Monday Morning Aural Sex
March 2012
Episodes
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Monday Jan 11, 2021
Another Monday is upon us, my insatiable music perverts! I hope you're in the mood for some aural sex, 'cause I'm in the mood to give it to you for the next two hours. And don't complain about having a headache, 'cause aural AND oral sex helps headaches. And besides, two hours? Where else you gonna find someone willing to do that, huh? Anyway, this week, in a beautiful celebration of diversity, I've put in several clips of various nationalities of guys reaching the zenith of their honesty. Enjoy!
01 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!))
02 Henry Rollins - Iris Imitation (from Harmony In My Head 2007-04-03)
03 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice)
04 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka)
05 African American Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
06 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin) (from All 6s And 7s)
07 Akir - Treason (Feat. Immortal Technique) (from Legacy)
08 Old Jewish Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
09 iwrestledabearonce - See You in Shell (Sluggo Remix) (from Its All Dubstep EP)
10 British Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
11 Borgore - Nympho (Original Mix) (from Borgore Ruined Dupstep EP)
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST)
13 Known Unknowns (from The Boondocks Season 1 Episode 5)
14 Ministry - Lieslieslies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grande Dubya)
15 Canadian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
16 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
17 Hixxy - More And More (from Take Me To Heaven / More and More 12" Single)
18 Carla Kihlstedt & Matthias Bossi - Hush-Hush (from Rabbit Rabbit Radio #1)
19 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven)
20 Chinese Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
21 Corporate Avenger - When I Get to Heaven (from Born Again)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
24 Indian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
25 Insane Clown Posse - Welcome To Hell (MMAS Exclusive Edit)
26 At The Gates - Into The Dead Sky (from Slaughter of the Soul)
27 Rudimentary Peni - Imps of the Perverse (from Cacophony)
28 PJ Harvey - We Float (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
29 Redneck Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
30 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed to a Bright Future)
31 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit! (PROB002))
32 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
33 New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
IT'S MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKER! IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING (IE. TYPING ALL IN CAPS), IT'S BECAUSE I'M ON MY 4TH LARGE CUP OF COFFEE AND I'M GOING ON ABOUT 2-1/2 HRS OF SLEEP IN THE PAST 24, AAAAND I'M A BIT CRACKED OUT RIGHT NOW. I finished recording this podcast at 4:15 AM, while I had to get up for work around 7ish. I apologize that this is post is a little late. Last night was a long night and something screwed up the bounce that I set into motion while I caught my Zs (the "bounce" being the coalescence of all the various tracks in these podcasts down to a single file). You have no idea how much I adore you, my darling perverts. Maybe one day you'll know. I've got a tremendous batch of eargasms for you this week. Enjoy every magnificent drop of living fuck out of this one, 'cause I did, do and will, too.
1. George Carlin - Oh, Beautiful (from... an earlier album of his. I'm not exactly sure where I got it.)
2. Henry Rollins - Sex Ed (from Provoked)
3. Twiztid - They Told Me (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
4. Slipknot - Get This (from Slipknot [Expanded])
5. Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single)
6. Jon Lajoie - Pop Song (from You Want Some Of This?)
7. Daisy Chainsaw - Love Your Money (from Eleventeen)
8. Serj Tankian - Money (from Elect The Dead)
9. CunninLynguists - Nothing To Give (from A Piece Of Strange)
10. Blue Sky Black Death - In The Quiet Absence Of God (from NOIR)
11. George Carlin - Things We Say When People Die (from It's Bad For Ya)
12. George Carlin - He's Smiling Down (from It's Bad For Ya)
13. George Carlin - Parents In Hell (from It's Bad For Ya)
14. George Carlin - People Refuse To Be Realistic (from It's Bad For Ya)
15. Champion (aka DJ Champion) - No Heaven (from Chill 'Em All)
16. Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All)
17. Peggy Lee - A Doodlin' Song (from Weeds Vol. 1 OST)
18. Metallica - So What (Anti-Nowhere League Cover) (from Live Shit: Binge And Purge [Disc 3])
19. Ministry - So What (Live) (from In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up)
20. Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion)
21. Charles Manson - Don't Do Anything Illegal (from LIE: The Love & Terror Cult)
22. Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerospace)
