Thursday Night Euphonious Fucksauce: 2012-06-25 (Gratuitous Maniacal Laughter Edition, Part 2)

Edit: 09-10-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Haaaahahahahahahahahahah!!! Haaaaapppy Thursday, my motherfuckin' gorgeous perverts!  Welcome to the inaugural installment of Thursday Night Euphonious Fucksauce!  To anyone out there who might actually be curious why I chose Thursday Night to post the other half of Monday Morning Aural Sex, well, what the fuck else you gonna do on a Thursday night, huh?  My greatest hope is that you'll find this podcast after a long day at work, and it'll ease you through your last day of work before the weekend.  What better way to kick off the weekend than with some exquisite aural sex?
And some fucktacular videos are waiting for ya behind the linked text below!
01 The Strand - Step One (from Destroyers Of That Which Is Destroyed And Rulers Of That Which Is Not Destroyed!)
02 The Death Set - Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap (from Slap Slap Slap Pound Up Down Snap)
03 ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Worlds Apart (from Worlds Apart)
04 All Mankind - Can You Hear Me? (from Can You Hear Me? Promo Single)
05 Berry Weight - Equations (from Music For Imaginary Movies)
06 Bim - Stay In My Memory (from Bim EP)
07 Genki Rockets - Heavenly Star (LnM Projekt Remix) (from Heavenly Star / Breeze Single)
08 Kansai - Rococco (Kansai's Chili Mix) (from Love 2 Trance (Disc 2))
09 Ferry Corsten - Fire (Ferry's Flashover Mix) (from Fire Single)
10 Oceanlab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Global Trancemissions 02)
11 Infected Mushroom - Change The Formality (from Vicious Delicious)
12 Bazaar Royale - What's It All For? (from Cradle 2 The Grave OST)
13 Warren G - Regulate (Radio Version) (feat. Nate Dogg) (from Regulate Single)
14 2Pac - Pain (from Regulate Single)
15 The Knife - We Share Our Mother's Health (from Silent Shout)
16 Derek Bailey, George Lewis, John Zorn - Warning Track (from Yankees)
17 Soundtrack Dialogue - The Scream (from Rob Zombie's Halloween OST)
18 Nan Vernon - The Sandman (from Rob Zombie's Halloween OST)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-06-25 (Gratuitous Maniacal Laughter Edition, Part 1)

Edit: 09-10-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Hmmm mmm hmm hahahahahahahaha!!!  Ahhh hahahahahaha!!!!  Welcome to another installment of the greatest fuckin' podcast to ever be podded, Monday Morning Aural Sex!  This is the Gratuitous Maniacal Laughter Edition, so, I'm sure you can tell from that name that we'll be hearing a lot of grandmothers conversing in public about constipation and their flabby, grey, wrinkled labia.  Mmhm.  I went there.  I'm also gonna try something a little different this week.  In an effort to expand my audience a little, or at least have an audience that listens to full installments, I'm gonna split this podcast into two installments that'll be around an hour and 15 minutes long or so.  The second one will be posted on Thursday night and will be called Thursday Night Euphonious Fucksauce.  Why Thursday Night? Why Euphonious Fucksauce?  Well, because hahahahahahaha!!!!
And don't forget to check out the linked text below for videos!!

01 Twiztid - WICKED (Intro) (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
02 Twiztid - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (from W.I.C.K.E.D.)
03 Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 1 (from Ten$ion)
04 Metallica vs. Stevie Wonder - Sad But Superstitious (from Mash Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 16, or Mashopolos II: The Mashening)
05 From Autumn To Ashes - Sugar Wolf (from Abandon Your Friends)
06 George Carlin - Euphemisms (from Parental Advisory)
07 (hed)p.e. - Wake Up (from Only In Amerika)
08 Molly Gruesome - Who Wanna Play (from the interwebz)
09 Sage Francis - Killing Time (Live On 90.3 WRIU) (from Sickly Business)
10 BIGdumbFACE - Burgalveist (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)
11 m1dy - PACKED YOUR EARS WITH SHIT (from NIN-PI-NIN)
12 Adam Sandler - Toll Booth Willie (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You)
13 The Shaftman - Shaftman (from Industrial Fucking Strength 2: Unleash The Brutality (Disc 1))
14 Akinyele - Take A Lick (from Aktapuss)
15 CunninLynguists - Hypnopomp (Epilogue) feat. Bianca Floyd (from Oneirology)
16 CunninLynguists - Embers (from Oneirology)
17 Adam Sandler - Oh Mom (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You)
18 Doormouse - Lulu (from Major Changes)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-06-18 (Father's Day Edition That Has Nothing To Do With Father's Day)

