Monday Morning Aural Sex
2014-10
Episodes
Wednesday Oct 29, 2014
Wednesday Oct 29, 2014
Mwahahaha… Happy Halloween, my dearest perverts! Emoclew to the All Hallows’ Eve Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! First of all, let me apologize for this podcast’s frequent deviation from its “Monday Morning” namesake as of late. I’ve been on a rather erratic sleep schedule for the past month or so, I’ve had a lot on my mind, and several pressing things in my life have required my immediate attention. Basically, I have no good excuse, so I won’t attempt to assuage my guilt that way or at all, but I thought I’d give an explanation at least. Anyway, I’ve got a tremendous bunch of exquisite aural sex in store for us this week. I’m holding off the installment of the 1,001 Albums this week to focus on this, my favorite holiday. Without any further mind-numbing horse vomit from yours truly, let us the yojne begin, incredibly!
01 Type O Negative - All Hallows’ Eve (from World Coming Down) [00:00:06]
02 The Citizens of Halloween Town - This Is Halloween (from The Nightmare Before Christmas OST) [00:08:35]
03 The Misfits - Halloween (from Legacy of Brutality) [00:11:47]
04 Insane Clown Posse - Dead Pumpkins (from Hallowicked Compilation) [00:13:31]
05 Meg Foster - Open Wide The Gates (from The Lords of Salem OST) [00:18:12]
06 Slayer - South Of Heaven (from Soundtrack To The Apocalypse) [00:18:12]
07 Behemoth - Ov Fire And The Void (from Evangelion) [00:22:53]
08 Insane Clown Posse - Intro (from The Wraith: Hell’s Pit) [00:27:19]
09 Insane Clown Posse - Walk Into The Darkness (from The Wraith: Hell’s Pit) [00:28:50]
10 Twiztid - W.I.C.K.E.D. (Intro) (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:32:15]
11 Twiztid - Buckets of Blood (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [00:34:47]
12 Insane Clown Posse - The Killing Fields (from Riddle Box) [00:38:45]
13 Wednesday 13 - God Is A Lie (from Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying and the Dead) [00:43:39]
14 White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [00:47:15]
15 Slipknot - The Devil In I (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [00:50:49]
16 Patricia Quinn - Lord Hear Us (from The Lords of Salem OST) [00:56:34]
17 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion) [00:56:42]
18 Wednesday 13 - A Bullet Named Christ (from Transylvania 90210: Songs of Death, Dying and the Dead) [01:04:39]
19 Griffin Boice - The Lords Theme (from The Lords of Salem OST) [01:08:35]
20 Rob Zombie - Meet the Creeper (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [01:09:15]
21 Griffin Boice - Three Sisters (from The Lords of Salem OST) [01:12:28]
22 Judy Geeson - You Know What I Think? (from The Lords of Salem OST) [01:14:30]
23 Cradle of Filth - Gilded Cunt (from Nymphetamine) [01:14:51]
24 Rob Zombie - Teenage Nosferatu Pussy (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [01:18:56]
25 Walls of Jericho - All Hail The Dead (from All Hail The Dead) [01:23:25]
26 Dog Fashion Disco - 9 To 5 At The Morgue (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:26:40]
27 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Helpless Corpses Enactment (from In Glorious Times) [01:31:21]
28 Children of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet? (from Are You Dead Yet?) [01:37:18]
29 Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 - Celebrity Skinned (from Viva Las Violence) [01:41:11]
30 White Zombie - Grease Paint and Monkey Brains (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:43:00]
31 Griffin Boice - A Special Child (from The Lords of Salem OST) [01:46:43]
