Doog gninrom, strevrep! Emoclew ot eht Suoenallecsim Ytiralucatkcuf Noitide Emulov Owt. All right, enough of that horse hockey. I’ve been feeling particularly irritated by certain religions lately, so we’re kicking this shit off with the epic “Fuck You” anthem, “Cult,” by the almighty Slayer. Yojne, beeeotch…es!

01 Slayer - Cult (from Christ Illusion) [00:00:28]

02 Psyclon Nine - Parasitic (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:05:03]

03 Scars On Broadway - World Long Gone (from Scars On Broadway) [00:09:49]

04 Apoptygma Berzerk - Unicorn (Duet Version) (from Harmonizer (Norwegian Ver.)) [00:13:04]

05 Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat (from Fortress) [00:17:14]

06 Deicide - When Heaven Burns (from Scars of the Crucifix) [00:21:08]

07 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:25:20]

08 Nine Inch Nails - Heresy (from The Downward Spiral) [00:31:00]

09 Between The Buried And Me - Autodidact (from Alaska) [00:34:54]

10 KMFDM - Godlike (Doglike Mix) (from Naïve/Hell To Go) [00:40:16]

11 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf In Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party) [00:45:40]

12 The Reborn Identity - Violent At Heart (from Mashed In Plastic: The David Lynch Mashup Album) [00:49:26]

13 Five Pointe O - The Infinity (from Untitled) [00:54:23]

14 Dashboard Confessional - Don’t Wait (from Dusk And Summer) [00:58:45]

15 KC - Extreme Steel (Counterstrike Rmx) (from (((d[-_-]b))) DnB & Breakcore by Upstart) [01:02:44]

16 Kittie - Time Never Heals (from I’ve Failed You) [01:09:21]

17 Behemoth - Antichristian Phenomenon (from Zos Kia Cultus (Here And Beyond)) [01:13:36]

18 Avenged Sevenfold - God Hates Us (from Nightmare) [01:18:10]

19 Tub Ring - Invalid (from Fermi Paradox) [01:23:16]

20 Tool - Forty-Six & 2 (from Ænima) [01:27:06]

21 Marilyn Manson - Coma White (from Mechanical Animals) [01:33:05]

22 Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined (from The Fragile (Left)) [01:38:24]

23 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [01:42:02]

24 Muse - The 2nd Law - Unsustainable (from The 2nd Law (Deluxe Edition)) [01:45:09]

25 Leftover Crack - Atheist Anthem (from Mediocre Generica) [01:48:55]

26 From Autumn To Ashes - Where Do You Draw The Line (from Abandon Your Friends) [01:52:13]

27 Nujabes - Reflection Eternal (from Modal Soul) [01:56:38]

28 Metallica - Broken, Beat & Scarred (from Death Magnetic (Guitar Hero III Remaster)) [02:00:53]

29 Marilyn Manson - Deformography (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:07:14]

30 Mike Patton - Ore D’Amore (from Mondo Cane) [02:11:44]

31 Bleeding Through - This Time Nothing Is Sacred (from Bleeding Through) [02:14:30]

32 Kiril Dzajkovski - Sweet Darkness Of Solitude (from Homebound) [02:17:45]

33 Deftones - Cherry Waves (from Saturday Night Wrist) [02:24:07]

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WHAT’S UP, PERVERTS?!?! EMOCLEW TO THE SECOND VOLUME OF THE LIVE LOUD EDITION OF MONDAY MORNING AURAL SEX! OBVIOUSLY, YOU SHOULD PLAY ALL THESE TRACKS AT A COMPLETELY REASONABLE VOLUME SO AS NOT TO DARE OFFEND ANY NEIGHBOR, RELATIVE, OR EASILY-IRRITATED FUCKHEAD. THEN AGAIN, FUCK THAT SHIT! IF YOUR EARS AREN’T BLEEDING AND THE COPS HAVEN’T SHOWN UP YET, YOU’RE APPARENTLY NOT LISTENING TO THIS SHIT LOUD ENOUGH. SO, AS WE ERAPERP OT YOJNE, LET US FIRST OPEN OUR EAR AND MINDHOLES WIDE FOR THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CORPORATE FUCKING AVENGER.