23. Free Dominguez - Recurring Dream (from .Unearth.)
24. Solar Fields - Still Alive (feat. Lisa Miskovsky) (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from... you guessed it: Mirror's Edge OST)
25. Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl)
26. Silversun Pickups - It's Nice To Know You Work Alone (from Swoon)
27. Between The Buried And Me - Selkies: The Endless Obsession (from Alaska)
28. Jim Lawless - Best Buy Commercial (something I made at Full Sail)
29. Heather Friedman - Flashback [Mastered] (from Session Recording 09/2009)
30. Margot West - Catch Me (from Session Recording 09/2009)
31. DJ Signify - Cup Of Regret (feat. Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
32. The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity (from Deep Cuts)
33. The Germs - Manimal (from MIA: The Complete Anthology)
34. Rudimentary Peni - The Dead Loved (from Cacophony)
35. Freestylers - Cracks (feat. Belle Humble) (Flux Pavillion Rmx) (from Cracks Single)
36. Jonathan Coulton - RE: Your Brains (from Thing A Week Two)
37. Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (from Cage The Elephant)
38. Doug Stanhope - The Beautiful People (from Die Laughing)
39. Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice)
Monday Oct 08, 2012
Monday Oct 08, 2012
Here's another flashback to a previously untitled fucktacular edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one is definitely one of my favorites thus far. This one was originally posted on March 5th, 2012. Be sure to keep your ears and eyes and genitals (if you're a girl, mind you. If you're a guy... gross.) wide open for next week's brand spankin' new edition called The Staggering Asininity Of Religion in which I'll be reading particularly ricockulous passages from America's favorite theatrical prop, The Holy Bible. Anyway, in this podcast's beautiful celebration of diversity, I've put in several clips of various nationalities of guys reaching the zenith of their honesty. Enjoy!
01 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!))
02 Henry Rollins - Iris Imitation (from Harmony In My Head 2007-04-03)
03 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice)
04 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka)
05 African American Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
06 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin) (from All 6s And 7s)
07 Akir - Treason (Feat. Immortal Technique) (from Legacy)
08 Old Jewish Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
09 iwrestledabearonce - See You in Shell (Sluggo Remix) (from Its All Dubstep EP)
10 British Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
11 Borgore - Nympho (Original Mix) (from Borgore Ruined Dupstep EP)
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST)
13 Known Unknowns (from The Boondocks Season 1 Episode 5)
14 Ministry - Lieslieslies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grande Dubya)
15 Canadian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
16 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
17 Hixxy - More And More (from Take Me To Heaven / More and More 12" Single)
18 Carla Kihlstedt & Matthias Bossi - Hush-Hush (from Rabbit Rabbit Radio #1)
19 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven)
20 Chinese Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
21 Corporate Avenger - When I Get to Heaven (from Born Again)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
24 Indian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
25 Insane Clown Posse - Welcome To Hell (MMAS Exclusive Edit)
26 At The Gates - Into The Dead Sky (from Slaughter of the Soul)
27 Rudimentary Peni - Imps of the Perverse (from Cacophony)
28 PJ Harvey - We Float (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
29 Redneck Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
30 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed to a Bright Future)
31 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit! (PROB002))
32 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
33 New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
Monday Mar 26, 2012
Monday Mar 26, 2012
Edit: 04-16-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Mmmmmmotherfucking Monday is motherfucking upon motherfucking us! Welcome music perverts to the 10th installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I've got another fantastic set of eargasmic stuff for ya today that I'm downright positive you'll love. Lots of stuff from my massive Transcendent Dissonance music folder that I recently restored, 'cause I'm so.fucking.happy to have it all back. Enjoy!
1 DJ Rap - Fuck With Your Head (from Learning Curve)
2 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP)
3 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch)
4 Hi-Gate - I Can Hear Voices (Chill Mix) (from Angel's Chill Trance Essentials Vol. 3 (Disc 2))
5 PT Grimm - Go To Sleep (from The Exile)
6 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe)
7 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from Rage Against The Machine)
8 Conjure One - Endless Dream (from Extraordinary Ways)
9 The Berzerker - No One Wins (from Dissimulate)
10 Ace of Base - Beautiful Life (from The Bridge)
11 KMFDM - Dogma (from XTORT)
12 Lil' Kim - Shake Ya Bum Bum (feat. Lil' Shanice) (from La Bella Mafia)
13 All That Remains - This Calling (from The Fall Of Ideals)
14 Drumcorps - Down (from Grist)
15 MDFMK - Now (from MDFMK)
16 Big Pig - I Can't Break Away (from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure OST)
17 Imogen Heap - Clear The Area (from Speak For Yourself)
18 Daiquiri - Night Ruiner (from Babies Making Babies)
19 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST)
20 DragonForce - Through The Fire And Flames (from Inhuman Rampage)
21 Genitorturers - Sin City (from Sin City)
22 L7 - Shitlist (from Natural Born Killers OST)
23 Devin Townsend - ZTO (from Ziltoid The Omniscient)
24 Strapping Young Lad - Shitstorm (from Alien)
25 Les Claypool & The Holy Mackerel - Delicate Tendrils (feat. Henry Rollins) (from High Ball With The Devil)
26 Primus - Tommy The Cat (from Sailing The Seas Of Cheese)
27 Einstürzende Neubauten - Silence Is Sexy (from Silence Is Sexy)
28 nc feat. NRG Factory - Innocence of Silence (The Sparky Forbidden Remix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA V-Rare 9)
29 30 Seconds To Mars - Hurricane (feat. Kanye West) (from This Is War)
30 Immortal Technique - Crimes Of The Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World)
31 Fort Minor - Cigarettes (from The Rising Tied)
32 Jon Lajoie - I Kill People (from I Kill People)
33 Otep - Baby's Breath (from Atavist)
34 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple (from Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike)
Monday Mar 19, 2012
Monday Mar 19, 2012
What's up, perverts? Welcome to another installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex. As you can probably tell by the title, this might not be the thing to listen to if you're not wanting to be depressed. This one is gonna be full of a lot of really awesome music, but it's a memorial podcast for Sunny Rae, a woman who I was fortunate enough to know and love, who shot herself a year ago Sunday. Rumors persist about the circumstances surrounding her death, but she's gone regardless of what may or may not have actually happened. Anyway, feel free to pass on this one and wait 'til next week when the music will be notably happier; I wouldn't blame you. If you do choose to listen, I hope you get something ultimately good out of it.