32 Dubba Jonny - Big Bad Wolf (from The Bruv Where Can I Get That Tune EP) [01:49:03]
33 Silverchair & Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST) [01:52:34]
34 Twiztid - Mutant X (from Freek Show) [01:57:00]
35 Otis - Dr. Satan (from House of 1000 Corpses OST) [02:00:03]
36 White Zombie - I’m Your Boogieman (from Past, Present & Future) [02:00:19]
37 Insane Clown Posse - Boogie Woogie Wu (from The Great Milenko) [02:04:40]
38 Cradle of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids (from Cruelty And The Beast) [02:09:05]
39 Rob Zombie - Perversion 99 (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [02:16:21]
40 Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 - Your Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell (from 6 Years 6 Feet Under The Influence) [02:18:01]
41 Krzysztof Penderecki - String Quartet (1960) (from The Exorcist OST) [02:20:39]
42 Marilyn Manson - Track 99 (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:27:38]
43 Insane Clown Posse - Mental Warp (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [02:29:16]
Monday Oct 20, 2014
Monday Oct 20, 2014
What’s up, muthafuckin’ perverts?! Emoclew to another Miscellaneous Fucktacularity Edition and the third album in my personal 1,001 Albums list: The epic Venetian Snares album Rossz Csillag Alatt Született. If you’re not familiar with breakcore, this album might be an awesome introduction to it for you. The things that really set this album apart from most other breakcore albums/songs are the orchestral elements. There are a few other breakcore artists who mess around with strings and various other instruments (BLÆRG comes to mind), but the majority of it is sampling, breakbeats and synths. I think it’s fuckin’ awesome, but I’m insane. If you’d like to read the blog entry I posted about the album, check it out here: http://tinyurl.com/20141020blog. Anyway, to kick this off properly, I thought I’d read the liner notes from the album we’re about to listen to because it prefaces the album really well. Yojne!
“What if, for just a day, we could both be pigeons?
Sometimes, one moment in time can take on such an
important significance that it becomes an endless world
unto itself and everything outside of that moment, past
and future spots in time, become the folklore of the world.
What if we could both fly over the Királyi Palota and
see it just as these pigeons do? A beautiful culture
of dissimilar angles as donkey angels above this city.
But even in the world of the infinite moment, we
cannot choose the feather of our bird and
the pigeon may long to be the goose, the donkey the pigeon
and so on. Furthermore, as our world blossoms out of this
single tick in time, it is for one pigeon a swirling
romantic flood of euphoric possibility and fascination,
for the other, an inferior life of shitting on everyone
from the sky, awkward and ashamed,
resigning themselves to be the
wretched nuisance they are painted as by those they shit on.
Ultimately, as quickly as our world blooms, our world is discordant, and
our pigeons are wounded, and as our world dies,we die,and we are extinct.
If only we could kill ourselves over and over until we get it right.
So, just as an entire genre of music can be born out of one sped up ten
second breakbeat, a full symphony orchestra can come together in
harmonic unison to create that perfect moment in time, thus every moment
can give birth to an entirely new world, and every world can house the
recognition, that orchestra may combine to bring forth a
dissonant barrage of colossal sorrow,
and so the moment disintegrates its world and that
world suffocates the moment under its collapse.
These are love songs and grief songs.”
