Monday Morning Aural Sex
August 2013
Episodes
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Monday Aug 26, 2013
Mmmmwahahaha… Ooooh yeah! Whatchu kno' 'bout a muthafuckin' Satanic Senior Citizen Blood Orgy in a Kiddie Pool Filled With Pickles? Not very much, I dare say. Is it random? I mean, truly rrrrrraaaaannnndoooommm??? Nah, not really. The only true randomness comes from things without any sort of consciousness, and really, how can we silly little humans presume to define consciousness itself by our own drastically narrow experience of it? Am I implying that maybe, just maybe, there might be a g_D out there somewhere? …Nah. To be honest, my bowels are almost completely empty on the subject (or, to put it another way, I just don't give a shit). Anyway, I've got a podcast chock the fuck full to the brim of exquisite aural fucktacularity in store for you this week. Although, do you really think I'd ever say anything like, "Eh, this week's podcast is mediocre. Go ahead and skip it?" Not very fucking likely, my dearest perverts! So, cover yourself in vanilla pudding, crank up the fuckin' yojne knob and… fuckin' yojne!
01 Mark N - I Love Faeces (from Ministry of Shit) [00:01:45]
02 Buckethead - The Hand (feat. Maximum Bob & Ani Maldjian) (from Enter The Chicken) [00:02:13]
03 Scatman John - Scatman (Game Over Jazz) (from Scatman's World) [00:06:34]
04 Einstürzende Neubauten - Halber Mensch (from Halber Mensch) [00:11:34]
05 Taylor Mali - Totally Like Whatever (from Poems From The Like Free Zone) [00:15:42]
06 Tech N9ne - Straight Out The Gate (feat. Serj Tankian & Krizz Kaliko) (from Something Else) [00:18:06]
07 Magnetic Man - Crossover (feat. Katy B) (from Skarz [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [00:22:17]
08 Psyclon Nine - Parasitic (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:24:57]
09 The Fall of Troy - Panic Attack! (feat. Schoolyard Heroes) (from In The Unlikely Event) [00:29:43]
10 Immortal Technique - Open Your Eyes (from The 3rd World) [00:33:17]
11 Immortal Technique - Payback (feat. Diabolic & Rass Kass) (from The 3rd World) [00:38:32]
12 Skrillex - First of the Year (Equinox) [Original Mix] (from More Monsters and Sprites EP) [00:42:59]
13 DevilDriver - Pray For Villains (from Pray For Villains) [00:47:10]
14 Skkatter - Please Take My Head Out Of This Bucket Of Ice (from Ministry of Shit) [00:51:08]
15 P.T. Grimm - Clown Dirge (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:54:36]
16 Dead By Wednesday - Resist (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:57:56]
17 Tyler Durden - This Is Your Life (from Fight Club OST) [01:00:23]
18 Daft Punk - Derezzed [The Glitch Mob Remix] (from TRON Legacy: R3C0NF1GUR3D) [01:03:52]
19 The Berzerker - Final Sacrifice (from Industrial Fucking Strength 3 - 667: Neighbor of the Beast (Disc 2)) [01:08:12]
20 The Living Graham Bond - Winter Hunter (feat. Fiona Bevan) [Bare Noize Remix] (from Damage [mixed by Laceration Selekta]) [01:12:24]
21 Orgy - Fiction (Dreams In Digital) (from Vapor Transmission) [01:16:42]
22 The Agonist - Ideomotor (from Prisoners) [01:20:06]
23 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across the Valley (from Black Triage) [01:28:06]
24 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:33:38]
25 Unexpect - In Velvet Coffins We Slept (from We, Invaders) [01:39:38]
26 Ultraviolence - Masochist Breakdown (from Ultraviolence Misc.) [01:47:52]
27 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Suicide's Best Friend (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [01:52:41]
28 P.A.L. - Gelöbnis (Terrorfakt Remix) (from Terrorfakt Misc.) [01:55:52]
29 Orbital - The Box (Single Version) (from Work 1989-2002) [02:01:06]
30 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [02:05:15]
31 Deftones - Royal (from Diamond Eyes) [02:13:01]
32 Cunninlynguists - Hypnopomp (Epilogue) (feat. Bianca Floyd) (from Oneirology) [02:16:32]
33 Cunninlynguists - Embers (from Oneirology) [02:18:15]
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Monday Aug 19, 2013
Hahaha, you're goddamn right, muthafackos! I'm talkin' 'bout muthafuckin' Santa Claus Fuckin' Your Mom's Ass in a muthafuckin' Frog Tornado in August Edition up in this bitch! Fuck makin' sense! You've got your entire death to make sense; sittin' there, all dead an' shit. Makes sense, right? Fuckin' boring. I've got an astonishingly fucksquisite collection of aural sex in store for us this week ranging from brutal black metal to goofy-ass hampster techno and all sortsa shit in between, so strap your wig on tight 'cause it's about to get split and blown the fuck right off your bald ass melon. Ohhhhh yeeeeah!
