Monday Morning Aural Sex
August 2019
Episodes
Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
“As Double-O wandered across the barren wasteland, he recalled how humanity had ended. So foolish were they all to underestimate the osmium… Perhaps this is what we deserved all along. We were merely an experiment gone awry, and now, it was time for the Earth to be cleansed of our presence by the sheer, godly terror of Osmium-X. No human being could ever have contained its power. Those who tried were utter imbeciles, and they didn’t even have a chance to regret their greed as their atoms were instantly spaghettified. Now, without any resources left on the planet, Double-O himself has arrived at the Osmium-X pyramid to resign to its will on behalf of humanity, once and for all…”
Welcome, perverts new, old, ancient, prehistoric, futuristic and those of you of the female persuasion who may be any and/or all of those, to the Osmium-X (What the Fuck Have You Been Eating?!) Edition! It’s been too goddamn long since I’ve made one of these motherfuckers, lemme tell ya! I figured this week was as good an occasion as any fucking other to bring it back, because Slipknot just released an epic album called We Are Not Your Kind, and this edition will certainly be hyping me the fuck up for the upcoming show on Friday! Also, Tool is FINALLY releasing their follow-up to 10,000 Days on that same goddamn day! Even further, I just discovered that former Kittie vocalist, Morgan Lander, is joining up with a group called Karkaos. They’re fuckin’ phenomenal, and you’ll be hearing a few of their tracks a little later on, so keep your fuckin’ ears peeled for those. How metal is that shit, hmm? Peeled ears?! I think so, but as usual, for the first time, perhaps for the last, I’m fuckin’ insane. So there’s that.
ANNNNYWAY…
This edition is made up of a number of new discoveries, along with some tracks from previous editions, and there’s one track in particular you should keep your nose open for: a track by a group called Sonseed. That is the most osmiumic of all the osmium, and you’ll fuckin’ love it if you still have a face after your face gets melted off into face soup, and you eat it because you love face soup, so your stomach’s like, “whoa, we need that, actually,” so it reassembles your face and uses it to decorate itself, and now your face is stuck in your stomach, and you can’t get it out because your arm isn’t long enough to reach all the way down to your stomach, and your stomach would stab you with raccoon-flavored forks if you even managed to reach all the way down there without dying, and choking from dying, and dying from drowning in the puddle of your own face when your arm… you get my drift, and all because you heard this one random track on a random fuckhead’s podcast.
I ought to mention that I did invite some osmiumic dubstep tracks to our party of heaviness and Satan and metaaaaal, so anyone whose frilly little panties get twisted up over womps, wobbles and (%@!$#%^&) is just gonna have to fuckin’ deal with it. Mmkay?! Either that, or just hit the fucking stop button. You’re free to be a close-minded sack of shit if you wanna be. Don’t worry, I’m not judging you, even though you totally are and I totally am, but not, but am, but not… but am. Teehee, motherfucker! Tee-fuckin’-hee! Anyway, amusingly enough, I thought I was reining myself in for this one, and I’d only be including my usual 3 hours or so of music. Fucking nope! This one is just a mouse’s cunt hair over 5 hours long, so strap in, strap on a strap-on, strap upside-down and back-sideways-wards, and prepare to have your fuckin’ craniums crushed by the almighty osmium!
Translation: yojne.
