Monday Morning Aural Sex
2012-04
Episodes
Monday Apr 30, 2012
Monday Apr 30, 2012
...psst... hey... it's Monday... and you're doing Monday-ey things right now... things that make sense... like breathing... breathing is a great activity that makes sense for Mondays... actually... fuck making sense... making sense is fucking boring... so go harvest some curvy dragon toenails and glue them to your forehead so you can have a wicked set of horns... that's assuming you can find a dragon before he or she gets around to clipping them... dragons have great senses of personal hygiene, you know... that's why when they breath fire on you, and you're burning to death, your charred flesh smells minty fresh... very considerate of them if you ask me... I like socks... and my nipples are possessed... welcome to another installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex, my dearest perverts... I love you like I love my own penis... I'd love to aggressively stroke you and make you throw up, too... thank you for tuning in... you could be doing anything right now, and you're listening to me... I appreciate that beyond words... anyway, be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos to some of the songs that are featured in this week's podcast... and be sure to actually listen to the podcast... otherwise, why the flying rat Jesus fuck cracker shit have you been reading this this far? Thank you to the vivacious, insatiable pervert Constance Felix for co-hosting this week's Fuck Geography Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!
01 Primus - Welcome To This World (from Pork Soda)
02 Poe - Hey Pretty (feat. Mark Danielewski) (from Haunted) (check out Mark Danielewski on Amazon!)
03 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth)
04 The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World Talks About O'Reilly (from YouTube)
05 Peter Alsop - Where Will I Go When I'm Dead And Gone? (from YouTube)
06 The Bastard Fairies - We're All Going To Hell (from Memento Mori)
07 George Carlin - Reagan's Gang, Church People & American Values (from What Am I Doing In New Jersey?)
08 Mudvayne - Silenced (from The End Of All Things To Come)
09 Tool - Hush (from Opiate)
10 KoRn - K@#0%! (aka Kuntz) (from Life Is Peachy)
11 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle Of Los Angeles)
12 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities)
13 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)
14 BLÆRG - Seraphim Incubi (from Sesquipedalia)
15 Venetian Snares - All The Children Are Dead (from Doll Doll Doll)
16 Ishii Yasushi - The World Without Logos (from Hellsing OST Vol. 1 Raid)
17 Konishi Kayo & Kondoo Yukio - Lilium ~opening version~ (from Elfen Lied OST)
18 Incubus - Sick Sad Little World (from A Crow Left Of The Murder)
19 Gostosa - Never Say Never (Romeo Void Hardstyle Remix) (from Reloaded 021)
20 TaQ - Stromatolite (from ongaq:stromatolite)
21 TaQ - L09663 (from ongaq:stromatolite)
22 BT - Satellite (from Movement In Still Life [UK Version])
23 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST)
24 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch)
25 Serj Tankian - Piano Improvisation (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)
26 Serj Tankian - Charades (from Axis Of Justice Concert Series Vol. 1)
27 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST)
28 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad)
29 A.F.I. - Battled (Secret Track after Morningstar) (from The Art Of Drowning)
30 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F. [Loud Electronic Ferocious])
31 Deftones - Minerva (from Deftones)
32 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
33 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across The Valley (from Black Triage)
34 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST)
35 Mushroomhead - Destroy The World Around Me (from XIII)
36 Rollins Band - Such A Drag (from A Nicer Shade Of Red)
37 King Missile - Domestic Life (from The Psychopathology Of Everyday Life)
38 Brandon DiCamillo - Brandon's Chinese Freestyle (from Otimen Recording Hell)
39 Coal Chamber - Amir Of The Desert (from Coal Chamber)
40 Linda Scott - I've Told Ev'ry Little Star (from Mulholland Drive OST)
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Monday Apr 23, 2012
Happy Sex Morning Day, Aural Mon? How mouse trees orange toothpaste FARMS! Diarrhea spaghetti flagrant odor muy delicioso! Broken nipples bearing bear children AGGRESSIVELY! Smothering derriere yogurt apple omnibus when pantaloons saxophone little insects (laughing) sparkly genitalia macaroni ... *sigh* Good FATHER mommy time nature FREAK! Sexual mashed po-tay-toes for Joo-lie 47th in the aardvark! Apocalypse wish Trix rabbit, Catholically mispronounced blumpkin MANIAC! Now? Now?! Now?! As crazy Chucky once muttered, "Sanity's a little box." LET'S GO INSAAAAAAANNEEEEE!!!
Music videos are contained behind some of the text like vehement peanuts in tennis ball dispensers at your grandmothers' beach houses! Keep an eye out for those like you would if someone (or you, yourself) had just gouged out your eye and you didn't feel compelled to run around screaming, "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! MY FUCKING EYE!!!!!!!!!!!," but instead felt more like, "Hmm... my eye's out. Cool."
Many thanks to the spectacularly insatiable pervert, Alex "Figgies" Ruiz, for co-hosting this week's edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex.
