Monday Morning Aural Sex
2015-12
Episodes
Monday Dec 21, 2015
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-12-21 (All-Star Series: Serj Tankian Edition)
Monday Dec 21, 2015
Monday Dec 21, 2015
What the fuck is up, perverts? Welcome to another installment of the All-Star Series: the Serj Tankian Edition! This one is chock the fuck full of epic rarities & exquisite fucktacularities that perhaps even seasoned System & Serj fans have yet to hear. If you only know Serj from his work with System of a Down, oh my, you’re in for a fuckin’ ride. Serj is a pretty incredible person offstage, too. Look him up on Wikipedia if you don’t believe me.
And now… we yojne!
01 System of a Down - Johnny (from Chop Suey! Single) [00:00:27]
02 Benny Benassi - Shooting Helicopters (feat. Serj Tankian) (Radio Edit) (from… ze interwebz. Go find it, bitch. :) (Holy fucking parentheses, Batman!)) [00:02:33]
03 Saul Williams - Talk to Strangers (from Saul Williams) [00:05:57]
04 System of a Down - Sugar (from System of a Down) [00:08:36]
05 Revolution Harmony - We Are (feat. Serj Tankian, Ihsahn & Devin Townsend) (from revolutionharmony.org) [00:11:07]
06 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [00:17:40]
07 System of a Down - Violent Pornography (from Mezmerize) [00:21:54]
08 Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl) [00:25:25]
09 Snot - Starlit Eyes (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Strait Up) [00:30:01]
10 Serj Tankian - Empty Walls (from Elect The Dead) [00:32:51]
11 System of a Down - Deer Dance (from Toxicity) [00:36:39]
12 Buckethead - We Are Alone (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [00:39:33]
13 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:43:32]
14 Les Rita Mitsouko - Terminal Beauty (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Variéty) [00:47:31]
15 System of a Down - Chop Suey! (from Toxicity) [00:51:10]
16 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [00:54:33]
17 System of a Down - Sad Statue (from Mezmerize) [00:56:09]
18 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:59:34]
19 System of a Down - Mind (from System of a Down) [01:04:09]
20 Jazz-Iz-Christ - Garuna (from Jazz-Iz-Christ) [01:10:25]
21 Knowledge & Serj Tankian - Speak On It (from Axis of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1) [01:14:56]
22 Serj Tankian - Figure It Out (from Harakiri) [01:17:49]
23 System of a Down - Holy Mountains (from Hypnotize) [01:20:41]
24 (hed)p.e. - Feel Good (feat. Serj Tankian & Morgan Lander) (from Broke) [01:26:09]
25 System of a Down - Shimmy (from Toxicity) [01:30:21]
26 Serj Tankian - The Charade (from Elect The Dead Symphony) [01:32:11]
27 Boh Runga - Be Careful (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Right Here) [01:36:35]
28 Serj Tankian - Lie Lie Lie (from Elect The Dead) [01:40:10]
29 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [01:43:39]
30 Serj Tankian - Bird of Paradise (Gone) (from Bird Up: The Charlie Parker Remix Project) [01:49:17]
31 System of a Down - Spiders (from System of a Down) [01:53:06]
32 Tech N9ne - Straight Out The Gate (feat. Serj Tankian & Krizz Kaliko) (from Something Else) [01:56:40]
33 System of a Down - Revenga (from Mezmerize) [02:00:50]
34 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [02:04:36]
35 System of a Down - Shame (Wu-Tang Clan cover) (from Loud Rocks) [02:08:53]
36 Deftones - Mein (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Saturday Night Wrist) [02:11:33]
37 Serj Tankian - Total Paranoia (from Batman: Arkham City - The Album) [02:15:27]
38 System of a Down - Highway Song (from Steal This Album!) [02:18:17]
39 Jazz-Iz-Christ - Distant Thing (from Jazz-Iz-Christ) [02:21:29]
40 Serart - Black Melon (from Serart) [02:25:09]
41 System of a Down - Soil (from System of a Down) [02:28:41]
42 Buckethead - Waiting Here (feat. Shana Halligan & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [02:32:06]
43 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [02:37:48]
44 Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya (Serj Tankian Remix) (from Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST) [02:40:46]
45 System of a Down - The Metro (Berlin cover) (from Dracula 2000 OST) [02:43:52]
46 Praxis - Sulfur & Cheese (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Profanation (Preparation For A Coming Darkness)) [02:46:48]
47 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Anarchists of Good Taste) [02:51:31]
48 System of a Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!) [02:56:02]
49 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [02:59:10]
50 The Nightwatchman - Lazarus On Down (feat. Serj Tankian) (from The Fabled City) [03:01:37]
51 System of a Down - Snowblind (Black Sabbath cover) (from Nativity In Black II) [03:05:06]