01 Corporate Avenger - When I Get To Heaven (from Born Again) [00:00:34]

02 Corporate Avenger - The Bible Is Bullshit (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind) [00:02:26]

03 Rollins Band - Burned Beyond Recognition (from Life Time) [00:07:13]

04 Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:10:08]

05 System Of A Down - Soil (from System Of A Down) [00:14:08]

06 Atari Teenage Riot - Too Dead For Me (from 60 Second Wipe Out) [00:17:33]

07 30 Seconds To Mars - Attack (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:21:28]

08 Nine Inch Nails - Burn (from Natural Born Killers OST) [00:24:36]

09 Insane Clown Posse - Assassins (from The Amazing Jeckel Brothers) [00:29:35]

10 After The Burial - Cursing Akenaten (from Rareform) [00:33:17]

11 Combichrist - Get Your Body Beat (from Get Your Body Beat) [00:37:17]

12 Marilyn Manson - Inauguration of the Mechanical Christ (from Last Tour On Earth) [00:41:49]

13 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar) [00:44:33]

14 As I Lay Dying - Forsaken (from An Ocean Between Us) [00:50:07]

15 Panic DHH - Reach (from Reach Single) [00:55:10]

16 Alice In Chains - Man In The Box (from Facelift) [00:58:42]

17 PT Grimm - Black Seed (from Entropy’s Sideshow) [01:03:25]

18 Ministry - Just One Fix (V.E.) (from Just One Fix Single) [01:05:59]

19 Prong - Idealistic Types (from Power of the Damager (Japanese Import)) [01:10:15]

20 Arch Enemy - We Will Rise (from Anthems Of Rebellion) [01:13:35]

21 All Shall Perish - Never…Again (from Awaken The Dreamers) [01:17:34]

22 Rammstein - Weisses Fleisch (from Herzeleid) [01:20:44]

23 All That Remains - Some Of The People, All Of The Time (from For We Are Many) [01:24:17]

24 Pantera - I’m Broken (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:27:35]

25 (hed)p.e. - Firsty (from (hed)p.e.) [01:31:46]

26 Rage Against The Machine - Freedom (from Rage Against The Machine) [01:34:12]

27 Lolita Storm - Suzy (Straight Version) (from Sick Slits EP) [01:40:17]

28 Passenger Of Shit - Snortwhitepoopowderupgoatscunt (from Floating With My Poo) [01:42:12]

29 The Haunted - D.O.A. (from One Kill Wonder) [01:45:31]

30 Bad Brains - Kick Out The Jams (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Pump Up The Volume OST) [01:49:52]

31 A Black Rose Burial - The Epidemic of Unexpected Relapses (from An Awakening of Revenants) [01:52:53]

32 Geto Boys - Still (from Office Space OST) [01:56:04]

33 AFI - …But Home Is Nowhere (from Sing The Sorrow) [02:00:02]

34 PT Grimm - Piss Upon Your Smile (from Entropy’s Sideshow) [02:03:41]

35 Marilyn Manson - Rock ’n’ Roll Nigger (Patti Smith cover) (from Smells Like Children) [02:07:33]

36 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [02:11:03]

37 Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L. (from Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing) [02:16:25]

38 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Extended Edit) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [02:21:07]

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Good morning perverts! Emoclew to the third installment of the Robot Pr0n Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Yes, yes, I know. I’m posting this shit on a Tuesday, but see, I’d made an attempt to mix this in Serato, but something went awry. Rest assured, I will resolve the issue and hopefully get a legitimate DJ mix out soon. I’m damn tired of random obstacles and shit going wrong, but I’ll get over it. In the meantime, yojne this, muthafuckas!

