Monday Morning Aural Sex
April 2014
Episodes
Monday Apr 28, 2014
Monday Apr 28, 2014
...psst... hey... it's Monday... and you're doing Monday-ey things right now... things that make sense... like breathing... breathing is a great activity that makes sense for Mondays... actually... fuck making sense... making sense is fucking boring... so go harvest some curvy dragon toenails and glue them to your forehead so you can have a wicked set of horns... that's assuming you can find a dragon before he or she gets around to clipping them... dragons have great senses of personal hygiene, you know... that's why when they breath fire on you, and you're burning to death, your charred flesh smells minty fresh... very considerate of them if you ask me...I like socks... and my nipples are possessed... welcome to another installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex, my dearest perverts... I love you like I love my own penis... I'd love to aggressively stroke you and make you throw up, too... thank you for tuning in... you could be doing anything right now, and you're listening to me... I appreciate that beyond words... anyway, be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos to some of the songs that are featured in this week's podcast... and be sure to actually listen to the podcast... otherwise, why the flying rat Jesus fuck cracker shit have you been reading this this far?Thank you to the vivacious, insatiable pervert Constance Felix for co-hosting this week's Fuck Geography Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!01 Primus - Welcome To This World (from Pork Soda)02 Poe - Hey Pretty (feat. Mark Danielewski) (from Haunted) (check out Mark Danielewski on Amazon!)03 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth)04 The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World Talks About O'Reilly (from YouTube)05 Peter Alsop - Where Will I Go When I'm Dead And Gone? (from YouTube)06 The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going To Hell (from Memento Mori)07 George Carlin - Reagan's Gang, Church People & American Values (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?)08 Mudvayne - Silenced (from The End Of All Things To Come)09 Tool - Hush (from Opiate)10 KoRn - K@#0%! (aka Kuntz) (from Life Is Peachy)11 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)12 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities)13 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)14 BLÆRG - Seraphim Incubi (from Sesquipedalia)15 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll)16 Ishii Yasushi - The World Without Logos (from Hellsing OST Vol. 1 Raid)17 Konishi Kayo & Kondoo Yukio - Lilium ~opening version~ (from Elfen Lied OST)18 Incubus - Sick Sad Little World (from A Crow Left Of The Murder)19 Gostosa - Never Say Never (Romeo Void Hardstyle Remix) (from Reloaded 021)20 TaQ - Stromatolite (from ongaq:stromatolite)21 TaQ - L09663 (from ongaq:stromatolite)22 BT - Satellite (from Movement In Still Life [UK Version])23 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST)24 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch)25 Serj Tankian - Piano Improvisation (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)26 Serj Tankian - Charades (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)27 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST)28 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad)29 A.F.I. - Battled (Secret Track after Morningstar) (from The Art Of Drowning)30 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F. [Loud Electronic Ferocious])31 Deftones - Minerva (from Deftones)32 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)33 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across The Valley (from Black Triage)34 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST)35 Mushroomhead - Destroy The World Around Me (from XIII)36 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red)37 King Missile - Domestic Life (from The Psychopathology Of Everyday Life)38 Brandon DiCamillo - Brandon's Chinese Freestyle (from Otimen Recording Hell)39 Coal Chamber - Amir Of The Desert (from Coal Chamber)40 Linda Scott - I've Told Ev'ry Little Star (from Mulholland Drive OST)
Monday Apr 21, 2014
Monday Apr 21, 2014