52 Serj Tankian - Uneducated Democracy (from Harakiri) [03:09:43]
53 System of a Down - Vicinity of Obscenity (from Hypnotize) [03:13:37]
54 Serj Tankian - Sky Is Over (from Elect The Dead) [03:16:28]
55 System of a Down - Storaged (from Heavy Metal: 2000 OST) [03:19:22]
56 Mase, Puffy, Lil’ Kim & System of a Down - Will They Die 4 You (from Chef Aid: The South Park Album) [03:20:39]
57 System of a Down - Ego Brain (from Steal This Album!) [03:24:27]
58 Serart - Narina (from Serart) [03:27:46]
59 Khatchadour Tankian - Bari Arakeel (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Inchbes Moranank) [03:33:16]
60 Serj Tankian - Yes, It’s Genocide (from Imperfect Harmonies) [03:36:41]
61 Serj Tankian - Falling Stars (from Elect The Dead Symphony) [03:39:52]
Monday Dec 14, 2015
monday wtf aural sex: 2015-12-14 (tiny metal edition)
Monday Dec 14, 2015
Monday Dec 14, 2015
SSSSHHHHH!!!! hello, dearest perverts and pervettes. welcome to the tiny metal edition of monday wtf aural sex. this edition was almost entirely inspired by torrential downpour and their tiny pantera set at dimefest 2015. i did have an idea to do something like this years ago, but i figured no one would listen to it and that i’m just fucking insane for thinking this would be hilarious. anyway, the aural sex you’re about to hear is not the aural sex you’re used to. this is what these songs may have sounded like had they been recorded by keebler fucking elves or some shit. anyway, enough of my batshit toothpick chewing gum fuckery. it is time… for yojne.
01 pantera - fucking hostile (from vulgar display of power) [00:00:31]
02 meshuggah - future breed machine (from destroy erase improve) [00:02:24]
03 lamb of god - laid to rest (from ashes of the wake) [00:06:30]
04 deftones - my own summer (shove it) (from around the fur) [00:09:13]
05 fear factory - slave labor (from archetype) [00:11:46]
06 pantera - the great southern trendkill (from the great southern trendkill) [00:14:32]
07 korn - twist (from life is peachy) [00:17:12]
08 system of a down - darts (from system of a down) [00:17:47]
09 gwar - baby raper (from we kill everything) [00:19:41]
10 slayer - raining blood (from reign in blood) [00:21:31]
11 children of bodom - are you dead yet? (from are you dead yet?) [00:24:30]
12 ministry - just one fix (from psalm 69: the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs) [00:27:16]
13 pantera - domination (from cowboys from hell) [00:30:52]
14 metallica - ride the lightning (from ride the lightning) [00:34:27]
15 otep - warhead (from house of secrets) [00:39:07]
16 napalm death - you suffer (from noise for musiks sake (disc 1)) [00:41:35]
17 gwar - ham on the bone (from amerika must be destroyed) [00:41:36]
18 cradle of filth - cruelty brought thee orchids (from cruelty and the beast) [00:43:02]
19 slipknot - disasterpiece (from iowa) [00:48:12]
20 in flames - sleepless again (from a sense of purpose) [00:51:52]
21 pantera - yesterday don’t mean shit (from reinventing the steel) [00:54:46]
22 devildriver - digging up the corpses (from head on to heartache) [00:57:51]
23 fear factory - securitron (police state 2000) (from obsolete) [01:00:32]
24 pantera - good friends and a bottle of pills (from far beyond driven) [01:04:38]
25 behemoth - amen (from the satanist) [01:06:37]
26 in flames - where the dead ships dwell (from sounds of a playground fading) [01:09:13]
27 metallica - damage inc. (from master of puppets) [01:12:08]
28 iron maiden - out of the silent planet (from brave new world) [01:16:01]
29 static-x - fix (from wisconsin death trip) [01:20:33]
30 all that remains - hold on (from for we are many) [01:22:33]
31 strapping young lad - zen (from alien) [01:24:36]
32 cannibal corpse - i will kill you (from gallery of suicide) [01:28:05]
33 slipknot - surfacing (live) (from slipknot [expanded]) [01:30:03]
34 slipknot - eeyore (from slipknot) [01:32:40]
Sunday Dec 06, 2015
R0B0T PR0N v2.0
Sunday Dec 06, 2015
Sunday Dec 06, 2015
It's live, muthafuckaaaaaas! Go listen! Run up the wall! Punch yourself in the genitals and call yourself a rhino! You're gonna love this shit THAT much. Even if you hate dubstep, you'll love this mix... because I made it, and you love me. :DTrack List:[0:00] 01. J. Rabbit & Tremourz - Sexy Party[2:05] 02. Mantis - Hood Shit[3:27] 03. Rameses B - Alias[4:57] 04. Ellie Goulding - Figure 8 (Xilent Remix)[7:38] 05. Borgore - Ice Cream Man[9:24] 06. Destroid - Wasteland[11:39] 07. Ephixa - Lost Woods (Dubstep Remix)[14:55] 08. iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (Sluggo Remix)[16:32] 09. Torus - Shut The Fuck Up[18:07] 10. Datsik - Bonafide Hustler[19:43] 11. DJ Matduke - Black Magic[22:55] 12. Oceanlab - Satellite (Seven Lions Remix)[25:38] 13. Adventure Club - Gold (feat. Yuna)[27:42] 14. MUST DIE - Caffeine[29:31] 15. Infuze - Release Yourself[31:48] 16. Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre (feat. Eminem) (Dubba Jonny Refix)[35:00] 17. Rameses B - Bits & Bytes[36:29] 18. Xilent - Boss Wave[38:34] 19. Kid Alt Dub - Re Think[40:34] 20. Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (Mantis Remix)[43:16] 21. Mark Instinct - Pentagram[45:02] 22. The Prodigy - No Good (Rico Tubbs & Will Power Dubstep Remix)[47:54] 23. Nostalgia - Hyrule Castle[50:13] 24. Dubba Jonny - A Brief Tutorial On VIP Production[53:03] 25. Laceration Selekta - Demise[58:05] 26. Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 2
