Monday Morning Aural Sex
April 2019
Episodes
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Psst… Hey, hey you… WELCOMEMOCLEW! This week, we have the i LiStEn To EvErYtHiNg EdItIoN. Why? Let us discuss. You ever meet someone who, when asked about what music they listen to, claims to listen to “everything,” or they scale it back to, “a little bit of everything?” Sounds kinda like this:
“So, what kinda music are you into?”
“*giggles* OMG, I’m so fucked up. What’d you say? Oh, yeah, I listen to everything, you know. Lil’ bit of everythaaaang. *giggles*”
I’m sure you’ve heard that before. You may even say that sort of thing yourself. Now, as we proceed in this discussion, I’m going to do my best to not sound like a pretentious douche-bicycle. That said, I think we can all agree that nobody listens to everything. That statement is obviously not meant to be taken literally.
Even if someone isn’t a drunken, basic-ass, white bitch (applies to males and/or females, by the way), you know that in saying, “I listen to everything,” they’re basically just shrugging off your question because they have no interest in an actual discussion about music. I think they just passively hear whatever happens to be coming out of whichever speakers happen to be in their vicinity, and they don’t think about it beyond that. I think it’s more that they’re afraid of silence than enthusiastic about music.
To me, that response, “I listen to everything,” displays a laziness and/or apathy for which I have zero fucking patience. That might sound like too intense an emotion than this warrants, but hear me out. I know what long, silent nights feel like. I know how it feels to go days, weeks, months, even years without anyone at all being curious about your passions. I know what it’s like to insatiably search for new music, because I happen to do that almost every fucking week for this fucking podcast. Y’all really have no idea, and likely no appreciation for that, but I don’t do this for the clout. If that was my aim, podcasting sure as fuck wouldn’t be a wise choice of medium.
Anyway, I digress. So, along comes someone who asks you what kind of music you like, and you shrug it off. Granted, not everyone who asks that question is intending to get into a long discussion about music. I imagine most people don’t intend on that. However, in that moment, you’re given a platform (albeit a small one) upon which to express your passions. You could say anything, and yet paradoxically, in saying, “everything,” you say nothing. Small fucking wonder that human potential goes squandered again. If it’s actually true that you listen to a diverse array of music, why not say something more descriptive like, “I listen to a lot of different genres,” or “I’ve been listening to a lot of Australian post-modern grind-polka lately, but my heart and soul remain devoted to Zimbabwean indie-surf-wave-step-core.”
The bottom line of this nauseatingly interminable fucking intro is when you’re given an opportunity to express yourself, fucking grab that shit! Use the power of words to make people fucking remember you, at least for a little while! Everyone dies, of course. Everyone returns to the silence from whence they came, but during this brief fucking window of your life, why not fucking live a little? Why would you just drift through your fucking life like some insentient, passionless sack of flesh? All sorts of reasons, I’m sure. For every inaction, there are innumerable, perfectly valid excuses.
So, you know what? I think this is how that exchange could be improved, at least for the asker:
“So, what kind of music are you into?”
“*giggles* OMG, I’m so fucked up. What’d you say? Oh, yeah, I listen to everything, you know. Lil’ bit of everythaaaang. *giggles*”
“Really? Hmm, that’s nice. Well, you have yourself a good night then.”
Now then, with all that fucking rambling outta the way, let’s briefly discuss the kind of stuff we’ll be listening to (or simply fucking hearing) this week. I went far and wide throughout my vast fucking digital library to find some of the most bizarre and challenging tracks for the sake of being true to, “everything.” However, I also wanted to make a good podcast; one that doesn’t feel like a fucking chore.
Some of you might get some laughs outta this, most of you won’t get through the whole thing, and I’m one of (most likely) only a handful of fucking people on this planet who have actually sat through that 15-minute-long Unknown Track by Dev. I’ve actually sat through it multiple times, and my inclusion of it on this podcast means I’ll sit through it yet again. I wouldn’t blame any of you at all for not doing so, however. I happen to be extraordinarily patient and/or masochistic when it comes to certain tracks, and that’s one of the most challenging tracks in my arsenal.
One more thing before we commence ze yojne, big thanks to Serena for playing the part of the basic bitch. It was her first time doing any sort of voice acting, and she did great.
Noooooooooooooooooooooow, FINALLY, we yojne!