01 Skism - Rave Review (Dodge & Fuski Remix) (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 20) [00:00:32]

02 Knife Party - Fire Hive (Krewella “Fuck on Me” Remix) (from Krewella Misc.) [00:04:25]

03 Skrillex - Summit (Krewella “Breath” Remix) (from Krewella Misc.) [00:07:30]

04 Seven Lions - Below Us (feat. Shaz Sparks) (Original Mix) (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 19) [00:10:14]

05 J.Rabbit - Ninja Gaiden Remix 2011 (from soundcloud.com/jrabbit) [00:14:08]

06 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon (from Circus One) [00:20:32]

07 Krewella - We Go Down (from Get Wet) [00:25:33]

08 Day One - Aurora (Dubstep Mix) (from Dubstep Pro v.31) [00:28:33]

09 Asphex - Basshole (Borgore & Flux Pavilion Mashup) (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 20) [00:33:21]

10 Coyote Kisses - Stay With You (from Thundercolor) [00:39:45]

11 Doctor P - Tetris (from Tetris) [00:43:45]

12 Krewella - Dancing With The Devil (feat. Travis Barker & Patrick Stump) (from Get Wet) [00:47:24]

13 Lusavor - Voriget Sharje (from Dzedz Bid Udes) [00:51:15]

14 Torus - Shut The Fuck Up (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 19) [00:54:31]

15 KATFYR - Binary (from UKF Dubstep 2013) [00:58:24]

16 Adventure Club - Gold (feat. Yuna) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:03:00]

17 Ephixa - Lost Woods (Dubstep Remix) (from Zelda Step) [01:07:11]

18 USAO - ZED (Extended Mix) (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 2)) [01:10:58]

19 Lindsey Stirling - Shatter Me (feat. Lzzy Hale) (from Shatter Me) [01:16:06]

20 Oceanlab - Satellite (Seven Lions Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [01:20:37]

21 Matduke - Reload (feat. None Like Joshua) (from soundcloud.com/djmatduke) [01:25:44]

22 Hooky - Sonic The Hedgehog: Green Hill Zone (from soundcloud.com/itshooky) [01:30:18]

23 MUST DIE - Caffeine (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 69) [01:34:25]

24 J.Rabbit - Toejam & Earl (J.Rabbit Remix) (from soundcloud.com/jrabbit) [01:38:18]

25 Die Antwoord - Dis Iz Why I’m Hot (Mutrix Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [01:41:32]

26 Adventure Club - Need Your Heart (feat. Kai) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:45:08]

27 Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (Mantis Remix) (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [01:49:09]

28 Medusa In My Knickers - Spit (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 19) [01:52:39]

29 Mark Instinct - Pentagram (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 41) [01:56:01]

30 Above & Beyond - You Gotta Go (Seven Lions Dubstep Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [02:00:02]

31 Dubba Jonny - A Brief Tutorial On VIP Production (from Dubstep Production For Dummies) [02:04:57]

32 Nostalgia - Hyrule Castle (LttP Bootleg) (140 Edit) (from soundcloud.com/nostalgia) [02:08:53]

33 Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre (feat. Eminem) (Dubba Jonny Refix) (from Dubba Jonny misc.) [02:13:21]

34 The Wakz - Upon Landing (from Guitar Center Fresh Cuts Vol. 8) [02:18:36]

35 Ephixa - Turret Error (Portal 2 Electro Dubstep Remix) (from Hard Dubstep + Vol. 20) [02:21:41]

36 Mantis - Hood Shit (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [02:25:32]

37 Xilent - Boss Wave (from UKF Dubstep 2013) [02:30:05]

38 Kid Alt Dub - Re Think (Original Mix) (from Dubstep Pro v.4) [02:33:45]

39 Bassnectar - Bass Head (from Timestretch) [02:37:55]

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Hello, my dearest perverts. Emoclew to the second volume of the Chill The Fuck Out Edition of your and my favorite podcast, Monday Morning Aural Sex. Bit of news for ya, Mercy and I went to court today for the accident we had back in February, and the guy pleaded guilty to a diminished charge of careless (as opposed to reckless) driving. Hopefully, that means I’ll be able to get my $2,000 deductible back that I had to shell out to get my car fixed. Anyway, yay for that. I hope you all yojne the fuck out of this, ‘cause I’m damn sure I do and will.

