Monday Morning Aural Sex
2014-08
Episodes
Monday Aug 25, 2014
Monday Aug 25, 2014
PERVERTS!!! Emoclew to the Enjoy Your Life Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! In case you can’t figure it out on your own, this one is made up of a bunch of tracks that make me happy to be alive, and I hope you’ll feel the same. By the way, I apologize yet again for not doing anything last week. I had another week of hellish bullshit work to do at two different summer camps. Suffice to say, I never want to see Frozen ever again. Also, I apologize for the delay in publishing this today. I just got the Diablo III Ultimate Evil Edition for XBone and… I just had.to.kill.the.Butcher. Totally rediscovered my love for the game now. Anyway, enough jibber-jabber monkey shit. Yojne!
01 Mr.T plus H - Enjoy Your Life (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 1)) [00:00:47]
02 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show) [00:02:35]
03 Loituma - Levas Polka (Basshunter Remix) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:03:04]
04 (The Real) Tuesday Weld - Bathtime in Clerkenwell (from Weeds, Vol. 2 OST) [00:06:33]
05 Slim Gaillard and His Orchestra - Yip Roc Heresy (from Laughing In Rhythm: The Best of the Verve Years) [00:09:22]
06 10 Side - BXY! (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [00:11:50]
07 Eminem - FACK (from Curtain Call: The Hits) [00:13:34]
08 Neil Hamburger - Nude Models (from Great Phone Calls) [00:16:53]
09 The Jerky Boys - Breast Enlargement (from The Best of the Jerky Boys) [00:17:21]
10 Jon Lajoie - Pop Song (from You Want Some of This?) [00:19:39]
11 David Guetta - The World Is Mine (feat. JD Davis) (from Guetta Blaster) [00:22:21]
12 Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (from The World Is Not Enough Single) [00:25:53]
13 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple (from Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike) [00:29:41]
14 Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing (from Rooty) [00:33:13]
15 Ace of Base - Beautiful Life (from The Bridge) [00:37:42]
16 Ooah - Heat Up The Night (from Heat Up The Night Single) [00:41:16]
17 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (With Intro) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip) [00:45:18]
18 00111111 - The Nine Satanic Statements (from here and The Edition That’s Very Editioney) [00:51:23]
19 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002) [00:52:36]
20 Gammer & Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (Original Mix) (from We Are The Vampires Single) [00:56:19]
21 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST) [01:01:07]
22 Insane Clown Posse - The Show Must Go On (from Riddle Box) [01:06:35]
23 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin’ (Slaughterhouse Mix) (from Riddle Box) [01:11:42]
24 GWAR - I’m Fucking An Animal (from We Kill Everything) [01:15:23]
25 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F.) [01:18:25]
26 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Sub Focus Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single) [01:24:13]
27 iwrestledabearonce - Tastes Like Kevin Bacon (from It’s All Happening) [01:29:44]
28 Jon Lajoie - 2 Girls 1 Cup Song (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:33:01]
29 Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (from Bang! Pow! Boom!) [01:35:42]
30 Primus - My Name Is Mud (from Pork Soda) [01:39:49]
31 Green Jellÿ - Misadventures of Shitman (from Cereal Killer Soundtrack) [01:44:28]
32 Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face (from ACID Bootleg) [01:47:32]
33 Doug Stanhope - Terrified of Poop (from ACID Bootleg) [01:51:51]
34 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [01:54:40]
35 DJ Tiësto - Sweet Things (feat. Charlotte Martin) [02:03:14]
36 William Shatner - I Can’t Get Behind That (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Has Been) [02:08:38]
37 Coal Chamber - Amir of the Desert (from Coal Chamber) [02:11:37]
38 Darkest Hour - A Paradox With Flies (from Deliver Us) [02:12:20]
39 Deftones - Minerva (from Deftones) [02:16:37]
40 The Dresden Dolls - Good Day (from Dresden Dolls) [02:20:48]
41 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [02:26:09]
42 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST) [02:31:46]
43 VNV Nation - Illusion (from Judgement) [02:34:42]
44 Deftones - Passenger (from White Pony) [02:39:19]
45 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn’t Into The Stuff I’m Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [02:45:16]
46 Flexe - I Love (Orange Things) (from Programmable Love Songs Vol. 1) [02:48:06]
47 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia…) [02:50:29]
48 Psychopathic Rydas - I Don’t Wanna Die (from The Pendulum) [02:55:08]
49 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod (Marz Version)) [03:00:02]
50 Vanilla Ice - Havin’ A Roni (from To The Extreme) [03:06:05]
Monday Aug 25, 2014
Monday Aug 25, 2014
Eh. Hey, whoever’s listening. Probably no one, but what the fuck ever. Here’s some depressing, emo faggot music for you to consider dying to. If you’re wondering why this wasn’t posted a week ago or actually in the morning today, I have no answer for you. Tough shit. Deal with it. Maybe go listen to the other edition I posted with this one today instead. Anyway, if you’re having a shitty day, this edition is right up your shitty alley. Yojne. Or don’t. Whatever.
