Monday Morning Aural Sex
May 2013
Episodes
Monday May 27, 2013
Monday May 27, 2013
2 Leeeeesbians and 1111111 Paul! Welcome, perverts! There will be no chocolate peanut butter poo in a cup today. Only lesbians and meeeee! …and monkey karkalush. Do you like monkey karkalush?! We doooo!
01 Ove-Naxx - U Like Monkey Karkalush (from MIDI_sai Hit Parade) [00:00:13]
02 Pantera - A New Level (from Vulgar Display Of Power) [00:04:50]
03 The Dillinger Escape Plan vs. Nic Endo - 43% Burnt (Remix) (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:08:47]
04 Paloma Faith - Technicolour (from Samsung Corby Commercial) [00:13:12]
05 Awolnation - Not Your Fault (from Megalithic Symphony) [00:16:10]
06 Macklemore - And We Danced (from The Unplanned Mixtape) [00:20:08]
07 P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss) (from The Truth About Love) [00:24:09]
08 Sara Bareilles - Bright Lights and Cityscapes (from Once Upon Another Time EP) [00:28:24]
09 Glen Hansard - Say It To Me (from Once OST) [00:34:05]
10 Wax Audio - Sad But Superstitious (Metallica & Stevie Wonder mashup) (from Mashopolos II - The Mashening) [00:37:24]
11 The Walking Dead - Heaven Is A Lie (from Season 2, Episode 11) [00:42:18]
12 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [00:42:30]
13 Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky (from Ten$ion) [00:46:26]
14 Gotye - Hearts A Mess (from Like Drawing Blood) [00:51:04]
15 Awolnation - Sail (from Megalithic Symphony) [00:57:05]
16 P!nk - Is This Thing On? (from The Truth About Love) [01:01:19]
17 Paloma Faith - Play On (from Do You Want The Truth Or Something Beautiful?) [01:05:38]
18 Daniel Breaker - Who I'd Be (from Shrek: The Musical Original Cast Recording) [01:09:36]
19 Defrag - The Stones (from Lament Element) [01:14:20]
20 Defragmentation - Let Go (from Self-Construct) [01:17:36]
21 Daft Punk - Fall [M83 vs. Big Black Delta Remix] (from TRON: Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [01:20:20]
22 Radiohead - Myxomatosis (from Hail To The Thief) [01:24:30]
23 Florence And The Machine - Bedroom Hymns (from Ceremonials) [01:28:13]
24 Kimbra - Settle Down (from Vows) [01:31:10]
25 Iron & Wine - Naked As We Came (from Our Endless Numbered Days) [01:35:09]
26 The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name (from We Started Nothing) [01:37:28]
27 Amanda Blank - Something Bigger, Something Better (from I Love You) [01:42:31]
28 Walls Of Jericho - A Trigger Full Of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [01:46:43]
29 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [01:50:27]
30 Bomb 20 - Don't You Know (from Field Manual) [01:54:22]
31 Radiohead - I Am A Wicked Child (from Hail To The Thief) [01:58:44]
32 Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home (from From Below) [02:01:45]
33 Macklemore - Same Love (feat. Mary Lambert) (from The Heist) [02:06:45]
34 John Legend - Sun Comes Up (from Grey's Anatomy OST Vol. 3) [02:12:00]
35 Kate Havnevik - Grace (from Grey's Anatomy OST Vol. 2) [02:15:45]
36 Ida Maria - Keep Me Warm (from Fortress Around My Heart) [02:19:21]
37 kidneythieves - Freeky People (from Trypt0fanatic) [02:23:33]
38 BLÆRG - Pederasty In The Pulpit (from Incessant Subversive Decibels) [02:27:13]
39 Stan Getz - Serenade In Blue (from Film Noir (Disc 2)) [02:28:30]
40 Gemini - Feel Stronger (from Dubstep Onslaught) [02:32:19]
41 Frank Sinatra - That's Life (from Kazaa - Frank Sinatra) [02:38:19]
42 Leftover Crack - Operation: Move (from Against Police Injustice: A Benefit Compilation) [02:41:23]
43 Venetian Snares - Find Candace (from Find Candace) [02:45:36]
44 DJ Tard and Big Uncle D - Stallis 3 (from Splash In Your Face) [02:52:59]
Monday May 20, 2013
Monday May 20, 2013
Perrrrverts! It is my great privilege to welcome you to the first in what will be a fucking outstanding series of Monday Morning Aural Sexes, the All-Star Series. Kicking this whole thing off with an incomparably magnificent and gloriously bizarre bang will be the Mike Patton Edition. We're in for quite a strange experience this morning, perverts and pervettes. Part of me hopes you already know how awesome Patton is and are eagerly anticipating the upcoming Sex, and the other part of me hopes you don't already know and are in for one megafuckton of a beautiful surprise. Either way, I'm confident that you all will yojne the fuck out of this one. So, without any further ado, let the yojne-ing commence!
