Monday Morning Aural Sex
2013-07
Episodes
Monday Jul 29, 2013
Monday Jul 29, 2013
Goooood mooooorning, perverts! Welcome to the SpeedbreakhardglitSchIrachDoorMouse29Shitcore to the Maximum Ultimate Gourmet Motherfucking Extreme Core Edition! The 29 in the name is for me, muthafuckas! I had a lil barfday yessirday, and I figured since the first volume I did of this shit is still one of my favorites I've ever made, a follow up was in order for to-motherfuckin'-day. If you have a brain in your stupid skull of nun Viagra poop, you'll be lovin' the filthy senior citizen shitfuck out of these aural fucktacularities I've got in store for us. Also, I've got a dare for you. That's right, muthafucka; a muthafuckin' dare. I DARE you… well, more like a challenge, but anyway, I want you to try enduring the last 16 minutes of this particular edition without being distracted by anything else. I want you to try focusing solely on the aggravated aural fucking assault that occurs during the last 16 minutes and see how long you can last. Anyway, I'm gonna stop vomiting on this dead bus driver's fetid pelvis now so we can get this shit roooooollllin'!01 Doormouse - Parental Approval Warning (from Major Changes) [00:01:35]02 Doormouse - Lulu (from Major Changes) [00:01:59]03 Otto Von Schirach - Laptops & Martinis (from Chopped Zombie Fungus) [00:04:43]04 Scott Brown - Go Berzerk (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [00:09:35]05 Restart - Woah Nigga Damn (from Stepmania - FiGGiE and Jewy's Propane Pack) [00:11:28]06 D-MonyK - Dildo Pot Pie (from D-MonyK Misc.) [00:13:09]07 Defrag vs. Pigface - Insect Insect Insect Insect (Insect) (from 8 Bit Head) [00:17:36]08 Loffciamcore - Poke Her Face Again (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEEDCORE) [00:20:34]09 Deacon Boombastardizer - My Pussy Is Burning (Little Minx Edit) (original from www.speedcore.ca / edit from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-02-13 (Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition Pt. 2)) [00:22:54]10 Lolita Storm - You Make Me High (When You Go Down Low) (from Girls Fucking Shit Up (G.F.S.U.)) [00:25:47]11 REK - Uselessorgan (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [00:27:09]12 BLÆRG - Hermaphrodite Android's Cumshot Infinity (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:30:51]13 Interruptvector vs. DJ Plague - We Gotz Game (from www.speedcore.ca) [00:34:48]14 Euphony - Turn Around (feat. Danielle) (Storm & Spinback Remix) (from That's What I Call Hardcore (Disc 2)) [00:39:31]15 Venetian Snares - Pwntendo (from Cavalcade of Glee and Dadaist Happy Hardcore) [00:45:55]16 D-MonyK - Track 12 (from The Hardstomp Revolution) [00:50:12]17 Atari Teenage Riot - Get Up While You Can (from The Future Of War) [00:52:33]18 Otto Von Schirach - Pussy Pump (from Oozing Bass Spasms) [00:55:58]19 Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy (Pappy Mix) (from Come To Daddy EP) [00:59:23]20 朱雀 - Anisakis -somatic mutation type "Forza" (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ Troopers OST (Disc 1)) [01:03:42]21 Storm & Euphony - First Kontakt (from That's What I Call Hardcore (Disc 1)) [01:05:52]22 DJ Sharpnel - POWERPUFF GABBERZ (from Neon Genesis Gabbangelion - Genesis:0) [01:09:54]23 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [01:15:04]24 DJ Sharpnel - W (from DJ SHARPNEL & V.A. - Nousatsu! Hard Break) [01:16:07] 25 Roomush - Bubble Gumfuck (Breakcore Remix) (from YouTube) [01:22:38]26 Annoying Ringtone - Extratone Pirates (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEEDCORE) [01:24:17]27 Drumcorps - Botch Up And Die (from Grist) [01:26:19]28 Bruno And Michel