Monday Morning Aural Sex
March 2016
Episodes
Monday Mar 28, 2016
Monday Mar 28, 2016
Yes, yes it does. Perhaps you should have someone who is medically qualified look at that. My mind is water, and squirrels ride muffins to the moon. Cement is not a good snack. I’m going to slap my rooster against your pussywillow and make you chime like a bell on the 43rd Tuesday of Kwanzaa. Green is not a mode of transportation. Do not trust the astroturf! My socks are waltzing across my windowsill. Boobies make life so magical. Stink pickles with wings are abducting the ghost of Ronald Reagan! Stop trying to do your underwear laundry in my elbow, Grandma! Mysterious colors are possessing the skies, imitating the raging streets below. After all, 14 million potato fuckers can’t be wrong! A dogsnake is a bizarre presidential candidate… Time is an illusion! A delusion! A deluge, son! Monogramming nitroglycerin monkey oven mitt apple fiber. Regular gas for a regular guy who drives a regular van across a regular sky! I laugh. I laugh at you. I start with one laugh, which then becomes two, three four and so on. What should I do with all this laughter at your expense? It’s the only thing keeping me from killing you… :D
01 Infected Mushroom - Becoming Insane (from Vicious Delicious) [00:01:46]
02 Infected Mushroom - Pegboard On Mushrooms (feat. Pegboard Twins) (from Friends On Mushrooms (Deluxe)) [00:09:06]
03 Infected Mushroom - Ratio Shmatio (from IM The Supervisor) [00:14:36]
04 Infected Mushroom - Deeply Disturbed (Violet Vision) (from Deeply Disturbed CDM) [00:21:05]
05 Infected Mushroom - Sa’eed (from Legend Of The Black Shawarma) [00:27:11]
06 Infected Mushroom - I Wish (Skazi Remix) (from I Wish (Skazi Remix) CDS) [00:34:13]
07 Infected Mushroom - Kafkaf (from Friends On Mushrooms (Deluxe)) [00:42:03]
08 Infected Mushroom - Intelligate (from Intelligate / Small Moves 12”) [00:47:38]
09 Infected Mushroom - Now Is Gold (feat. Kelsy Karter) (from Friend On Mushrooms (Deluxe)) [00:54:56]
10 Infected Mushroom - Change The Formality (from Vicious Delicious) [01:00:48]
11 Infected Mushroom - Never Mind (from Army of Mushrooms) [01:08:30]
12 Infected Mushroom vs. Liran Ran - Double Click (Piano Version) (from Double Click EP) [01:14:32]
13 Infected Mushroom - Elation Station (Beat Hackers Remix) (from Elation Station) [01:22:05]
14 Infected Mushroom - Mush Mushi (from Classical Mushroom) [01:29:26]
15 Infected Mushroom - Release Me (from The Gathering) [01:37:02]
16 Infected Mushroom - Suliman (from Vicious Delicious) [01:45:31]
17 Infected Mushroom - Roll Us A Giant (from B.P. Empire (CDM)) [01:51:39]
18 Jörg On Mushroom - The Messenger (from Space Mantra - Ganesh Propaganda) [02:01:58]
19 Infected Mushroom - Bombat (from IM The Supervisor) [02:13:53]
20 Infected Mushroom - Savant On Mushroom (feat. Savant) (from Friends On Mushrooms (Deluxe)) [02:22:08]
21 Infected Mushroom - Return of the Shadows (from The Gathering) [02:28:25]
22 Infected Mushroom - Vicious Delicious (from Vicious Delicious) [02:36:38]
23 Infected Mushroom - Love Me 2 Times (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP)) [02:44:02]
24 Infected Mushroom - Smashing The Opponent (XI Remix) (from Smashing The Opponent Single) [02:47:57]
25 Infected Mushroom - Horus The Chorus (from IM The Supervisor) [02:54:40]
26 Infected Mushroom - Before (from Vicious Delicious) [03:02:20]
27 Infected Mushroom - Tommy The Bat (from The Gathering) [03:09:14]
28 Infected Mushroom - Project 100 (from Legend Of The Black Shawarma) [03:16:43]
29 Infected Mushroom - Drum N Bassa (from Army Of Mushrooms) [03:26:17]
30 Infected Mushroom - Selec’ta (from Converting Vegetarians: The Other Side (Disc 2)) [03:33:25]
31 Infected Mushroom - Stretched (from IM The Supervisor) [03:38:47]
32 Infected Mushroom - Wanted To (from Army Of Mushrooms) [03:46:06]
33 Infected Mushroom - In Front Of Me (from Vicious Delicious) [03:49:26]
34 Infected Mushroom - Riders On The Storm (feat. Snoop Dogg) (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP)) [03:53:51]
35 Infected Mushroom - The Messenger 2012 (from Army Of Mushrooms) [03:59:59]
36 Infected Mushroom - Rise Up (feat. Savant) (from Friends On Mushrooms (Deluxe)) [04:10:25]
37 Infected Mushroom - Heavy Weight (from Vicious Delicious) [04:15:44]
Monday Mar 21, 2016
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-03-21 (All-Star Series: Tom Morello Edition)
Monday Mar 21, 2016
Monday Mar 21, 2016
Muthafuckaaaaaas!!! What a fucktacular edition I have in store for you. Welcome to the Tom Morello Edition of the All-Star Series. You motherfuckers probably only know him from Rage and Audioslave, but Tom Morello has been all over the place. Did you know he produced a number of tracks for The Crystal Method? How about remixes he did for Cypress Hill? How about his awesome acoustic project called The Nightwatchman? All that and much more are ahead for you if you give me your time and attention. I know, those are astoundingly expensive these days, but some things are well worth the expenditure. Soooo, yojne! …if you can. Mwahahahaha!