01 30 Seconds To Mars - Alibi (from This Is War) [00:00:00]

02 Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time (from She’s So Unusual) [00:05:41]

03 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up) [00:09:34]

04 ††† - The Years (from Batman: Arkham City OST) [00:13:23]

05 Lana Del Rey - Young And Beautiful (from The Great Gatsby OST) [00:17:22]

06 Vibrasphere - Ice Flow (Vocal Version) (from Selected Downbeats Vol. 1) [00:21:16]

07 Ludwig Van Beethoven - I. Adagio Sostenuto (Sonata In C-Sharp Minor (“Moonlight”)) (from Beethoven Piano Sonatas: Pathetique, Moonlight, Waldstein) [00:29:08]

08 National Product - Love Me (Acoustic) (from Luna) [00:35:47]

09 emancipator - First Snow (Ooah Remix) (from Remixes) [00:39:21]

10 Linda Perry - Knock Me Out (feat. Grace Slick) (from The Crow: City Of Angels OST) [00:46:52]

11 Flyleaf - All Around Me (Acoustic) (from Flyleaf (Special Edition)) [00:53:37]

12 kidneythieves - K (from Trickster) [00:56:56]

13 Slipknot - ’Til We Die (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:00:58]

14 The Flashbulb - Floating Through Time (from Soundtrack To A Vacant Life) [01:06:40]

15 Mazzy Star - Fade Into You (from So Tonight That I Might See) [01:08:23]

16 Akira Yamaoka - Welcome (from Silent Hill 2 Unreleased Tracks) [01:13:06]

17 Echostream - One Last Cigarette (from Identity) [01:13:54]

18 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from †††) [01:18:36]

19 [:SITD:] - Heroic (from Bestie:Mensch) [01:22:13]

20 Claude Debussy - Clair de Lune (from Romantic Piano Adagios (Disc 1)) [01:24:26]

21 La Vérité - A Shared Silence (from Elephant) [01:29:42]

22 Excision & Savvy - Sleepless (from X-Rated) [01:35:28]

23 Lamb - What Sound (from What Sound) [01:40:46]

24 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST) [01:44:23]

25 BT - The Anti-kythera Mechanism (from This Binary Universe) [01:47:19]

26 Yoav - Where Is My Mind? (Pixies cover) (feat. Emily Browning) (from Sucker Punch OST) [01:57:12]

27 Lana Del Rey - Blue Velvet (from Born To Die (Paradise Edition)) [02:03:18]

28 Akira Yamaoka - Promise (reprise) (from Silent Hill 2 OST) [02:05:51]

29 kidneythieves - Serene Dream (from Zerøspace) [02:07:34]

30 Portishead - Roads (from Dummy) [02:11:07]

31 VAST - The Nile’s Edge (from Visual Audio Sensory Theater) [02:16:09]

32 Vestascension - An Endless Voyage (from vestascension.bandcamp.com) [02:20:33]

33 Venetian Snares - Senki Dala (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [02:28:11]

34 Nobuo Uematsu - Theme Of Love (from Piano Collections “Final Fantasy IV”) [02:30:17]

35 Einstürzende Neubauten - Stella Maris (from Ende Neu) [02:34:03]

36 Free Dominguez - Corridors (bonus original demo w/ STATIC) (from Volcano + The Sea) [02:39:14]

37 Venetian Snares - If I Could Say I Love You (from My Downfall OST) [02:42:48]

38 Free Dominguez - Silver Line (with STATIC mix) (from (.UNEARTH.)) [02:46:59]

39 Goldfrapp - Black Cherry (from Black Cherry) [02:51:23]

40 Nobuo Uematsu - Terra (from Final Fantasy VI Piano Collection) [02:56:13]

41 Akira Yamaoka - Lost Carol (Long Version) (from Silent Hill Sounds Box (CD8: Silent Hill - Extra Music & Silent Hill The Arcade)) [02:59:41]

