni Size - A Plane Scraped Its Belly On A Sooty Yellow Moon (from Spawn OST) [03:30:51]
50 Team Sleep - The Passportal (from The Matrix Reloaded (Disc 1)) [03:36:10]
51 Dubvirus - Razorgirl (from DEF CON 24: The Official Soundtrack) [03:39:05]
52 Underworld - Cowgirl (from Hackers OST) [03:43:44]
53 Tasha Baxter - Alpha Zero (from Alpha Zero) [03:52:34]
54 FKA Twigs - Two Weeks (from LP1) [03:55:25]
55 Fluke - Another Kind Of Blues (Dream Edit) (from Puppy) [03:59:26]
56 Home - Nights (I Wish I Could Be There) (from Odyssey) [04:04:04]
57 Dabin - Hold (feat. Daniela Andrade) (Hyper Potions Remix) (from Hold Remixes) [04:07:04]
58 Maxence Cyrin - Where Is My Mind (from Novö Piano) [04:11:30]
59 Juno Reactor & Don Davis - Navras (from The Matrix Revolutions OST) [04:14:07]

Monday May 07, 2012
Monday May 07, 2012
Awwww yeeeah, muthafuckin' Monday Morning Aural Sex up in this bitch in full muthafuckin' efizzect mah muthafuckin' pizzerverts... or something. I hear the kids today speaking like that and I'm just trying to stay young at heart, dag nabbit! Damn kids with your jazz music and new fangled glowing idiot boxes! Honestly though, I have no fucking idea what's cool except what's cool to me.
Hmm? Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't know your opinion was supposed to matter to me! I'm so sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you? ...huh? Well.. um... wow, I've never seen one that looked like that before. I suppose I could put my mouth on it... Wow, that tastes pretty good, but you and your opinion can still fuck off and die. K? Thanks! Love ya! :-)
You wanna know what's cool? Ice, bitch. Ice is fuckin' cool, because it's frozen water, and how you gonna get cooler than ice? Hmm? How? What, you gonna go all "absolute zero" on me? Well, guess what, ho, it's still fuckin' ice whether it's frozen air or water... so there. :-P Don't forget to check out the links to the various music videos below! Some of them are fucking pr-I-C-E-less! The deepest depth of my most utterly profound gratitude goes to the testicle-oblitering, insatiably perverted genitalia dictatrix Cat Ravyn for co-hosting this week's podcast with me!
01 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST)
02 Leftfield - Open Up (from Leftism)
03 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad)
04 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third)
05 Film Dialogue - r2 (from OST)
06 Aphex Twin - Bucephalus Bouncing Ball (from OST)
07 Howard Stern - Pig Virus (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
08 Rob Zombie - The Great American Nightmare (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
09 Howard Stern - Oh Howard (from Howard Stern's Private Parts OST)
10 Bill (aka Snake Charmer) - Bill At His Most Masochistic (Dialogue) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
11 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) (from Kill Bill Vol. 1)
12 Pigface - Nutopia (from The Best Of Pigface: Preaching to the Perverted)
13 Alien Sex Fiend - My Brain Is In The Cupboard Above The Kitchen (from Here Cum Germs)
14 The Stooges - The Weirdness (from The Weirdness)
15 Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (from Classic Queen)
16 My Ruin - Beauty Fiend (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish)
17 The Birthday Massacre - Kill The Lights (from Walking With Strangers)
18 Panzer AG - Battlefield (from This Is My Battlefield)
19 Tool - Bottom (from Undertow)
20 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine)
21 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip)
22 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002)
23 That Handsome Devil - Dating Tips (from That Handsome Devil)
24 The Bastard Fairies - A Case Against Love (from Memento Mori)
25 D12 - Bizarre (Skit) (from Devil's Night)
26 D12 - Nasty Mind (from Devil's Night)
27 Twiztid - Spin The Bottle (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Mostasteless)
28 Chopin, Frédéric - Concerto for Piano & Orchestra No. 2 in F minor, Op. 21 (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1))
29 Tool - Schism (Lustmord Remix) (from Schism DVD Single)
30 Stone Sour - The Frozen (from Come What(ever) May)
31 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (Bonus Track) (from One Man Revolution)
32 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
33 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker))
34 One-Way Mirror - Fuck You (Lily Allen cover) (from Rest In Peace - Covers Vol. 5)
35 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante)
36 Vanilla Ice - Havin' A Roni (from To The Extreme)