01 Rage Against The Machine - Calm Like A Bomb (from The Battle of Los Angeles) [00:00:32]
02 Atari Teenage Riot - Rage (feat. Tom Morello) (12” Version) (from Rage U.S. Single) [00:05:28]
03 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:12:15]
04 Puscifer - Cuntry Boner (Evil Joe Barresi Mix) (from Cuntry Boner) [00:16:15]
05 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (Bruce Springsteen cover) (from Guerrilla Radio Single) [00:20:08]
06 The Nightwatchman - One Man Revolution (from One Man Revolution) [00:25:45]
07 Rage Against The Machine - People Of The Sun (from Evil Empire) [00:29:06]
08 Audioslave - Revelations (from Revelations) [00:31:33]
09 Rage Against The Machine - Take The Power Back (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:35:42]
10 The Crystal Method - PHD (from Tweekend) [00:41:14]
11 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [00:47:40]
12 Street Sweeper Social Club - Paper Planes (from The Ghetto Blaster EP) [00:51:16]
13 Rage Against The Machine - Revolver (from Evil Empire) [00:54:06]
14 The Nightwatchman - Save The Hammer For The Man (feat. Ben Harper) (from Worldwide Rebel Songs) [00:59:33]
15 Rage Against The Machine - Sleep Now In The Fire (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:04:41]
16 Cypress Hill - Rise Up (feat. Tom Morello) (from Rise Up) [01:08:01]
17 Rage Against The Machine - Snake Charmer (from Evil Empire) [01:11:51]
18 The Nightwatchman - Whatever It Takes (from The Fabled City) [01:15:41]
19 Rage Against The Machine - Bullet In The Head (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:19:47]
20 Street Sweeper Social Club - 100 Little Curses (from Street Sweeper Social Club) [01:24:53]
21 Rage Against The Machine - In My Eyes (Minor Threat cover) (from Renegades) [01:28:52]
22 Chad Smith / Tom Morello / Wu-Tang Clan - Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuttin’ Ta Fuck Wit (from Loud Rocks) [01:31:43]
23 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:35:29]
24 Audioslave - Cochise (from Audioslave) [01:38:53]
25 Rage Against The Machine - No Shelter (from Guerrilla Radio Single) [01:42:31]
26 The Crystal Method - Name Of The Game (from Tweekend) [01:46:33]
27 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:50:46]
28 The Prodigy & Tom Morello - One Man Army (from Spawn OST) [01:56:46]
29 Rage Against The Machine - How Could I Just Kill A Man (Cypress Hill cover) (from Renegades) [02:00:57]
30 Cypress Hill - Checkmate (Hang’em High Remix) (from (Rap) Superstar) [02:05:00]
31 Rage Against The Machine - Vietnow (from Evil Empire) [02:08:54]
32 The Nightwatchman - 16 Tons (from Union Town) [02:13:29]
33 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing On The Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare) [02:16:55]
34 Audioslave - Out Of Exile (from Out Of Exile) [02:24:54]
35 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [02:29:42]
36 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution) [02:34:35]
37 Rage Against The Machine - Tire Me (from Evil Empire) [02:37:52]
38 Anti-Flag - Depleted Uranium Is A War Crime (from For Blood And Empire) [02:40:48]
39 Rage Against The Machine - Fistful of Steel (from Rage Against The Machine) [02:44:42]
40 Audioslave - Shadow On The Sun (from Audioslave) [02:50:10]
41 Rage Against The Machine - Born As Ghosts (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [02:55:49]
42 The Nightwatchman - Alone Without You (from Sicko OST and One Man Revolution) [02:59:09]
43 Rage Against The Machine - Without A Face (from Evil Empire) [03:02:08]
44 Cypress Hill - Shut ‘Em Down (feat. Tom Morello) (from Rise Up) [03:05:44]
45 Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (from Rage Against The Machine) [03:09:04]
46 Rage Against The Machine - Darkness (from Live & Rare) [03:15:10]
47 Bruce Springsteen & Tom Morello - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (Live) (from Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 25th Anniversary Concert, 2009) [03:18:43]
48 Rage Against The Machine - Bulls On Parade (from Evil Empire) [03:27:24]
49 Henry Rollins, Flea, Tom Morello & Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - War (Edwin Starr cover) (from Small Soldiers OST) [03:31:12]