01 00111111 - 06-22-08 (from An Extraordinary Love)
02 00111111 - Black Hole Sun (Onyx Star Arrangement w/ Guitar) (from An Extraordinary Love)
03 Emilie Autumn - Thank God I'm Pretty (from Opheliac)
04 Kidney Thieves - Pretty (from Trickster)
05 Poloroid - So Damn Beautiful (from Nip/Tuck OST)
06 Sunny Day Real Estate - Seven (from Diary)
07 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up)
08 Kidney Thieves - Creature (from Trickster)
09 VNV Nation - Illusion (from Judgement)
10 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul)
11 KnowSleep - Forgiveness (Interlude) (from Sunny's CD Mix (Disc 1))
12 Mazzy Star - Fade Into You (from So Tonight That I Might See)
13 Bim - The Magic Of Us (from Bim)
14 Massive Attack - Teardrop (Like An Onyx Star Edit) (from An Extraordinary Love)
15 Mr. Sam feat. Rami - Surrender (John Palmer's The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Angels Chill Trance Essentials Vol. 1 (Disc 1))
16 BT - Good Morning Kaia (from This Binary Universe)
17 Barenaked Ladies - Hidden Sun (from Monitor This! December 2000/January 2001)
18 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone)
19 Twiztid - All The Rest (from Heartbroken And Homicidal)
20 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday)
21 Free Dominguez - Silver Line (from .Unearth.)
22 cKy - Close Yet Far (from Infiltrate.Destroy.Rebuild)
23 Atmosphere - Guarantees (from Sunny's CD Mix (Disc 2))
24 Sage Francis - Keep Moving (from Human The Death Dance)
25 Henry Rollins - Accident (from Nights Behind The Tree Line)
26 Free Dominguez - That Day (from .Unearth.)
27 Johnette Napolitano - Suicide Note (from Underworld OST)
28 The Captains Intangible - Any Other Way (from Diary of the Dead OST)
29 Brand New - You Won't Know (from The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me)
30 Marilyn Manson - Coma Black: a) Eden Eye, b) The Apple of Dischord (from Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death))
31 Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (from Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death))
32 Dinah Washington - This Bitter Earth (from Shutter Island OST (Disc 2))
33 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls)
34 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies)
35 00111111 - You Still Own The Air (from An Extraordinary Love)
36 BT - See You On The Other Side (from This Binary Universe)
37 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima)
38 Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (from Wish You Were Here)
39 Bob Marley - No Woman No Cry (from Sunny's CD Mix (Disc 1))
Monday Mar 12, 2012
Monday Mar 12, 2012
IT'S MONDAY, MOTHERFUCKER! IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND WONDERING WHY I'M SCREAMING (IE. TYPING ALL IN CAPS), IT'S BECAUSE I'M ON MY 4TH LARGE CUP OF COFFEE AND I'M GOING ON ABOUT 2-1/2 HRS OF SLEEP IN THE PAST 24, AAAAND I'M A BIT CRACKED OUT RIGHT NOW.
I finished recording this podcast at 4:15 AM, while I had to get up for work around 7ish. I apologize that this is post is a little late. Last night was a long night and something screwed up the bounce that I set into motion while I caught my Zs (the "bounce" being the coalescence of all the various tracks in these podcasts down to a single file). You have no idea how much I adore you, my darling perverts. Maybe one day you'll know. I've got a tremendous batch of eargasms for you this week. Enjoy every magnificent drop of living fuck out of this one, 'cause I did, do and will, too.