01 Charlie Day - Rock, Flag and Eagle (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia S2E09) [00:03:07]
02 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (The Doors cover) (from The Last Sucker) [00:03:26]
03 Slipknot - Unsainted (from We Are Not Your Kind) [00:07:51]
04 Poppy - Scary Mask (feat. FEVER 333) (from Scary Mask) [00:12:10]
05 Clown Core - Toilet (from Toilet) [00:15:08]
06 Excision - Headbanga (from X-Rated) [00:16:24]
07 Twin Moons - Bang Ya Head (from Rising) [00:20:19]
08 KMFDM - A Drug Against War (Re-Recorded) (from Rocks - Milestones Reloaded) [00:22:59]
09 Slipknot - Birth Of The Cruel (from We Are Not Your Kind) [00:27:11]
10 The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy (Caspa Remix) (from The Day Is My Enemy (Deluxe Edition)) [00:31:45]
11 Carnifex - No Light Shall Save Us (feat. Alissa White-Gluz) (from World War X) [00:34:59]
12 We Butter The Bread With Butter - Klicks. Likes. Fame. Geil! (from Klicks. Likes. Fame. Geil!) [00:39:45]
13 Behemoth - Blow Your Trumpets Gabriel (from The Satanist) [00:43:21]
14 Genetix, Sadhu - Tear Shit Up (from Tear Shit Up) [00:47:43]
15 Slipknot - All Out Life (from All Out Life) [00:51:50]
16 Karkaos - Ode to La Resistance (from Empire) [00:57:27]
17 Karkaos - Leap of Faith (from Empire) [00:58:53]
18 Kittie - I’ve Failed You (from I’ve Failed You) [01:03:08]
19 Otep - Molotov (from Molotov) [01:05:18]
20 Sadhu - Loud Noises VIP (from Adventure Grime) [01:08:20]
21 Anaal Nathrakh - Forward! (from Forward!) [01:11:59]
22 3TEETH - Lights Out (feat. Ho99o9) (from Lights Out) [01:15:21]
23 Slipknot - Nero Forte (from We Are Not Your Kind) [01:19:31]
24 Trivecta - Axis (from Axis) [01:24:43]
25 (hed)p.e. - Wake Up (from Only In Amerika) [01:29:30]
26 Amon Amarth - Twilight Of The Thunder God (from Twilight Of The Thunder God) [01:33:54]
27 Once Human - You Cunt (from The Life I Remember) [01:37:57]
28 KMFDM - WWIII (from WWIII) [01:41:00]
29 Arch Enemy - War Eternal (from War Eternal) [01:45:53]
30 Slipknot - Critical Darling (from We Are Not Your Kind) [01:50:03]
31 Behemoth - Bartzabel (from I Loved You at Your Darkest) [01:56:23]
32 Habstrakt, Megalodon - Revenge (from The Storm EP) [02:01:22]
33 Otep - Generation Doom (from Generation Doom) [02:05:27]
34 Igorrr - Viande (from Savage Sinusoid) [02:09:48]
35 Ministry - Supermanic Soul (from Dark Side Of The Spoon) [02:11:37]
36 Snails - Crank Bass (feat. Liam Cormier) (from SLIMEAGEDDON) [02:14:49]
37 TOOL - Fear Inoculum (from Fear Inoculum) [02:19:13]
38 Slipknot - A Liar’s Funeral (from We Are Not Your Kind) [02:29:29]
39 In Flames - Dead End (from Come Clarity) [02:34:43]
40 Allegaeon - The Renewal (from Fragments of Form and Function) [02:38:00]
41 Killswitch Engage - The Signal Fire (feat. Howard Jones) (from Atonement) [02:42:11]
42 Of Mice & Men - Earth & Sky (from Earth & Sky) [02:45:15]
43 Bear Grillz - Rage (feat. Sullivan King) (from This Is Your Brain On Dubstep) [02:49:17]
44 Karkaos - Echoes of Perpetuity (from Empire) [02:53:09]
45 Slipknot - Red Flag (from We Are Not Your Kind) [02:57:02]
46 Kittie - Oracle (from Oracle) [03:01:09]
47 Angel Vivaldi - . _ _ _ _ (from Away With Words, Part 1) [03:03:10]
48 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked and Loaded) [03:08:19]
49 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion) [03:12:14]
50 Sonseed - Jesus Is My Friend (from https://youtu.be/7-NOZU2iPA8) [03:20:18]
51 Sullivan King - Show Stopper (from The Demented) [03:23:04]
52 Otep - In Cold Blood (from Generation Doom) [03:27:07]
53 Slipknot - Spiders (from We Are Not Your Kind) [03:31:00]
54 Kataklysm - It Turns To Rust (feat. Morgan Lander) (from In the Arms of Devastation) [03:34:59]
55 Turmion Kätilöt - Pyhä Maa (from Technodiktator) [03:38:51]
56 King of Asgard - Nordvegr (from …to North) [03:42:10]
57 Korpiklaani - Ievan Polkka (from Manala) [03:47:52]
58 Månegarm - Mother Earth Father Thunder (from Månegarm) [03:50:51]