01 Pantera - Strength Beyond Strength (from Far Beyond Driven) [00:00:44]
02 Hampton the Hampster - The Hampster Dance Song (from HampsterDance) [00:04:22]
03 311 - Amber (from From Chaos) [00:07:50]
04 Slayer - God Send Death (from God Hates Us All) [00:11:13]
05 The Pierces - Secret (from Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) [00:14:57]
06 I Got Shot In The Face - I Meet Two Underage Italian Girls Who I Try To Convince To Fuck Each Other While I Jack Off On Them. I End Up Buying Them Ice Cream Instead (from How Am I Not Myself) [00:18:43]
07 Tosca Tango Orchestra - Mi Otra Mitad de Naranja (from Waking Life OST) [00:21:29]
08 NTM - Seine Saint Denis Style (from Le Clash) [00:26:29]
09 Filo & Peri - Anthem (feat. Eric Lumiere) (Original Vocal Mix) (from Trance Maniacs Part - Sun (Special Summer Edition '08)) [00:29:45]
10 Hansel Und Gretel - Third Reich From The Sun (from Über Alles) (side note: these guys aren't a nazi band. I checked pretty thoroughly before I included this one.) [00:37:23]
11 Boy Hits Car - The Rebirth (from Boy Hits Car) [00:40:37]
12 Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date With The Night (from Fever To Tell) [00:44:38]
13 65daysofstatic - Install A Beak In The Heart That Clucks Time In Arabic (from The Fall Of Math) [00:47:10]
14 Dimmu Borgir - Kings of the Carnival Creation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [00:52:00]
15 Taproot - Poem (from Welcome) [00:59:43]
16 Viza - My Mona Lisa (from Made in Chernobyl) [01:02:48]
17 2Pac - I Ain't Mad At Cha (from All Eyez On Me (Book 1)) [01:04:33]
18 Cradle of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids (from Cruelty And The Beast: Special Edition (Disc 1)) [01:09:21]
19 Filo Bedo - Flying High (JJ Mason Remix) (from Flying High Single) [01:16:37]
20 Grandmaster Flash - The Message (from 100 Greatest Songs of R&B & Hip-Hop) [01:22:35]
21 The Living End - Carry Me Home (from Roll On) [01:29:39]
22 Van Halen - I'm The One (from Van Halen) [01:32:47]
23 Blue Sky Black Death - Farewell To The Former World (from NOIR) [01:36:29]
24 Diabolic - I Don't Wanna Rhyme (from Liar & A Thief) [01:42:00]
25 Kate Havnevik - Kaleidoscope (from Melankton) [01:45:56]
26 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (Constantly Consuming Mix) (from aMOTION) [01:50:10]
27 Xanopticon - The Slow Walk Down (from Liminal Space) [01:53:39]
28 Rage Against The Machine - Hadda Be Playing On The Jukebox (Live) (from Live & Rare) [01:59:46]
29 Between the Buried and Me - The Primer (from Alaska) [02:07:44]
30 Insane Clown Posse - Juggalo Paradise (from Bizzar) [02:12:27]
31 Rammstein - Rammstein (from Herzeleid) [02:16:06]
32 Talib Kweli - Beautiful Struggle (from The Beautiful Struggle) [02:20:31]
33 Felix da Housecat - Sequel2sub (from Kittenz And Thee Glitz) [02:24:22]
34 Darkest Hour - No God (from The Eternal Return) [02:28:13]
35 Henry Rollins - Future Parents (from A Rollins In The Wry) [02:32:53]
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-08-12 (The Gathering Edition Pt. 2)
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
Tuesday Aug 13, 2013