Are Smiling With Skipperrr - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki) [01:30:18]29 DJ Tard and Big Uncle D - Stallis 3 (from Splash In Your Face) [01:31:30]30 The Stunned Guys - Love Really Sucks (Roger Mix) (from Earthquake III (Disc 2)) [01:33:26]31 DJ CHUCKY - BLUE MIRAGE (LONG EDIT) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [01:37:26]32 Klitorix - Anal Destruction Factory (from Stepmania - SPEEEEEEDCORE) [01:40:44]33 Ryu☆ - Aurora (from starmine (Disc 1)) [01:43:01]34 Gammer & Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (Original Mix) (from We Are The Vampires Single) [01:46:45]35 Doormouse - Puddy Tairs (from Broken) [01:51:33]36 Otto Von Schirach - Waltz of the Pineapple (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [01:54:25]37 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [01:57:25]38 kors k vs. teranoid - tripping contact (teranoid & MC Natsack Remix) (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [02:03:22]39 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn't Into The Stuff I'm Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [02:05:18]40 Ebola - Fried Piss (from Reflective Shots) [02:08:07]41 DJ Sharpnel - ZENON (from DJ SHARPNEL & V.A. - PPPH - Phat, Pinky, Powerful & Hard!!) [02:12:33]42 Grrr - Rubber Nipples (from Vomit!) [02:18:01]43 Venetian Snares - Mutant Cunt Sniffer (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [02:23:02]44 Doormouse - Tardcore (from Freaked Out Mess) [02:26:48]45 Dienamics - Totally Fucked (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4: Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc)) [02:29:58]46 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties-(Goulburn_Poultry_Fanciers_Society)) [02:34:14]47 DJ Narotic vs. U.V.C. - Step Into The Pit (from Industrial Fucking Strength 2: Unleash The Brutality (Disc 1)) [02:39:07]48 Defrag - Madness Rides The Star Wind (from Lament Element) [02:43:38]49 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka) [02:47:25]50 Bong-Ra - Booty Grind (feat. Lolita Storm) (from Bikini Bandits, Kill! Kill! Kill!) [02:51:10]51 jabbawock - FUCK DJ (from killingscum & V.A. - NO STYLE?, NO POLICY?!) [02:53:42]52 BLÆRG - Seraphim Incubi (from Sesquipedalia) [02:57:09]53 Droon - Cripplefight (from Breakcore Gives Me Wood) [03:01:00]54 Passenger Of Shit - Trendycore13 (from Floating With My Poo) [03:06:08]55 Tuareg Geeks - Angry Geek (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) [03:09:01]56 DJ The Blade - My Piss Is Dancing (from Your Opinion Is Invariably Invalid) [03:12:19]57 m1dy - INNOCENT[final] (from Japanese Mathafacka) [03:17:17]58 DJ Sharpnel - Flower Forever (from DJ SHARPNEL & V.A. - Anime Gabba It!) [03:20:29]59 BLÆRG - The Chattering Cyclops (from Everything Was Altered) [03:26:41]60 Dev - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki) [03:30:37]
Monday Jul 22, 2013
Monday Jul 22, 2013
Gooood morning perverts! Well, it better be fuckin' good after the shit day I had yesterday. I've been extraordinarily lucky over the past year to have had very few absolutely shit days, but yesterday was pretty fucking high up there. I won't go into detail unless you're curious enough to ask, but just know this: I haven't slept in over 24 hours, and I was debating just re-releasing one of my old podcasts from many months ago, but I felt like that'd be a cop out. I don't wanna just re-release some shit just 'cause I'm tired as all fuck. If I re-release some shit, it's 'cause I legitimately wanna give some edition some more attention. Anyway, I hope you all yojne the fuck outta this one, 'cause I'm damn sure I will. Let the yojne-ing commence!
