Monday Morning Aural Sex
February 2022
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Monday Feb 28, 2022
2022-02-28 (All-Star Series: Tech N9ne Edition)
Monday Feb 28, 2022
Monday Feb 28, 2022
DWAAAAAMN! Emo-to-tha-muthafuckin’-clew to the Tech N9ne Edition of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! Goodness gracious, what a fuckin’ podcast do I have in store for us this week. If y’all somehow unfamiliar with Tech N9ne, lemme school ya: Real name Aaron Yates, Tech has been rapping for almost forty fuckin’ years since 1985. Most of the stuff he released in the 20th century is likely buried super fuckin’ deep underground, ‘cause his first official release as Tech N9ne was The Calm Before the Storm in 1999. ’99 was also the year that Tech co-founded his label Strange Music, which has grown to be one of the most successful indie hip-hop labels in history. It wasn’t ’til Anghellic hit store shelves in 2001 that his career started really taking off, however it was his single, “Slacker,” off Absolute Power (released the following year) that caught my attention.
I adored that track so much that I immediately bought both of those albums at the CD store I worked at at the time. Even though Absolute Power is the album that caught my attention initially, I enjoyed Anghellic even more. Aside from Busta Rhymes and Eminem, I hadn’t heard anyone with a flow like his. I greatly appreciated the darker subject matter of his tracks (especially in Suicide Letters), and I later learned that his style was known as chopping. Thus, you have tracks like Midwest & Worldwide Choppers. His name (Tech N9ne) was apparently given to him by another rapper named Black Walt due to his style. In fact, first up, we’ll be hearing a fan favorite track of his called Stamina where he’s literally just rapping over gunshots.
Tech’s clear love for his hometown of Kansas City, Missouri can’t be overstated. It’s all over his lyrics, and he even released a song called, “Red Kingdom,” for the Kansas City Chiefs in 2019 before they played in the AFC Championship against the Patriots. Also, I’m not sure who created the drink Caribou Lou, but it certainly got much more popular after Tech’s song about it. It’s an incredibly tasty cocktail mixing 151 rum, Malibu and pineapple juice, and I damn near drank myself into an alcoholic coma with some especially potent Caribou Lou-ish concoctions at the 2007 Gathering of the Juggalos. 151 was actually discontinued by Bacardi in 2016; some speculate that they were tired of being sued for the pyrotechnic stunts that it inspired. My personal experiences with 151 are both extensive and vividly colorful. If any of y’all curious, I’ve definitely got some stories. Shit can be fuckin’ dangerous, for real.
Anyway, I digress. You perverts want to know somethin’ fuckin’ wild that I discovered in compiling this edition? The “featuring,” section of Tech’s Discogs page has 326 fuckin’ entries. I’m sure there are a number of repeats for tracks that appeared in multiple places, but Jesus twat-fiddling Christ, this man is prolific as fuck (and fuck is very prolific indeed). I’ve been a huge Tech N9ne fan for 20 years now, I’ve seen him live a bunch of times (and every time has been fuckin’ excellent), but I had no idea exactly how expansive his catalogue was until I did this.
For example, I had no idea that Corey Taylor had guested on multiple Tech tracks, and they’re all fuckin’ awesome. I had no idea that he recently released a dubstep EP with an artist named HU$H. That shit right there is one of the reasons why I do these All-Stars. It allows me and whomever else is listening to do a deeper dive into the careers of exceptionally interesting artists than we’d perhaps ever do on our own. In a way, each of these podcasts is a challenge from me to you; a challenge to try something new and/or simply to yojne something familiar. It’s also a challenge for me due to the sheer amount of time and effort I put into these week after week. I hope I’m not the only one who appreciates the challenge, but even if that were the case, I still would just as much.
Anyway, I should probably wrap this shit up before I start yammering as I do. As always, I encourage the fuck and the shit out of y’all to delve even deeper into this artist’s music once you’re through with this podcast. All of the All-Star Series artists are 100% worthy of your attention in one or many different ways, and while this is the 19th installment of my series, Tech has the honor of being the first hip-hop artist to be featured. I have no doubt I’ll be doing one for Immortal Technique at some point as well, so keep your eyes and ears peeled.
All that muthafuckin’ shit done muthafuckin’ said, let us muthafuckin’ yojne, muthafuckaaaas!