01 Mudvayne - Poop Loser (from The Beginning Of All Things To End) [00:00:30]
02 Peter Alsop - Where Will I Go When I’m Dead And Gone? (from YouTube) [00:01:52]
03 The Berzerker - Death Reveals (from Dissimulate) [00:04:02]
04 kidney thieves - Before I’m Dead (from Zerøspace) [00:05:40]
05 Insane Clown Posse - Behind The Paint (from Bizaar) [00:10:14]
06 Armin Van Buuren - Who Is Watching (feat. Nadia Ali) [00:14:31]
07 Pulley - Second Best (from @#!*) [00:19:33]
08 All That Remains - Two Weeks (from Overcome) [00:21:22]
09 Nine Inch Nails - Only (El-P Mix) (from Every Day Is Exactly The Same Single) [00:25:34]
10 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems Of Rebellion) [00:29:47]
11 Twiztid - The Deep End (feat. Caskey & Dominic) (from A New Nightmare) [00:33:22]
12 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up) [00:38:49]
13 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [00:42:38]
14 Marilyn Manson - Great Big White World (from Mechanical Animals) [00:45:40]
15 Evanescence - Lithium (from The Open Door) [00:50:39]
16 Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (Jagged Scar) (from Twisted Thought Generator) [00:54:19]
17 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge (from Blood Sugar Sex Magik) [01:02:08]
18 Depswa - Needles (from 2 Angels & A Dream) [01:06:32]
19 Stabbing Westward - Drowning (from Darkest Days) [01:09:44]
20 Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below (from The Fragile (Left)) [01:13:10]
21 Devics - Salty Seas (from Push The Heart) [01:18:17]
22 Portishead - Undenied (from Portishead) [01:22:26]
23 From Autumn To Ashes - Autumn’s Monologue (from The Fiction We Live) [01:26:45]
24 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:31:14]
25 Echostream - Just Kill Me (from Identity) [01:35:39]
26 Insane Clown Posse - The Pendulum’s Promise (from Bizaar) [01:40:21]
27 Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole (from Dirt) [01:45:49]
28 Portishead - Roads (from Dummy) [01:51:24]
29 Otep - Requiem (from House of Secrets) [01:56:25]
30 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House of Secrets) [01:59:05]
31 Metallica - Fade To Black (from Ride The Lightning) [02:05:23]
32 Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I (from Ghosts I-IV) [02:12:16]
33 Megadeth - À Tout Le Monde (from Youthanasia (Remastered)) [02:15:04]
34 From Autumn To Ashes - Abandon Your Friends (from Abandon Your Friends) [02:19:28]
35 Pantera - Suicide Note Pt. 1 (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [02:23:21]
36 Avenged Sevenfold - I Won’t See You Tonight Pt. 1 (from Waking The Fallen) [02:28:03]
37 Avenged Sevenfold - I Won’t See You Tonight Pt. 2 (from Waking The Fallen) [02:37:01]
38 Brand New - You Won’t Know (from The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me) [02:41:41]
39 The Captains Intangible - Any Other Way (from Diary of the Dead OST) [02:47:19]
40 Slipknot - Scissors (from Slipknot) [02:51:25]
41 Nine Inch Nails - A Warm Place (from The Downward Spiral) [02:59:45]
42 Mushroomhead - Embrace The Ending (from Savior Sorrow) [03:03:08]
43 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House of Secrets) [03:07:56]
44 AFI - Endlessly, She Said (from Decemberunderground) [03:11:54]
45 Joe Anderson - Happiness Is A Warm Gun (feat. Salma Hayek) (from Across The Universe OST) [03:16:20]
46 Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (from Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death)) [03:19:22]
Monday Aug 11, 2014
Monday Aug 11, 2014