59 Kittie - Space Oddity (David Bowie cover) (from A Salute to the Thin White Duke - The Songs of David Bowie) [03:56:56]
60 Once Human - Pick Your Poison (from The Life I Remember) [04:02:25]
61 Slipknot - Orphan (from We Are Not Your Kind) [04:06:08]
62 SLANDER, Crankdat - Kneel Before Me (feat. Asking Alexandria) (from Kneel Before Me) [04:12:06]
63 Ministry - TV II (from Psalm 69) [04:15:15]
64 Thrown Into Exile - Declination (from Safe Inside) [04:18:18]
65 Silverchair & Vitro - Spawn (from Spawn OST) [04:22:27]
66 PhaseOne, Crystal Lake - Dreamscape (from Dreamscape) [04:26:50]
67 Slipknot - Not Long For This World (from We Are Not Your Kind) [04:31:22]
68 Sullivan King - Dropkick (TYNAN Remix) (from Come One, Come All Remixes) [04:37:45]
69 MDFMK - Witch Hunt (from MDFMK) [04:41:28]
70 Excision - Fight Through The Pain (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [04:46:40]
71 Team Cybergeist - The End Of All We Know (feat. Morgan Lander) (from How to Destroy Something Beautiful) [04:50:50]
72 Slipknot - Solway Firth (from We Are Not Your Kind) [04:54:31]
73 Charlie Day - Dayman (from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia S4E13) [05:00:24]
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-08-19 (Music vs. Noise Edition)
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
Kssssssssssssssssssss…
Welcome, mother/daughter/father/son/step-uncle & great-great-grandparent-twice-removed-fuckers, to the Music vs. Noise Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! This edition is going to be pretty different from everything that I’ve put out so far this year. We’re (at least, temporarily) going back to the old format of playing blocks of songs and then talking about them. Why? Because the question of music vs. noise is an interesting one to me.
Of course, it’s all subjective. That’s part of why it interests me. One man’s music is another man’s noise, and it’s soundly logical, hehe. What’s even more interesting to me, however, is that all music IS noise, and all noise is music. Allow me to elaborate. Music is literally a series of carefully coordinated, (often) meticulously arranged disturbances of the equilibrium of air pressure. To be frank, you’ll be hard-pressed to find anywhere outside of an anechoic chamber that’s at total air pressure equilibrium. If you don’t know what an anechoic chamber is, look it up! It’s a really rather extraordinary setup where they design and/or treat the walls with thick sound absorption materials that are mostly foam, but can be other things as well.
Anyway, these disturbances of air pressure equilibrium which we know as music, we have all decided (largely subconsciously, I might add) that they’re significant to us for whatever reason. That’s a whole other fascinating topic in my opinion, but we won’t delve too far down that particular rabbit hole. Basically, think about how songs composed in major keys generally evoke positive emotions, whereas minor keys generally evoke negative ones. You can get a sense of sadness or joy just based on some instrumental piece composed in a major or minor key. Where does that come from? Our minds are immensely interesting things, and I think we all should be doing more to learn about their inner workings.
So anyway, the way this edition is going to proceed, we’ll be listening to blocks of various genres that are mostly all grouped together due to similarity, although I’ve sprinkled in some mystery genre tracks. Mystery in that I have no damn idea how to classify them with a genre. Maybe someone else out there knows, but I don’t. Also, after each block, my roommate Josh, our friend Sarina and I will discuss the tracks and whether we felt like they were music or noise. Noise, in this case, being something that really just doesn’t add anything to your life, good, bad or otherwise.
With that explained and done, let’s kick it off properly with a group from an actual genre of music called Noise. Or No-Wave, whatever the fuck that means. Yojne!!