Tuesday Dec 01, 2015
Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-11-30 (Thankful for the Sense of Hearing Edition)
Tuesday Dec 01, 2015
Tuesday Dec 01, 2015
Happy days of gluttonous opulence, maniacal consumerism and almost complete ignorance of actual history, perverts! What a fucktacular time of year this is, hmm? I actually love it, because it’s all a declination. It’s all symptomatic of societal and economic entropy, and I just keep smiling at all the complacent little nitwits as we march backwards to the sea, desperately attempting to assign purpose to our consciousness and to understand why brutal imbeciles rule the world. :) Any-fucking-way, this edition is exactly what you’d expect from the title. This is a collection of aural sex that makes me goddamn grateful to be able to hear things, nay, to listen to them. I could’ve easily called this Miscellaneous Fucktacularity, Fucktacular Classics Vol. 2, blah-blah-blahbitty-fucking-blah, but these are some of my favorite songs in all music. Anyone who even slightly knows me knows that I couldn’t reasonably expect anyone to sit through an entire, comprehensive collection of my favorite songs. Maybe at my funeral (haha). Nah, and also, in case you might be wondering why I’ve included a song of mine called You Still Own The Air, it’s not out of narcissism. It’s because I’m profoundly grateful that I once had the chance of hearing her voice. Not just hearing it, but listening to it as it articulated verses of love to me. After beauty such as that, it seems juvenile to fear death. *sigh* Now, hurry up and yojne before I get all verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a new topic: this podcast is still called Monday Morning Aural Sex, but it is seldom ever actually released on Monday Morning. Discuss.
01 Rameses B - Dreaming (feat. Holly Drummond) (from soundcloud.com/ramesesb) [00:01:16]
02 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - A Hymn To The Morning Star (from Of Natural History) [00:06:03]
03 Behemoth - Ov Fire and the Void (from Evangelion) [00:11:43]
04 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes) [00:15:56]
05 Emily Kinney & Lauren Cohan - The Parting Glass (from The Walking Dead OST Vol. 1) [00:19:01]
06 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:21:50]
07 Rollins Band - A Life Denied (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [00:25:41]
08 Nine Inch Nails - And All That Could Have Been (from Still) [00:30:15]
09 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [00:36:24]
10 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [00:45:12]
11 Jamie N Commons - Lead Me Home (from The Walking Dead OST Vol. 1) [00:50:33]
12 Infected Mushroom - Heavy Weight (from Vicious Delicious) [00:52:27]
13 Neil Young - Harvest Moon (from Harvest Moon) [01:01:04]
14 Anathema - Ariel (from Distant Satellites) [01:05:59]
15 Andrew Lloyd Webber - All I Ask Of You (from The Phantom of the Opera (Disc 1)) [01:12:24]
16 System of a Down - Aerials (from Toxicity) [01:16:37]
17 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [01:20:29]
18 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima) [01:28:17]
19 Bim - The Magic Of Us (from Bim EP) [01:34:16]
20 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House Of Secrets) [01:37:37]
21 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [01:44:01]
22 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:53:14]
23 Tool - Schism (from Lateralus) [01:57:39]
24 PT Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile) [02:04:21]
25 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu) [02:08:52]
26 Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) [02:14:06]
27 Nine Inch Nails - Leaving Hope (from Still) [02:18:10]
28 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [02:23:55]
29 Paul Sivertsen - You Still Own The Air (from An Extraordinary Love) [02:36:25]
30 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:43:47]
31 Cœur de Pirate - Off To Sleep (from Child of Light OST) [02:47:06]
32 Solveig Slettahjell - Take It With Me (Tom Waits cover) (Live, Til Radka, 2009) (from YouTube) [02:51:21]