Monday Morning Aural Sex
July 2014
Episodes
Tuesday Jul 29, 2014
Tuesday Jul 29, 2014
Hoooly camel cunt-sucking Christ, perverts. I’ve had an extremely exhausting last week and a half between preparing two microphone rentals, setting up and running two PA systems at summer camps that were an hour apart from each other, running my first actual DJing gig on the 20th (yay me!), and of course, my birthday today. I apologize for not releasing anything new last week, but I’m making up for it this week with two brand spankin’ new editions for your desperate earholes. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the majority of you will skip one or the other of these. I can’t imagine a whole lot of you will be into both of them like I am. Maybe if you play them simultaneously? Yeah, maybe if you play them simultaneously, all your household plants will die, birds will kamikaze into your house and your brain will liquify and leak out your ears. Sounds like fun, eh? Anyway, let us commence ze yojne!01 Tuareg Geeks - Introduction To Global Stupidity (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) [00:00:25]02 Atari Teenage Riot - P.R.E.S.S. (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!) [00:01:54]03 Dillinger Escape Plan vs. Nic Endo - 43% Burnt (Remix) (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:06:10]04 Hixxy & Styles - The Theme (from Hardcore Til I Die - The Best of HTID) [00:10:00]05 Doormouse - Six Million More (from [addict 005]) [00:15:25]06 Otto Von Schirach - Subatomic Disco Divas (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [00:19:33]07 Manu Le Malin & The DJ Producer - Big Bald Fuck (Murder Remix by Hellfish) (from One Man Sonic Attack Force) [00:23:33]08 DJ Tard & Big Uncle D - Stallis 3 (from Splash In Your Face) [00:30:03]09 Loffciamcore & Imil - At Least Speedcore Artists Aren’t In It For The Money (from 3 Way Shit) [00:31:58]10 CALF - CALDERA (from beatmania 7th MIX -Keepin’ Evolution- OST) [00:34:16]11 Styles & Breeze - You’re Shining (from Hardcore Til I Die - The Best of HTID) [00:35:43]12 Otto Von Schirach - Aliens Visiting Me (from Magic Triangle) [00:42:01]13 Venetian Snares - Chainsaw Fellatio (from Filth) [00:43:28]14 Gammer & Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (Original Mix) (from We Are The Vampires) [00:48:02]15 Captain Ahab & Toecutter - The Tyranny Of Pretension (from Drunk On The Blood Of Other Men) [00:52:48]16 BLÆRG - Elaboration of the Obvious (from Sesquipedalia) [00:55:54]17 Aaron Spectre - You Don’t Know (from Amen, Punk EP) [00:58:56]18 Fidel Villeneuve - Monkey Time!!! (from Kill Life!!!) [01:03:00]19 Bruno & Michel Are Smiling With Skipperrr - Unknown Track (from Tsunbosajiki) [01:05:33]20 Temper Tantrum - Still The Hardest (from Industrial Fucking Strength 2: Unleash The Brutality (Disc 1)) [01:06:44]21 DJ Torture - A Message For Christina (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4: Chillin’ Is Killin’ (Disc 2: Killin’ Side)) [01:10:55]22 Otto Von Schirach - Satanic Unicorn Orgy (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [01:14:42]23 Atari Teenage Riot - Deutschland (Has Gotta Die!) (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!) [01:18:04]24 Venetian Snares - Dance Like You’re Selling Nails (from Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits 1972-2006) [01:20:53]25 Stunt Rock - My Age 16 Girlfriend (from Fuck Canada / Fuck America) [01:27:10]26 Jega - Aerodynamic (from Sacred Symbols of Mu (CD2)) [01:29:09]27 L.E.D. - STEEL NEEDLE (from Denjin K) [01:32:35]28 Doormouse - Unknown Track (from Tsunbosajiki) [01:36:36]29 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [01:39:26]30 Venetian Snares - Integraation (from My Downfall OST) [01:43:35]31 Otto Von Schirach - Condom Pancakes (from Magic Triangle) [01:50:31]32 Defrag vs. Pigface - MYOB (Super Fast Fast) (from 8 Bit Head) [01:51:35]33 Defrag vs. Pigface - MYOB (Super Fast Fast Fast) (from 8 Bit Head) [01:52:05]34 Otto Von Schirach - When Dinosaurs Rule The Earth (from Supermeng) [01:52:08]35 Idiot Lust - Any Guy Who’s Ever Pulled Himself Off A Crying Woman (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [01:55:19]36 Defragmentation - Christians (from Self Construct) [01:58:50]37 Tapage - [||||] (from Global Pandemic (META4_E)) [02:01:35]38 WSicko - Tortured (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [02:05:47]39 L.E.D. - The Shining Polaris (feat. Sana) -kors k mix- (from Denjin K) [02:07:46]40 Passenger Of Shit - Suckdogass (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [02:13:35]41 Cardopusher - I Cannot Buy Dollars (from Hippie Killers Don’t Mind Jah Conversations) [02:15:46]42 Silvia - Vertexβ (from Stepmania - HST Originals) [02:19:09]43 L.E.D.