Monday Morning Aural Sex
May 2015
Episodes
Monday May 18, 2015
Monday May 18, 2015
My dearest perverts, I had hoped to continue to bring you these most osmiumic of podcasts, but even I underestimated the sheer epic power of all this osmium. The osmium’s power has now gained control over every asshole on Earth, and with this edition, there will be a cataclysmic, simultaneous, explosive colonic expulsion that I believe will tear the world asunder. Prepare your assholes, perverts and pervettes, and of course…
fucking YOJNEEEEEE!!!
01 The Berzerker - Reality (from The Berzerker) [00:00:28]
02 Trivium - The End Of Everything (from Ascendancy) [00:01:46]
03 The Locust - Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet (from Plague Soundscapes) [00:03:07]
04 Type O Negative - Kill All The White People (from Bloody Kisses) [00:03:51]
05 The Dillinger Escape Plan - 82588 (from Ire Works) [00:07:14]
06 Vampire Mooose - Spiderman vs. Venom (from Vampire Mooose) [00:09:08]
07 The Blood Brothers - Set Fire To The Face On Fire (from Young Machetes) [00:12:38]
08 The Acacia Strain - See You Next Tuesday (from The Dead Walk) [00:14:56]
09 Walls Of Jericho - A Trigger Full Of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [00:18:11]
10 Woe, Is Me - American Dream (feat. Danny Leal of Upon A Burning Body) (from American Dream EP) [00:22:00]
11 The Human Abstract - Complex Terms (from Digital Veil) [00:25:47]
12 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother Fucker (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [00:30:54]
13 Wait Until Dark - Tombe De Le Incannu (from Wait Until Dark) [00:34:16]
14 TesseracT - Deception: Concealing Fate Part Two (from Concealing Fate EP) [00:38:23]
15 The Gerogerigegege - Genitals (from Yellow Trash Bazooka 7” EP) [00:43:45]
16 The Locust - Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever) (from The Locust) [00:43:51]
17 Twelve Gauge Valentine - This May Be Our Last Picture Show (from Exclamationaire) [00:44:38]
18 Woe, Is Me - F.Y.I. (from Genesi[s]) [00:46:49]
19 Unearth - March Of The Mutes (from III - In The Eyes Of Fire) [00:49:06]
20 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Past, Present & Future) [00:53:06]
21 This Incredible Machine - Atlas (from Monolith) [00:57:20]
22 Terminally Your Aborted Ghost - Fractionally Digested Vowel Structure (from Slowly Peeling The Flesh From The Inside Of A Folded Hand) [01:02:33]
23 The Devil Wears Prada - HTML Rulez D00d (from Plagues (Reissue)) [01:03:08]
24 Unexpect - In Velvet Coffins We Slept (from We, Invaders) [01:07:04]
25 Vesania - Infinity Horizon (from Distractive Killusions) [01:15:17]
26 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - God Ain’t Got NO Use For A 180 lbs. Bag Of Sugar (from The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza) [01:20:02]
27 Type O Negative - I Don’t Wanna Be Me (from Life Is KIlling Me) [01:22:25]
28 TesseracT - Perfection: Concealing Fate Part Four (from Concealing Fate EP) [01:27:34]
29 The Berzerker - Death Reveals (from Dissimulate) [01:30:12]
30 The Devil Wears Prada - Big Wiggly Style (from With Roots Above And Branches Below) [01:32:07]
31 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [01:36:12]
32 The Agonist - Panophobia (from Prisoners) [01:40:29]
33 Trivium - A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation (from Ascendancy) [01:44:19]
34 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Crunchy Black Did Me In At Midnight Madness (from Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo) [01:50:13]
35 Ventana - The Sad History Of The World (from American Survival Guide Vol. 1) [01:52:17]
36 The Fall Of Troy - Dirty Pillow Talk (feat. Protest The Hero & Schoolyard Heroes) (from In The Unlikely Event) [01:56:44]
37 The GazettE - SxDxR (from Disorder) [02:01:02]
38 The Bunny The Bear - Sympathy For The Queen Of Lies (from If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say) [02:04:17]
39 The Bled - I Don’t Keep With Liars Anymore (from Found In The Flood) [02:08:42]
40 Woe, Is Me - I (from Number[s] (Deluxe Reissue)) [02:18:40]
41 Tool - Ænema (from Ænima) [02:21:42]
42 Within Temptation - What Have You Done [Extended] (from The Heart Of Everything) [02:28:18]
43 The Devil Wears Prada - And The Sentence Trails Off… (from Patterns Of The Horizon) [02:33:27]
44 The Haunted - Godpuppet (from One Kill Wonder) [02:37:34]
45 The Champagne Charade - Passing Notes In Class (from The Champagne Charade) [02:39:32]
46 The Locust - Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? (from Plague Soundscapes) [02:43:22]
47 Thumbscrew - The Stuff Movies Are Made Of (from All Is Quiet) [02:44:26]
48 With Dead Hands Rising - Capture The Plague (from Behind Inquisition) [02:48:49]
49 Undying - (Arrangement For Invisible Voices) (from At History’s End) [02:52:19]
50 Undying - For The Dying (from At History’s End) [02:53:39]
Monday May 11, 2015
Monday May 11, 2015
Mwahahaha… You thought death would bring you some relief. You had no idea the sadistically regenerative powers of osmium. Well, now you fucking know, and you’re going to be shitting osmium relentlessly as you shamble through the streets like the mindless fucking zombie that you are.