50 The Nightwatchman - This Land Is Your Land (Woody Guthrie cover) (from Union Town) [03:36:00]
Monday Mar 14, 2016
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2016-03-14 (Chill The Fuck Out Edition Vol. 3)
Monday Mar 14, 2016
Monday Mar 14, 2016
Mmmm… more music for a peaceful night, or a rainy day. Welcome mother/father/sister/brother/cousin/grandparent/goldfish/muffin fuckers to the 3rd Chill The Fuck Out Edition. I hope for your sake that there are no meddlesome humans in your vicinity to interfere with your yojnement of this exquisite edition. By all means, share this with said humans, but don’t expect them to care. I don’t expect any of you to care, but I’m sharing this anyway. Anyway, it’s your loss if you don’t, but I hope you all yojne your fucking nipples off backwards.
01 VAST Presents Bang Band Sixxx - Loneliness Is Fine (from Relay) [00:00:29]
02 Bim - Don’t Look (from Two) [00:04:04]
03 The Pierces - Secret (from Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) [00:07:20]
04 ††† - †HIS IS A †RICK (from †††) [00:11:07]
05 Atomica - Delorian (from Metropolitan) [00:14:09]
06 Vestacension - L’Arrivee (from Breaching The Sound) [00:17:31]
07 Autechre - VI Scose Poise (from Confield) [00:22:39]
08 Doves - Firesuite (from Lost Souls) [00:29:33]
09 Echostream - Just Kill Me (from Identity) [00:34:06]
10 Bonobo - Sleepy Seven (from Animal Magic) [00:38:47]
11 10 Years - Angelic (from Into The Half Moon) [00:44:03]
12 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (Constantly Consuming Mix) (from aMOTION) [00:48:27]
13 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across The Valley (from Black Triage) [00:51:57]
14 Buckethead - Ghost Pt. 2 (from COLMA) [00:57:32]
15 Devics - Salty Seas (from Push The Heart) [00:59:57]
16 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe) [01:04:02]
17 Halou - I Would Love To Give Up (from Wiser) [01:15:24]
18 Amber - Sexual (Li Da Di) (Afterlife Chillout Remix) (from Naked) [01:19:14]
19 Angelo Badalamenti - Falling (from Twin Peaks OST) [01:25:09]
20 Portishead - Western Eyes (from Portishead) [01:30:17]
21 Elmo Hope Trio - I Don’t Stand (A Ghost Of A Chance With You) (from Meditations) [01:34:13]
22 Ayla - Angelfalls (Particular Beach) (from Angelfalls Single) [01:39:06]
23 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [01:43:12]
24 Barry Adamson - Jazz Devil (from As Above So Below) [01:48:11]
25 65daysofstatic - The Last Home Recording (from The Fall Of Math) [01:53:11]
26 Akira Yamaoka - O.R.T. (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill Zero OST) [01:55:22]
27 Smashing Pumpkins - Eye (from Lost Highway OST) [01:59:45]
28 Thirty Seconds To Mars - End Of All Days (from Love Lust Faith + Dreams) [02:04:36]
29 Blue States - Season Song (from Man Mountain) [02:09:17]
30 BT - The Gathering Darkness (from If The Stars Are Eternal, So Are You And I) [02:13:22]
31 Blue Sky Black Death - In The Quiet Absence Of God (from NOIR) [02:26:25]
32 Aurora - Hear You Calling (from Aurora) [02:28:29]
33 Air - Sexy Boy (from Moon Safari) [02:32:14]
34 Brian Eno - An Ending (Ascent) (w/ Daniel Lanois and Roger Eno) (from Apollo Atmospheres & Soundtracks) [02:37:04]
35 Venetian Snares - I’m Sorry I Failed You (from My Downfall OST) [02:41:16]
36 DJ Signify - Where Did She Go? (feat. Buck 65) (from Sleep No More) [02:43:20]
37 Placebo - Centrefolds (from Sleeping With Ghosts) [02:46:21]
38 Akira Yamaoka - Room Of Angel (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill 4 OST) [02:51:05]
39 Apocalyptica - Nothing Else Matters (from Amplified: A Decade Of Reinventing The Cello (Disc 1)) [02:58:04]
40 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [03:02:42]
41 Alicia Keys - Goodbye (from Songs In A Minor) [03:06:01]
42 Beth Gibbons & Rustin’ Man - Show (from Out Of Season) [03:10:12]
43 Solveig Slettahjell - Take IT With Me (Tom Waits cover, live, Til Radka, 2009) (from YouTube) [03:14:28]
44 Alpha - A Perfect End (from Stargazing (Special Edition)) [03:19:58]
Monday Mar 07, 2016
Monday Mar 07, 2016
…Yyyyeah, I’ve got nothin’. Nothing you judgmental, chickenshit fucking tourists would believe, anyway. My real perverts already know.