-G vs. teranoid - THE DETONATOR (from Denjin K) [02:22:05]44 Defrag - Color My Dreams (from Lament Element) [02:27:55]45 Tapage & Meander - Appropriate Title (from Hydromedusa EP (META0 01)) [02:32:27]46 Venetian Snares - Aaperture (from Meathole) [02:36:14]47 Line 47 - Field Stencils (from Crimson Compilation) [02:42:22]48 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [02:47:40]49 Defragmentation - Kicking Children In The Rain (from Self Construct) [02:52:31]50 Shitmat - Shut Up (Hellfish Remix) (from Planet Mu - 2OO) [02:54:01]51 Bomb 20 - Over The Top (from Flip Burgers or Die!!!!!) [02:59:39]52 Brisk & Fade - Radio Rockin (from Radio Rockin / Get Fresh) [03:03:39]53 L.E.D. - ACID IMMORTAL (from Denjin K) [03:11:32]54 Doormouse - Chamura Noise Loop (from Post Nuclear Holocaust Napalm) [03:15:22]55 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll) [03:17:32]56 Venetian Snares - A Penis Is Just A Great Big Clitoris With A Piss Hole (from Fuck Canada / Fuck America) [03:26:30]
Tuesday Jul 29, 2014
Tuesday Jul 29, 2014
Hoooly camel cunt-sucking Christ, perverts. I’ve had an extremely exhausting last week and a half between preparing two microphone rentals, setting up and running two PA systems at summer camps that were an hour apart from each other, running my first actual DJing gig on the 20th (yay me!), and of course, my birthday today. I apologize for not releasing anything new last week, but I’m making up for it this week with two brand spankin’ new editions for your desperate earholes. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the majority of you will skip one or the other of these. I can’t imagine a whole lot of you will be into both of them like I am. Maybe if you play them simultaneously? Yeah, maybe if you play them simultaneously, all your household plants will die, birds will kamikaze into your house and your brain will liquify and leak out your ears. Sounds like fun, eh? Anyway, let us commence ze yojne!01 Insane Clown Posse - Birthday Bitches (from The Wraith: Shangri-La) [00:01:16]02 Anybody Killa - Gang Related (from Hatchet Warrior) [00:02:34]03 Twiztid - W.I.C.K.E.D. (Intro) (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:06:59]04 Twiztid - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:09:31]05 (hed)p.e. - Represent (from Only In Amerika) [00:13:54]06 Insane Clown Posse - Riddle Box (from Riddle Box) [00:18:13]07 Tech N9ne - The Industry Is Punks (from Absolute Power) [00:21:05]08 Tech N9ne - F.T.I. (from Anghellic (Reparation)) [00:26:34]09 Kottonmouth Kings - F.T.I. 2 (feat. Tech N9ne) [00:31:53]10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Fuck Off (from Fuck Off) [00:36:05]11 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - The Crypt Keeper (from Clockwork Gray) [00:41:40]12 Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (from $o$ [International Release]) [00:43:40]13 Dayton Family - When the Feds Come Run’n (from Charges of Indictment) [00:48:07]14 Insane Clown Posse - My Fun House (from Ringmaster) [00:51:24]15 Kottonmouth Kings - 4-2-0 (from Rollin’ Stoned) [00:56:21]16 Anybody Killa - Sticky Icky Situations (from Hatchet Warrior) [01:00:26]17 Insane Clown Posse - Rare Never Heard Before Milenko Skit (from Let ‘Em Bleed Vol. 3) [01:04:31]18 Insane Clown Posse - Scatter Brain (from Eye Of The Storm) [01:05:26]19 Dark Lotus - Backwords (from Opaque Brotherhood) [01:08:31]20 Insane Clown Posse - To Catch A Predator (from Bang! Pow! Boom!) [01:12:16]21 Molly Gruesome - I’m A Ghost (from Spitfire) [01:17:37]22 Twiztid - The Deep End (feat. Caskey & Dominic) (from A New Nightmare) [01:21:14]23 Boondox - Catch Me If I Fall (from Book of the Wicked) [01:26:43]24 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Morgan Lander & Serj Tankian) (from Broke) [01:30:42]25 Die Antwoord - Dis Iz Why I’m Hot (Mutrix Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [01:34:53]26 Tech N9ne - Technicians (from All 6s and 7s) [01:38:30]27 Twiztid - Raw Deal (The Juggalo Song) (from Independents Day) [01:42:21]28 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Party (feat. Anybody Killa) (from Gang Rags) [01:46:20]29 Insane Clown Posse - Dead Body Man (from Riddle Box) [01:49:59]30 Dayton