42 Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues (from F#A#∞) [03:02:10]

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What’s up, perverts? Emoclew to the EDM <3 Edition. I would apologize that this edition is coming to you late, but frankly, nobody has ever admonished me for late or absent postings. One might take that as a sign that nobody gives a shit. One might be discouraged and potentially just give up on a project such as this due to complete lack of either positive or negative feedback. Fortunately, or unfortunately, I am none of the aforementioned. I’m very used to the things I do (and myself) being completely ignored, but I fucking do them (and I still exist) anyway. Why? Fuck if I know. Maybe I truly am batshit crazy. Oh, and on a possibly unrelated note, I figured out what was going on with Serato, so you may have actual DJ mixes to look forward to soon. Anyway, end rant. Yojne this shit, srekcufrehtom!

01 Ophidian & Tapage - Complex (from Phataa Diin God EP) [00:00:59]

02 DJ Rap - Fuck With Your Head (from Learning Curve) [00:01:34]

03 Lisa Miskovsky - Still Alive (Airwalker Dubstep Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [00:08:02]

04 Excision & Downlink - Headbanga (from Headbanga Single) [00:13:38]

05 Daft Punk - Derezzed (The Glitch Mob Remix) (from TRON Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [00:17:31]

06 Day One - Aurora (Dubstep Mix) (from DubStep Pro v.31 from AGR) [00:21:50]

07 Polyphonia - Other Reality (from Future World) [00:26:38]

08 Evil Activities - Vengeance (from Evilution (Disc 2)) [00:34:14]

09 Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone (Lymph Project Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [00:40:00]

10 Daft Punk - Solar Sailer (Pretty Lights Remix) (from TRON Legacy R3C0NF1GUR3D) [00:44:05]

11 DJ Fresh - The Pink Panther (from Escape From Planet Monday) [00:48:34]

12 Clockwork - Titan (Coyote Kisses Remix) (from Titan Remix EP) [00:52:42]

13 TaQ - symbolic (from bounce connected (Disc 1)) [00:55:16]

14 Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (Mantis Remix) (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:59:36]

15 Excision & Messinian - X-Rated (from X-Rated) [01:02:55]

16 Deacon Boombastardizer - My Pussy Is Burning (Little Minx Edit) (from Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-02-13 (Valentine’s Day Fuckfest Edition Pt. 2)) [01:07:16]

17 Evil Activities - Evilution (from Evilution (Disc 1)) [01:09:59]

18 Emily Browning - Sweet Dreams (DJ WaY Dubstep Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [01:15:38]

19 Bong - Hostile Enforcement (Mantis Remix) (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [01:19:08]

20 Enduser - The End (from The End) [01:23:11]

21 Venetian Snares - Crackest (Snafu Remix) (from… somewhere you probably don’t give the slightest fraction of a shit about :) ) [01:30:33]

22 Defragmentation/Defrag - Core (from Self Construct) [01:36:39]

23 Kindzadza - Rapid Life System (from Waves From Inner Space) [01:39:12]

24 Terrorfakt - Arsenal (Re_Agent Remix) (from Cold World Remixes) [01:46:59]

25 Die Antwoord - Dis Iz Why I’m Hot (Mutrix Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [01:50:22]

26 Kai Tracid - Life Is Too Short (from Trance & Acid) [01:53:56]

27 Flux Pavilion - Got 2 Know (from Circus One) [01:57:33]

28 Konsta - What I Need (from MASH (MASH003)) [02:03:05]

29 Oceanlab - Satellite (Seven Lions Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [02:09:27]

30 Flyleaf - I’m So Sick (Esi Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [02:14:36]

31 Lindsey Stirling - Beyond The Veil (from Shatter Me) [02:18:13]

32 Dirty Vegas - Days Go By (from Dirty Vegas) [02:22:22]

33 Pendulum - The Island (CurtZ & KSH Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [02:29:25]

34 Defrag - Stare (from Drown) [02:33:22]

35 Doctor P - Gargoyle (from CR004) [02:38:20]

36 P.A.L. - Gelöbnis (Terrorfakt Remix) (from Terrorfakt Misc.) [02:42:42]

37 Daft Punk - Robot Rock (from Human After All) [02:47:57]

38 Prowler - Hollow Points (feat. T-Junction) (from World In Chaos) [02:52:43]

39 Spiner - You Wait (feat. Veela) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [02:58:26]

40 m1dy - SEX FRIEND SPEEEEED BASS (from In Bass We Trust) [03:01:51] 