01 Emancipator - First Snow (Ooah Remix) (from Remixes) [00:00:48]
02 Rage Against The Machine - Born As Ghosts (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [00:08:20]
03 Meshuggah - Rational Gaze (from Nothing) [00:11:41]
04 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [00:16:35]
05 Venetian Snares - Kétsarkü Mozgalom (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:21:10]
06 Slayer - Cult (from Christ Illusion) [00:29:53]
07 Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer (from St. Elsewhere) [00:34:28]
08 Handsome Boy Modeling School - Are You Down With It (feat. Mike Patton) (from White People) [00:37:23]
09 Pantera - 10's (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [00:40:56]
10 Ian Shoales - Boomerville (from I Gotta Go) [00:45:41]
11 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - FC: The Freedom Club (from Of Natural History) [00:48:57]
12 Five Pointe O - Freedom? (from Untitled) [00:59:45]
13 Nine Inch Nails - Every Day Is Exactly The Same (from With Teeth) [01:04:19]
14 Pendulum - Sounds Of Life (feat. Jasmine Lee) (from Hold Your Colour) [01:09:13]
15 The Prodigy - Narayan (from The Fat Of The Land) [01:14:20]
16 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Miss September Mix) (from Supersexy Swingin' Sounds) [01:23:25]
17 Sampling Masters AYA - One or Eight (from beatmania IIDX 9th Style OST (Disc 1)) [01:28:10]
18 Mindless Self Indulgence - SevenEleven (from Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy) [01:29:44]
19 Primus - Poetry and Prose (from Beavis And Butt-Head Experience) [01:31:12]
20 Xanopticon - Constant (from Liminal Space) [01:34:58]
21 Random (Mega Ran) - Cloud Strife (from Black Materia: Final Fantasy VII) [01:42:24]
22 Rollins Band - We Walk Alone (from Nice) [01:46:00]
23 Rise Against - The Good Left Undone (from The Sufferer And The Witness) [01:49:57]
24 Pigface - Binary System (from Easy Listening…) [01:52:57]
25 Immortal Technique - Crimes Of The Heart (feat. Maya Azucena) (from The 3rd World) [01:56:14]
26 Stunt Rock - My Age 16 Girlfriend (from Fuck Canada / Fuck America) [02:00:21]
27 Glassjaw - Hotel Of The White Locust / Losten (from Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence) [02:02:21 / 02:05:27]
Monday Jul 15, 2013
Monday Jul 15, 2013
Perrrrverrrrts! Welcome to the third installment of the All-Star Series of Monday Morning Aural Sex, the Maynard James Keenan Edition! This one's a no fuckin' brainer, in my opinion. I've been a fan of Tool and Maynard since Undertow, and I've loved just about everything I've heard by him since. Speaking of which, in case some of you more fervent Maynard perverts might be wondering why there aren't any Children of the Anachronistic Dynasty tracks on here, well, I'm just not that huge a fan of the one album I have: Fingernails. A lot of it has to do with the recording/mix quality. I hope if I ever get the other album that it sounds better, but for now, I've got a tremendous pack of aural fucktacularity in store for us all today, so let's… go!