01 Maldoror - Butterfly Kiss (from She) [00:00:49]
02 Mike Patton - Red Mouth, Black Orgasm (from Adult Themes for Voice) [00:01:19]
03 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Hollywood Squares (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [00:01:41]
04 Mike Patton - Porno Holocaust (from Adult Themes For Voice) [00:05:48]
05 Fantômas - 4-1-05 (from Suspended Animation) [00:06:47]
06 Fantômas - Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [00:07:21]
07 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante) [00:08:01]
08 Faith No More - Falling To Pieces (from The Real Thing) [00:13:57]
09 Fantômas - The Godfather (from The Director's Cut) [00:18:48]
10 Hemophiliac - ’·ˇ,'"῎‚ι«ʹ⌝ˇໍ»°" (from 50⁶) [00:21:31]
11 Mike Patton - A Perfect Place (from A Perfect Place OST) [00:26:08]
12 Mike Patton & Marc Streitenfeld & Serj Tankian - Bird's Eye (from Bird's Eye Single) [00:29:27]
13 Fantômas - Rosemary's Baby (from The Director's Cut) [00:33:29]
14 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Pig Latin (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [00:36:44]
15 Lovage - Book Of The Month (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [00:40:14]
16 Mike Patton - A Smile, A Slap In The Face, A Fart, A Kiss On The Mouth (from Adult Themes For Voice) [00:44:38]
17 Tomahawk - Mescal Rite I (from Anonymous) [00:45:05]
18 Fantômas - Book 1: Page 9 [11 Frames] (from Fantômas) [00:47:52]
19 PainKiller - Prophethood Of Chaos (from 50¹²) [00:48:39]
20 Björk - Where Is The Line? (feat. Mike Patton & Rahzel) (from Medúlla) [00:54:25]
21 General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners - Convulsive Antidote For Nerve Agent Autoinjector (CANAA) (from General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners) [00:59:03]
22 Mr. Bungle - Chemical Marriage (from Disco Volante) [00:59:42]
23 Fantômas - 4-4-05 (from Suspended Animation) [01:02:52]
24 Tomahawk - Rape This Day (from Mit Gas) [01:04:23]
25 Mike Patton - I Killed Him Like A Dog… And He Still Laughed (from Adult Themes For Voice) [01:07:32]
26 Hemophiliac - Mood Swing (from Hemophiliac (Disc 1)) [01:08:27]
27 Mike Patton - Tourettes Breakdance (from Crank 2: High Voltage OST) [01:12:43]
28 Fantômas - Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (from The Director's Cut) [01:15:05]
29 Mike Patton - A Leper With The Face Of A Baby Girl (from Adult Themes For Voice) [01:18:27]
30 Mike Patton - Ore D'Amore (from Mondo Cane) [01:21:06]
31 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [01:23:50]
32 Lovage - Sex (I'm A) (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [01:29:48]
33 Mr. Bungle - Pink Cigarette (from California) [01:36:05]
34 Faith No More - RV (from Angel Dust) [01:40:59]
35 The Fantômas Melvins Big Band - Musthing With The Phunts (from Millennium Monsterworks) [01:44:38]
36 John Zorn & The Moonchild Trio - Litany V (from Six Litanies For Heliogabalus) [01:45:38]
37 Tomahawk - God Hates A Coward (from Tomahawk) [01:50:00]
38 Mr. Bungle - Stubb (A Dub) (from Mr. Bungle) [01:52:38]
39 The Fantômas Melvins Big Band - She's A Puker (from Millennium Monsterworks) [01:59:57]
40 General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners - Modified Combined Obstacle Overlay (MCOO) …Or… "How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Turntables" (from General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners) [02:01:06]
41 Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (feat. Mike Patton & Mr. Bungle) (from Charlie EP) [02:03:45]
42 Rollins Band - Six Pack (feat. Mike Patton) (Black Flag cover) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [02:05:18]
43 Maldoror - Baby Powder On Peach Fuzz (from She) [02:07:31]
44 Mr. Bungle - Ars Moriendi (from California) [02:11:03]
45 Faith No More - Stripsearch (from Album Of The Year) [02:15:08]
46 John Zorn - Blue (feat. Mike Patton) (from Elegy) [02:19:33]