01 The Berzerker - Reality (from The Berzerker) [00:04:15]
02 Weird Al Yankovic - Angry White Boy Polka (from Poodle Hat) [00:05:34]
03 Mark N - I Love Faeces (from Ministry of Shit) [00:10:34]
04 DJ Rainbow Ejaculation - Midi Chin Chin2 (from Midi_sai Hit Parade) [00:11:03]
05 I.Y.F.F.E. - Drama Queen (VIP) (from Drama Queen Remixes EP) [00:12:09]
06 Otto Von Schirach - Skeleton Search (from Salpica / Skeleton Search) [00:16:06]
07 Garfunkel and Oates - Pregnant Women Are Smug (from All Over Your Face) [00:20:31]
08 Charles Bukowski - The Genius of the Crowd (from Uncensored (Disc 1)) [00:22:52]
09 Insane Clown Posse - I Stab People (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [00:25:12]
10 m11dy - TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE (REBUILD) (from ROARING THE ODD HYMN) [00:26:50]
11 にしかわっち - 君色サイレンマシーン (from にしかわっちの一夜漬けトラックス) [00:28:58]
12 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musiks Sake (Disc 1)) [00:30:08]
13 Eppu Normali - Poliisi Pamputtaa Taas (from Bloodstains Across Europe #1) [00:30:09]
14 Excrementory Grindfuckers - For Whom The Shit Rolls (from Fertigmachen, Szeneputzen (Finish, scene flashes)) [00:31:57]
15 Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (from Charlie) [00:33:35]
16 Wolf Eyes - Noise Not Music (from Human Animal) [00:35:11]
17 The Section Quartet - Parabol (from Anotomica - The String Quartet Tribute to Tool) [00:37:26]
18 Norrin Radd - Audrey’s Dance (Twin Peaks The NES Game) (from Town) [00:40:33]
19 65daysofstatic - Install A Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic (from The fall of math) [00:42:14]
20 n.A.c. - V I (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [00:47:02]
21 Netsky vs. Marilyn Manson vs. Narcotic Thrust vs. P!nk - Narcotic Pink Shit Heart (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 43) [00:49:05]
22 Los Campesinos! - This Is How You Spell, "HAHAHA, We Destroyed the Hopes and Dreams of a Generation of Faux-Romantics" (from Hold On Now, Youngster) [00:54:24]
23 Harpsicorpse - Cysequor Cyequor (from Suite For Harpsichord) [00:58:36]
24 Ove-Naxx - U Like Monkey Karkalush (from Midi_sai Hit Parade) [01:00:36]
25 Younger Brother - Weird On A Monday Night (from A Flock of Bleeps) [01:05:07]
26 usedtobecool - disqualified from the human race (from I can’t believe I used to like those guys) [01:14:44]
27 Garfunkel and Oates - The Ex-Boyfriend Song (from Slippery When Moist) [01:17:35]
28 The Prodigy vs. Ini Kamoze - Smack My Hotstepper Up [DJ M.i.F.] (from Mash-Up Your Bootz Party Vol. 4) [01:17:40]
29 Alex Gibson - Hurt (from Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Nine Inch Nails) [01:23:01]
30 Frederic Chopin - 3 Nocturnes, Op. 9//ii E flat (from The Piano Works Disc 3// Nocturnes Op. 9, 15, 27, 32, 37) [01:27:12]
31 Insane Clown Posse - Still Stabbin’ (from Bizaar) [01:31:07]
32 Doormouse - Anyone Who Names A Track "Anyone Who Names A Track 'So And So Can Kiss My Such And Such Ass' Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass" Can Kiss My (Better Adjective) (Better Noun) Ass (from Freaked Out Mess) [01:35:09]
33 Napolean XIV - They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (from Silly Songs) [01:40:20]
34 Skkatter - Please Take My Head Out Of This Bucket Of Ice (from Ministry of Shit) [01:42:24]
35 Nostalghia - I’d Still Kill You (from Chrysalis) [01:45:55]
36 Nicki Minaj - Starships (Chipmunk Drag Queen on Speed Remix) (from Pink Friday (Roman Reloaded)) [01:49:32]
37 The Death Set - Kittens Inspired By Kittens (from Michel Poiccard) [01:50:56]