Ha
Haha
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Oh, and don’t forget to yojne. :)
01 N.W.A. - Fuck Tha Police (from Straight Outta Compton) [00:00:17]
02 Cypress Hill - Pigs (from Cypress Hill) [00:06:00]
03 Cypress Hill - I Want To Get High (from Black Sunday) [00:08:45]
04 Ice Cube - Hello (feat. Dr. Dre and MC Ren) (from War & Peace: Peace Disc) [00:11:36]
05 Dev/Null - Alien Washcloth Tumor (from Lazer Thrash) [00:15:28]
06 J.Rabbit - I Got 5 On It Remix v9 (from *bootleg) [00:19:18]
07 KoЯn - Wicked (Ice Cube cover) (feat. Chino Moreno) (from Life Is Peachy) [00:22:18]
08 Dr. Dre - Keep Their Heads Ringin’ (from Friday OST) [00:26:15]
09 Nine Inch Nails - You Know What You Are? (from With Teeth) [00:31:17]
10 N.W.A. - Bitch Iz A Bitch (from N.W.A. and the Posse) [00:34:58]
11 Daughters - Crotch Buffet (from Hell Songs) [00:38:05]
12 Dr. Dre - The Chronic (Intro) (feat. Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [00:39:11]
13 Dr. Dre - Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody’s Celebratin’) (feat. Jewell, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [00:41:08]
14 Eazy-E - Eazy 1, 2, 3 (from The Impact of a Legend) [00:46:00]
15 Einstürzende Neubauten - Was Ist Ist (from Ende Neu) [00:49:59]
16 After The Burial - A Vicious Reforming Of Features (from Rareform) [00:53:27]
17 Alice In Chains - Am I Inside (from SAP) [00:59:09]
18 Dr. Dre & Ice Cube - Natural Born Killaz (from Featuring… Ice Cube) [01:04:11]
19 Nine Inch Nails - Heresy (from The Downward Spiral) [01:08:57]
20 Skinny Puppy - Knowhere? (from Last Rights) [01:12:50]
21 Dr. Dre - The Watcher (from 2001) [01:17:09]
22 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Thug Luv (feat. 2Pac) (from The Art of War (Disc 2)) [01:20:35]
23 Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Notorious Thugs (feat. The Notorious B.I.G.) (from The Collection Vol. 1) [01:25:41]
24 Nine Inch Nails - Only (El-P Mix) (from Every Day Is Exactly The Same) [01:31:41]
25 Nirvana - Drain You (from Nevermind) [01:35:58]
26 Ice Cube - Fuck Dying (feat. Head & Munky) (from War & Peace: War Disc) [01:39:36]
27 Blue Man Group - Rods and Cones (from Audio) [01:43:37]
28 Eazy-E - No More ?’s (from Eternal E) [01:49:26]
29 Snoop Dogg - Tha Shiznit (from Doggystyle) [01:53:19]
30 East West Blast Test - Kind of Black and Blue (from Popular Music For Unpopular People) [01:57:21]
31 Dr. Dre - Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat (feat. BJ “Tha Mocking Bird”, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [01:58:10]
32 Ice Cube - The Curse of Money (from War & Peace: War Disc) [02:01:59]
33 Cypress Hill - Everybody Must Get Stoned (from III - Temples of Boom) [02:05:38]
34 Nine Inch Nails - Adrift and at Peace (from Still) [02:08:36]
35 Disturbed - Droppin’ Plates (from The Sickness) [02:12:24]