01 Tech N9ne - Stamina (from Anghellic) [00:03:11]
02 Tech N9ne - I’m A Playa (feat. Krizz Kaliko) (from Absolute Power) [00:03:25]
03 Tech N9ne - Straight Out The Gate (feat. Serj Tankian & Krizz Kaliko) (from Something Else) [00:08:20]
04 Tech N9ne, HU$H - SMILEY (from BLIGHT) [00:12:31]
05 Tech N9ne - He’s A Mental Giant (from All 6’s And 7’s) [00:16:11]
06 Tech N9ne - Einstein (from Anghellic) [00:19:59]
07 Tech N9ne - I DON'T FIT (feat. King Iso & Seuss Mace) (from ASIN9NE) [00:23:57]
08 The Underground Avengers - Thanos (feat. Tech N9ne, Twiztid, Rittz, Jelly Roll, Krizz Kaliko, CRUCIFIX, King Iso & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Anomaly 88) [00:27:35]
09 Tech N9ne - Just Die? (Intro 1) (from ENTERFEAR) [00:33:33]
10 Tech N9ne - The Industry Is Punks (from Absolute Power) [00:36:31]
11 Tech N9ne - No See Umz (feat. Snow Tha Product & Russ) (from ASIN9NE) [00:42:01]
12 Tech N9ne - Midwest Choppers (feat. D-Loc, Krizz Kaliko & Dalima) (from Misery Loves Kompany) [00:45:14]
13 GAWNE - This Is War (feat. Tech N9ne & Atlus) (from This Is War) [00:51:45]
14 Merkules - Warfare (feat. Snow Tha Product & Tech N9ne) (from Warfare) [00:55:20]
15 Tech N9ne - F.T.I. (feat. Greed, Krizz Kaliko, Kutt Calhoun, Skatterman & Snug Brim) (from Anghellic (Reparation)) [00:59:40]
16 Tech N9ne - Imma Tell (from Absolute Power) [01:05:02]
17 Tech N9ne - That Box (feat. Kutt Calhoun, Krizz Kaliko, Greed, Skatterman & Snug Brim) (from Misery Loves Kompany) [01:09:47]
18 Tech N9ne - It’s Alive (from Anghellic) [01:15:37]
19 Tech N9ne - Riot Maker (feat. Skatterman & Snug Brim) (from Everready (The Religion)) [01:20:36]
20 Tech N9ne - Face Off (feat. Joey Cool, King Iso & Dwayne Johnson) (from ASIN9NE) [01:26:08]
21 Tech N9ne - Slacker (from Absolute Power) [01:29:46]
22 Tech N9ne - Questions (Rough Draft) (from The Calm Before the Storm) [01:34:02]
23 Tech N9ne - Question Mark This! (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Lex Bratcher) (from ASIN9NE) [01:40:33]
24 Tech N9ne, HU$H - Let Lost Happen (from BLIGHT) [01:43:18]
25 Tech N9ne - Midwest Choppers 2 (feat. K-Dean & Krayzie Bone) (from Sickology 101) [01:46:39]
26 Tech N9ne - I Caught Crazy! (4Ever) (from N9NA) [01:51:13]
27 Tech N9ne - Psycho Messages (from Anghellic) [01:54:04]
28 Tech N9ne - Psycho Bitch (from Anghellic) [01:55:07]
29 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (feat. B.O.B. & Hopsin) (from All 6’s And 7’s) [01:59:38]
30 Twiztid - Serial Killa (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Green Book) [02:03:42]
31 Brotha Lynch Hung - Stabbed (feat. Tech N9ne & Hopsin) (from Mannibalector) [02:06:38]
32 Hopsin - Rip Your Heart Out (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Knock Madness) [02:10:40]
33 Hi-Rez - Overdrive (feat. KR$NA, Tech N9ne, A-F-R-O, Joell Ortiz, Twista & Bizzy Bone) (from Overdrive) [02:14:29]
34 Tech N9ne - Worst Enemy (from Absolute Power) [02:21:37]
35 Tech N9ne - Cursed (from Anghellic) [02:24:15]
36 Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers (feat. Yelawolf, Twista, Busta Rhymes, D-Loc, Twisted Insane, U$O, Ceza & JL B.Hood) (from All 6’s And 7’s) [02:28:43]
37 Sadistik - Death Warrant (feat. Sticky Fingaz & Tech N9ne) (from Ultraviolet) [02:34:09]
38 NF - TRUST (feat. Tech N9ne) (from CLOUDS (THE MIXTAPE)) [02:38:14]
39 Kottonmouth Kings - F.T.I. 2 (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Kottonmouth Kings) [02:42:34]
40 Tech N9ne - P.R. 2KI (from Anghellic) [02:46:55]
41 Tech N9ne - Caribou Lou (from Everready (The Religion)) [02:50:44]
42 Corey Taylor - CMFT Must Be Stopped (feat. Tech N9ne & Kid Bookie) (from Black Eyes Blue / CMFT Must Be Stopped (feat. Tech N9ne & Kid Bookie)) [02:55:15]
43 Insane Clown Posse - Thug Pit (feat. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne & Esham) (from Hallowicked 20th Anniversary) [03:00:27]
44 Liquid Assassin - Serious (feat. Tech N9ne & Black Pegasus) (from Apocalypse) [03:04:49]
45 Tech N9ne - Here I Come (from Anghellic) [03:09:37]
46 Tech N9ne - Areola (feat. 816 Boys) (from Sickology 101) [03:14:35]