38 Suprême NTM - Touche Pas À Ma Musique (That’s My People Remix) (from Le Clash Boss Vs IV My People) [01:51:18]
39 I Broke My Robot - Why Did You Have To Make It Hurt? (from Tomorrow Does Not Exist) [01:54:47]
40 The Locust - Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony...Yea Whatever) (from The Locust) [01:58:29]
41 Passenger of Shit - Suckdogass (from Tough Titties) [01:59:16]
42 Nero’s Day at Disneyland - Money Puts Horrible Boundaries On Human Possibilities (from Grievances and Dead Malls) [02:01:27]
43 Laurie Anderson - Someone Else’s Dream (from The Ugly One With The Jewels And Other Stories) [02:03:47]
44 Wesley Willis & The Dragnews - Suck A Polar Bear’s Dick (from Greatest Hits Vol. 3) [02:06:13]
45 BLÆRG - Dubious Portals (from New Era) [02:08:07]
46 Ian Shoales - Little White Lies (from I Gotta Go) [02:11:31]
47 Insane Clown Posse - Mental Warp (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [02:12:44]
48 Duke Jordan Quintet - Starbrite (from Rollins’ Choice (Blue Note Selections by Henry Rollins (Disc 2: Night)) [02:17:11]
49 Venetian Snares - I Rent The Ocean (from Doll Doll Doll) [02:24:56]
50 Charles Manson - Sick City (from Lie: The Love and Terror Cult) [02:30:39]
51 猫叉Master - サヨナラ・ヘヴン (from Rain Drops) [02:32:14]
52 Michael Armstrong - Fade To Black (from Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Metallica) [02:37:07]
53 Dev - Unknown Track (from Tsunbosajiki) [02:42:09]
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
emoclewwwwwWwwwwwelcome perverts to yet another muthafuckin’ Monday, and another Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week, we have the MAW-NOO-SHEET Edition. What ever in the eternally spinning ball of fuck and shit could that be? Hmmm… I fuckin’ wonder. Maybe it’s a new genre?! I suppose you’ll just have to listen and find out for your DAMN selves! You might notice that I included a bunch of Otep tracks from her second most recent album called Generation Doom. That’s because that album is phucking phenomenal, and y’all need to realize that shit right goddamn now. With that in mind, let’s listen closely, and find out how many “F” words that Miss Otep is willing to part with…
Also, yojne.
01 Otep - Zero (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:00:26]
02 Little Big - Skibidi (from Antipositive Pt. 2) [00:03:38]
03 The Lifted - Mr. Sandman (feat. Ashliann) (HIGHSOCIETY Remix) (from Mr. Sandman) [00:06:18]
04 Borgore - Magic Trick (feat. Juicy J) (from Magic Trick) [00:09:45]
05 Sullivan King - Show Stopper (from The Demented) [00:12:31]
06 Eptic - Bloodlust (from Bloodlust) [00:16:34]
07 Anaal Nathrakh - Forward! (from Forward!) [00:20:30]
08 Otto Von Schirach - The UFO is Waiting (from Draculo) [00:23:56]
09 Otep - Equal Rights, Equal Lefts (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [00:27:02]
10 Snow Tha Product - No Cut (from Half Way There… Pt. 1) [00:30:29]
11 LARS - Stomp (from Last American Rock Stars) [00:34:23]
12 Cookie Monsta - Ruff (feat. Tima Dee) (from Circus Three) [00:37:54]
13 1788-L, TYNAN - A B Y S S (from A B Y S S) [00:41:18]
14 Twiztid - Barely Surviving (Ride or Die) (from The Continuous Evilution of Life’s ?’s) [00:44:47]
15 Cypress Hill - Pass the Knife (from Elephants on Acid) [00:49:13]
16 Prong - Goofy’s Concern (Butthole Surfers cover) (from Songs from the Black Hole) [00:52:50]
17 Josh A, Iamjakehill - Endless Nightmare (from Chaos) [00:55:29]
18 Alla Xul Elu - Pipebomb (from The Almighty) [00:57:52]
19 Dan Le Sac, Scroobius Pip - You Will See Me (from Repent Replenish Repeat) [01:01:01]