01 Rob Zombie - Sawdust In The Blood (from Educated Horses) [00:00:21]
02 Rob Zombie - Dragula (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [00:01:43]
03 Rollins Band - Burned Beyond Recognition (from Life Time) [00:05:25]
04 Slipknot - (sic) (from Slipknot) [00:08:20]
05 Slayer - Raining Blood (from Reign In Blood) [00:11:40]
06 Static-X - Get To The Gone (from Machine) [00:15:59]
07 System Of A Down - Prison Song (from Toxicity) [00:18:47]
08 Suicide Silence - Slaves To Substance (from The Black Crown) [00:22:08]
09 Shadows Fall - The Light That Blinds (from The War Within) [00:25:34]
10 Stone Sour - Orchids (from Stone Sour) [00:30:26]
11 Soilwork - Sadistic Lullabye (from Steel Bath Suicide) [00:34:46]
12 Rob Zombie - Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [00:37:39]
13 Slipknot - AOV (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [00:40:54]
14 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - The Donkey-Headed Adversary Of Humanity Opens The Discussion (from Of Natural History) [00:46:25]
15 System Of A Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song (from Mezmerize) [00:52:24]
16 Slayer - Dead Skin Mask (from Seasons In The Abyss) [00:54:31]
17 Sevendust - Bitch (from Sevendust) [00:59:44]
18 Slipknot - This Cold Black (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:03:24]
19 Stolen Babies - Spill! (from There Be Squabbles Ahead) [01:07:57]
20 Septic Flesh - Anubis (from Communion) [01:11:18]
21 System Of A Down - Shimmy (from Toxicity) [01:15:33]
22 Scars On Broadway - Stoner-Hate (from Scars On Broadway) [01:17:23]
23 Static-X - This Is Not (from Machine) [01:19:22]
24 Six Feet Under - Somewhere In The Darkness (from 13) [01:22:18]
25 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa) [01:26:09]
26 Satanist - Sadomasochrist (from Sadomasochrist) [01:29:44]
27 System Of A Down - Tentative (from Hypnotize) [01:34:29]
28 Soilwork - Grand Failure Anthem (from A Predator’s Portrait) [01:38:05]
29 Strapping Young Lad - Shitstorm (from Alien) [01:43:23]
30 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked And Loaded) [01:47:46]
31 Salt The Wound - Elle Ess Dee (from Kill The Crown) [01:51:45]
32 Spineshank - Smothered (from Self-Destructive Pattern) [01:54:43]
33 Slipknot - Scream (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [01:57:49]
34 Screaming Mechanical Brain - Violence Is Your Drug (from In Defiance Of Science) [02:02:15]
35 Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized (from Prime Cuts) [02:07:23]
36 Reflux - Above The Pyramid And The Eye (from The Illusion Of Democracy) [02:10:49]
37 Snot - Snooze Button (from Get Some) [02:15:02]
38 Slaves On Dope - Thanks For Nothing (from Inches From The Mainline) [02:19:16]
39 System Of A Down - P.L.U.C.K. (from System Of A Down) [02:23:10]
40 Slayer - New Faith (from God Hates Us All) [02:26:40]
41 Soulfly - Tribe (from Soulfly) [02:29:43]
42 System Of A Down - Soil (from System Of A Down) [02:35:40]
43 Superjoint Ritual - Fuck Your Enemy (from Use Once & Destroy) [02:39:04]
44 Skrape - Rake (from New Killer America) [02:40:44]
45 Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (from The Cleansing) [02:44:00]
46 Slipknot - Frail Limb Nursery (from Slipknot (original release)) [02:46:33]
47 Slipknot - The Negative One (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [02:46:51]
48 Slayer - Americon (from World Painted Blood) [02:52:13]
49 Serj Tankian - Uneducated Democracy (from Harakiri) [02:55:32]
50 Spineshank - Transparent (from The Height Of Callousness) [02:59:26]
51 System Of A Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!) [03:03:14]
52 Scum Of The Earth - Beneath The Living (from Blah… Blah… Blah… Love Songs For The New Millennium) [03:06:22]
53 Slayer - Addict (from God Hates Us All (Deluxe)) [03:08:30]
54 Rob Zombie - Demon Speeding (from The Sinister Urge) [03:12:11]
55 Rollins Band - Gun In Mouth Blues (from Do It) [03:15:37]
Monday May 04, 2015
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-05-04 (Osmium Out The Ass Edition Vol. 4: Dead.)