47 Tech N9ne - She Devil (feat. D12) (from Absolute Power) [03:19:03]
48 Tech N9ne - Psycho Bitch II (feat. Liquid Assassin) (from Killer) [03:23:43]
49 Krizz Kaliko - Follow The Drip (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Immortal) [03:29:31]
50 Tech N9ne - Speedom (Wwc2) (feat. Eminem & Krizz Kaliko) (from Special Effects) [03:33:00]
51 Solé - Ain't Nobody Fuckin' Wit It (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Skin Deep) [03:37:54]
52 Tech N9ne, HU$H - Wear U Down (from BLIGHT) [03:42:16]
53 Hollywood Undead - Idol (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Idol (feat. Tech N9ne)) [03:45:28]
54 Tech N9ne - Who You Came To See (feat. Krizz Kaliko) (from Anghellic) [03:49:29]
55 Mac Lethal - Angel of Death (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Congratulations) [03:53:45]
56 Tech N9ne - WHAT RHYMES WITH THREAT'LL KILL YA (feat. Nnutthowze, Zkeircrow & Phlaque The Grimstress) (from ASIN9NE) [03:56:52]
57 Tech N9ne - Dr. Sebagh (feat. Landxn Fyre) (from ENTERFEAR) [04:01:19]
58 Tech N9ne - Jellysickle (feat. E-40) (from Everready (The Religion)) [04:05:02]
59 Merkules - Bass (feat. Tech N9ne & Hopsin) (from Bass (feat. Tech N9ne & Hopsin)) [04:08:38]
60 Javon Canty - Armed Criminal Action (feat. Tech N9ne & Fat Tone) (from Armed Criminal Action, Part 2) [04:12:29]
61 Tech N9ne - More Psycho Messages (Skit) (from Special Effects) [04:19:13]
62 Tech N9ne - Psycho Bitch III (feat. Hopsin) (from Special Effects) [04:20:06]
63 Tech N9ne - Bitch Slap (feat. Hopsin, Corey Taylor & GreatDaeg) (from MORE FEAR) [04:25:01]
64 Rittz - Picture Perfect (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Picture Perfect) [04:28:53]
65 Tech N9ne - Yada, Yada, Yada (from Absolute Power) [04:32:54]
66 Tech N9ne - Wither (feat. Corey Taylor) (from Special Effects) [04:39:01]
67 Tech N9ne - Suicide Letters (feat. Nichia Cayson) (from Anghellic) [04:43:42]
68 Tech N9ne - Special (feat. Ashten Ray) (from ASIN9NE) [04:47:51]
69 Dizzy Wright - God Bless America (feat. Big K.R.I.T., Tech N9ne & Chelle) (from The Growing Process) [04:51:25]
70 The Expendables - Goodbye for Now (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Moment) [04:56:06]
71 CES Cru - It's Over (feat. Tech N9ne & Krizz Kaliko) (from 13) [05:00:28]
Monday Feb 21, 2022
2022-02-21 (Entranced Edition Vol. 8)
Monday Feb 21, 2022
Monday Feb 21, 2022
Mmmm… Fuckermothers far and wide, pervalitties and pervarinos, lend me your ears! Emo-muthafuckin’-clew to the 8th volume of the Entranced Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! What sorts of tuneage could we expect to hear in the “entranced,” editions, you might so sheepishly ask? Well, um… trance. Duh. I s’pose I could be playin’ some flangery new wave shit or somethin’, but nah, I’m all about that EDM. You oughta know by now.
For this edition, I dug deeeep as fuck in the ol’ archives. One of these tracks is from 25 fuckin’ years ago. Some of y’all weren’t even alive when this shit came out. I wanted to chock this one full as fuck with nostalgia, but also explore around the nostalgia. Some of these tracks remind me of much better times, and I’m delighted to still retain the memories. Probably a third or so is entirely new finds, others are from podcasts recently past, and another good portion are just dusty-ass jams I dug out for the occasion. Big thanks to my boy Alex for showing me the LTN and Vintage & Morelli tracks. They’re chill as fuck, which trance as a genre certainly can be.
Frankly, there are so many subgenres of trance (which is itself a subgenre of EDM, obviously), it’s a fascinating world to explore if you have the curiosity to do so. Y’all already know I do. Curiosity is most of what projects my ass up and out of bed throughout these blurry fuckin’ days. I hope y’all have equally or far more compelling reasons to do the same.
Any-fuckin’-way, I’ve probably yammered on enough for this week. I sincerely hope whoever was daring enough to hit play on last week’s Fuckfest yojned every last drop of fuck out of it, and I hope the very same for this week’s edition.