01 Wolf Eyes - Dead In A Boat (from Burned Mind) [00:01:44]
02 m1dy - Cold Pizza (from Japanese Mathafacka) [00:07:31]
03 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties) [00:11:15]
04 Venetian Snares - Contain (from Meathole) [00:12:18]
05 The Dillinger Escape Plan - Clip the Apex…Accept Instructions (from Calculating Infinity) [00:18:35]
06 The Locust - Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet (from Plague Soundscapes) [00:22:04]
07 Venetian Snares - I’m Sorry I Failed You (from My Downfall (Original Soundtrack)) [00:29:13]
08 Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned to Death (Mantis Remix) (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:33:14]
09 Borgore - Nympho (from Borgore Ruined Dubstep EP - Part 1) [00:36:44]
10 Excision - Wake Up (feat. Sullivan King) (from Apex) [00:40:31]
11 Flybug - Music Is My Life (from DafuQ! EDM Playlist Vol. 15: January 2014) [00:46:08]
12 Nostalghia - Little White Moment (from Imagō) [00:54:08]
13 Mr Sam - Surrender (feat. Rani) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Surrender) [01:01:30]
14 Cunninlynguists - Embers (from Oneirology) [01:05:57]
15 Excision - Jaguar (feat. Datsik & Mr. Hudson) (from X-Rated) [01:08:47]
16 Cascada - Can’t Stop The Rain (from Everytime We Touch) [01:14:56]
17 Kreo - Burn For You (from Best of House Vol. 3) [01:18:20]
18 Lost Tribe - Gamemaster (Original Mix) (from Tranceport (mixed by Paul Oakenfold)) [01:21:40]
19 Metallica - Blackened (from …And Justice For All) [01:36:04]
20 DragonForce - Strike Of The Ninja (Japanese Bonus Track) (from Ultra Beatdown (Japanese Edition)) [01:42:40]
21 Behemoth - Ov Fire And The Void (from Evangelion) [01:45:55]
22 Abnormality - Visions (from 2007 Demo) [01:50:20]
23 Otto Von Schirach - The UFO is Waiting (from Draculo) [02:01:36]
24 Poppy - Lowlife (from Bubblebath) [02:04:42]
25 Shirobon - Trouble (feat. Brandon Marx) (from Back Tracking) [02:08:04]
26 Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life (from Now That’s What I Call Music 38 (Disc 1)) [02:10:50]
27 Ke$ha - Cannibal (from Cannibal) [02:13:41]
28 Brooks & Dunn - Boot Scootin’ Boogie (from #1s…and then some) [02:24:22]
29 Buck 22 - Achy Breaky 2 (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus) (from Achy Breaky 2 (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)) [02:27:34]
30 Dr. Dre - Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat (feat. BJ “Tha Mocking Bird,” RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [02:43:43]
31 Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (from Bang! Pow! Boom!) [02:47:31]
32 Snoop Dogg - Who Am I (What’s My Name?) (from Doggystyle) [02:52:43]
33 ASM - Righteous Swords (from Platypus Funk) [02:56:49]
34 Twiztid - They Told Me (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [02:59:59]
35 Corpo-Mente - Arsalein (from Corpo-Mente) [03:25:02]
36 30 Seconds To Mars - The Kill (from A Beautiful Lie) [03:29:02]
37 AC/DC - If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It) (from Highway To Hell) [03:32:52]
38 Garbage - As Heaven Is Wide (from Garbage) [03:37:17]
39 Soundgarden - Jesus Christ Pose (from Badmotorfinger) [03:42:09]
40 Forth Wanderers - Nevermine (from Forth Wanderers) [03:47:58]
41 Trace Mountains - Salty Sweet (from A Partner To Lean On) [03:51:47]
42 Blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard (from Take Off Your Pants And Jacket) [03:53:49]
43 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [03:54:31]
44 Half-Witted Dogs - Go Fuck Yourself (from Half-Witted Dogs) [03:57:34]
Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
“HEY EDNA!”
“WHAAAAT?!!”
“HEY EDNA!”
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT GEORGE?! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M BUSY KNITTING DICK MITTENS?!”
“THAT BINARY FELLA, YOU KNOW, THAT X-TEE-AN SLIVERTSELN GUY, HE MADE A LOAFY BEATS EDITION OF HIS PODCAST!”
“WHAAAAAAT?! LOAFY BEATS ARE MY FAVORITE! I LOVE TO LISTEN TO THAT STUFF WHEN I LOAF AROUND AAAAND WHEN I BAKE LOAVES OF BREAD AND LOAVES OF FISH FOR THE DESTITUTE PEOPLE OF JERUSALEM! LOAFY, LOAFY MCLOAF-LOAF ALL LOAFIN’ DAY!”
Awww yeah, muthafuckas! Emoclew to another Monday and another Monday Morning Aural Sex! This week, we have the Lo-Fi Beats to Study, Game, and/or Sandblast Your Anus To Edition! Big ups to that Oxford comma in the title for representin’ its unnecessary self, by the way! Yes, these beats are lo-fi, but they can be called loafy, too. Loaftacular, even. Loafgasmic! Ohhh, holy Fuckloaf! If you’re somehow unaware of what Lo-Fi is, it’s an abbreviation for the words, “Low Fidelity,” and it’s pretty much just instrumental hip-hop with deliberately low quality instrumentation. Some of these tracks have lyrics, most of them don’t, but they’re all fuckin’ loaftastic.