20 Otep - Crawling Up (Spoken Word Poem) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:06:33]
21 Otep - Lie (Acoustic Version) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [01:09:21]
22 Trivecta - Axis (from Axis) [01:12:32]
23 Squirrel Nut Zippers - Ghost of Stephen Foster (from Perennial Favorites) [01:17:20]
24 Feint - Drifters (feat. Elizaveta) (from Drifters) [01:20:49]
25 VHS Dreams - Nightdrive (from Trans AM) [01:25:03]
26 Jai Wolf - Starlight (feat. Mr. Gabriel) (from Starlight) [01:29:04]
27 Shirobon - Regain Control (Dougal & Gammer Remix) (from Regain Control - The Remixes) [01:32:42]
28 Seven Lions, Wooli, Trivecta - Island (feat. Nevve) (from Island (feat. Nevve)) [01:38:48]
29 The Underground Avengers - Thanos (feat. Tech N9ne, Twiztid, Rittz, Jelly Roll, Krizz Kaliko, Crucifix, King Iso & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Anomaly 88) [01:43:19]
30 Gunship - When You Grow Up, Your Heart Dies (from Dark All Day) [01:49:15]
31 Figure, Code:Pandorum - RedRum (from Monsters 7) [01:54:56]
32 White Ghost Shivers - Sweet The Monkey (from Nobody Loves You Like We Do) [01:58:35]
33 Ruby My Dear - Loulou (from Brame) [02:03:36]
34 Lex the Hex Master - Gangstas (from Beyond Redemption) [02:06:49]
35 Chipzel - Crypteque (Chipzel’s 1-2 Remix) (from Chipped of the Necrodancer) [02:10:04]
36 Katy B - Katy On A Mission (from On A Mission) [02:12:46]
37 Bim - Scream (The Damn Hot Remix) (from Scream) [02:16:22]
38 Graphyt - Evolution (from Evolution) [02:19:16]
39 Carpenter Brut - Looking For Tracy Tzu (from EP II) [02:22:54]
40 Omnia - The Light (from The Light) [02:27:08]
41 Feint - We Won’t Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm) (from We Won’t Be Alone (feat. Laura Brehm)) [02:32:49]
42 G Jones - Lavender Town VIP (from Visions) [02:36:40]
43 Melano - Don’t Fight It (from Don’t Fight It) [02:38:58]
44 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - If I Could Freeze Time (EH!DE Remix) (from Enter Eva) [02:43:06]
45 MitiS - Moments (feat. Adara) (from ’Til the End) [02:48:17]
46 Shirobon - Fight For You (from The Arcade Dream) [02:52:48]
47 SLANDER, RIOT - You Don’t Even Know Me (from Monstercat - Best of 2018) [02:56:32]
48 Otep - More Fire (Deluxe Bonus Track) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:00:17]
49 Tut Tut Child - Hummingbird (from Monstercat 012 - Aftermath) [03:03:41]
50 Little Big - Polyushko Polye (feat. Killaheadz) (from Funeral Rave) [03:09:08]
51 Otto Von Schirach - Ghoulies (from Draculo) [03:12:52]
52 Otep - Untitled (Secret Track) (from Generation Doom (Deluxe Edition)) [03:16:05]
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Winter. Is. Fucking. HERE! Perverts, pervettes, mother and fatherfuckers alike, emocleWelcome to the Winter is Here Edition! This is obviously a celebration of the long-awaited premiere of the 8th season of Game of Fucking Thrones! Pretty much every track was carefully selected and organized as each one is pertinent in some way to this particular edition. I’m sure you fucking geniuses probably guessed that already, but whatever. Sometimes, the obvious isn’t as obvious as you might think, thus the motherfucking cockjuggling clarification, ya cunt.
Also, I have here with me some special guests. Perhaps they’ll contribute a track or two in some future edition. Say hi, motherfuckers!
I should also mention that this podcast, much like winters in Westeros, is pretty fuckin’ long. Over 3 ½ hours, actually. I couldn’t stop myself once I started, goddammit.
“Shall we begin?”