With that, let us journey to the holy mindstate of Yojne…
01 Michael Da Brain - Brain 21 “Something For Your Mind” (Kaylab Remix) (from Midnight Club II Original Game Audio (Disc 3)) [00:01:36]
02 Ferry Corsten - It’s Time (from Right of Way) [00:07:31]
03 Kai Tracid - Express Your Hidden Passion (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) [00:12:47]
04 F. Kitchy - [Software] STARFIELD (from D9) [00:19:35]
05 M.O.R.P.H. - Consequence (Woody Van Eyden Mix) (from Back Past HardTrance Days) [00:22:50]
06 Faithless - Insomnia (from Best of Trance Vol. 1) [00:28:05]
07 Silvertear - So Deep (Perfect Sphere Mix) (from So Deep) [00:31:31]
08 Omnia, Ira - The Fusion (from The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix)) [00:38:21]
09 Omnia, Ira - The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix) (from The Fusion (Blastoyz Remix)) [00:41:30]
10 Cosmic Gate - We Got the Fire (feat. Olivia Sebastianelli) (Extended Mix) (from We Got the Fire) [00:44:17]
11 3LAU - How You Love Me (feat. Bright Lights) [Arston Remix] (from How You Love Me (Remixes)) [00:51:13]
12 Jordan Suckley - Hold Me (Extended Mix) (from Hold Me) [00:56:52]
13 syatten - Kind Lady (Amber Shore Mix) (from DEAR Disc - A) [01:03:32]
14 Perpetuous Dreamer - The Sound Of Goodbye (from Best of Trance Vol. 3) [01:08:35]
15 Armin Van Buuren - Fine Without You (from Imagine) [01:12:14]
16 Transwave - Rezwalker (from Destination Goa 1) [01:18:36]
17 Stephen Kennedy - Batman MusicofFunk OC ReMix (from http://www.ocremix.org) [01:26:54]
18 Abraxis - Black Rainbow (from Black Rainbow) [01:31:12]
19 Infected Mushroom - Change The Formality (from Vicious Delicious) [01:37:04]
20 Delerium - Heaven’s Earth (Matt Darey Remix) (from Odyssey: The Remix Collection (Disc 2)) [01:44:49]
21 4 Strings - Revelation (from Believe) [01:53:46]
22 Kansai - Rococco (from Midnight Club II Original Game Audio (Disc 2)) [01:56:49]
23 Graffias - aliceblue (from Linkup original side trance & progressive vol. 1) [02:04:28]
24 Tsukasa - AM-3P -blue Trance mix- (from Diverse Style from “B” 6thstyle) [02:13:49]
25 bLiNd - Donkey Kong Country Blue Vision OC Remix (from http://www.ocremix.org) [02:20:56]
26 Astral Projection - Ambient Galaxy (Disco Valley Mix) (from Dancing Galaxy) [02:25:08]
27 LTN - Out Of This World (from Artist Focus 07) [02:38:48]
28 DJ Encore feat. Engelina - I See Right Through To You [Access Remix] (from I See Right Through To You (Single)) [02:44:58]
29 Omnia - Mystique (Extended Mix) (from Mystique) [02:49:55]
30 Rameses B - Shaman (from Shaman) [02:54:41]
31 Togashi Tomohiko - Nowhere Near (from Linkup remix side trance & progressive vol.1) [02:58:55]
32 Above & Beyond - Alone Tonight (from Tri-State) [03:07:14]
33 Sanxion7 - EternuS (full length) (from Supernova 2 V-RARE) [03:13:36]
34 Infected Mushroom Vs. Liran Ran - Double Click (Piano Version) (from Double Click EP) [03:17:42]
35 Tsukasa - TripMachine Rezonance (from DEAR Disc - B) [03:25:11]
36 Rank 1 - Airwave (Rank 1 Vs. Dutch Force Remix) (from Best of Trance Vol. 2) [03:28:56]
37 Vintage & Morelli - Daydream (Extended Mix) (from My Rose Enchanted Destiny) [03:36:21]
38 Rellik - Earthbound Dreaming on Distant Shores OC ReMix (from http://www.ocremix.org) [03:44:58]
39 Boom Jinx, Soundprank - We Know (feat. Katrine Stenbekk) (Vintage & Morelli Remix) (from We Know) [03:51:11]
40 Ayumi Hamasaki - Depend On You (Svenson & Gielen Club Mix) (from Cyber TRANCE presents ayu trance 2) [03:55:58]
41 Laava - Wherever You Are (I Feel Love) (from Best of Trance Vol. 3) [04:02:36]
42 RAM, Susana, Tales Of Life - You Are Enough (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Extended Remix) (from You Are Enough (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Remix)) [04:06:12]
43 Craig Connelly - Run Away (feat. Cammie Robinson) (Extended Club Mix) (from Run Away) [04:14:20]
44 Gareth Emery, NASH - Yesterday (feat. Linney) (Extended Mix) (from Yesterday) [04:21:25]
45 HALIENE, Maratone - Make It To Tomorrow (Atsuni & Manuel Le Saux Remix) (from Make It To Tomorrow (Atsuni & Manuel Le Saux Remix)) [04:26:15]
46 DT8 Project - Hold Me Till The End (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Hold Me Till The End (Ferry Corsten Remix)) [04:30:01]
47 youith - Look To The Sky (ignition.Start mix) (from DEAR Disc - A) [04:33:35]
48 Giuseppe Ottaviani - Till The Sunrise (Mixed) (from A State Of Trance FOREVER Spotlight: Giuseppe Ottaviani) [04:38:46]
Monday Feb 14, 2022
2022-02-14 (Valentine’s Day Fuçkfest Edition Vol. 3)
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Mmmm… Good fuckin’ evening, perverts. Happy fuckin’ Valentine’s Day, and I do mean that quite literally. Emo-fuuuuckin’-clew one and all, perverts new and old to the third volume of the Valentine’s Day Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ Sex! I haven’t made a new one of these in a little over 8 years, and boy-oh-girl, this is one for the books. By the time I post this and it finally reaches your ever so eager little earholes, I will have been awake for over 24 hours. Why? Well, I had a lot of new samples to record. Veteran perverts from Fuckfests past will know that I fill these editions with all sorts of lasciviousness both from personal experiences and just random clips from movies and such. All the names have been concealed to protect the not-so-fucking-innocent, of course. In some cases, some of the samples are even sped up or slowed down to conceal a little more.
