Monday Morning Aural Sex
2012-09
Episodes
Monday Sep 24, 2012
2012-09-24 (Roll The World Up In A Big Fuçking Ball Edition)
Monday Sep 24, 2012
Monday Sep 24, 2012
Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball! Roll the world up in a big fucking ball!
01 Namco Sound Team - Sasasan Katamari (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
02 Namco Sound Team - Dan Don Fuga (from Katamari Damacy - Minna Daisuki Katamari Damacy OST)
03 Deftones - Around The Fur (from Around The Fur)
04 Incubus - Redefine (from S.C.I.E.N.C.E.)
05 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.)
06 Infected Mushroom vs. Liran Ran - Double Click (Piano Version) (from Double Click EP)
07 Infected Mushroom - None Of This Is Real (from Classical Mushroom)
08 Infected Mushroom - Riders On The Storm (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP))
09 Killswitch Engage - Life To Lifeless (from Alive Or Just Breathing (CD1))
10 Killswitch Engage - Soilborn (from Killswitch Engage)
11 Killswitch Engage - My Curse (from As Daylight Dies)
12 Silvertear - So Deep (Perfect Sphere Mix) (from So Deep Single)
13 nc feat. NRG Factory - Innocence Of Silence (Cube::Hard's Not So Innocent Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA and Ultramix 4 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
14 NM feat. Alison Wade - Beautiful Inside (Cube::Hard Mix) (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party Limited Edition Music Sampler)
15 Klayton (Celldweller) - Beginning Of The End (Full-length) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA 2 Limited Edition Music Sampler)
16 Freezepop - Less Talk More Rokk (from Guitar Hero II)
17 Dethklok - Thunderhorse (from Guitar Hero II)
18 The Reverend Horton Heat - Psychobilly Freakout (from Guitar Hero II)
19 Yohihito Yano, Saki Kabata - Lonely Rolling Star (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
20 Asuka Sakai, Ado Mizumori - A Crimson Rose And A Gin Tonic (from Katamari Damacy OST "Katamari Fortissimo Damacy")
21 Yu Miyake - Jesus Island (from Katamari Damacy - Me And My Katamari (Disc 1))
22 The Main Drag - A Jagged Gorgeous Winter (from Rock Band 2)
23 Dream Theater - Panic Attack (from Rock Band 2)
24 That Handsome Devil - Rob The Prez-O-Dent (from Rock Band 2)
25 DJ Sharpnel - Poison Air Wave (from S.E.X. - Sound Of Extreme)
26 DJ Sharpnel - Da Manco (from Endless Summer)
27 DJ Sharpnel - Solitude Sun (from Mad Breaks)
28 Shiki - Air (from Cris Tears)
29 Walter Carlos - Title Music From A Clockwork Orange (from A Clockwork Orange OST)
30 Hans Zimmer - This Is Going To Hurt (from The Ring & The Ring Two OST)
31 Nellee Hooper - Tybalt Arrives (feat. Butthole Surfers & The Dust Brothers) (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
32 Nellee Hooper - Fight Scene (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
33 Nellee Hooper - Mercutio's Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
34 Nellee Hooper - Drive Of Death (from Romeo + Juliet OST Vol. 2)
35 Jocelyn Pook And The Jocelyn Pook Ensemble - Migrations (from Eyes Wide Shut OST)
36 Dev/Null - I'd Rather Mainline Preparation H Than Listen To Your Shitty, Shitty Music (from Lazer Thrash)
37 Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band - Beatle Bones N' Smokin' Stones (from I May Be Hungry But I Sure Ain't Weird: The Alternate Captain Beefheart)
38 Descendents - I Wanna Be A Bear (from Two Things At Once)
39 Descendents - Weinerschnitzel (from Two Things At Once)
40 Liberace - Ciao! (from Cecil B. Demented OST)
Monday Sep 17, 2012
2012-09-17 (The Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition)
Monday Sep 17, 2012
Monday Sep 17, 2012
Well, a hearty hi-ho and blow me on down the sandwich sidewalk my dearest deviants! Welcome to the Astounding Truth Of Moose Cunt Edition of your favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex! This is the 17th Monday Morning Aural Sex and it's actually being released today on September 17th. That is, if you come from the universe where 11 multiplied by 3 equals 17. I know I sure do. Mmmm… such a gorgeous universe full of beautiful nipples and derrieres; where mathematics make about as much sense as a 97 ft. tall, golden broccoli dick statue. Anyway, what is the astounding truth of moose cunt, you might ask? Well, pphh… I don't even feel like I should grace that question with a cinnamon crab. As if you've never stapled your lips to a moose cunt and waited for it to queef, thus swallowing the fetid bestial vaginal expulsions of ultimate truth. EEEEEveryone's done that. Well, I suppose Christians and Republicans haven't done that. Fuckin' pathetic sacks of plankton piss. EAT SHIT AND DO THE MAMBO WITH SADISTIC OSTRICHES! Boy, I sure could go for some water, vitamins and horse vomit right now. …my teeth have minds of their own, and they're plotting against my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents. TIME TRAVELING TEETH!!!! ALLITERATION AGAIN!!! AHHHH!!!!
01 Insane Clown Posse - 17 Dead (from Beverly Kills 50187)
02 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
03 Ludacris - Roll Out (My Business) (from Word Of Mouf)
04 DJ Signify - Kiddie Litter (featuring Sage Francis) (from Sleep No More)
05 Bill Hicks - People Suck (from Rant In E Minor)
06 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa)
07 Darkest Hour - Doomsayer (The Beginning Of The End) (from Deliver Us)
08 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder)
09 CunninLynguists - White Guy Mind Tricks (from Strange Journey Vol. 1)
10 Shaggy 2 Dope - Always Fuckin' With Us (featuring Twiztid) (from Fuck The Fuck Off)
11 Jon Lajoie - WTF Collective (from I Kill People)
12 Bill Hicks - Go Back To Bed America (from Revelations)
13 Twiztid - Diemuthafuckadie! (from Mostasteless)
14 Insane Clown Posse - Terrible (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers)
15 Defragmentation - Core (from Self Construct)
16 65daysofstatic - Default This (from The Fall Of Math)
17 Sworn - Electro Rock (from Electro Rock EP)
18 Bill Hicks - Dinosaurs In The Bible (from Philosophy: The Best Of Bill Hicks)
19 Fluke - Absurd (from Risotto)
20 Thievery Corporation - Revolution Solution (featuring Perry Farrell) (from The Cosmic Game)
21 Infected Mushroom - Sa'eed (from Legend Of The Black Schwarma)
22 Bill Hicks - Humans Are So Neat (from Revelations)
23 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste)
24 Dir en Grey - Amber (from Vulgar)
25 Puscifer - Tumbleweed (from Conditions Of My Parole)
26 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh (from Rant In E Minor)
27 Mr. Bungle - Squeeze Me Macaroni (from Mr. Bungle)
28 Strapping Young Lad - Satan's Ice Cream Truck (from Heavy As A Really Heavy Thing)
29 Hill Of Beans - Satan Lend Me A Dollar (from Weeds OST)