01 The Human Experimente - 21st Century Schizoid Man (feat. Robert Fripp, Maynard James Keenan & Jeff Fayman) (from 21st Century Schizoid Man Single) [00:00:39]
02 Puscifer - The Mission (M Is For Milla Mix) (from C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [00:04:16]
03 A Perfect Circle - The Hollow (from Mer De Noms) [00:07:59]
04 Puscifer - Green Valley (from Conditions Of My Parole) [00:10:48]
05 A Perfect Circle - Annihilation (Crucifix cover) (from eMOTIVe) [00:14:39]
06 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:16:46]
07 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:21:28]
08 Puscifer - World Up My Ass (from Cuntry Boner) [00:26:52]
09 Tool - Eulogy (from Ænima) [00:29:30]
10 Deftones - Passenger (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from White Pony) [00:37:53]
11 Tool - Right In Two (from 10,000 Days) [00:43:51]
12 Puscifer - Sour Grapes (Where's The Line? Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine) [00:52:38]
13 Tori Amos - Muhammad My Friend (Live) (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Ultra Rare Tracks) [01:00:03]
14 A Perfect Circle - The Noose (from Thirteenth Step) [01:03:28]
15 Tool - Ticks & Leeches (from Lateralus) [01:08:15]
16 Puscifer - Vagina Mine (from V Is For Vagina) [01:16:19]
17 Tool - Jambi (from 10,000 Days) [01:21:48]
18 Green Jellÿ - Three Little Pigs (feat. Maynard James Keenan as The Little Pigs) (from Cereal Killer Soundtrack) [01:29:05]
19 Tool - Cold And Ugly (Live) (from Opiate) [01:34:55]
20 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (Frosted Yogurt Mix) (from aMOTION) [01:39:03]
21 Tool - Opiate / The Gaping Lotus Experience (from Opiate) [01:43:05/01:48:19]
22 David Bowie - Bring Me The Disco King (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Underworld OST) [01:50:37]
23 Tool - Bottom (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Undertow) [01:56:41]
24 Puscifer - Indigo Children (from V Is For Vagina) [02:03:52]
25 A Perfect Circle - Blue (Bird Shake Mix) (from aMOTION) [02:10:00]
26 Tool - Jimmy (from Ænima) [02:13:53]
27 A Perfect Circle - Pet (from Thirteenth Step) [02:19:12]
28 Puscifer - The Humbling River (from "C" Is For (Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here)) [02:23:42]
29 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [02:28:43]
30 A Perfect Circle - Thinking Of You (from Mer De Noms) [02:38:02]
31 Tool - Third Eye (from Salival) [02:42:30]
32 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole) [02:56:23]
33 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [03:00:37]
Monday Jul 08, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-07-08 (Entranced Edition Vol. 1)
Monday Jul 08, 2013
Monday Jul 08, 2013
Welcome, dearest perverts, to the first volume of the Entranced Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. This is gonna be one made up of electronica of the trance persuasion in some way or another (as you may have been able to guess by the oh-so-clever name) and don't bitch if you disagree. In my opinion, genre nitpicking is one of the most pointless things you can ever inflict upon a conversation with another person. Anyway, I've got a bunch of classics and a few more obscure aural fucktacularities in store for you today, so let's get it rollin'.
01 Sinestalien - Resonance (from soundcloud.com/daniskill) [00:00:00]
02 Art of Trance - Mosquito (from Wildlife On One) [00:06:16]
03 dj TAKA - Don't Stop! (kors k Remix) (from milestone (Disc 2)) [00:13:23]
04 Kansai - Rococco (Kansai's Chili Mix) (from Love 2 Trance (Disc 2: Guest)) [00:18:24]
05 Ferry Corsten - Black Velvet (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [00:27:14]
06 Oceanlab - Clear Blue Water (Ferry Corsten Remix) (from Global Trancemissions 02) [00:32:47]
07 Kai Tracid - 4 Just 1 Day (Energy/Album Mix) (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) [00:38:56]
08 Lost Tribe - Gamemaster (Original Mix) (from Tranceport) [00:46:49]
09 Bells Of Avalon - Bells Of Avalon (from DJ Taucher Live @ Webster Hall, NYC) [00:54:05]
10 Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes (Gabriel & Dresden Sweeping Strings Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03.1) [00:58:56]
11 Astral Projection - People Can Fly (from Trust In Trance) [01:08:24]
12 iio - Smooth (Airbase Radio) (from Ultra.Trance:03.1) [01:18:17]
13 dj TAKA - INORI (from milestone (Disc 1)) [01:21:28]
14 BT - A Million Stars (from These Hopeful Machines (Disc 2)) [01:28:15]
15 Lange feat. Skye - Drifting (from Global Trancemissions 02) [01:40:15]
16 TaQ - traces (from bounce connected (Disc 1)) [01:46:24]
17 Super 8 vs. DJ Tab - Helsinki Scorchin (Alex M.O.R.P.H. Remix) (from ThriveMix Presents Trance Anthems (Disc 2)) [01:54:16]
18 Ferry Corsten - Fire (Ferry's Flashover Mix) (from Fire Single) [01:59:52]
19 Michael Woods - Solex (Close To The Edge) (Dogzilla vs. Michael Woods Remix) (from Ultra.Trance:03.2) [02:07:13]
20 BT - Force Of Gravity (Ferry Corsten Bootleg Remix) (from Passport Kingdom of the Netherlands (Disc 1)) [02:15:17]
21 Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel (from Global) [02:22:28]
22 Jonathan Morning - Sunny (Radio cut) (from soundcloud.com/xtrnl-music) [02:29:43]
Monday Jul 01, 2013
Monday Jul 01, 2013
Well, due to fucking piece of shit character limits on the title bar, I'll have to tell you here that this is the Neon Samurai Horse Eating a Pear in a Rowboat Adrift Somewhere in the Caspian Sea Edition. That's how random this shit is. Of course, if you know anything beyond the weight of your own grandmother's turds, you know that for the most part, randomness is subjective, and there are few true randomnesses (at least, on Earth). Anyway, I now command you to yojne this aural sex to the same degree you'd enjoy a polar bear macaroni barbecue!