This edition has a little over a third of completely new finds. Most of the rest is stuff I’ve played before, but obviously not in the context of a compilation as delectable as this. Good amount of Rammstein in this one. I guess there’s just somethin’ about German industrial metal that really pumps my crank. Anyway, no need to yammer on any further. Feel free to strip allll the way down and play with yourselves as you yojne the sweet & salty melodies, especially if you’re in public.
With that… we cummm… to the yojne!
01 Sasha Grey - Let’s Play (from Talk Dirty To Me (feat. Sasha Grey)) [00:01:29]
02 Lil Mariko - Hi, I'm a Slut (from Lil Mariko) [00:01:53]
03 S3RL - Bass Slut (from Bass Slut / It Went / Crazy Ass Bitch) [00:04:47]
04 Gut - Strawsuckers (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Pimps Of Gore EP) [00:10:11]
05 Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande - Get On Your Knees (from The Pinkprint) [00:14:05]
06 Pink Guy - She's So Nice (from Pink Season) [00:17:49]
07 Little Big - Big Dick (from Funeral Rave) [00:20:32]
08 Insane Clown Posse - I Stuck Her With My Wang (from The Terror Wheel EP) [00:23:38]
09 Shat - Lick My Balls, Then My Ass (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [00:27:33]
10 Rezz - Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron) (from Taste of You (feat. Dove Cameron)) [00:28:33]
11 20 Fingers - Lick It (feat. Roula) (20 Finger Club Mix) (from Lick It (feat. Roula)) [00:31:22]
12 Chris Crocker - I Want Your Bite (from Legacy: The Compilation Album) [00:35:41]
13 Organ Donors - Make the Girlies Wet (from Make the Girlies Wet) [00:39:05]
14 Deftones - Needles And Pins (from Deftones) [00:46:25]
15 FKA Twigs - Two Weeks (from LP1) [00:49:47]
16 Elon Dust - Wish You Were Here (feat. Melissa Heart) (from Wish You Were Here) [00:53:56]
17 BLACK NEON - Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix) (from Midnight In LA (Champagne Drip Remix)) [00:57:18]
18 The Weeknd - The Hills (from Beauty Behind The Madness) [01:01:31]
19 Jai Wolf - Starlight (from Starlight) [01:05:33]
20 Kasbo - Kaleidoscope (from Kasbo) [01:09:22]
21 Excision, Savvy - Sleepless (Xilent Remix) (from X Rated (The Remixes)) [01:14:36]
22 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imagō) [01:19:48]
23 Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (from Mutter) [01:26:13]
24 Benny Benassi - Who's Your Daddy? (Extended Mix) (from Who’s Your Daddy?) [01:30:58]
25 ppcocaine - DDLG (from DDLG) [01:37:27]
26 Doll.ia - Kawaii Kitchen! (from The Magical Prelude) [01:40:01]
27 CORPSE, Savage Ga$p - E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE! (from E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!) [01:41:29]
28 Yung Myst - 18yr old Rough Fvck (from 18yr old Rough Fvck) [01:43:16]
29 Boondox - Freak Bitch (from Krimson Creek) [01:46:12]
30 MoxiFloxi - Brat (from Brat) [01:49:57]
31 Lindemann - Knebel (from F & M (Deluxe)) [01:52:27]
32 AG - Terrible Thing (from Terrible Thing) [01:56:15]
33 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery) [01:59:55]
34 Ginuwine - Pony (from Ginuwine… The Bachelor) [02:03:42]
35 Excision, Datsik & Mr. Hudson - Jaguar (from X-Rated) [02:07:59]
36 Rendezvous At Two - Play with Me (from Play with Me) [02:11:25]
37 Rammstein - Spiel Mit Mir (from Sehnsucht) [02:15:31]
38 iSorin - Embrace (motionxbeats remix) (from Embrace (motionxbeats remix)) [02:20:15]
39 Vallis Alps - Thru (from Vallis Alps) [02:24:51]
40 Hucci - Desire (Slowed) (from Desire (Slowed)) [02:29:03]
41 Flight Facilities - Crave You (Adventure Club Remix) (from Crave You (Remixes)) [02:33:13]
42 Hadouken! - Oxygen (Gemini Remix) (from Oxygen (EP)) [02:37:25]
43 Melleefresh, deadmau5 - Hey Baby (from Hey Baby) [02:42:08]