Family - Kill (from Charges of Indictment) [01:54:18]31 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless) [01:57:39]32 Insane Clown Posse - Night of the Axe (from Carnival of Carnage) [02:01:38]33 Insane Clown Posse - The Night of the 44 (from The Wraith: Hell’s Pit) [02:06:37]34 Insane Clown Posse - Night of the Chainsaw (from The Mighty Death Pop!) [02:09:53]35 Twiztid - Murder, Murder, Murder (from Mostasteless (Original)) [02:13:05]36 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Mr. Dead Folx (from Colton Grundy) [02:16:22]37 Insane Clown Posse - Wagon Wagon (from Ringmaster) [02:20:40]38 Anybody Killa - That Shit You On (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Medicine Bag) [02:24:34]39 Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper! (from Donker Mag) [02:27:28]40 Tech N9ne - That Box (feat. Kutt Calhoun, Big Krizz Kaliko, Snug Brim, Greed & Skatterman) (from Misery Loves Kompany) [02:30:45]41 Twiztid - Hound Dogs (from Mostasteless) [02:36:35]42 Violent J - Multiple Myselves (from Wizard Of The Hood (Deluxe Edition)) [02:42:36]43 Insane Clown Posse - Truth Dare (from Psychopathics From Outer Space 3) [02:45:32]44 Twiztid - Lift Me Up (from Abominationz) [02:49:03]45 Dark Lotus - Corrosion (from Black Rain) [02:53:03]46 DJ Clay - Fuck The Radio (feat. Violent J & Axe Murder Boys) (from Book of the Wicked Chapter 2) [02:56:27]47 Kottonmouth Kings - Anarchy Through Capitalism (from High Society) [02:59:50]48 Kottonmouth Kings - We The People (from High Society) [03:00:27]49 Dark Lotus - Swarm (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [03:06:14]50 Twiztid - Zombie (from Psychopathics From Outer Space 3) [03:11:00]51 O.D.S. - See You All In Hell (from Let ‘Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4) [03:14:46]52 Twiztid - They Told Me (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [03:17:08]53 Die Antwoord - Fok Julie Naaiers (from Ten$ion) [03:20:08]54 Dayton Family - Murder City (from Charges of Indictment) [03:24:02]55 Twiztid - Different (from Freek Show) [03:27:18]56 Twiztid - You’re The Reazon (from Mirror Mirror) [03:30:51]57 Shaggy 2 Dope - I Live My Life On Stage (from Book of the Wicked) [03:36:20]58 Insane Clown Posse - Let’s Go All The Way (from Bizzar) [03:40:14]59 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [03:43:37]60 The Entire Hatchet Family - Kept Grindin’ (from Let ‘Em Bleed Vol. 3) [03:49:35]
Monday Jul 14, 2014
Monday Jul 14, 2014
Doog gninrom, strevrep! Emoclew ot eht Suoenallecsim Ytiralucatkcuf Noitide Emulov Owt. All right, enough of that horse hockey. I’ve been feeling particularly irritated by certain religions lately, so we’re kicking this shit off with the epic “Fuck You” anthem, “Cult,” by the almighty Slayer. Yojne, beeeotch…es!01 Slayer - Cult (from Christ Illusion) [00:00:28]02 Psyclon Nine - Parasitic (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:05:03]03 Scars On Broadway - World Long Gone (from Scars On Broadway) [00:09:49]04 Apoptygma Berzerk - Unicorn (Duet Version) (from Harmonizer (Norwegian Ver.)) [00:13:04]05 Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat (from Fortress) [00:17:14]06 Deicide - When Heaven Burns (from Scars of the Crucifix) [00:21:08]07 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:25:20]08 Nine Inch Nails - Heresy (from The Downward Spiral) [00:31:00]09 Between The Buried And Me - Autodidact (from Alaska) [00:34:54]10 KMFDM - Godlike (Doglike Mix) (from Naïve/Hell To Go) [00:40:16]11 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf In Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party) [00:45:40]12 The Reborn Identity - Violent At Heart (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [00:49:26]13 Five Pointe O - The Infinity (from Untitled) [00:54:23]14 Dashboard Confessional - Don’t Wait (from Dusk And Summer) [00:58:45]15 KC - Extreme Steel (Counterstrike Rmx) (from (((d[-_-]b))) DnB & Breakcore by Upstart) [01:02:44]16 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I’ve Failed You) [01:09:21]17 Behemoth - Antichristian Phenomenon (from Zos Kia Cultus (Here And Beyond)) [01:13:36]18 Avenged Sevenfold - God Hates Us (from Nightmare) [01:18:10]19 Tub Ring - Invalid (from Fermi Paradox) [01:23:16]20 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima) [01:27:06]21 Marilyn Manson - Coma White (from Mechanical Animals) [01:33:05]22 Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined (from The Fragile (Left)) [01:38:24]23 