01 Ministry - Let's Go (from The Last Sucker)
02 Evil Activities feat. Neophyte - Back On Track (from Army Of Hardcore Vol. 3 (Disc 2))
03 Mr. Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire (from Mr. Bungle)
04 Dog Fashion Disco - Worm In A Dog's Heart (from Committed To A Bright Future)
05 Terrance & Phillip (from South Park) - Uncle Fucka (from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut OST)
06 The Devil Wears Prada - Big Wiggly Style (from With Roots Above & Branches Below)
07 Lard - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World) (from 70's Rock Must Die)
08 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (feat. Mike Patton) (from Irony Is A Dead Scene EP)
09 Deftones - Diamond Eyes (from Diamond Eyes)
10 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †)
11 System Of A Down - Mind (from System Of A Down)
12 Serart - Narina (from Serart)
13 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu)
14 Tom Waits - Story - What's He Building? (from VH1 Storytellers)
15 Tom Waits - What's He Building? (from VH1 Storytellers)
16 Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (from 5 EP)
17 Burzum - Dunkelheit (from Filosofem)
18 The Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl (from Beelzebubba)
19 Leftover Crack - Gang Control (from Fuck World Trade)
20 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from the interwebz)
21 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals (from You Want Some Of This?)
22 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube)
23 Akinyele - Butt Naked (from Aktapuss)
24 Layo & Bushwacka! - Blind Tiger (from The Animatrix OST)
25 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from Heligoland)
26 Imogen Heap - Hide & Seek (from Speak For Yourself)
27 Insane Clown Posse - Simple & Blunt (from The Wraith: Shangri-La Sampler)
28 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin' (Slaughter House Mix) (from Riddle Box)
29 Insane Clown Posse - Down With The Clown (from The Great Milenko)
30 Twiztid - You're the Reazon (from Mirror, Mirror)
31 UVC & DJ Narcotic - Can't Fuck With This (from Industrial Fucking Strength 3: 667 - Neighbor of the Beast (Disc 2))
32 DJ Chucky - Blue Mirage (Long Edit) (from Cyber Beatnation 1st Conclusion)
33 DJ Torture - A Message For Christina (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4 - Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc))
34 The Lounge Lizards - Yak (from Queen Of All Ears)
35 BIGdumbFACE - It's Right In Here (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!)
Monday Apr 16, 2012
Monday Apr 16, 2012
HAPPY FUCKING MONDAY TO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL MUSIC PERVERTS OUT THERE! I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP! IF YOU'RE SITTING AT YOUR DESK, JUST TYPE REALLY HARD OR REPEATEDLY SLAP YOUR MANAGER WITH YOUR KEYBOARD OR SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST THREE SONGS, BECAUSE IF YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT FUCK, YOU KNOW THAT LIFE IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER WITH MORE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! ...and lots of peanut butter. THIS IS THE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EDITION OF MONDAY MORNING AURAL SEX BECAUSE TONIGHT I'M GOING TO SEE ATARI TEENAGE FUCKING RIOT IN LA, FINALLY! AFTER 15 FUCKING YEARS! JESUS CUNT-LAPPING CHRIST AM I PSYCHED FOR THIS FUCKING SHOW! CAN YOU TELL?! HMM?!!!??!! CAN YOU???!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy. :) AND REMEMBER TO CHECK THE TEXT BELOW FOR LINKS TO SOME AWESOME MUSIC VIDEOS FOR SOME OF THE SONGS!!!!! AND THANK YOU ONCE A-FUCKING-GAIN TO THE SPECTACULAR CAT RAVYN FOR GUEST-HOSTING THIS PODCAST!!! NOW, SERIOUSLY, enjoy. :)
01 Atari Teenage Riot - Start The Riot (from Burn, Berlin, Burn!)
02 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out)
03 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipe Out)
04 Otto Von Schirach - Fried Eggs In My Ear (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
05 Otto Von Schirach - Laptops & Martinis (from Chopped Zombie Fungus)
06 Otto Von Schirach - Pussy Pump (from Oozing Bass Spasms)
07 Psyclon Nine - Divine Infekt (from Divine Infekt)
08 Kittie - Da Shit Ya Can't Fuc Wit (Da Brat cover) (from Brackish (Limited Edition))
09 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers e Keith Aazami) (from Enter The Chicken)
10 Killing Joke - The Beautiful Dead (from Extremities, Dirt And Various Repressed Emotions)
11 Mindless Self Indulgence - Stupid MF (from You'll Rebel To Anything)
12 Tom Waits - Rain Dogs (from Rain Dogs)
13 Tiger Lillies - The Hamster Song (from... Cat's too drunk to care :-P)
14 Metallica - Dyers Eve (from ...And Justice For All)
15 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown To Extinction (Remastered))
16 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son of a Seventh Son)
17 Oderus Urungus vs. Dave Mustaine (from YouTube)
18 GWAR - Sick Of You (from Scumdogs of the Universe)
19 Esham - Migraine Headache (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Acid Rain)
20 KMFDM - Juke-Joint Jezebel (Giorgio Moroder Metropolis Mix) (from Mortal Kombat OST)
21 Dienamic - Totally Fucked (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4_ Chillin' Is Killin' (Killin' Disc))
22 .?. - 022 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification)
23 Chris Rock - Marriage (from Never Scared)
24 Family Guy (Stewie & Eliza) - The Life of the Wife (Is Ended by the Knife)
25 Twiztid - Murder, Murder, Murder (from Mostasteless (original))
26 Otep - Not To Touch The Earth (The Doors cover) (from Atavist)
27 Chris Rock - Thug Radio I.D. 1 (from Never Scared)
28 Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (from Office Space Soundtrack)
29 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death)
30 Craig Armstrong - Wake Up In New York (Featuring Evan Dando) (from As If To Nothing)
31 Atomica - One Day In New York City (from Metropolitan)
32 Raimi Matthews - Chapter 2: Cryptic (from Broken Saints Podcasts)
33 Nobuo Uematsu - Terra (from FFVI Piano Collection)
34 Insane Clown Posse - Jacob's Word (from Jacob's Word single)
35 Dir en Grey - Obscure (from Vulgar)
36 Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here (from Freak Out!)