44 Gnarkill - I Got Erection! (from GNARKILL) [02:49:21]
45 Battle Beast - Resurrection By Erection (from The Sacrament Of Sin (Deluxe Version)) [02:51:33]
46 Lords of Acid - She And Mr. Jones (Uncensored) (from Heaven Is An Orgasm) [02:55:25]
47 Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella “Fuck on Me” Remix) (from Fire Hive (Krewella “Fuck on Me” Remix)) [03:00:27]
48 Ashnikko, Raf Riley - Fuck Me In Shibuya (from Sass Pancakes) [03:03:37]
49 Lucille Bogan - Till The Cows Come Home (from Shave ‘Em Dry: The Best Of Lucille Bogan) [03:07:17]
50 Miss Construction - F**k Me, too (from Kunstprodukt) [03:10:08]
51 Victoria Monét - F.U.C.K. (from F.U.C.K.) [03:14:35]
52 Johnny Rain - P.U.S.S.Y. (from Villain) [03:18:16]
53 Lords of Acid - Pussy (Round) (from Our Little Secret) [03:25:24]
54 untrusted - WAP (from WAP) [03:29:26]
55 Otto Von Schirach - Astronomical (from Draculo) [03:32:00]
56 Danzig - How The Gods Kill (from Danzig III: How The Gods Kill) [03:34:57]
57 Audiostalkers - Sex (from Attack Of The Blog) [03:40:46]
58 Lovage - Sex (I’m A) (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [03:44:44]
59 Stone Temple Pilots - Sex Type Thing (2017 Remaster) (from Core (Super Deluxe Edition)) [03:51:09]
60 Benassi Bros., Violeta - I Love My Sex (Sfaction Remix) (from Hypnotica (Benny Benassi Presents The Biz)) [03:54:45]
61 Jaëss - Sexy girl (from Sexy girl) [03:58:12]
62 PLAZA - All Mine (from All Mine) [04:03:35]
63 Formal Chicken, Snuggles, Weegie - Never Gonna Give You Up (from Never Gonna Give You Up) [04:07:24]
64 Borgore & Dudu Tassa - Wayak (from Wild Out EP) [04:09:02]
65 Ashlee - Alone With You (from Alone With You) [04:12:17]
66 Lucii, Sam Lamar - You (from You) [04:15:21]
67 zandros, VIZIER - hedonist (from hedonist) [04:19:26]
68 spunkspurter - debauchery massacre (from mop3022 lurking between rotten walls) [04:21:55]
69 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [04:23:25]
70 Apocalyptica - Seemann (feat. Nina Hagen) (from Amplified: A Decade Of Reinventing The Cello (Disc 2)) [04:28:04]
71 Jhené Aiko - Come On (from Chilombo (Deluxe)) [04:32:43]
72 Brooke Candy - Cum (feat. Iggy Azalea) (from SEXORCISM) [04:35:26]
73 Landon Tewers - Cum Captain (from Dead Kid) [04:38:02]
74 Excision, Illenium, Shallows - Gold (Stupid Love) (from Apex) [04:42:16]
75 j'san - i'm in love with u, sorry (from i’m in love with u, sorry) [04:47:06]
76 Little Big - Skibidi (Romantic Edition) (from Skibidi) [04:51:59]
77 Shat - Cum-N-Go (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [04:55:10]
Monday Feb 07, 2022
2022-02-07 (Fuçktaçular Classics Edition Vol. 3)
Monday Feb 07, 2022
Monday Feb 07, 2022
F-U-C-K-muthafuckin’-tacular Classics Edition Vol. 3, muthafuckaaaas! Oh my me and he and she and I and you and we am all the universe, do I have a podcast in store for us all today. This is a compilation of some of my favorite tracks from my earliest podcasts. For any of y’all who enjoy these, oh man, I could keep goin’ with these editions for quite a while yet. I mean, I could easily keep auto-cannibalizing until I hang up my headphones. The amount of fucktacularity that’s been prominently featured on this podcast over the years is fuckin’ staggering, and it will no doubt continue until it simply cannot anymore. Either that, or I just put it down again like I did in 2015 and between ’16-’19. Jesus fuck, I’ve actually been doing this for 10 years, hiatuses notwithstanding. Furry eel though, my very first podcast was uploaded on January 30th of 2012. That first edition didn’t have any theme, or even a title, and I didn’t even get a Podbean account until the next week after Soundcloud ousted me and I had to find somewhere else to host this.