Hahahahaha!! Welcome, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes to volume 2 of the Laughter Is An Instant Vacation Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! It’s been a year and a half since the last all comedy edition, and goddammit, it’s about time for a new one. I wanted to do one sooner, but I felt like I didn’t have enough new stuff. Some of this stuff you’ll recognize from various previous editions if you listened to them, but it’s still just as fucktacular as ever. So kick back and fuckin’ yojne already! 01 Terrance & Phillip - Uncle Fucka (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut OST) [00:00:30]02 Adam Sandler - Oh Mom (from They’re All Gonna Laugh At You) [00:01:29]03 George Carlin - How to Handle a Heckler (from George Carlin misc.) [00:03:35]04 Louis CK - White People (from Live at the Beacon Theater) [00:04:37]05 Louis CK - Money (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:09:56]06 Louis CK - Darlene and Joey (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [00:10:53]07 Hannibal Buress - I Play Video Games (from My Name Is Hannibal) [00:15:07]08 Henry Rollins - Letters From Boris (from Live At Luna Park) [00:18:15]09 Doug Stanhope - You Get What You Deserve (from From Across The Street) [00:22:36]10 Chris Rock - Insurance (from Bigger & Blacker) [00:26:15]11 Adam Sandler - Memory Lane (from What The Hell Happened To Me) [00:34:32]12 George Carlin - People Who Want To Know The Time (from More Napalm & Silly Putty (Disc 1)) [00:37:12]13 Doug Stanhope - Drugs For A Brave New Cubicle (from No Refunds) [00:44:41]14 Doug Stanhope - Will Work For Vagina (from No Refunds) [00:47:07]15 Henry Rollins - L.A. Living, L.A. Dating (from Shock & Awe) [00:51:21]16 Bill Hicks - You Suck (from I’m Sorry Folks) [00:57:32]17 Bill Hicks - I Do Suck (from I’m Sorry Folks) [00:59:41]18 Robin Williams - Technology (from Live 2002) [01:03:02]19 Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 4 (from Stan & Judy’s Kid) [01:07:31]20 Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away (from South Park: Chef Aid) [01:08:44]21 Ren & Stimpy - Log Blues/Log Theme (from You Eediot!) [01:13:49]22 George Carlin - Free-Floating Hostility (Edit) (from Back In Town) [01:15:09]23 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from …Some Album. The ID3 tag is missing the album field. Ask me if you’re actually fuckin’ curious.)24 Doug Stanhope - Occupy Elsewhere (from Beer Hall Putsch) [01:29:40]25 Henry Rollins - Nature’s Wild (from Provoked) [01:36:09]26 George Carlin - You Have No Rights (from It’s Bad For Ya) [01:42:06]27 Robin Williams - Father, You Have To Set Limits (from Live 2002) [01:47:00]28 Richard Jeni - NFL Referees — The Untold Story (from Greatest Bits) [01:50:11]29 George Carlin - Yeast Infection (from Life Is Worth Losing) [01:54:34]30 Henry Rollins - Future Parents (from A Rollins In The Wry) [01:59:12]31 Louis CK - Dating Takes Courage (from Oh My God) [02:05:20]32 Louis CK - First Date (from Oh My God) [02:07:51]33 Doug Stanhope - Remember When I Used To Give A Shit? (from Before Turning The Gun On Himself…) [02:09:06]34 Robin Williams - Golf (from Live 2002) [02:15:30]35 Louis CK - Sleep (from Word - Live at Carnegie Hall) [02:19:39]36 Richard Jeni - Beauty and the Yeast / A Private Itch / Exploding Scrotum Syndrome …Moment (from Greatest Bits) [02:24:49]37 Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face (from ACID Bootleg) [02:29:43]38 Doug Stanhope - Terrified Of Poop (from ACID Bootleg) [02:34:03]39 George Carlin - Advertising Lullabye (from You Are All Diseased) [02:36:53]40 George Carlin - American Bullshit (from You Are All Diseased) [02:39:30]41 George Carlin - Businessmen (from You Are All Diseased) [02:42:08]42 George Carlin - Religion (from You Are All Diseased) [02:43:34]43 George Carlin - There Is No God (from You Are All Diseased) [02:45:41]44 Doug Stanhope - Stop Playing God (from Live @ Wiseacres - 2006) [02:53:37]45 Ren & Stimpy - Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen (from You Eediot!) [02:58:02]46 George Carlin - Sanctity of Life (from Back In Town) [03:00:42]47 Bill Hicks - The Sanctity of Life (from Relentless) [03:04:32]48 Bill Hicks - It’s Just A Ride (from Revelations) [03:07:01]49 Bill Hicks - The Vision (from Dangerous) [03:08:41]50 Richard Jeni - Something You Never Hear (from Greatest Bits) [03:09:27]