47 Mike Patton - Hurry Up And Kill Me… I'm Cold (from Adult Themes For Voice) [02:26:31]
48 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Come To Daddy (feat. Mike Patton) (Aphex Twin cover) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene) [02:26:38]
49 The Fantômas Melvins Big Band - Liquorton Gooksburg (from Millennium Monsterworks) [02:30:52]
50 Mr. Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire (from Mr. Bungle) [02:31:38]
51 Mike Patton - Senza Fine (from Mondo Cane) [02:39:24]
Monday May 13, 2013
Monday May 13, 2013
Haaappy Monday, all you gorgeous freaks, perverts and hopeless degenerates out there in Internetland! Welcome to the second volume of the Punk As Fuck Edition of one of the only podcasts worth listening to in an otherwise almost completely dead and pointless medium, Monday Morning Aural Sex! Before we get into the absolutely exquisite fucktacularity I have in store for us all, I feel compelled to address something… Considering the rather notable disparity in hits between last week's edition and the one before it, it seems pretty abundantly clear that most of you perverts aren't quite ready to accept the hilarity and general awesomeness of Psychopathic Family editions. So, until I see more support from juggalos and such, I'll hold off on making anymore of those; much to your great delight, I'm sure. I'm certainly not trying to force anyone to like all that stuff, though it is a shame that most seem unwilling to even give it a try. Ah well, enough of all that shit. Let's get this muthafucka rollin'!
01 Crass - Punk Is Dead (from The Feeding Of The 5000) [00:01:04]
02 Dead Kennedys - Chickenshit Conformist (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:02:51]
03 Mad - I Hate Music (from Bloodstains Across Superpunk Vol. 2) [00:08:47]
04 Half-Witted Dogs - Go Fuck Yourself (from Half-Witted Dogs) [00:10:59]
05 Lunachicks - Cumming Into My Own (from Luxury Problem) [00:13:34]
06 The Ramones - Cretin Hop (from Rocket To Russia) [00:15:29]
07 Safiya Asya Bukhari (former Black Panther, Black Liberation Army) - Live At The Solidarity Conference (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:17:24]
08 Rollins Band - Revenge (feat. Tom Araya) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [00:19:48]
09 The Misfits - Violent World (from Walk Among Us) [00:20:40]
10 Bad Brains - I (from Rock For Light) [00:22:16]
11 Choking Victim - Fuck America (from No Gods, No Managers) [00:24:10]
12 Dead Kennedys - Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [00:26:29]
13 Minor Threat - Seeing Red (from Complete Discography) [00:32:46]
14 Subhumans - Parasites (from EP-LP) [00:33:46]
15 Against All Authority - Just An Obstruction (from 2001 - A Punk Oddity) [00:36:20]
16 Shock - This Generation's On Vacation (from Bloodstains Across Superpunk Vol. 1) [00:37:52]
17 Circle Jerks - I Wanna Destroy You (from Oddities, Abnormalities and Curiosities) [00:39:35]
18 Agent Orange - Bloodstains (from Bloodstains Across California) [00:42:38]
19 Vice Squad - Last Rockers (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Disc 3 - Punk And Disorderly) [00:44:20]
20 Leftover Crack - Atheist Anthem (from Mediocre Generica) [00:48:35]
21 Dead Kennedys - Moral Majority (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:51:53]
22 The Vibrators - Jesus Always Lets You Down (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Disc 10 - Punk Pay Tribute) [00:53:45]
23 Leftover Crack - Jesus Has A Place For Me (Rock The 40 oz.) (from Rock The 40 oz.) [00:56:34]
24 Descendents - ALL (from ALL) [00:59:33]
25 Descendents - No, ALL! (from ALL) [00:59:35]
26 Descendents - ALL-o-Gistics (from ALL) [00:59:37]
27 Leftover Crack - Gang Control (from Fuck World Trade) [01:02:37]
28 Howard Zinn - Live At The Solidarity Conference (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [01:05:18]