Also, that first edition was my first Flashback Edition as well, and will eventually be flashed back to yet again ‘cause I had to delete it to make room for other editions. Let’s just say that Podbean had a different way of doing things back then, and I’m very glad they switched it up. Any-fuckin’-way, 10 fuckin’ years. Feels about right, frankly. The past decade has been exhausting beyond comprehension for me, and I have little reason to doubt the next one will be even more so, but I’ll keep putting one foot in front of another so long as I have a reason to do so. Shit, I might even keep on without a reason just to see if another emerges. If one doesn’t emerge, perhaps I’ll create one. The possibilities are fuckin’ endless, right? Sure, whatever, ya fuckin’ hippie.
Lemme vomit some verbiage at ya for a sec. There are two tracks on here by an artist named D-MonyK. I’m almost 100% certain that this podcast is literally the only place you’ll hear them. Dude seems to have completely disappeared off the internet, or else didn’t have much of a presence there as D-MonyK in the first place. Anyway, I have a special place in my heart for his stuff ‘cause he’s the guy who gave me my lower lip spikes back in 2-thousand-fuckin’-5. He was doin’ light body mod stuff out of his apartment. Is that illegal? Anyway, my friend Bekah and I (she introduced us) got some stuff pierced to help him pay his bills, and shit, I’ve loved my mods every day since. This edition is actually chock the fuck full of some classic fuckin’ aggro EDM between breakcore, hardstyle, speedcore, and whatever the fuck Defrag and Otto Von Schirach are. Some of these dudes are basically their own genre, which is fuckin’ awesome to me. Not even like it’s particularly difficult ‘cause all you have to do is produce a broad range of stuff, but to be as fuckin’ excellent at it all as these guys are? My utmost fuckin’ respect.
Moving on, lots of phenomenal fuckin’ metal in this. Some of these songs have been favorites of mine since the early fuckin’ 90s before I was even able to cream my jeans, before some of my best friends were even born. That’s right, muthafuckas, I’m an elder millenial, get off me. The live Metallica cover of Anti-Nowhere League’s, “So What,” was a huge delight in my childhood, and remains such throughout my so-called adulthood. I’d never heard anyone say such so-called profanity before, since I’d only gotten into fuckin’ Jefferson Starship, Vanilla Ice, Michael Jackson and shit like that up to that point. My parents bought me the Live Shit: Binge and Purge boxset for Xmas that year, and they actually asked me, “So that’s all the Metallica you’ll ever need, right? You’ve got it all now?” It’s difficult to imagine them actually being serious about that, but I wouldn’t put it past them. Besides, comprehensive discography boxsets definitely exist, and maybe they thought that’s what they were getting me.
This edition also features the very first song I ever assembled. I say assembled ‘cause it’s all premade loops & samples. Actually took me all fuckin’ month to get it exactly the way I wanted it, and I would likely never do a track all premade like that again unless I was feeling exceptionally lazy or I was going for something intentional for whatever reason. Anyway, moving on, be sure to listen the fuck up during the longer, 9-minute-plus tracks. Lye by Mistake, Venetian Snares and Astral Projection all deserve your attention in my opinion, and I sincerely hope you’ll agree. Actually, I just realized the Astral Projection track is a significantly shorter cut for the compilation I took it from. The original is over 13 minutes long, but both are plenty fucktacular. I included a Slayer track because, well, I don’t have it in me to exclude a track as fuckin’ punishing as Disciple from my repertoire even if Tom Arraya’s politics are… unenlightened at best. Still tickles the fuck out of me that the dude’s actually Catholic, talkin’ ‘bout “god hates us all,” and then saying, “god doesn’t hate anyone.”
Deacon Boombastardizer, I haven’t heard anything from that dude in well over a decade, but I also haven’t searched all too extensively. That might be another case where this podcast is literally the only place to find his stuff. Same might be true of Daiquiri and is deeeefinitely true of Wait Until Dark all the way at the end. The former is a Canadian group that I haven’t heard a peep from since 2005, but they might still be active; I’m not sure. Wait Until Dark is a band I did photography for way back in the day ‘cause I worked with the guitarist at CD World even wayer back in the day. Still love the fuck out of the song I included, and it’s got a lovely surprise at the end. I think it’s a fitting conclusion to this epic fuckin’ collection right here.
Anyway, I could go on and on, but we should actually listen to the music at some point. I know I’m gonna yojne the ever-loving fuck out of this, and I hope y’all do as well.
Sooooo, YOJJJJJNEEEEE!!!