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Hello once again, my dearest perverts! Emoclew to the Miscellaneous Fucktacularity Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Why “miscellaneous fucktacularity” instead of another “random as fuck” or a variation thereof? Well, because I never really thought I was doing justice to the word “random,” with those editions. Random is a great word, and unfortunately it’s seldom ever understood or used appropriately. Anyway, it’s basically the same idea, just “miscellaneous,” instead of “random.” Hope you all yojne it as much as I know I will!

01 Immortal Technique - Burn This (from The Martyr) [00:00:33]

02 Immortal Technique - The Martyr (from The Martyr) [00:00:48]

03 Lindsey Stirling - Shatter Me (feat. Lzzy Hale) (from Shatter Me) [00:05:16]

04 Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper! (from Donker Mag) [00:09:49]

05 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Love Rollercoaster (from Beavis And Butt-Head Do America OST) [00:13:06]

06 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [00:17:33]

07 Rameses B - Dreaming (feat. Holly Drummond) (from soundcloud.com/ramesesb) [00:20:00]

08 Dienamics - Totally Fucked (from Industrial Fucking Strength 4: Chillin’ Is Killin’ (Disc 2: Killin’ Side)) [00:24:59]

09 Ministry - Thieves (from The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste) [00:29:15]

10 Serj Tankian - Harakiri (from Harakiri) [00:34:11]

11 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [00:38:18]

12 Butthole Surfers - The Shame Of Life (from Weird Revolution) [00:42:56]

13 Kung Fu Vampire - Knockturnal (from Love Bites) [00:46:44]

14 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (Bruce Springsteen cover) (from Guerrilla Radio Single) [00:50:45]

15 System of a Down - ATWA (from Toxicity) [00:56:23]

16 Datsik - Hold It Down (feat. Georgia Murray) (from Let It Burn) [00:59:18]

17 Behemoth - The Nephilim Rising (from Demigod) [01:03:40]

18 Lamb Of God - 11th Hour (from As The Palaces Burn) [01:07:56]

19 Slipknot - Psychosocial (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:11:37]

20 Butthole Surfers - Kuntz (from Locust Abortion Technician) [01:16:16]

21 Mootz - Hyper Elastic (Vodge Diper Remix) (from beatport.com) [01:18:33]

22 Metallica - Wherever I May Roam (from Black Album) [01:23:50]

23 Underworld - Cowgirl (Bootmix 1) (from Cowgirl Single) [01:30:11]

24 Bassnectar - Bass Head (from Timestretch) [01:38:41]

25 Anamanaguchi - Airbrushed (from Airbrushed Single) [01:45:11]

26 After The Burial - Aspiration (from Rareform) [01:49:04]

27 Butthole Surfers - The Lord Is A Monkey (Rock Version) (from Beavis And Butt-Head Do America OST) [01:53:29]

28 Mr. Bungle - Platypus (from Disco Volante) [01:58:12]

29 Psyclon Nine - Parasitic (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [02:03:19]

30 Serj Tankian - Empty Walls (from Elect The Dead) [02:08:05]

31 Immortal Technique - The War Vs. Us All (feat. Mumia Abu Jamal) (from Bin Laden Remix (Bin Laden Pt. 2)) [02:11:51]

32 Defrag - Drown (from Drown) [02:14:32]

33 Dev/Null - Bolt Thrower In A Chinese Restaurant (from Lazer Thrash) [02:18:51]

34 Descendents - ‘Merican (from ‘Merican EP) [02:22:29]

35 Immortal Technique - Speak Your Mind (from Revolutionary Vol. 1) [02:24:18]

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Perverts… Emoclew to the second volume of the Entranced Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. I apologize that this edition is coming to you late. I had originally intended to legitimately mix this edition in Serato DJ, but it seems my OS had other plans seeing as the software won’t even open at all right now. Hopefully, I’ll figure out what’s wrong soon, but I didn’t want to delay this any longer. I may actually come back to this and mix it legit when the issue is resolved. Anyway, you all came to yojne and yojne you shall, my dearest perverts.