29 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:10:10]
30 Fucked Up - Baiting (from Epics In Minutes) [01:13:12]
31 The Misfits - I Turned Into A Martian (from Walk Among Us) [01:16:01]
32 The Damned - Stab Your Back (from Damned Damned Damned) [01:17:41]
33 G.G. Allin & The Bulge - Die When You Die (from Hated Soundtrack) [01:18:37]
34 The Expelled - Government Policy (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Disc 6 - Punks In Protest) [01:20:32]
35 The Ruts - H-Eyes (from In A Can) [01:23:25]
36 The Ramones - The Job That Ate My Brain (from Master Of Rock) [01:26:06]
37 Rollins Band - Room 13 (feat. Corey Taylor) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [01:28:22]
38 MDC - I Remember (from American Hardcore: The History Of American Punk Rock 1980-1986) [01:30:18]
39 The Rabble - The New Generation (from The Battle's Almost Over) [01:32:14]
40 Rudimentary Peni - Teenage Time Killer (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 4: Anti-Capitalism) [01:34:32]
41 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [01:35:43]
42 Rise Against - Worth Dying For (from The Sufferer And The Witness) [01:37:59]
43 Rancid - Ruby Soho (from And Out Came The Wolves) [01:41:13]
44 Dropkick Murphys - The Wild Rover (from Sing Loud, Sing Proud) [01:43:49]
45 Buzzcocks - What Do I Get (from The Complete Singles Anthology) [01:47:10]
46 Rollins Band - No Values (feat. Hank III) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs To Benefit The West Memphis Three) [01:49:59]
47 The Ruts - Staring At The Rude Boys (from The Peel Sessions) [01:51:33]
48 Suicide Machines - I Never Promised You A Rose Garden (from SLC Punk OST) [01:54:46]
49 The Ramones - We're A Happy Family (from Rocket To Russia) [01:57:25]
50 Samiam - The Bridge (from At War With Society) [02:00:01]
51 G.G. Allin & Antiseen - Outlaw Scumfuc (from Murder Junkies) [02:03:15]
52 The Icarus Line - Kill Cupid With A Nailfile (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [02:07:17]
53 Faction - Obligatory War Song (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 1: Anti-War) [02:10:16]
54 Lunachicks - Pretty Houses (from Short Music For Short People) [02:13:04]
55 Thatcher On Acid - Our Gods Are Falling Down (from Anarcho-Punk Compilation Vol. 3: Anti-Society) [02:13:31]
56 Dead Kennedys - Insight (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [02:15:07]
57 Bad Religion - Punk Rock Song (from Punk Rock Songs) [02:16:45]
58 Descendents - Weinerschnitzel (from Two Things At Once) [02:19:07]
59 Gogol Bordello - Punk Rock Parranda (from Multi Kontra Culti vs. Irony) [02:19:17]
60 The Misfits - Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight? (Live) (from Walk Among Us) [02:23:06]
61 G.G. Allin & The Murder Junkies - I Kill Everything I Fuck (from Brutality And Bloodshed For All) [02:25:00]
62 NOFX - Fuck The Kids (Revisited) (from 45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records) [02:27:30]
63 The Cramps - Naked Girl Falling Down The Stairs (from Flamejob) [02:28:03]
64 Crass - Asylum (from The Feeding Of The 5000) [02:30:40]
65 Dr. Ducky Doolittle w/ Jello Biafra - Orgasm (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [02:32:42]
Monday May 06, 2013
Monday May 06, 2013
Warning: the following podcast is not meant for people who take shit way too seriously, people with myopic senses of humor (or no sense of it at all), or people who can't appreciate rap/hip-hop because Lil' Wayne ruined it or some shit. If any of the aforementioned things apply to you, turn this podcast off right now and go back to your bubble. We here at Monday Morning Aural Sex headquarters sincerely hope you're living comfortable lives of pointless discrimination and one-dimensional personality development and/or inertia. We also hope you'll go aggressively fuck yourselves with a severed moose's AIDS dick. Yojne!