1. George Carlin - Oh, Beautiful (from... an earlier album of his. I'm not exactly sure where I got it.)
2. Henry Rollins - Sex Ed (from Provoked)
3. Twiztid - They Told Me (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
4. Slipknot - Get This (from Slipknot [Expanded])
5. Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single)
6. Jon Lajoie - Pop Song (from You Want Some Of This?)
7. Daisy Chainsaw - Love Your Money (from Eleventeen)
8. Serj Tankian - Money (from Elect The Dead)
9. CunninLynguists - Nothing To Give (from A Piece Of Strange)
10. Blue Sky Black Death - In The Quiet Absence Of God (from NOIR)
11. George Carlin - Things We Say When People Die (from It's Bad For Ya)
12. George Carlin - He's Smiling Down (from It's Bad For Ya)
13. George Carlin - Parents In Hell (from It's Bad For Ya)
14. George Carlin - People Refuse To Be Realistic (from It's Bad For Ya)
15. Champion (aka DJ Champion) - No Heaven (from Chill 'Em All)
16. Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All)
17. Peggy Lee - A Doodlin' Song (from Weeds Vol. 1 OST)
18. Metallica - So What (Anti-Nowhere League Cover) (from Live Shit: Binge And Purge [Disc 3])
19. Ministry - So What (Live) (from In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up)
20. Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion)
21. Charles Manson - Don't Do Anything Illegal (from LIE: The Love & Terror Cult)
22. Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerospace)
23. Free Dominguez - Recurring Dream (from .Unearth.)
24. Solar Fields - Still Alive (feat. Lisa Miskovsky) (Theme From Mirror's Edge) (from... you guessed it: Mirror's Edge OST)
25. Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl)
26. Silversun Pickups - It's Nice To Know You Work Alone (from Swoon)
27. Between The Buried And Me - Selkies: The Endless Obsession (from Alaska)
28. Jim Lawless - Best Buy Commercial (something I made at Full Sail)
29. Heather Friedman - Flashback [Mastered] (from Session Recording 09/2009)
30. Margot West - Catch Me (from Session Recording 09/2009)
31. DJ Signify - Cup Of Regret (feat. Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
32. The Knife - You Make Me Like Charity (from Deep Cuts)
33. The Germs - Manimal (from MIA: The Complete Anthology)
34. Rudimentary Peni - The Dead Loved (from Cacophony)
35. Freestylers - Cracks (feat. Belle Humble) (Flux Pavillion Rmx) (from Cracks Single)
36. Jonathan Coulton - RE: Your Brains (from Thing A Week Two)
37. Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (from Cage The Elephant)
38. Doug Stanhope - The Beautiful People (from Die Laughing)
39. Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice)
Monday Mar 05, 2012
Monday Mar 05, 2012
Another Monday is upon us, my insatiable music perverts! I hope you're in the mood for some aural sex, 'cause I'm in the mood to give it to you for the next two hours. And don't complain about having a headache, 'cause aural AND oral sex helps headaches. And besides, two hours? Where else you gonna find someone willing to do that, huh? Anyway, this week, in a beautiful celebration of diversity, I've put in several clips of various nationalities of guys reaching the zenith of their honesty. Enjoy!
01 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back!))
02 Henry Rollins - Iris Imitation (from Harmony In My Head 2007-04-03)
03 Rollins Band - Let That Devil Out (from Nice)
04 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka)
05 African American Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
06 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (Feat. B.O.B. And Hopsin) (from All 6s And 7s)
07 Akir - Treason (Feat. Immortal Technique) (from Legacy)
08 Old Jewish Man Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
09 iwrestledabearonce - See You in Shell (Sluggo Remix) (from Its All Dubstep EP)
10 British Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
11 Borgore - Nympho (Original Mix) (from Borgore Ruined Dupstep EP)
12 Spunkadelic - 9.95 (from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OST)
13 Known Unknowns (from The Boondocks Season 1 Episode 5)
14 Ministry - Lieslieslies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grande Dubya)
15 Canadian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
16 KnowSleep - ElectroDub (feat. Taylor Maiden Space) (from KnowSleep)
17 Hixxy - More And More (from Take Me To Heaven / More and More 12" Single)
18 Carla Kihlstedt & Matthias Bossi - Hush-Hush (from Rabbit Rabbit Radio #1)
19 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven)
20 Chinese Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
21 Corporate Avenger - When I Get to Heaven (from Born Again)
22 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender)
23 Corporate Avenger - Christians Murdered Indians (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
24 Indian Man Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)
25 Insane Clown Posse - Welcome To Hell (MMAS Exclusive Edit)
26 At The Gates - Into The Dead Sky (from Slaughter of the Soul)
27 Rudimentary Peni - Imps of the Perverse (from Cacophony)
28 PJ Harvey - We Float (from Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea)
29 Redneck Climaxing (from Sounds Of Passion)
30 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed to a Bright Future)
31 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit! (PROB002))
32 Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention - The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet (from Freak Out!)
33 New Yorker Climaxing (from Sounds of Passion)