01 Garfunkel & Oates - The Loophole (from YouTube) [00:00:31]
02 Bad Acid Trip - Symbiotic Slavery (from Symbiotic Slavery) [00:05:05]
03 AKIRADEATH - トラックで秋葉(die!!die!!color!!! Remix)(from 宣戦布告 ~Declaration of war~) [00:07:38]
04 Venetian Snares - Dance Like You're Selling Nails (from Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits 1972-2006) [00:10:21]
05 Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver (from Tales From The Punchbowl) [00:16:37]
06 Dione - Oh God (from Hardcore: A New Beginning (Disc 1) [mixed by Scott Brown & Neophyte]) [00:20:56]
07 65daysofstatic - Install a Beak in the Heart That Clucks Time in Arabic (from The Fall of Math) [00:24:44]
08 Psyclon Nine - Divine Infekt (from Divine Infekt) [00:29:37]
09 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:33:30]
10 ††† - †his Is A †rick (from EP †) [00:39:10]
11 Silversun Pickups - The Royal We (from Swoon) [00:42:10]
12 ACM - Elements of Trance (DJ Kim's Reload Mix) (from Midnight Club II OST (Disc 3)) [00:46:52]
13 Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (from In Silico) [00:54:37]
14 Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love (Gloria Jones cover) (from Not Another Teen Movie OST) [00:59:45]
15 Ween - Piss Up A Rope (from 12 Golden Country Greats) [01:03:03]
16 System of a Down - Marmalade (from Strangeland OST) [01:06:31]
17 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [01:09:28]
18 Behemoth - Daimonos (from Evangelion) [01:13:25]
19 Otis - Holy Miss Moley (from House of 1,000 Corpses OST) [01:18:36]
20 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Airheads OST) [01:18:52]
21 Red Queen - Red Queen (from Resident Evil OST) [01:22:50]
22 Marilyn Manson - Seizure of Power (from Resident Evil OST) [01:22:42]
23 Louis Jordan - Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens (DJ Premier Remix) (from Verve Records and Rockstar Games Present LA Noire Remixed) [01:26:30]
24 :Wumpscut: - Soylent Green (from Music For A Slaughtering Tribe II (Disc 1)) [01:29:01]
25 Royal Crown Revue - Swingin' All Day (from Kings of Gangster Bop) [01:35:04]
26 Snoop Dogg - Murder Was The Case (from Doggystyle) [01:36:56]
27 X Marks The Pedwalk - Facer (from Retrospective 88-99) [01:40:31]
28 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.) [01:46:06]
29 K7 - Hi De Ho (from Swing Batta Swing) [01:48:31]
30 Rage Against The Machine - Know Your Enemy (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:53:04]
31 Bile - I Reject (from Mortal Kombat OST) [01:57:56]
32 Rollins Band - Ain't It Fun (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [02:00:41]
33 John Murphy - The Beginning (from 28 Days Later OST) [02:06:20]
34 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth/On The Nature Of Daylight (from Shutter Island (Disc 2)) [02:09:07]