Monday Apr 14, 2014
Monday Apr 14, 2014
Wwwwwwelcome to another monkey-funkin’ Monday, my dearest deviants, and of course, another exquisite edition of the magnificent Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ sex! This one’s the second installment in my Pervert Appreciation Series: the Don’t Grab Gray Boys, Grab Graboyes Edition! This is dedicated to my dear friend Josh and his general awesomeness. He’s been my gaming buddy for about 2 ½ years now, and he’s helped keep me relatively sane through a lot of idiotic nonsense in that short time. He also hooked me up with a super, ultra, gourmet edition of a game that has come to be one of my absolute favorites of all time: Saints Row IV. For all that, I am eternally grateful, and that deserves a goddamn podcast in my opinion. So crank the fuckin’ yojne knobs for this one, perverts, ‘cause if you’re as cool and crazy as we are, you’re gonna loooove this shit right here.01 Ephixa - Lost Woods (Dubstep Remix) (from Zelda Step) [00:00:28]02 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon (from Circus One) [00:04:17]03 The Lonely Island - I’m on a Boat (feat. T-Pain) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:09:18]04 Loituma - Levas Polka (Basshunter Remix) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:11:51]05 Lindsey Stirling - Assassin’s Creed III Theme (from Assassin’s Creed III Single) [00:15:22]06 Hooky - Sonic The Hedgehog: Green Hill Zone (Dubstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/itshooky) [00:18:07]07 Skrillex - Ruffneck (FULL Flex) (Original Mix) (from More Monsters and Sprites EP) [00:22:14]08 Nightcore - Dam Dadi Doo (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:25:56]09 Hixxy, Dougal & Gammer - Phase to Phase (feat. Lisa Marie) (from True Hardcore 2) [00:28:39]10 Clockwork - Titan (from Saints Row IV OST - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:32:39]11 Pendulum - Self vs. Self (feat. In Flames) (from Immersion) [00:37:41]12 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from Make It Bun Dem Single) [00:42:21]13 Infected Mushroom - Sa’eed (from Legend of the Black Shawarma) [00:45:47]14 ZiGZaG HACKER - V^3 (Hello World) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:52:22]15 DJ Sharpnel - Poison Air Wave (from S.E.X. - Sound of Extreme) [00:54:05]16 Flux Pavilion - I Can’t Stop (from Circus One) [00:58:22]17 Filo & Peri - Anthem (feat. Eric Lumiere) (from Trance Maniacs Party - Sun (Special Summer Edition ’08)) [01:03:22]18 Nightmare - Epileptic Crisis (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [01:11:02]19 Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (from In Silico) [01:13:00]20 Infected Mushroom - Send Me An Angel (from Army of Mushrooms) [01:17:48]21 E-Type - The Original You (from Loud Pipes Save Lives) [01:25:06]22 Furries In A Blender - Radioactive Rats (GLaDOS Edit) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [01:28:18]23 Muse - Assassin (from Black Holes and Revelations) [01:30:16]24 Linkin Park - Frgt/10 (Alchemist feat. Chali 2na) (from Reanimation) [01:33:44]25 LFOMG - Mortal Kombat (Extended Mix) (from soundcloud.com/lfomg) [01:37:14]26 Doctor P - Tetris (from Tetris Single) [01:42:45]27 Furries In A Blender - Hide and Seek (Wikked Remix) (from I Am Sinistar (Trimmed)) [01:46:23]28 Infected Mushroom - Suliman (from Vicious Delicious) [01:50:58]29 Toadally Krossed Out - Cray (feat. RiFF RAFF) (from Saints Row IV OST - Mad Decent 106.9) [01:57:05]30 Skrillex - Kyoto (feat. Sirah) (from Bangarang) [02:01:11]31 -12insomnia- - Gravity Blast (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [02:04:29]32 Hixxy - More & More (from Numerous Hardcore Compilations) [02:06:39]33 Lindsey Stirling - Elements (from Lindsey Stirling) [02:12:44]34 Foggy - Come… (Into My Dream) (from Best of Trance Vol. 3) [02:16:48]35 Infected Mushroom - Riders on the Storm (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP)) [02:20:02]36 Muse - The 2nd Law - Unsustainable (from The 2nd Law (Deluxe Edition)) [02:24:20]37 Pendulum - Tarantula (feat. Fresh, $pyda & Tenor Fly) (from Hold Your Colour) [02:28:06]38 Linkin Park - My_Dsmbr (Mickey