01 Evol Intent - The Foreword (feat. J Messinian) (from Era of Diversion) [00:04:19]
02 00111111 - Talk 01 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-04-30 (Fuck Geograpy Edition feat. Constance Felix)) [00:06:51]
03 Primus - Welcome To This World (from Pork Soda) [00:07:53]
04 D-MonyK - Track 12 (from The Hardstomp Revolution) [00:11:28]
05 00111111 - Talk 01 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-07-23 (Exquisite Madness Edition, Part 1)) [00:13:51]
06 Naked City - Bonehead (from Grand Guignol) [00:15:31]
07 Twiztid - Bagz (from Freek Show) [00:16:24]
08 Slipknot - Get This (from Slipknot [Expanded]) [00:19:22]
09 00111111 - Talk 03 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-03-12) [00:21:23]
10 Ministry - Just One Fix (V.E.) (from Just One Fix Single) [00:22:18]
11 Insane Clown Posse - Down With The Clown (from The Great Milenko) [00:26:36]
12 00111111 - Talk 01 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-04-16 (The !!!!!!! Edition)) [00:30:28]
13 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [00:30:52]
14 Interruptvector vs DJ Plague - Ahh, Das Ist Musik (from Speedcore.ca) [00:35:05]
15 Spineshank - The Height Of Callousness (from The Height Of Callousness) [00:39:44]
16 00111111 - Talk 07 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-03-12) [00:42:46]
17 Metallica - So What (Live) (from Live Shit: Binge and Purge (Disc 3)) [00:43:12]
18 GWAR - S.F.W. (from S.F.W. OST) [00:45:05]
19 George Carlin - Preface (from Brain Droppings [Disc 1]) [00:47:20]
20 00111111 - Doom'n'Bass [00:51:32]
21 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems of Rebellion) [00:54:57]
22 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (from Renegades) [00:58:31]
23 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante) [01:04:07]
24 Defrag vs. Pigface - MYOB (Super Fast Fast Fast) (from 8-Bit Head) [01:10:11]
25 00111111 - Talk 01 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-05-21 (The .?. Edition)) [01:10:14]
26 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK) [01:11:06]
27 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (from A Drug Against War) [01:16:59]
28 Lolita Storm - Suzy (Straight Version) (from Sick Slits EP) [01:20:39]
29 Lye By Mistake - Nero's Intention (from Arrangements For Fulminating Vective) [01:22:33]
30 iwrestledabearonce - Tastes Like Kevin Bacon (from It's All Happening) [01:31:45]
31 Mr. Oizo - No Day Massacre (from Analog Worms Attack) [01:35:04]
32 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (from Irony Is A Dead Scene EP (feat. Mike Patton)) [01:39:20]
33 The Walking Dead - Heaven Is A Lie (from S2:E11) [01:45:18]
34 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [01:45:18]
35 Astral Projection - Ambient Galaxy (Disco Valley mix) (from Angel's Chill Trance Essentials 1 (Disc 2)) [01:49:06]
36 Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch (from Halber Mensch) [01:58:58]
37 Snake River Conspiracy - Vulcan (from Sonic Jihad) [02:03:07]
38 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - My Dad Shaves His Beemus Every Kwanzaa (from The Tragic Urn Spill) [02:07:06]
39 00111111 - Talk 01 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-01-14 (SpeedbreakhardglitSchIrachDoorMousecore Edition Vol. 1)) [02:11:01]
40 Otto Von Schirach - Subatomic Disco Divas (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [02:11:53]
41 Loffciamcore & Imil - At Least Speedcore Artists Aren't In It For The Money (from 3 Way Shit) [02:15:53]
42 Defragmentation - Noise Anthology (from Self-Construct) [02:18:12]
43 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [02:22:31]
44 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll) [02:26:30]
45 Passenger Of Shit - Snortwhitepoopowderupgoatscunt (from Floating With My Poo) [02:35:29]
46 m1dy - 37 Dicks (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEEEEDCORE) [02:38:54]
47 D-MonyK - Dildo Pot Pie (from D-MonyK misc.) [02:40:39]
48 Loffciamcore - I'm Fucking You On Friday (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEEEEEEDCORE) [02:45:07]
49 Deacon Boombastardizer - Deepthroat (from the interwebz) [02:47:15]
50 L.E.D. - IXION (from Denjin K) [02:51:17]
51 Beastie Boys - The Sounds of Science (from Paul's Boutique) [02:55:21]
52 Daiquiri - Night Ruiner (from Babies Making Babies) [02:58:31]
53 Adam Ant - Beat My Guest (from Goody Two Shoes) [03:02:00]
54 Jon Lajoie - I Kill People (from I Kill People) [03:05:11]
55 00111111 - Talk 04 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-03-26) [03:10:08]
56 The Berzerker - No One Wins (from Dissimulate) [03:10:17]
57 00111111 - Talk 05 (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-03-26) [03:12:07]
58 Ace of Base - Beautiful Life (from The Bridge) [03:12:14]
59 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [03:15:50]
60 Wait Until Dark - Tombe De Le Incannu (from Wait Until Dark) [03:18:54]