How's it goin', perverts? Welcome to another Monday and another installment of our favorite podcast in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex. I'm currently recording this spoken portion from Squirrel's Asshole, Illinois, aka Cave-In-Rock, and right now I'm just sittin' in my canopy watching a bunch of people tear shit down. I had a rough first few days here at the Gathering, but I managed to get myself out of my funk and enjoyed the fuck out of the last three days. I was smokin' hookah and giving coffee to all sorts of people from all over the country, and it felt pretty damn great. Lots of people came by just to chill and shoot the shit, and it really helped improve my mood a lot. I barely had to do much more than set my shit up and post signs saying Free Hookah & Coffee, and sure, cynics might say they were just taking advantage of free shit. I'm sure there were many who did just that, but there were also many people who sat and talked for hours despite there being tons of shit to do here. Anyway, I have to give a little explanation for this first track because I put it on last week's edition as well. Something about this track reminded me of Sunny, and I was going to make a video of me playing it during my DJing at the Gathering, but my goddamn DJ controller crapped out in a few weird ways that I couldn't figure out how to fix, so that plan crashed and burned. I'm sure I'll get the chance to do that again at some point, but for now, I'm just going to dedicate it right here. The first song, Summit, is for anyone out there who's ever lost someone they loved dearly to suicide. It's really one of those things that never gets easier to deal with; you just have to put it out of your mind as best as you can, and go on with your life. Anyway, this Gathering was definitely a learning experience, and next year I'm gonna come a lot better prepared. So, without any further ado, commence the yojne-ing!
01 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding) (from Bangarang) [00:01:54]
02 cKy - 96 Quite Bitter Beings (from CKY: Volume 1) [00:08:00]
03 Dr. Dre - No Diggity (feat. Blackstreet) (from The Greatest Hits 2 (The Next Episode 2004)) [00:11:22]
04 Aria - Dido (from Summerbreeze [mixed by DJ Tiësto]) [00:16:23]
05 Sevendust - T.O.A.B. (from Animosity) [00:23:51]
06 System of a Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song (from Mezmerize) [00:27:28]
07 Coolio - Fantastic Voyage (from It Takes A Thief) [00:29:34]
08 Insane Clown Posse - Beautiful Doom (from Bang! Pow! Boom! (Blue)) [00:35:05]
09 Dog Fashion Disco - Day of the Dead (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [00:38:10]
10 PT Grimm - Fangry (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:41:39]
11 White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King's Harem Mix) (from Supersexy Swingin' Sounds) [00:43:32]
12 Meshuggah - New Millennium Cyanide Christ (from Chaosphere) [00:47:49]
13 Lords of Acid - Pussy (from Greatest Tits) [00:52:53]
14 DJ Clay - U Ain't From Around Here (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 4) [00:56:49]
15 Diabolic - Riot (feat. Deadly Hunta & John Otto) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:59:54]
16 The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Spanish Castle Magic (from Axis: Bold As Love) [01:03:42]
17 Skrillex & The Doors - Breakn' a Sweat (from Bangarang) [01:06:36]
18 Coburn - We Interrupt This Program (Instrumental Dub) (from Creamfields [mixed by Ferry Corsten] (Disc 1)) [01:11:37]
19 Infected Mushroom - Cities of the Future (from IM The Supervisor) [01:15:14]
20 Pendulum - 9,000 Miles (from In Silico) [01:22:06]
21 DJ Tiësto - Break My Fall (feat. BT) (from Elements Of Life) [01:28:19]