Juggaloooooos and perrrrverrrts! Welcome to the muthafuckin' 3rd volume of the Psychopathic Family Edition of the greatest fuckin' podcast ever podded in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got some phenomenally fucktacular shit in store for you all this morning starting off with a gorgeously gruesome Canadian lady named Molly fuckin' Gruesome!
01 Molly Gruesome - Just A Girl (from Girl Power Mixtape [@ datpiff.com]) [00:01:08]
02 Molly Gruesome - Who Wanna Play (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:04:28]
03 Molly Gruesome - The Wicked Witch of the North (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:08:15]
04 (hed)p.e. - Wake Up (from Only In Amerika) [00:12:16]
05 Powerman 5000 - Free (from Transform) [00:16:43]
06 Mushroomhead - Solitaire/Unraveling (from XX) [00:20:32]
07 Jumpsteady - Ninjas In Action (from Chaos Theory) [00:25:41]
08 Jumpsteady - Sammy Song (from Chaos Theory) [00:31:39]
09 Jumpsteady - True Stories (from Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 2) [00:34:26]
10 Anybody Killa - Super Killa Fragilistic (from Medicine Bag) [00:39:31]
11 Anybody Killa - Hollowpoint (from Hatchet Warrior) [00:42:13]
12 Anybody Killa - Come Out To Play (from Hatchet Warrior) [00:46:41]
13 Three 6 Mafia - Just Another Crazy Click (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid) (from When The Smoke Clears) [00:50:49]
14 Project Born - The Graveyard (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Born Dead) [00:54:41]
15 O.D.S. - See You All In Hell (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4) [01:00:43]
16 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Grave Ain't No Place (feat. Twiztid & Anybody Killa) (from 1 Less G In Da Hood) [01:03:55]
17 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - The Crypt Keeper (from Clockwork Gray) [01:08:36]
18 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - I'll Connect (from Clockwork Gray) [01:10:36]
19 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Smokin' Budda (from Bud Smokers Only) [01:13:54]
20 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Thuggish Ruggish Bone (from Creepin' On Ah Come Up) [01:16:43]
21 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Notorious Thugs (feat. The Notorious B.I.G.) (from The Collection Vol. 1) [01:21:10]
22 Psychopathic Rydas - Fuck The Club (from Eat Shit N Die) [01:27:51]
23 Psychopathic Rydas - Back Door Ryda (from Back Door Ryda EP) [01:32:15]
24 Psychopathic Rydas - R-U-A Ryda? (from Dumpin') [01:36:37]
25 Dark Lotus - I Don't Care (from The Pendulum) [01:40:34]
26 Dark Lotus - Keep Up (from Opaque Brotherhood) [01:44:19]
27 Dark Lotus - Graverobbers (from Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 2) [01:48:18]
28 Twiztid - Mutant X (from Freek Show) [01:53:20]
29 Twiztid - Nikateen (from The Green Book) [01:56:23]
30 Twiztid - 2nd Hand Smoke (from Mostasteless) [01:57:26]
31 Twiztid - I Wanna Be… (from Freek Show) [02:01:54]
32 Twiztid - Unstoppable (from Abominationz) [02:03:07]
33 Twiztid - Story Of Our Lives (from Man's Myth) [02:07:39]
34 Insane Clown Posse - Dead Body Man (from Riddlebox) [02:13:36]
35 Insane Clown Posse - Dead End (feat. Ice-T) (from Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 1) [02:17:55]
36 Insane Clown Posse - Get Off Me Dog (from Ringmaster) [02:23:19]
37 Insane Clown Posse - Piggy Pie (Old School) (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [02:25:05]
38 Insane Clown Posse - Out (from The Terror Wheel) [02:29:28]
39 Insane Clown Posse - Psychopathic (from Carnival Of Carnage) [02:33:53]
40 Insane Clown Posse - Fuck The World (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [02:38:36]
41 Insane Clown Posse - Bazooka Joey (from The Mighty Death Pop!) [02:42:19]
42 The Entire Hatchet Family - Kept Grindin' (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 3) [02:45:39]