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:42:02]24 Muse - The 2nd Law - Unsustainable (from The 2nd Law (Deluxe Edition)) [01:45:09]25 Leftover Crack - Atheist Anthem (from Mediocre Generica) [01:48:55]26 From Autumn To Ashes - Where Do You Draw The Line (from Abandon Your Friends) [01:52:13]27 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul) [01:56:38]28 Metallica - Broken, Beat & Scarred (from Death Magnetic (Guitar Hero III Remaster)) [02:00:53]29 Marilyn Manson - Deformography (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:07:14]30 Mike Patton - Ore D’Amore (from Mondo Cane) [02:11:44]31 Bleeding Through - This Time Nothing Is Sacred (from Bleeding Through) [02:14:30]32 Kiril Dzajkovski - Sweet Darkness Of Solitude (from Homebound) [02:17:45]33 Deftones - Cherry Waves (from Saturday Night Wrist) [02:24:07]
Monday Jul 07, 2014
Monday Jul 07, 2014
WHAT’S UP, PERVERTS?!?! EMOCLEW TO THE SECOND VOLUME OF THE LIVE LOUD EDITION OF MONDAY MORNING AURAL SEX! OBVIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD PLAY ALL THESE TRACKS AT A COMPLETELY REASONABLE VOLUME SO AS NOT TO DARE OFFEND ANY NEIGHBOR, RELATIVE, OR EASILY-IRRITATED FUCKHEAD. THEN AGAIN, FUCK THAT SHIT! IF YOUR EARS AREN’T BLEEDING AND THE COPS HAVEN’T SHOWN UP YET, YOU’RE APPARENTLY NOT LISTENING TO THIS SHIT LOUD ENOUGH. SO, AS WE ERAPERP OT YOJNE, LET US FIRST OPEN OUR EAR AND MINDHOLES WIDE FOR THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CORPORATE FUCKING AVENGER.01 Corporate Avenger - When I Get To Heaven (from Born Again) [00:00:34]02 Corporate Avenger - The Bible Is Bullshit (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:02:26]03 Rollins Band - Burned Beyond Recognition (from Life Time) [00:07:13]04 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:10:08]05 System Of A Down - Soil (from System Of A Down) [00:14:08]06 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [00:17:33]07 30 Seconds To Mars - Attack (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:21:28]08 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:24:36]09 Insane Clown Posse - Assassins (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [00:29:35]10 After The Burial - Cursing Akenaten (from Rareform) [00:33:17]11 Combichrist - Get Your Body Beat (from Get Your Body Beat) [00:37:17]12 Marilyn Manson - Inauguration of the Mechanical Christ (from Last Tour On Earth) [00:41:49]13 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar) [00:44:33]14 As I Lay Dying - Forsaken (from An Ocean Between Us) [00:50:07]15 Panic DHH - Reach (from Reach Single) [00:55:10]16 Alice In Chains - Man In The Box (from Facelift) [00:58:42]17 PT Grimm - Black Seed (from Entropy’s Sideshow) [01:03:25]18 Ministry - Just One Fix (V.E.) (from Just One Fix Single) [01:05:59]19 Prong - Idealistic Types (from Power of the Damager (Japanese Import)) [01:10:15]20 Arch Enemy - We Will Rise (from Anthems Of Rebellion) [01:13:35]21 All Shall Perish - Never…Again (from Awaken The Dreamers) [01:17:34]22 Rammstein - Weisses Fleisch (from Herzeleid) [01:20:44]23 All That Remains - Some Of The People, All Of The Time (from For We Are Many) [01:24:17]24 Pantera - I’m Broken (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:27:35]25 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.) [01:31:46]26 Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:34:12]27 Lolita Storm - Suzy (Straight Version) (from Sick Slits EP) [01:40:17]28 Passenger Of Shit - Snortwhitepoopowderupgoatscunt (from Floating With My Poo) [01:42:12]29 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder) [01:45:31]30 Bad Brains - Kick Out The Jams (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Pump Up The Volume OST) [01:49:52]31 A Black Rose Burial - The Epidemic of Unexpected Relapses (from An Awakening of Revenants) [01:52:53]32 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [01:56:04]33 AFI - …But Home Is Nowhere (from Sing The Sorrow) [02:00:02]34 PT Grimm - Piss Upon Your Smile (from Entropy’s Sideshow) [02:03:41]35 Marilyn Manson - Rock ’n’ Roll Nigger (Patti Smith cover) (from Smells Like Children) [02:07:33]36 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [02:11:03]37 Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L. (from Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing) [02:16:25]38 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Extended Edit) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [02:21:07]