Monday Apr 16, 2012
Monday Apr 16, 2012
HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC PERVERTS OUT THERE! I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP! IF YOU'RE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, JUST TYPE REALLY HARD OR REPEATEDLY SLAP YOUR MANAGER WITH YOUR KEYBOARD OR SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST THREE SONGS, BECAUSE IF YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK, YOU KNOW THAT LIFE IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER WITH MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and lots of peanut butter. THIS IS THE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDITION OF MONDAY MORNING AURAL SEX BECAUSE TONIGHT I'M GOING TO SEE ATARI TEENAGE FUCKING RIOT IN LA, FINALLY! AFTER 15 FUCKING YEARS! JESUS CUNT-LAPPING CHRIST AM I PSYCHED FOR THIS FUCKING SHOW! CAN YOU TELL?! HMM?!!!??!! CAN YOU???!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy. :) AND REMEMBER TO CHECK THE TEXT BELOW FOR LINKS TO SOME AWESOME MUSIC VIDEOS FOR SOME OF THE SONGS!!!!! AND THANK YOU ONCE A-FUCKING-GAIN TO THE SPECTACULAR CAT RAVYN FOR GUEST-HOSTING THIS PODCAST!!! NOW, SERIOUSLY, enjoy. :)
01 Atari Teenage Riot - Start The Riot (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!)
02 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out)
03 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipe Out)
04 Otto Von Schirach - Fried Eggs In My Ear (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
05 Otto Von Schirach - Laptops & Martinis (from Chopped Zombie Fungus)
06 Otto Von Schirach - Pussy Pump (from Oozing Bass Spasms)
07 Psyclon Nine - Divine Infekt (from Divine Infekt)
08 Kittie - Da Shit Ya Can't Fuc Wit (Da Brat cover) (from Brackish (Limited Edition))
09 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers e Keith Aazami) (from Enter The Chicken)
10 Killing Joke - The Beautiful Dead (from Extremities, Dirt And Various Repressed Emotions)
11 Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid MF (from You'll Rebel To Anything)
12 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs)
13 Tiger Lillies - The Hamster Song (from... Cat's too drunk to care :-P)
14 Metallica - Dyers Eve (from ...And Justice For All)
15 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown To Extinction (Remastered))
16 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son)
17 Oderus Urungus vs. Dave Mustaine (from YouTube)
18 GWAR - Sick Of You (from Scumdogs of the Universe)
19 Esham - Migraine Headache (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Acid Rain)
20 KMFDM - Juke-Joint Jezebel (Giorgio Moroder Metropolis Mix) (from Mortal Kombat OST)
21 Dienamic - Totally Fucked (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4_ Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc))
22 .?. - 022 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification)
23 Chris Rock - Marriage (from Never Scared)
24 Family Guy (Stewie & Eliza) - The Life of the Wife (Is Ended by the Knife)
25 Twiztid - Murder, Murder, Murder (from Mostasteless (original))
26 Otep - Not To Touch The Earth (The Doors cover) (from Atavist)
27 Chris Rock - Thug Radio I.D. 1 (from Never Scared)
28 Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (from Office Space Soundtrack)
29 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death)
30 Craig Armstrong - Wake Up In New York (Featuring Evan Dando) (from As If To Nothing)
31 Atomica - One Day In New York City (from Metropolitan)
32 Raimi Matthews - Chapter 2: Cryptic (from Broken Saints Podcasts)
33 Nobuo Uematsu - Terra (from FFVI Piano Collection)
34 Insane Clown Posse - Jacob's Word (from Jacob's Word single)
35 Dir en Grey - Obscure (from Vulgar)
36 Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here (from Freak Out!)
37 Rollins Band - Shine (from Weight)

Monday Apr 09, 2012
Monday Apr 09, 2012
Greetings to you, my fellow high-minded music enthusiasts. Welcome to another enthralling installment of Monday Morning Aural Intercourse. I do sincerely hope you enjoy the songs we'll be playing today. By we, I mean myself and the mouse in my pocket, Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom. I certainly hope there aren't any Cats around, 'cause Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom will run away squeaking!
Anyway, let me just go ahead and crank up the old phonograph here and we'll get started... Be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos of the listed songs! (Many thanks to the vivacious libertine and insatiable music pervert Cat Ravyn for guest hosting this podcast with me!