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!nothing…Nothing.NOTHING!IGNORE THIS!PAY NO ATTENTION, YOU DESTITUTE MOTHERFUCKERS!“Oh, he’s such a nice boy. Always such a nice boy.”Smile.PRAY!Smile.WORSHIP!Smile.DEVOUR!Frown.OH NO!Heaven and FUCK forbid.Your impassioned tears bore me to my own.Look at the pretty little g_D.Such a pretty little g_D.Hold on to the rock until you’ve buried yourself in gravel.Away from the big, bad world.SUFFER!SMILE!SUFFER!SMILE!Deal with it, emo faggot.Eyes, lips, hair to ash, to… nothing.More, and more, and more NOTHING!Hakuna fucking Matata.Not important.Keep smiling.You would know.You would worry, but you never will.Never will do anything.ever.again.Just what you always wanted.Don’t bother smiling anymore.Just go.01 00111111 - A Cleverly Named, Very Important Intro (from… right fucking here and that’s fucking it) [00:00:00]02 Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In The Face (from Burned Mind) [00:00:00]03 Fantômas - 4-1-05 (from Suspended Animation) [00:03:38]04 Kittie - I’ve Failed You (from I’ve Failed You) [00:04:13]05 Charles Bukowski - The Genius of the Crowd (from Uncensored (Disc 1)) [00:06:23]06 I Got Shot In The Face - I Meet Two Underage Italian Girls Who I Try To Convince To Fuck Each Other While I Jack Off On Them. I End Up Buying Them Ice Cream Instead (from How Am I Not Myself) [00:08:44]07 Shadows Fall - The Path To Imminent Ruin (from Retribution) [00:11:31]08 Shadows Fall - My Demise (from Retribution) [00:12:44]09 Michael Blair - Canon (Part 2) (feat. Robbie Robertson) [includes "Playing Chess With Bobby Fischer In Bellevue Reverie" from Beneath The Underdog] (from Weird Nightmare: Meditations On Mingus) [00:19:40]10 Devics - Salty Seas (from Push The Heart) [00:22:57]11 Mudvayne - Death Blooms (from L.D. 50) [00:27:07]12 The Agonist - Everybody Wants You (Dead) (from Prisoners) [00:31:58]13 White Noise Carousel - SensorBlowflies (from Iamthedirectory) [00:36:53]14 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:39:36]15 Slipknot - Child Of Burning Time (from All Hope Is Gone) [00:42:59]16 Cage - Nothing Left To Say (from Depart From Me…) [00:48:00]17 All That Remains - Become The Catalyst (from The Fall Of Ideals) [00:52:25]18 Vestascension - Wishes In Awakenings (from vestascension.bandcamp.com) [00:55:17]19 System of a Down - Soldier Side (from Hypnotize) [01:00:22]20 Venetian Snares - I’m Sorry I Failed You (from My Downfall OST) [01:03:58]21 Fear Factory - Christploitation (from Mechanize) [01:05:58]22 Carnifex - Slit Wrist Savior (from Dead In My Arms) [01:10:53]23 Slipknot - Disasterpiece (from Iowa) [01:15:06]24 Venetian Snares - Kétsarkü Mozgalom (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [01:20:12]25 Velvet Acid Christ - There Is No God (from Fun With Knives) [01:28:54]26 65daysofstatic - I Swallowed Hard, Like I Understood (from The Fall Of Math) [01:34:03]27 Mr. Bungle - Pink Cigarette (from California) [01:39:26]28 The Devil Wears Prada - You Can’t Spell Crap Without “C” (from Plagues (Reissue)) [01:44:20]29 All That Remains - Six (from The Fall Of Ideals) [01:47:50]30 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (from Thirteenth Step) [01:51:08]31 Lamb Of God - Forgotten (Lost Angels) (from Sacrament) [01:55:09]32 (hed)p.e. - Swan Dive (from Broke) [01:58:14]33 Venetian Snares - Find Candace (from Find Candace) [02:01:48]34 Stone Sour - Omega (from Stone Sour) [02:09:09]35 Slipknot - Diluted (from Slipknot) [02:12:01]36 MS MR - Dark Doo Wop (from Secondhand Rapture) [02:15:22]37 Fantômas - Page 19 (from Amenaza Al Mundo) [02:18:10]
38 All That Remains - Believe In Nothing (from Overcome) [02:19:29]