01 Venetian Snares - Sikertelenség (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:02:03]
02 Venetian Snares - Szerencsétlen (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:02:43]
03 Venetian Snares - Öngyilkos Vasárnap (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:07:35]
04 Venetian Snares - Felbomlasztott Mentökocsi (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:10:54]
05 Venetian Snares - Hajnal (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:14:36]
06 Venetian Snares - Galamb Egyedül (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:22:18]
07 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:23:51]
08 Venetian Snares - Szamár Madár (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:29:48]
09 Venetian Snares - Hiszékeny (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:35:31]
10 Venetian Snares - Kétsarkü Mozgalom (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:37:05]
11 Venetian Snares - Senki Dala (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:45:50]
12 Doormouse - Doyodamnthing (from Hand Hammered Vinyl) [00:48:01]
13 Mushroomhead - Qwerty (from The Righteous & The Butterfly) [00:50:32]
14 Lana Del Rey - Young & Beautiful (Patrick Reza Remix) (from Dubstep Top (January)) [00:53:56]
15 Seven Lions - Isis (from Polarize EP) [00:57:53]
16 Venetian Snares - Gentleman (from Detrimentalist) [01:02:48]
17 Otto Von Schirach - Skeleton Search (from Salpica / Skeleton Search Single) [01:07:19]
18 Gareth Emery - Lights & Thunder (feat. Krewella) (Darren Styles Remix) (from Lights & Thunder (feat. Krewella) EP) [01:11:45]
19 Seven Lions - Fevers (feat. Minnesota & Mimi Page) (from Fevers Single) [01:16:44]
20 Knife Party - Centipede (from Rage Valley) [01:21:12]
21 Excision & Messinian - X-Rated (from X-Rated) [01:25:15]
22 Datsik & Snak The Ripper - Fully Blown (from Vitamin D) [01:29:36]
23 Pendulum - Self vs. Self (feat. In Flames) (from Immersion) [01:33:46]
24 Defrag - The Old Growth (from Lament Element) [01:38:27]
25 Venetian Snares - Pwntendo (from Cavalcade of Glee and Dadaist Happy Hardcore) [01:42:58]
26 Krewella - One Minute (from Play Hard EP) [01:47:14]
27 Otto Von Schirach - Quasar (from Supermeng) [01:51:22]
28 Dr. Dre - Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat (feat. BJ “Tha Mocking Bird”, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [01:55:08]
29 SKisM - Like This (feat. Virus Syndicate) (from Hard Dubstep Top 100 Best of 2012) [01:58:57]
30 Venetian Snares - Cleaning Each Other (from Songs About My Cats [UK]) [02:03:31]
31 Otto Von Schirach - End of the World (from Magic Triangle) [02:07:17]
32 Defragmentation - Let Go (from Self-Construct) [02:12:52]
33 Doormouse + Subjex - 00trx Sesamie (from Say Is That A Pickle In Your Pocket) [02:15:35]
Tuesday Oct 14, 2014
Tuesday Oct 14, 2014
Emoclew, sreckufrehtom, to another installment of the All-Star Series, the Al Jourgensen Edition, and the third album of the 1001 Albums You “Must” Hear Before You Die. First, lemme talk about Uncle Al. I first saw Ministry’s video for Just One Fix on Beavis & Butthead like, 20 years ago, and I’ve been a huge fan ever since. I’ve seen them a handful of times and Jesus H. Cum-Gargling Christ did they put on a fantastic show. These guys have been around for over 30 years and even though they went on hiatus around 2008, they came back with two new albums and tours in support of them. However, now that long-time guitarist Mike Scaccia has died, Al has said that they won’t be making any new Ministry albums. So, perverts, if you somehow get a chance to see them live, do it before they don’t tour anymore. If you had a chance and you passed it up, SHAME ON YOU!
Anyway, Al is also a producer and has been in a few other bands like Pailhead, 1000 Homo DJs, Lard, Revolting Cocks (or RevCo), Buck Satan, etc. He’s a phenomenal vocalist and I think you’ll agree after listening to this edition that Ministry is one of the all-time greatest metal bands ever.
As far as the Louvin Brothers album at the end of this edition, well, it’s a country album. If you’d like to read the blog post, click this bitch right here: http://tinyurl.com/20141013blog. I often have an exceptionally difficult time finding anything to appreciate in country music, but maybe some of you perverts might feel differently. One thing I can say for it is that it’s older country, unlike the completely vacant bullshit that’s played on country radio stations nowadays. One country artist I do appreciate a lot is Johnny Cash, and I’m sure there are many people like me who, in a genre that’s bogged down by vapid nonsense like Achey Breaky Heart, can only really claim to appreciate him.
Anyway, I hope you all yojne the living fuck out of the Al Jourgensen Edition and… maybe… possibly find something to yojne in the Louvin Brothers album at the end.