Oh, my apologies, Your Grace. YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJJJNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
01 Ramin Djawadi - Shall We Begin? (from Game of Thrones: Season 7 OST) [00:00:44]
02 30 Second to Mars - Kings and Queens (from This Is War) [00:01:58]
03 Arch Enemy - War Eternal (from War Eternal) [00:07:36]
04 Deftones - Royal (from Diamond Eyes) [00:11:45]
05 Kittie - In Winter (from Oracle) [00:15:17]
06 Walls of Jericho - And The Dead Walk Again (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [00:20:36]
07 From Autumn to Ashes - Sugar Wolf (from Abandon Your Friends) [00:23:58]
08 Black Eyes - A Pack of Wolves (from Black Eyes) [00:29:26]
09 Static-X - Cold (from Machine) [00:31:27]
10 Kittie - Raven (from Spit) [00:35:05]
11 Defrag - I Arrived Cold (from Lost Lands EP) [00:38:24]
12 Lahr - Winter (from Electro Jazz Session (Disc 1)) [00:40:57]
13 dj TAKA - V -conclusion- (from milestone (Disc 1)) [00:44:06]
14 iwrestledabearonce - I’m Cold and There are Wolves After Me (from It’s All Happening) [00:47:21]
15 Kittie - Wolves (from Oracle) [00:50:18]
16 Sullivan King - Falling (from Come One, Come All) [00:53:17]
17 Kitsune² - Winter Wyvern (Amigesque Dx Arrange) (from 8AM) [00:56:27]
18 Nostalghia - Gorgeous Creature (from Imago) [00:58:36]
19 SLANDER, Crankdat - Kneel Before Me (feat. Asking Alexandria) (from Kneel Before Me) [01:03:20]
20 The Prodigy - Fight Fire With Fire (feat. Ho99o9) (from No Tourists) [01:06:32]
21 Dragonforce - Inside The Winter Storm (from Ultra Beatdown (Japanese Edition)) [01:09:57]
22 Sullivan King - I’ll Fight Back (from I’ll Fight Back) [01:18:06]
23 August Burns Red - Empire (from Leveler) [01:22:09]
24 Grimes, HANA - We Appreciate Power (from We Appreciate Power) [01:25:57]
25 Billie Eilish - you should see me in a crown (from you should see me in a crown) [01:31:26]
26 Lox Chatterbox - Dead To Me (from Dead To Me) [01:34:25]
27 DevilDriver - The Mountain (from DevilDriver) [01:38:01]
28 Seven Lions - December (feat. Davey Havok) (from The Throes of Winter) [01:42:04]
29 System of a Down - Attack (from Hypnotize) [01:48:28]
30 Deftones - Combat (from Saturday Night Wrist) [01:51:33]
31 Pantera - Rise (from Vulgar Display of Power) [01:56:11]
32 Gareth Emery - Lights & Thunder (feat. Krewella) (Darren Styles Remix) (from Lights & Thunder EP) [02:00:45]
33 Shadows Fall - Enlightened By The Cold (from The War Within) [02:05:39]
34 Au5 - Snowblind (feat. Tasha Baxter) (from Snowblind) [02:08:37]
35 One Day As A Lion - If You Fear Dying (from One Day As A Lion EP) [02:14:11]
36 In Flames - Dead End (from Come Clarity) [02:18:03]
37 The Prodigy - Wall of Death (from The Day Is My Enemy) [02:21:21]
38 Slayer - War Ensemble (from Seasons In The Abyss) [02:25:11]
39 Dodge & Fuski - Massacre (from The Greatest Album of All Time) [02:30:01]
40 Kai Wachi - Bodied (from Bodied) [02:33:00]
41 The Underground Avengers - Hold On (feat. Crucifix) (from Anomaly 88) [02:36:11]
42 Magic Sword - In The Face Of Evil (from Volume 1) [02:40:29]
43 White Zombie - Real Solution #9 (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [02:47:10]
44 The Berzerker - No One Wins (from Dissimulate) [02:51:37]
45 Behemoth - In the Absence ov Light (from The Satanist (Disc 1)) [02:53:27]
46 The National - The Rains of Castomere (from Game of Thrones: Season 2 OST) [02:58:12]
47 Agalloch - A Celebration For The Death Of Man… (from The Mantle) [03:00:26]
48 Agalloch - …And The Great Cold Death Of The Earth (from The Mantle) [03:02:50]
49 DT8 Project - Winter (feat. Andrea Britton) (from Euphoria: Beyond (Disc 1)) [03:09:50]
50 Static-X - December (from Wisconsin Death Trip) [03:16:10]
51 Washington - One For Sorrow (from There There) [03:22:27]
52 Rogue - Goodbye (Winter Chords) (from Dubstep Pro v.10 from AGR) [03:25:55]
53 Seven Lions - Start Again (feat. Fiora) (from Start Again EP) [03:29:28]
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019
“Well, look at this perverted, podcasting motherfucker right here! I guess that one last week wasn’t a fluke!” You’d be motherfuckin’ right about that motherfuckin’ shit right motherfuckin’ there, motherfuckaaaaaa! Welcomemoclew to the 51 Assorted Fuckybeans of Exquisite Triumph Edition! What in the ever-loving, bottomless fuck, you may ask, are Fuckybeans? Well, they’re like jellybeans, but all fucky-like. Take that any which way you prefer, because they are exquisitely triumphant little motherfuckers! You’re about to hear exactly what the goddamn filthy shitfuck I’m talking about, so kick back with a big ol’ bowl of Dumbfuckios and get schooled, bitches!..