37 Rollins Band - Shine (from Weight)
Monday Apr 09, 2012
Monday Apr 09, 2012
Greetings to you, my fellow high-minded music enthusiasts. Welcome to another enthralling installment of Monday Morning Aural Intercourse. I do sincerely hope you enjoy the songs we'll be playing today. By we, I mean myself and the mouse in my pocket, Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom. I certainly hope there aren't any Cats around, 'cause Mr. Squeaky Fuzzybottom will run away squeaking!
Anyway, let me just go ahead and crank up the old phonograph here and we'll get started... Be sure to check out the linked text below for music videos of the listed songs! (Many thanks to the vivacious libertine and insatiable music pervert Cat Ravyn for guest hosting this podcast with me!
Monday Apr 02, 2012
Monday Apr 02, 2012
Monday, haha! Monday, Monday, Monday. Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays, right? Fuuuuuuck that shit, bitch! Does anyone think of blowjobs when they look at potatoes? I didn't think so, but some weird Christian guy seems to think that. ENOUGH! LISTEN TO THE FUCKIN' PODCAST TO HEAR WHAT ELSE I HAVE TO SAY ON VARIOUS THINGS! AND MUSIC, TOO! THERE'S MUSIC! LOTS OF REALLY GOOD MUSIC THAT I EVER-SO-AFFECTIONATELY CALL "AURAL SEX!" :) Something new and better this week, and from now on, I've decided to add links to the music videos for certain songs. Sometimes, the visuals enhance the song drastically. Other times, the opposite. So keep your eyes peeled for linked titles, and enjoy, my darling perverts!
01 King Missile - The Miracle of Childbirth (from The Psychopathology of Everyday Life)
02 Doug Stanhope - Shake the Baby (from Something To Take The Edge Off)
03 George Carlin - Kids & Parents (from You Are All Diseased)
04 Lewis Black - Headlines Are Punchlines & Crazy Is Crazy (from The Carnegie Hall Performance)
05 Apartment 26 - Give Me More (from Music For The Massive)
06 Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky (from Ten$ion)
07 Nostalghia - Homeostasis, Got My Gun (from Cool For Chaos EP)
08 The Birthday Party - Kathy's Kisses (from Prayers On Fire)
09 Mick Gordon - Voices of Devs
10 L.E.D. - Dawn -The Next Endeavour- (from Denjin K)
11 Adam Ant - Beat My Guest (from Goody Two Shoes)
12 Onyx - Bacdafucup (from Bacdafucup)
13 Onyx - Slam (from Bacdafucup)
14 Macho Man Randy Savage - Intro (from Be A Man)
15 Macho Man Randy Savage - I'm Back (from Be A Man)
16 Kate Havnevik - Unlike Me (from Melankton)
17 Echostream - Creep (Radiohead cover) (from Identity)
18 My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Hour of Zero (from The Reincarnation Of Luna)
19 Lydia Lunch - Rollins (from Our Fathers Who Aren't In Heaven (Disc 1))
20 The Red Paintings - Walls (from Walls EP)
21 The Red Paintings - The Streets Fell Into My Window (from Walls EP)
22 The Red Paintings - Mad World (from Walls EP)
23 The Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya (Serj Tankian Remix) (from Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure OST)
24 Cypress Hill - Hand On The Pump (from Cypress Hill)
25 Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil + Bonus Track (from Revolutionary Vol. 1)
26 Mindless Self Indulgence - Bring The Pain (from Tight)
27 Bill Hicks - Mandatory Marijuana (from Flying Saucer Tour Vol. 1)
28 Twiztid - Bagz (from Freek Show)
29 Linval Thompson - I Love Marijuana (from Eurotrip OST)
30 Defragmentation - Noise Anthology (from Self-Construct)
31 Pigface - Mind Your Own Business (from Easy Listening...)
32 Defrag vs. Pigface - MYOB (Super Fast Fast Fast) (from 8-Bit Head)
33 Pigface - The Horse You Rode In On (from Easy Listening...)