P. feat. Kelli Ali) (from Reanimation) [02:33:08]39 Hybrid - If I Survive (from Wide Angle) [02:37:22]40 Fort Minor - Get Me Gone (from The Rising Tied) [02:46:04]41 Muse - Time Is Running Out (from Absolution) [02:48:00]42 Linkin Park - Lying From You (from Meteora) [02:51:54]43 Pendulum - Encoder (from Immersion) [02:54:49]44 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding) (from Bangarang) [02:59:30]45 Fort Minor - Kenji (from The Rising Tied) [03:05:35]46 Aquaelie - 魔女達の舞踏会 (The Witches Ball) ~ Magus (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [03:09:21]47 Aphex Twin - N, ∆Mᵢ⁻¹=−α ∑ Dᵢ[η][ ∑ Fjᵢ[η−1]+Fextᵢ [η⁻¹]], η=1 j∈C{ᵢ} (from Window Licker) [03:11:58]48 Steve Jablonsky - Gears Keep Turning (from Gears of War 3 OST) [03:17:37]
Monday Apr 07, 2014
Monday Apr 07, 2014
Maternally fornicating deviants! Welcome to the F-f-f-f-f-f-f-andom as R-r-r-r-r-r-r-uck-k-k-k-k-k-k-k Edition Vol. ?!! What is an “interrobang,” you might ask? Well, it’s used to symbolize an exclaimed question, although the etymology of the word could amusingly be interpreted, if one were so inclined, as a case in which one loudly (albeit internally) asks oneself “Why am I banging this person?!” or even an expression that conveys more frustration like, “Should I bang that cross-eyed Asian midget or not?!” You see roughly where I’m going with this, yes? Yes. Anyway, enough of my maniacal jibber jabber. It is time for yojne!01 …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Worlds Apart (from Worlds Apart) [00:00:46]02 Melt-Banana - SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (from Cactuses Come In Flocks) [00:03:09]03 GWAR - Fishfuck (from We Kill Everything) [00:03:31]04 Kindzadza - Inner Vibration (from Waves From Inner Space) [00:05:15]05 After The Burial - Your Troubles Will Cease and Fortune Will Smile Upon You (from In Dreams) [00:12:40]06 Kelly - Txt Msg Brkup (from Shoes) [00:17:13]07 Machine Gun Kelly - Edge of Destruction (feat. Tech N9ne & Twista) (from Lace Up) [00:21:01]08 Type O Negative - Fay Wray Come Out and Play (from Bloody Kisses) [00:26:06]09 Type O Negative - Kill All The White People (from Bloody Kisses) [00:27:09]10 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth) [00:30:32]11 Airi - Rainy (from Dreamio 1.0) [00:33:02]12 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion) [00:39:33]13 Merry Men Singers - Men In Tights (from Robin Hood: Men In Tights OST) [00:47:37]14 Mantis - Insomnia VIP (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:48:57]15 Fear Factory - Christploitation (from Mechanize) [00:53:56]16 Melt-Banana - In x Out = Bug (from Speak Squeak Creak) [00:58:51]17 Chamillionaire - The Evening News (from Ultimate Victory) [01:00:08]18 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [01:04:15]19 Kidneythieves - Arsenal (from Zerøspace) [01:08:28]20 GWAR - Krosstika (from War Party) [01:13:40]21 Kittie - Never Come Home (from I’ve Failed You) [01:17:07]22 Louis C.K. - Suck a Bag of Dicks (from Shameless) [01:20:15]23 Adventure Club - Spiritus Sancti (Boondock Saints Tribute) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:28:51]24 GWAR - Sick of You (from Scumdogs of the Universe) [01:33:22]25 Bad Brains - I (from Rock For Light) [01:36:29]26 Melt-Banana - Bored Elephant (from Cactuses Come In Flocks) [01:38:22]27 Kamelot - Forever (from Karma) [01:40:02]28 Tony Iommi - Time Is Mine (feat. Phil Anselmo) (from Iommi) [01:44:06]29 Black Flag - Revenge (feat. Tom Araya) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three) [01:48:56]30 GWAR - Gor-Gor (from Amerika Must Be Destroyed) [01:49:48]31 Fear Factory - Pisschrist (from Demanufacture) [01:54:06]32 Team Sleep - Kool Aid Party (feat. Mike Patton) (from Broyhill Demos) [01:59:20]33 Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (feat. Mike Patton) (from Charlie EP) [02:04:40]34 Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice) [02:06:19]35 Hemophiliac - ++*s+s++ (from 50th Birthday Celebration, Vol. 6) [02:11:10]36 Weird Little Boy - Two Weeks On A Morphine Drip/New Dirt And New Flies/Lorne Green (from Weird Little Boy) [02:20:31]37 Type O Negative - The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences (Wombs and Tombs Mix) (from The Least Worst Of…) [02:30:35]