22 Ferry Corsten - Watch Out (feat. Debra Andrew) (from L.E.F.) [01:35:26]
23 kors k - Evergreen (from Ways For Liberation) [01:39:25]
24 Hollywood Undead - Paradise Lost (from Swan Songs) [01:46:38]
25 Ryu☆ - Aurora (from starmine) [01:49:49]
26 J Rabbit & Tremourz - Sexy Party (from… some album mixed by Laceration Selekta. The ID3tags are fucked up, but I could find out if ya ask me.) [01:53:33]
27 Ghost - Fairytale (feat. Misty Miller) (Dream Remix) (from… some album mixed by Laceration Selekta. The ID3tags are fucked up, but I could find out if ya ask me.) [01:57:50]
28 PT Grimm - A Perfect Stranger (demo) (from PT Grimm - New Demos) [02:01:23]sd
29 Vanilla Ice - Life is a Fantasy (from To the Extreme) [02:04:58]
Monday Aug 05, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-08-05 (The Gathering Edition Pt. 1)
Monday Aug 05, 2013
Monday Aug 05, 2013
What's up, muthafackos?! Welcome to part 1 of the Gathering Edition of your and my favorite fuckin' podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one and part 2 that follows it will be made up of jams I'll be rockin' at my campsite at the mutha-fuckin' GATHERING! That's right, muthafucka. I've got a Mixtrack Pro II controller and a PA and a fogger and lights and all kindsa shit. It's gonna be fuckin' amazing, and so will be this edition. Let's get it crackin'!
01 Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize (from Lindsey Stirling) [00:00:01]
02 Skrillex - Ruffneck (FULL Flex) - Original Mix (from More Monsters and Sprites EP) [00:04:14]
03 (hed)p.e. - Killing Time (from Broke) [00:07:56]
04 Tech N9ne - The Industry Is Punks (from Absolute Power) [00:11:49]
05 Angerfist - Maniac Killa (from Masters of Hardcore 13) [00:17:19]
06 Immortal Technique - Watch Out (from Christmas 3 Pyramids) [00:21:58]
07 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin' (California Love Remix) (from Insane Clown Posse - Misc. Freshness) [00:25:01]
08 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine [Mayhem Version] (from The True Human Design) [00:28:19]
09 Dayton Family - When the Feds Come Run'n (from Charges of Indictment) [00:36:23]
10 Ashanti - Only U (from Concrete Rose) [00:39:42]
11 Die Antwoord - $copie (from $o$ [International Release]) [00:42:44]
12 Kung Fu Vampire - Dead Girls Don't Say No (from Dead Sexy) [00:45:48]
13 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding) (from Bangarang) [00:48:56]
14 kors k - Horizon feat. LIA (from Ways For Liberation) [00:55:03]
15 DevilDriver - I Dreamed I Died (from DevilDriver) [01:00:04]
16 Ministry - Thieves (from Greatest Fits) [01:03:29]
17 Kai Tracid - Drift Deep Into Your Own Thoughts (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) [01:08:24]
18 Kung Fu Vampire - Destruction (from Love Bites) [01:15:49]
19 Kottonmouth Kings - F.T.I. 2 (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Kottonmouth Kings) [01:18:13]
20 Mindless Self Indulgence - I Hate Jimmy Page (from Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy) [01:22:31]
21 Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze (from Are You Experienced) [01:26:02]
22 Psidream - Death Sentence (from Substance D: Maximum Strength (Disc 1)) [01:28:43]
23 Freeland - We Want Your Soul (Raiden Remix) (from Substance D: Maximum Strength (Disc 1)) [01:31:30]
24 Deacon Boombastardizer - Deepthroat (from the interwebz) [01:35:24]