Oh, and don’t forget to yojne. :-D
01 Royal Disco - Welcome To The Universe (from Dark Energy EP) [00:00:38]
02 VGR - Mii Channel (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [00:03:39]
03 Arizon - Meet You There (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 22 // August 2014) [00:05:42]
04 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Caspa Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Expanded Edition)) [00:10:09]
05 Borgore - Wild Out (feat. Waka Flocka Flame & Paige) (from Wild Out EP) [00:13:36]
06 Ryu☆ - Plan 8 (from beatmania IIDX 20 tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [00:17:43]
07 Bear Grillz - Going Down (Under) (from Mo Honey Mo Problems) [00:19:44]
08 Ghastly - We Might Fall (feat. Matthew Koma) (from We Might Fall) [00:22:41]
09 David Heartbreak - Tonight (feat. Skylar Grey) (from Rose Colored Bass) [00:25:36]
10 Lindsey Stirling - Beyond The Veil (from Shatter Me) [00:28:53]
11 Infected Mushroom - Pegboard on Mushrooms (feat. Pegboard Twins) (from Friends On Mushrooms (Deluxe Edition)) [00:33:03]
12 Kendrick Lamar - HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix) (from HUMBLE. (Skrillex Remix)) [00:38:33]
13 Metrognome - Game of Thrones Dubstep Remix (OO Edit) (from https://soundcloud.com/itsmetrognome) [00:41:06]
14 S3RL - Kamehameha (feat. J0hnny) (OO Edit) (from Kamehameha) [00:44:40]
15 Habstrakt, Megalodon - Revenge (from The Storm EP) [00:47:56]
16 Ghastly - LSD (from The Mystifying Oracle) [00:51:59]
17 Psychic Type - Star Power (from https://soundcloud.com/psychictype) [00:56:19]
18 Excision - Drowning (feat. Akylla) (from Virus) [00:57:34]
19 Patricia Quinn - Lord, Hear Us (from The Lords of Salem) [01:01:17]
20 Moth - 666 (Corruptor Remix) (from 666 Remixes) [01:01:57]
21 the amoeba - Evil! Satan! (from gayest shits) [01:04:50]
22 Slipknot - The Devil In I (from .5 The Gray Chapter) [01:05:37]
23 Skrillex & Wolfgang Gartner - The Devil’s Den (from Bangarang) [01:11:19]
24 8-Bit Universe - Never Gonna Give You Up (8-Bit Dubstep Remix) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOyBxTWFAY)
25 Bel Heir - Kiss The Devil (Just A Gent Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 18 // April 2014) [01:16:04]
26 Mark The Beast - In Love With The Devil (from In Love With The Devil (Remixes)) [01:20:47]
27 3LAU - How You Love Me (feat. Bright Lights) (Arston Remix) (from How You Love Me (Remixes)) [01:24:14]
28 Excision - The Paradox (from Virus) [01:29:52]
29 Ghostpoet - Dial Tones (feat. Lucy Rose) (Fear Club Remix) (from Dubstep Top (December)) [01:34:39]
30 Adventure Club - Save Me (feat. Adara) (from Red // Blue) [01:39:08]
31 Mootz - Hyper Elastic (Vodge Diper Remix) (from Straight Up! Presents: The Future Vol. 2) [01:41:53]
32 Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars (from Bag Raiders) [01:47:10]
33 Dougal & Gammer - Hard As Fuck (from Clubland X-Treme Hardcore 7 (Disc 3)) [01:51:01]
34 Borgore - Ratchet (from #NEWGOREORDERLUXE) [01:54:17]
35 Foxsky - Kirby Smash (from https://soundcloud.com/foxsky) [01:57:01]
36 Virtual Self - Particle Arts (from Virtual Self) [02:00:45]
37 VGR - Wii Shop Channel (from https://soundcloud.com/videogameremixes) [02:04:37]
38 Your Fucking Mother & EH!DE - Pocket Monsters (from MOTHERFUCKING EP) [02:06:48]
39 MUST DIE! - Animal Parade (from Never Say Die Vol. 4) [02:10:25]
40 Minor Circuit - Punch Out!! (Steve Aoki Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/steveaoki) [02:14:04]
41 UFO! - LIKE WHOA (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 24 // October 2014) [02:17:55]
42 Steve Duzz - Game of Thrones Main Theme (80s Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/steveduzz) [02:21:55]
43 Terravita - Bach Off (from Rituals) [02:23:20]
44 Ephixa - Wisdom (Zelda’s Lullaby Link to the Future) (feat. Will & Tim) (OO Edit) (from Wisdom (Zelda’s Lullaby Link to the Future)) [02:27:26]
45 Xilent - For Once (feat. Skyflake) (from Skyward EP) [02:30:26]
46 Orla Gartland - Lonely People (Raise Spirit Remix) (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 27 // January 2014) [02:34:27]