Anyway, yeah, some of these tracks stray a bit from the genre of Lo-Fi, which I’m sure would be bound to get some sand in some purists’ vaginas or cockholes if any purists actually listened to this. They can all lick my ass ’til it shines, for all I care. You’ll also notice a fair amount of video game themed stuff. I didn’t know that lo-fi video game music existed before I started putting together this podcast, and I’m goddamn glad I did, ‘cause it was loaf at first sight. Thanks to my roommate Josh for that zinger there.
And with that, I DEMAND you YOJNE your LOAFIN’ GENITALS OFF, MUTHALOAFERS!
01 Shallou - Begin (feat. Wales) (from Begin (feat. Wales)) [00:01:24]
02 Flughand - Mornin (from EXPEDITion Vol. 7: Moonloops) [00:05:23]
03 mt. fujitive - sunrise (from honshu island) [00:07:58]
04 Besso0, GonZealous - File Select (from “Super Mario 64”) (from File Select (from “Super Mario 64”)) [00:09:37]
05 Berry Weight - Equations (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [00:13:14]
06 [bsd.u] - bubble tea (from late night bumps, Vol. 4) [00:17:09]
07 Tenno - Journey (from Journey) [00:18:52]
08 amphee - make eggs, throw eggs (from sunrise) [00:21:34]
09 Tune in with Chewie - Fi’s Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword) (from Fi’s Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)) [00:24:24]
10 SPEECHLESS - Shangri-La (from Shangri-La) [00:27:19]
11 Dale North & Mustin - Mario Bay Breeze (From “Super Mario 64”) (from More Than Mario) [00:29:41]
12 eevee - viola (from ep unexpected) [00:34:03]
13 asante, Dpat, Atu - I Know, Imani (from The Ladyfriends Collection) [00:35:27]
14 Tosama Beats - The Hood (from Rhode to Success) [00:37:36]
15 A L E X - I Miss Having Sleep Overs (from Growing Up, Vol. 1) [00:39:45]
16 Jaeden Camstra - wii (from Kids’ Menu) [00:42:40]
17 Blvk - Smash Bros (from Beat Batch #2) [00:43:49]
18 Funk Fiction - Aquatic Ambience (from Aquatic Ambience) [00:45:00]
19 DVLTVN - Klean (from Klean) [00:48:06]
20 Tune in with Chewie - 1 AM (Animal Crossing: City Folk) (from 1 AM (Animal Crossing: City Folk)) [00:50:38]
21 Idealism - Evenings (from Evenings) [00:54:13]
22 Mikel, GameChops - Dark World (from Zelda & Chill) [00:56:10]
23 ESTA. - Honey (from Soulection Presents: Promise Once More) [00:58:55]
24 Nujabes - Luv (sic) (from Luv(sic) Hexalogy) [01:00:46]
25 halberd, Dingus. - no shame in my game. (from no shame in my game.) [01:05:30]
26 peach tinted - Yoshinoya (from Yoshinoya) [01:06:56]
27 Lester Nowhere, Saito, Lé Real - Tokyo Tower Lounge (from Groove Marauders) [01:09:24]
28 o k h o, Saito - Fetti (from Beentrill) [01:11:54]
29 Berry Weight - The Lotus (feat. Astrid Engberg & ASM) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:13:11]
30 eevee - I wonder if we’re dead (from ep seeds) [01:17:19]
31 Donny - Shit, I Think I Love Her (from Memories) [01:19:55]
32 j’san - i’m in love with u, sorry (from i’m in love with u, sorry) [01:21:15]
33 LWKGD - Sorry (from Sorry) [01:22:41]
34 Nohidea - you don’t have to cry (from Esuna) [01:26:15]
35 Kayou., Zaini, Cold Illuminati - Sad Boi (from Sad Boi) [01:27:51]
36 leon chang - unavailable (from re:treat) [01:30:34]
37 Berry Weight - Krakatoa (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:33:31]
38 Mikel, GameChops - Lost Woods (from Zelda & Chill) [01:37:57]
39 amphee - i saw a comet (from handsome tokyo boy) [01:40:29]
40 Nuages - Closer (from Closer) [01:42:15]
41 Idealism - controlla (from rainy evening ep) [01:47:15]
42 eli filosov [ p h i l o ] - oneofone_rwrk (from 2007) [01:48:57]
43 A L E X - Zeldas Lullaby (from Growing Up, Vol. 1) [01:50:22]
44 leon chang - lily pads (from re:treat) [01:53:14]
45 Besso0, GonZealous - Zora’s Domain (from “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time”) (from Zelda Remixed: Music from “The Legend of Zelda”) [01:55:03]
46 DJ Cutman - Mario’s Rooftop Pool Party (from Volume IV) [01:57:50]
47 Cráneo, Made in M - Parler (feat. Omaure) (from Daisy) [01:59:54]