Monday May 04, 2015
Monday May 04, 2015
*poke* Hmm… I guess your weak ass just couldn’t handle this relentless onslaught of osmium. You were a pathetic waste of skin anyway. Nobody will miss you. I’m very grateful I had the chance to torture you and watch you die slowly. Cleansing the world of monotonous, imbecilic insignificance like your life gives me great joy. Now, drown in the great black nothing, you fucking insect. :)
01 Napalm Death - Twist The Knife (Slowly) (from Fear Emptiness Despair) [00:00:18]
02 Poison The Well - Grain Of Salt (What’s The Use Of Having A Heart) (from Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder) [00:03:05]
03 Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat (from Fortress) [00:06:28]
04 PT Grimm - Seance (from The Exile) [00:10:23]
05 Puya - Oasis (from Fundamental) [00:13:28]
06 Primer 55 - Profanity (And A Lot Of It) (from Introduction To Mayhem) [00:17:11]
07 Pig Destroyer - Cheerleader Corpses (from Prowler In The Yard) [00:17:27]
08 Nightwish - Gethsemane (from Oceanborn) [00:18:03]
09 Pantera - War Nerve (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [00:23:20]
10 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (Bruce Springsteen cover) (from Renegades) [00:28:12]
11 -OZ- - Protect:Code (from Viridian) [00:33:48]
12 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musik’s Sake (Disc 1)) [00:37:51]
13 Rammstein - Sonne (from Mutter) [00:37:52]
14 PT Grimm - Emily (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:42:22]
15 PT Grimm - Fuck Everything (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:43:43]
16 Number 12 Looks Like You - If These Bullets Could Talk (from Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses) [00:44:25]
17 Otep - Head (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:48:29]
18 Polkadot Cadaver - Bring Me The Head Of Andy Warhol (from Purgatory Dance Party) [00:53:36]
19 Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley (from Blizzard Of Ozz) [00:56:59]
20 Powerglove - Red Wings Over Baron (from Metal Combat For The Mortal Man) [01:01:45]
21 Necrophagia - Children Of The Vortex (from Holocausto de la Morte) [01:09:30]
22 PT Grimm - Entropy’s Sideshow (from Entropy’s Sideshow) [01:13:07]
23 Rammstein - Weisses Fleisch (from Herzeleid) [01:16:21]
24 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [01:19:54]
25 Pantera - Primal Concrete Sledge (from Cowboys From Hell) [01:23:06]
26 One Dead Three Wounded - Ghosts (from Paint The Town) [01:25:18]
27 Red Death - Frames Of Reference (from External Frames Of Reference) [01:28:23]
28 Napalm Death - Pay For The Privilege Of Breathing (from The Code Is Red… Long Live The Code) [01:31:56]
29 Origin - Inhuman (from Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas) [01:33:42]
30 Pantera - Hard Lines, Sunken Cheeks (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:36:19]
31 Otep - Hooks And Splinters (from House Of Secrets) [01:43:11]
32 Norma Jean - Disconnecktie (from O God, The Aftermath) [01:46:39]
33 Psyke Project - In The Mist (from Daikini) [01:56:42]
34 Nile - Iskander D’hul Karnon (from Those Whom The Gods Detest) [01:59:42]
35 Pantera - Rise (from Vulgar Display Of Power) [02:06:05]
36 Pig Destroyer - Seven And Thirteen (from 38 Counts Of Battery) [02:10:40]
37 Rage Against The Machine - Roll Right (from Evil Empire) [02:11:00]
38 Protest The Hero - She Who Mars The Skin Of Gods (from Kezia) [02:15:19]
39 Ozzy Osbourne - Shot In The Dark (from The Ozzman Cometh) [02:19:09]
40 Rammstein - Rammstein (from Herzeleid) [02:23:15]
41 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [02:27:39]
42 Otep - Menocide (from Sevas Tra) [02:31:16]
43 PT Grimm - Animorph Bastard (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [02:36:01]
44 Pig Destroyer - Junkyard God (from Prowler In The Yard) [02:38:54]
45 Otep - Feral Game (from Hydra) [02:40:52]
46 Nightwish - Meadows Of Heaven (from Dark Passion Play) [02:46:06]
47 Opeth - The Drapery Falls (from Blackwater Park) [02:53:12]