47 Adventure Club - Rise & Fall (feat. Krewella) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [02:38:31]
48 Ghastly - We Might Fall (feat. Matthew Koma) (Acoustic version) (from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3cDQL5vitI) [02:44:27]
49 Heilung - Hakkerskaldyr (from Lifa) [02:47:19]
50 Heilung - Fylgija Ear / Futhorck (from Lifa) [02:50:09]
51 Alpha - A Perfect End (from Stargazing (Special Edition)) [03:02:46]
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Guess who’s baaaaaack? Can ya fuckin’ guess, genius?! It is I, Xtian Silver, Paul Slapperstein, Double-O the magnificent fuckhead extraordinaire from Fucktucky!!!! Oh my fucking me, dearest perverts… we have a lot to discuss, but for the sake of those of you who are entirely uninterested in the events of my life, especially the ones that led me to take a near 3-year hiatus from this podcast, I will save the jawing for the very end. Right after the last track, I’ll be gettin’ real with you motherfuckers. So, stick around if ya can spare some small fraction of a fuck or a shit.
Now, considering I’ve been gone for so long (although not really, as I’ve been dutifully paying for the fucking podcast hosting all this time) I’ve gone through a number of changes. Calm your tits; I didn’t mean sex changes. Anyway, one of them includes a newfound respect, enthusiasm and admiration for one of the most popular metal bands ever: the mighty Disturbed. Over these past few years, I realized that I’ve been entirely too close-minded about these guys, and that they genuinely do have a lot to say. David Draiman is an extremely talented vocalist/lyricist, not to mention the exceptional musicianship of his bandmates. I’m ashamed I can’t recall any of their names at the moment.
Anyway, a few years ago, I made a series of posts regarding their cover of Simon & Garfunkel’s most popular song, “The Sound of Silence.” I really hated it back then, but it’s since grown on me, and I can really relate to what David said about him just vibing on the track, going off feel. The original’s since faded into the background in my heart, because their cover is the only version I need anymore. In fact, that applies to pretty much any and all other music. It’s all just unnecessary when we have such a profound gift as this cover.
So, without any further ado, I humbly invite you to yojne this track as it loops for the next 2 hours. Remember, we are disturbed. We are disturbed. We are disturbed, and we all are disturbed.
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Hang on, I need to warm up a bit for the laughter I have in my immediate future. Let me go run a quick lap or two around the house so I don’t pull a muscle. I’ll be right back, perverts…
Whew! Some of it slipped out along the way there… 150 fucking percent Giggity, by the way. Okay, I think I’m ready. Are you?
*laughter* *more laughter* *considerably more laughter* *wow, still? Really? Is it really that funny?* *boy, I guess so…* *someone help me, please! I’m trapped in this psycho’s body and I can’t get out! He keeps making me type stupid bullshit like this because he mistakenly thinks he’s funny or some shit, but I’m fucking terrified of him! Oh fuck, I think he’s on to me. RUN!*
*even more fucking laughter… How jolly can ya get? I mean, really?*
APRIL FUCKING FOOLS, PERVERTS! Okay, okay, so it wasn’t the most clever April Fools’ prank ever. I’m sure most of you were onto the farce pretty early on. Fuckin’ forgive me, will ya?
Anyway, yeah, fuck Disturbed with a log covered in AIDS vomit, fuck that cover for ever having been recorded, fuck everyone involved with recording it, and fuck everyone I don’t know who contributed to their so-called success. Those of you I do know who contributed in some way, I forgive you unless you’re a fucking diarrhea bubble of a person. In the case of the latter, just go die. Please and thank you.
SOOOOOO, now onto the actual fucking podcast finally… Oh, for fuck’s sake. Really? You actually want to hear a 2 hour loop of that mewling pachyderm abortion? Okay, let’s see what I can do for you that also preserves my sanity (such as it is) and the integrity of this podcast (again, such as it is).