48 Alicks - All They Ever Wanted (from Help Me Out) [02:02:22]
49 SwuM, Bsdu - Swishers (from Runway) [02:07:31]
50 Lilac - Anata (from Answer Love) [02:09:17]
51 Berry Weight - Cowboys and Indians (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:11:28]
52 Jinsang - Egyptian Pools (from Meditation - EP) [02:15:27]
53 fragile. - late spring (from breathing room) [02:17:34]
54 Moose Dawa - Bravo (from Reflekt) [02:19:29]
55 Meister Eder - Yesterday (from Soul Gaze) [02:22:06]
56 Idealism - Snowfall (from Chillhop Essentials Winter 2016) [02:24:22]
57 Mikel, GameChops - Song of Storms (from Zelda & Chill) [02:27:12]
58 Kendall Miles, Somar - Light Year Love (from Light Year Love) [02:30:47]
59 Sugi.wa - Memories (from Chillhop Essentials Fall 2017) [02:32:42]
60 [bsd.u] - Memories of You (from Lighter) [02:34:31]
61 Idealism - Lonely (from Chillhop Raw Cuts) [02:36:06]
62 Berry Weight - Walking By Your Side (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:37:55]
63 j’san - Alone by Your Side (from Alone by Your Side) [02:42:38]
64 Wishing - Nothing. Everything (from To Forget) [02:43:58]
65 Idealism - a moment of silence (from hiraeth ep) [02:45:51]
66 GentleBeatz - Silent Thoughts (from Beatherapy, Vol. 1) [02:47:55]
67 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul) [02:50:39]
68 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:54:55]
69 potsu - im closing my eyes (feat. shiloh) (from im closing my eyes (feat. shiloh)) [02:58:15]
70 Knowmadic - imdone (from Nowhere) [03:00:11]
71 Harris Cole - Game over! (from Game over!) [03:01:57]
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2019-08-05 (Boredom is Indefensible Edition)
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
That’s right, assholes and assholettes: Boredom is fucking Indefensible. By the way, welcome to the edition so named. Might I add, pretty much anytime you see me putting out an edition with a relatively ambiguous title like Shuffle’n’Chill, Curiosity is Fucktacular, etcetera et-fucking-cetera, it’s basically just all over the place in regards to genres. The only difference between my old Miscellaneous Fucktacularity and Random as Fuck editions is that a good portion of that stuff was tracks I already knew about. These 2019 editions have been almost all completely new stuff. See, I could easily just dig through my music collection and put together these podcasts as I have before, and likely will continue to, but I have so much time to find new stuff while I’m out driving for Lyft.
Considering the generally tedious nature of driving the same old highways over and over again, I take it upon myself to explore the unimaginably vast libraries of the numerous streaming services we all have available to us. Hintity-fucking-hint-hint. That brings me back to the title of this edition: Boredom is Indefensible. It has pretty much always been indefensible so long as you have at least a moderately functional imagination. Even if you were stranded at some insurance seminar, even if you were waiting at the doctor’s or dentist’s office for your appointment, even if you were traipsing aimlessly through a fucking desert, boredom is still goddamn indefensible.
In this day and age, when an extremely large portion of the population is walking around with tiny computers in their pockets, computers that have near instantaneous access to a staggering, overwhelming amount of information, boredom is indefensible. What kind of bland, passionless, pathetic sack of shit actually allows themselves to get bored anymore? Seriously, how is it even fucking possible to be bored? I don’t fucking get it. I understand being welded to your comfort zone. I don’t respect it, and I encourage the living fuck out of you to venture outside of it, but I do understand it. But holiest of holy fucks, don’t be fucking bored.
Anyway, I think I’ve made myself clear. Before we yojne, we have a brief message from the UnaBooBoo.
And now… YOOOOOOJJJJJNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
01 Snails - Crank Bass (feat. Liam Cormier) (from SLIMEAGEDDON) [00:02:05]
02 Once Human - Eye of Chaos (from Evolution) [00:06:27]
03 The Bridge City Sinners - Pussy Cat (from Bridge City Sinners) [00:11:07]
04 Drunkformer - Drunky Bot (from http://soundcloud.com/drunkformer) [00:13:08]
05 Twiztid - Boogieman (Skit) (from The Darkness) [00:16:46]
06 Twiztid - Boogieman (from The Darkness) [00:17:50]
07 Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (from ) [00:22:10]
08 Maxim - 808 (feat. Cianna Blaze) (from 808) [00:25:53]
09 Alaclair Ensemble - Ça que c’tait (from Les Frères Cueilleurs) [00:29:29]
10 Tristam - Till It’s Over (from Till It’s Over) [00:33:12]
11 Igorrr - ieuD (from Savage Sinusoid) [00:37:33]
12 Bandlez - Weed Haha (feat. Barely Alive & Rod Azlan) (from Multiplayer EP) [00:41:25]
13 Keys N Krates - Save Me (feat. Katy B) (from Midnite Mass EP) [00:44:49]
14 FantomenK - Cpu Mood (from FantomenK) [00:48:27]
15 Chime - Interdimensional (feat. Ace Aura) (from Interdimensional EP) [00:53:30]
16 Poppy - Voicemail (from Voicemail) [00:56:47]
17 Landon Tewers - Whipits (from Dead Kid) [00:59:27]
18 Pegboard Nerds - Gunslinga (feat. MC Mota) (from Gunslinga) [01:02:50]
19 Groundislava - Dark Planet (from Endless Voyage) [01:05:34]
20 Maxim - Red Dress (from Red Dress) [01:08:47]
21 A Tribe Called Red - Burn Your Village To The Ground (Neon Nativez Remix) (from https://soundcloud.com/neonnativez) [01:12:52]
22 Varien - Born of Blood, Risen From Ash (from Born of Blood, Risen From Ash) [01:17:53]
23 Tech N9ne - I Caught Crazy! (4Ever) (from N9NA) [01:21:53]
24 Genetix - Sound The Alarm (feat. Sadhu) (from Sound The Alarm) [01:24:44]
25 Mr Sam - Secret (feat. Rani) (from Lyteo (Platinum Edition)) [01:28:54]
26 Ray Charles - Black Coffee (from The Atlantic Studio Albums in Mono (Remastered)) [01:38:00]
27 Hyper - Clockwork (from Lies) [01:43:25]
28 Caravan Palace - Jolie Coquine (from Caravan Palace) [01:47:59]
29 Panda Eyes - ILY (from Kiko) [01:51:38]
30 Au5 - Eden (feat. Danyka Nadeau) (from Eden) [01:55:14]
31 Rezz, Blanke - Mixed Signals (from Mixed Signals) [02:00:18]
32 Thrown Into Exile - Song for the Lost (feat. Björn “Speed” Strid) (from Safe Inside) [02:04:02]
33 Tom Francis - Lifestyle (feat. Snoop Dogg) (from Lifestyle) [02:09:04]
34 Darktek - Russia Bitch (feat. Little Big) (from Bad Papa) [02:12:33]
35 Maxim - Respect (feat. Lee Gough) (from Respect) [02:16:26]
36 Gost - Cursed (from Skull) [02:19:58]
37 Starcadian - Ultralove (from Saturdaze) [02:23:27]
38 Ruby My Dear - Charade (from Brame) [02:28:37]
39 Tut Tut Child - Plain Sight (feat. Rachel Hirons) (from Ask Your Friends First EP) [02:33:12]
40 The Bridge City Sinners - Kreacher (from Here’s to the Devil) [02:37:47]
41 Chime - Terraform (from Invincible) [02:40:52]
42 FWLR, Twistex - Talk to Me (from Without Borders) [02:45:11]
43 Magic Sword - Sword of Truth (from Volume 1) [02:49:28]
44 Feed Me - High Speed Weekend Survivor (from Feed Me’s Family Reunion) [02:55:24]
45 Danger - 6.24 (from Furi OGST) [03:02:24]
46 Skit - Fractal Tears (from Fractal Tears) [03:06:43]
47 Au5 - Any Longer (feat. Q’aila) (from Any Longer / Hit Rewind (feat. Q’aila)) [03:10:39]
48 Atrey - Dark Prince (Final Cut) (from Dark Prince) [03:15:23]