01 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (Doors cover) (from Cover Up) [00:01:12]
02 Ministry - Just One Fix (V.E.) (from Just One Fix Single) [00:05:36]
03 Ministry - Thieves (from The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste) [00:09:54]
04 Ministry - Let’s Go (from The Last Sucker) [00:14:31]
05 Lard - Forkboy (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [00:19:21]
06 Ministry - Rio Grandé Blood (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:23:14]
07 Buck Satan and The 666 Shooters - What’s Wrong With Me (from Bikers Welcome Ladies Drink Free) [00:27:38]
08 Ministry - Animosity (from Animositisomina) [00:31:54]
09 Ministry - Iron Man (Black Sabbath cover) (from Every Day Is Halloween: The Anthology) [00:36:30]
10 Ministry - N.W.O. (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [00:42:26]
11 Ministry - Reload (from Filth Pig) [00:47:50]
12 Ministry - Supermanic Soul (from Dark Side of the Spoon) [00:50:13]
13 1000 Homo DJs - Supernaut (Black Sabbath cover) (from Side Trax) [00:53:36]
14 Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey (Live 1990) (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Rip)) [01:00:27]
15 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [01:05:48]
16 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [01:10:56]
17 Ministry - Waiting (from Houses of the Molé) [01:14:10]
18 Ministry - Double Tap (from Relapse) [01:19:12]
19 Buck Satan and The 666 Shooters - Medication Nation (from Bikers Welcome Ladies Drink Free) [01:23:12]
20 Ministry - Psalm 69 (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [01:27:41]
21 Ministry - Gangreen (feat. Sgt. Major) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [01:33:09]
22 Revolting Cocks - Crackin’ Up (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [01:39:05]
23 Ministry - The Dick Song (from The Last Sucker) [01:45:19]
24 Ministry - Paint It Black (Rolling Stones cover) (from Every Day Is Halloween: The Anthology) [01:51:03]
25 Ministry - Black Betty (Lead Belly cover) (from Cover Up) [01:55:01]
26 Ministry - Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix cover) (from Every Day Is Halloween: The Anthology) [01:58:23]
27 Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod (feat. Gibby Hayes) (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [02:02:31]
28 Ministry - Nursing Home (from Dark Side of the Spoon) [02:07:23]
29 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked And Loaded) [02:14:24]
30 Ministry - TV II (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [02:18:22]
31 Ministry - WTV (from Houses of the Molé) [02:21:26]
32 Ministry - No “W” (from Houses of the Molé) [02:25:49]
33 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [02:29:13]
34 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grandé Dub) [02:35:50]
35 Revolting Cocks - Gila Copter (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [02:39:30]
36 Ministry - Stigmata (Outro) (from Cover Up) [02:45:25]
37 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [02:46:28]
38 The Louvin Brothers - Kentucky (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:01:51]
39 The Louvin Brothers - I’ll Be All Smiles Tonight (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:04:27]
40 The Louvin Brothers - Let Her Go, God Bless Her (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:07:38]
41 The Louvin Brothers - What Is Home Without Love (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:10:29]
42 The Louvin Brothers - A Tiny Broken Heart (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:13:26]
43 The Louvin Brothers - In The Pines (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:15:56]
44 The Louvin Brothers - Alabama (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:19:07]
45 The Louvin Brothers - Katie Dear (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:21:47]
46 The Louvin Brothers - My Brother’s Will (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:24:18]