There. Ya happy? I compressed the 2 hours down to just under 2 seconds. I hope ya fuckin’ yojned it good and hard, ‘cause we have some worthwhile yojne-ing to get to right now. Let’s fuckin’ do this!
01 Clown Core - Toilet (from Toilet) [00:06:08]
02 Little Big - Hateful Love (from Funeral Rave) [00:07:25]
03 Genetix, Sadhu - Tear Shit Up (from Tear Shit Up) [00:10:45]
04 Twiztid - livin @ the bottom (from livin @ the bottom) [00:14:51]
05 Snails & Adventure Club - Follow Me (feat. Sara Diamond) [00:18:14]
06 The Prodigy - Timebomb Zone (from No Tourists) [00:21:13]
07 Omnia - CYBERPUNK (Extended Mix) (from CYBERPUNK) [00:24:32]
08 Otto Von Schirach & Doormouse - In the Name of Breakcore (from Breakcore Beefcakes) [00:29:09]
09 Stonebank - Ripped to Pieces (feat. EMEL) (from Ripped to Pieces) [00:31:31]
10 Ho99o9 - Mega City Nine (unknown virus 4.) (from Cyber Cop [Unauthorized MP3.]) [00:35:51]
11 Lost Kings - Phone Down (feat. Emily Warren) (Dodge & Fuski Remix) (from Phone Down (Remixes)) [00:38:05]
12 Clockwork - Surge (feat. Wynter Gordon) (Deorro Remix) (from Surge (Remixes)) [00:41:19]
13 FantomenK & meganeko - Crystal Tokyo (from Crystal Tokyo) [00:46:04]
14 Sullivan King - Dropkick (TYNAN Remix) (from Come One, Come All Remixes) [00:51:16]
15 Josh A & Iamjakehill - Suicidal Thoughts (from Better Off Dead) [00:54:59]
16 Stonebank - Be Alright (feat. EMEL) (from Be Alright (feat. EMEL)) [00:57:57]
17 Little Big - Faradenza (from Antipositive, Pt. 1) [01:02:51]
18 Sadhu - Loud Noises VIP (from Adventure Grime) [01:05:19]
19 Otto Von Schirach - Captive Earth People (from Captive Earth People) [01:08:59]
20 Snow Tha Product - Waste of Time (from Waste of Time) [01:12:04]
21 M|O|O|N - Dust (from Particles) [01:15:22]
22 Terravita & Chime - Go Higher (feat. Akylla) (from Go Higher) [01:20:19]
23 Celldweller - The Imperial March (Pegboard Nerds Remix) (from The Imperial March (Pegboard Nerds Remix)) [01:24:31]
24 Ghost of a Gentleman - Smothered (from Empty Room) [01:28:52]
25 Bassnectar - Level Up (feat. Levit∆te & Macntaj) (from Unlimited) [01:33:45]
26 Ferry Corsten - Wherever You Are (Solis & Sean Truby Remix) (from Blueprint Remixed) [01:37:55]
27 Shirobon - Born Survivor (from Back Tracking) [01:41:58]
28 Chime - Double Jump (from Experience Points) [01:46:58]
29 Ruby My Dear - Croque Monsieur à Disneyland (from Brame) [01:49:28]
30 Jai Wolf - Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR) (from Like It’s Over (feat. MNDR)) [01:54:29]
31 Ghostemane - Bonesaw (from N / O / I / S / E) [01:59:39]
32 Dodge & Fuski - Substance Abuse (from Sucker Punch EP) [02:01:31]
33 Otto Von Schirach & Doormouse - Laser Barf (from Breakcore Beefcakes) [02:06:51]
34 Little Big - Dead Unicorn (from Funeral Rave) [02:10:44]
35 Shirobon - Golden Apples (from Golden Apples EP) [02:15:17]
36 Mux Mool - Get Better John (from Skulltaste) [02:18:24]
37 The Prodigy - We Live Forever (from No Tourists) [02:21:54]
38 Otto Von Schirach - Flying Saucer (from Captive Earth People) [02:25:34]
39 Shirobon - Fox (from Dimensions) [02:28:29]
40 Vampa - Chillin, Killin (from Chillin, Killin) [02:33:40]
41 Nostalghia - Kingdom of Disturb (from Imago) [02:37:10]
42 Heilung - Krigsgaldr (from Lifa) [02:43:34]
43 Me - Words Falling (from My Face Hole) [02:53:22]