Edit: 09-10-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Good Monday, my dearest perverts. Welcome to the 21st installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Today's a very special Monday. Know why? I mean, besides the fact that now my podcast could legally drink. That is, if we're going by weeks and podcasts were things that could actually imbibe alcohol or anything at all. No, today's special because today's the day I sail away. Won't you come sail away with me?
And check out the linked text below for videos!
01 Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away (from South Park: Chef Aid)
02 Chiodos - The Words "Best Friend" Become Redefined (from All's Well That Ends Well)
03 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Black Betty (Leadbelly cover) (from Kicking Against The Pricks)
04 Neil Hamburger - Music Of The Night (Mike Patton) (from Great Phone Calls)
05 Insane Clown Posse - Super Balls (from Tunnel Of Love EP)
06 Neil Hamburger - A Score To Settle (from Great Phone Calls)
07 NaS - NY State Of Mind, Pt. II (from I Am...)
08 Juno Reactor - God Is God (from Odyssey 1992-2002)
09 Djivan Gasparyan - Menag Jamport Em/Yes Kez Tessa (from Heavenly Duduk)
10 The Knife - Heartbeats (from Deep Cuts)
11 Neil Hamburger - Graduate Of Yaoo (from Great Phone Calls)
12 Euphony - The Meaning Of Life (from The Meaning Of Life / Dancing In The Rain Single)
13 Abelcain - Musca Domestica (from Pantheon Of Fiends)
14 L.E.D. - The Shining Polaris -kors k mix- (from Denjin K (Disc 2))
15 L.E.D. - Hell Scaper -Last Escape Mix- (from Denjin K (Disc 2))
16 Taylor Mali - Like, You Know (Live at Def Poetry Jam) (from YouTube)
17 George Carlin - Religion (from You Are All Diseased)
18 Amen - Piss Virus (from We Have Come For Your Parents)
19 System Of A Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize)
20 Alice In Chains - Would? (from Dirt)
21 The Nightwatchman - Lazarus On Down (feat. Serj Tankian) (from The Fabled City)
22 Street Sweeper Social Club - 100 Little Curses (from Street Sweeper Social Club)
23 Neil Hamburger - Cranberry Sauce (from Hot February Night)
24 Nobuo Uematsu - Song Of Prayer (Bahamut) (from Final Fantasy X OST (Disc 3))
25 Nobuo Uematsu - Suteki Da Ne (from Final Fantasy X OST (Disc 3))
26 Noriko Matsueda & Takahito Eguchi - 1000 Words (FF X-2 Mix) (from Final Fantasy X-2 International + Last Mission OST)
27 Neil Hamburger - How Can I Still Be Patriotic (When They've Taken Away My Right To Cry) (from Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners)
28 Bestianity - The Hatred That Pleasure Brings (from The Pact ...Of The Gods)
29 William S. Burroughs - Did I Ever Tell You About The Man That Taught His Asshole To Talk? (from Spare Ass Annie And Other Tales)
30 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-06-11 (The Fucktacular June 11th Edition feat. Me, Myself And I)

Edit: 08-27-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Monday!!!  How be ya, my dahling perverts?!  Welcome to June 11th!  What's special about June 11th, you might ask?  Well, you're listening to it! In fact, I'll go further and say you're living it!  Monday Morning Aural Sex will be the fucktacular soundtrack to your life for the next 2 and a half hours or so, and I want you all sittin' right in the front rows of your minds, payin' attention.  I'm so glad you chose to get off your couch music for a while to give this a shot.  What's couch music?  Couch music is comfortable music; stuff you already know you like.  Nothin' wrong with that, but there's so much to discover, it's astonishing.  I'm fucking ravenously curious about music, and I always feel like I'm behind on this, that or another artists' catalog.  It's also important to work in some of your own creativity so you can try to pay the fucktacularity forward into the fucktacular world where you discovered all your favorite aural sex.  Anyway, if you're just puttin' this shit on as wallpaper music, it's your loss, but I appreciate you tuning in nonetheless.  Let's do this!
Make sure to check out some of the linked text below to see some awesome music videos to accompany the fucktacularity of the songs themselves!
01 That Handsome Devil - Yada Yada (from That Handsome Devil EP)
02 Infest - Where's The Unity (from Infest 7")
03 Passenger Of Shit - Vomit Fucking (or Vomit Up Your Ass, or As) (from Darkcore 3 - Embrace The Madness (Disc 2))
04 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i)
05 Bob Marley & The Wailers - Redemption Song (from Uprising)
06 David Bowie - I'm Afraid Of Americans (from Earthling)
07 TaQ - DXY! (from Beatmania IIDX 4th Style OST)
08 10 Side - BXY! (from Kutimu: Soulful Mouths)
09 L.E.D. - Acid Vision -Allotropy Artcore Mix- (remixed by Tomosuke) (from Denjin K (Disc 2))
10 L.E.D. - Laser Clusterrrrrrrrrrrr -sanodg dub mix- (remixed by sanodg) (from Denjin K (Disc 2))
11 Tool - Pushit (Live) (from Salival)
12 Underworld - Mmm... Skyscraper, I Love You (from Mmm... Skyscraper, I Love You Single)
13 Nas - Life Is What You Make It (feat. DMX) (from I Am...)
14 Immortal Technique - Rich Man's World (1%) (from The Martyr)
15 Immortal Technique - Ultimas Palabras (from The Martyr)
16 Mary Prankster - Tits And Whiskey (from Blue Skies Over Dundalk)
17 Mimosa - Lullabyte (from Hostilis)
18 Flexe - I Love (Orange Things) (from Programmable Love Songs Vol. 1)
19 George Carlin - Keeping People Alert (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?)
20 P.T. Grimm - Panophobia (from Entropy's Sideshow)

Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-06-04 (The Doom Sammich Edition feat. Gir)

Edit: 08-27-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one.  Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Hellooooo!!!  *Gir - HELLOOOO!!!*  Hello my dearest perverts!  Happy fucking Monday to you and your lovely genitalias.  This week, I've got a special cartoon guest with me.  Some of you may know him from Invader Zim, but I'll bet you didn't know that he also played as Bill Cosby's anal probe in the special episode when he ran for Senator of Fucksylvania.  Say hi to Gir!  *Gir - Hi to Gir!*  No, I'm asking them to say hi to you, Gir.  *Gir - Buuut, umm.. there is no audience.*  Silence!  *Gir - Okie dokie!*  Do you love Satan, Gir?  *Gir - I doooo…*
Don't forget to check out the linked text below for some awesome videos!
01 P.T. Grimm - I Love Satan (from Entropy's Sideshow)
02 P.T. Grimm - Watch Me Ruin Everything (from Entropy's Sideshow)
03 Jurassic 5 - Contribution (from Quality Control)
04 The Jerky Boys - Breast Enlargement (from The Best Of)
05 P.T. Grimm - Die Rusted Poltergeist (from The Post Mortem Blues)
06 P.T. Grimm - Delusion Equals Happiness (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By)
07 P.T. Grimm - Entropy's Sideshow (from Entropy's Sideshow)
08 P.T. Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile)
09 .?. - 007 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification)
10 Frank Sinatra - Glad To Be Unhappy (from In The Wee Small Hours)
11 Billie Holiday - Gloomy Sunday (from Lady Day Box Set (Disc 10))
12 Duke Ellington - Black And Tan Fantasy (from Ellington At Newport (Disc 1))
13 Sarah Vaughan - How High The Moon (from At Mister Kelly's)
14 The Jerky Boys - The Mattress King (from The Best Of)
15 Ark Sano - Ænema (from The Piano Tribute To Tool)
16 Patti Smith - Birdland (from Horses)
17 Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I - V) (from Wish You Were Here)
18 Fluke - Our Definition Of Jazz (from Peel Sessions)
19 Hybrid - Out Of The Dark (from Morning Sci-Fi)
20 Underworld - Cowgirl (from Dubnobasswithmyheadman)
21 Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. (from Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers))
22 Transplants - D.R.E.A.M. (from Transplants)
23 Immortal Technique - Payback (feat. Diabolic & Rass Kass) (from The 3rd World)
24 Jedi Mind Tricks - Retaliation (from Violent By Design (Deluxe))
25 CunninLynguists - Never Know Why (feat. Immortal Technique) (from A Piece Of Strange)
26 Maxim (of Prodigy) - Worldwide Syndicates (from Hell's Kitchen)
27 Wu-Tang Clan - For Heaven's Sake (from Wu-Tang Forever (Disc 1))
28 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist)
29 The Jerky Boys - Sol's Nude Beach (from The Best Of)
30 Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention - Stinkfoot (from A Token Of His Extreme)
31 P.T. Grimm - I Smell Bad (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By)
32 P.T. Grimm - People Are Strange (from Entropy's Sideshow v2)
33 George Carlin - You & Me (Things That Come Off Of Your Body) (from Complaints & Grievances)
34 THE TUNA SONG!!!!!!!