47 The Louvin Brothers - Knoxville Girl (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:27:30]
48 The Louvin Brothers - Take The News To Mother (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:31:16]
49 The Louvin Brothers - Mary of the Wild Moor (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:33:45]
Monday Oct 06, 2014
Monday Oct 06, 2014
Good MORNING, perverts! I know, you’re probably thinking, “Holy jumping jack Jesus shit in the punchbowl, an edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex that was actually released in the morning!” Well, you know, after a long night of being collectively showered in cheap diet soda with a bunch of other masked or face-painted freaks like myself (and having only managed to snag about 3 hours of sleep after getting home around 4 AM), I sprung out of bed with a gnawing appetite for Satanic terrorist midget hookers on crank, and after I was through debasing myself and humanity in general, I figured, “Shit, well, I’m awake now. Might as well do my podcast and actually have an edition that lives up to the fucking namesake for once in far too goddamn fucking long.”So, emoclew! This Origins Edition is going to be made up entirely of Henry Rollins’ first Harmony In My Head broadcast from May 17th of ’04. This is the second album (if you can call it that) on my personal 1,001 Albums list, and his radio show is one of the biggest reasons why I started doing this fuckin’ podcast in the first place. Surely the more intelligent perverts in my listening audience caught on to that from the “Origins,” title. I also included a few of my favorite tracks from some of his other Harmony In My Head broadcasts at the end. Anyway, if you want to read the blog post I made about this, click this link right here muthafuckas: http://tinyurl.com/20141006blogWithout any further oda (that’s right, fuck “ado”), let us commence the yojne sequence!01 Henry Rollins - Talk 01 [00:00:51]02 Buzzcocks - Harmony In My Head [00:06:07]03 The Stains - Sick and Crazy [00:09:12]04 The Weirdos - Life of Crime [00:11:31]05 The Simpletones - California [00:13:46]06 Henry Rollins - Talk 02 [00:16:33]07 Henry Rollins - Talk 03 [00:17:34]08 Iggy and the Stooges - TV Eye [00:19:01]09 Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers - Chinese Rocks [00:23:15]10 The Ruts - In A Rut [00:26:05]11 Henry Rollins - Talk 04 [00:29:42]12 Tenor Saw - Ring The Alarm [00:36:14]13 Q And Not U - X Pollination [00:39:22]14 Mark of Cain - The Contender [00:42:06]15 Henry Rollins - Talk 05 [00:48:01]16 Henry Rollins - Talk 06 [00:51:45]17 Squat Weiler - Hot For Teacher [00:58:15]18 Chuck D & Henry Rollins - Rise Above [01:01:57]19 Agent Orange - Bloodstains [01:04:06]20 U.K. Subs - Same Thing [01:05:54]21 Henry Rollins - Talk 07 [01:07:13]22 Miriam Makeba - Pata Pata [01:15:07]23 Negative Trend - How Ya Feelin’ [01:18:01]24 Reverend A.W. Nix - Black Diamond Express Train To Hell [01:19:48]25 The Clash - Janie Jones [01:22:37]26 Henry Rollins - Talk 8 [01:24:37]27 Dee Dee King - Mashed Potato Time (feat. Debbie Harry) [01:27:47]28 Angelic Upstarts - Teenage Warning [01:30:53]29 Slim Gaillard - Yip Roc Heresy [01:33:50]30 The Minutemen - Joe McCarthy’s Ghost [01:36:18]31 Curtis Mayfield - If There’s A Hell Below [01:37:13]32 Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye [01:41:43]33 Eric Dolphy - Out There [01:46:48]34 Louis Jordan - Pettin’ and Pokin’ [01:53:37]35 Nico - We’ve Got The Gold [01:56:06]36 William Shatner - I Can’t Get Behind That (feat. Henry Rollins) [02:01:02]37 Ozzy Osbourne - Take Me Out to the Ballgame [02:03:50]38 Fats Waller - Eep Ipe Wanna Piece of Pie [02:05:02]39 Ernest Hemingway - Nobel Acceptance Speech [02:07:45]40 X Ray Spex - I’m A Cliché [02:09:52]41 Jimmy Rushing - She’s A Wino [02:11:44]42 Captain Beefheart - Sue Egypt [02:14:34]43 The Cravats - I Am The Dreg [02:17:29]44 Henry Rollins - Talk 14 [02:20:45]45 Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In The Face [02:22:11]