01 Astral Projection - Humans Will Play For Robots (John Oofleming & Digital Blonde Rmx) (from The Blissdom EP (11th Anniversary Limited Edition)) [00:00:25]

02 David Guetta - The World Is Mine (feat. JD Davis) (from Guetta Blaster) [00:09:09]

03 Digital Explosion - High (Ibiza 2002 Remix) (from Digital Explosion Misc.) [00:12:42]

04 dj TAKA - Blue Rain (from milestone (Disc 1)) [00:17:19]

05 NAOKI Underground - Tears (feat. EK) (from BeForU) [00:23:13]

06 Filo & Peri - Ordinary Moment (from Melodic Trance 2006) [00:28:52]

07 Airi - Rainy (from Dreamio 1.0) [00:36:43]

08 DJ YOSHITAKA - SPRING RAIN (LLUVIA DE PRIMAVERA) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [00:43:18]

09 nc ft NRG Factory - INNOCENCE OF SILENCE (The Sparky Forbidden Remix) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA V-Rare 9) [00:47:20]

10 Ayla - Angelfalls (Elemental Force) (from Angelfalls Single) [00:53:05]

11 BT - Dreaming (Libra Mix) (from Dreaming Single) [01:00:56]

12 Amara - Pulse (Original Mix) (from Stepmania - BemaniRuler Originals) [01:10:06]

13 Ferry Corsten - I Love You (European Bonus Track) (from L.E.F.) [01:20:19]

14 Kindzadza - Inner Vibration (from Waves From Inner Space) [01:25:32]

15 Sunny Lax - Cassiopeia (from Kontor Maximum Trance 2) [01:32:50]

16 Infected Mushroom - Suliman (from Vicious Delicious) [01:40:20]

17 DJ Tiësto - Break My Fall (feat. BT) (from Elements Of Life) [01:46:28]

18 Veracocha - Carte Blanche (from Matt’s Techno Mix 3) [01:53:33]

19 Ayumi Hamasaki - M (Above & Beyond Vocal Mix) (from M Single) [02:00:29]

20 DJ Encore feat. Engelina - I See Right Through To You (DoubleN Remix) (from I See Right Through To You Single) [02:08:06]

21 DJ Tiësto - Sweet Things (feat. Charlotte Martin) (from Elements Of Life) [02:14:14]

22 Hallucinogen - Shamanix (from Twisted) [02:19:29]

23 kors k - Programmed Sun (from Ways For Liberation (Disc 1)) [02:29:14]

24 kors k - Love Is Eternity (Full Version) (from kors k misc.) [02:37:04]

25 Filo & Peri - Anthem (Original Vocal Version) (from Trance Maniacs Party - Sun (Special Summer Edition)) [02:43:43]

26 Filo Bedo - Flying High (JJ Mason Remix) (from Flying High Single) [02:51:24]

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What’s up, perVERTS?! Welcome to Volume 3 of the Rap vs. Hip-Hop Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! Actually, you know what? Fuck “welcome.” I’m gonna start saying “Emoclew.” Why? Because I’m getting sick and tired of saying “welcome” every fuckin’ week. So from now on, Emoclew, motherfuckers. Anyway, today’s Memorial Day, and try as I did, I couldn’t work up the motivation to make a new Memorial Day Edition.

Frankly, the past hundred years of human history are full of absolutely unnecessary death, misery and failures. However, while there are a lot of things about human history that inspire a profound sadness in me, there are also many things to be celebrated. At least, celebrated insofar as they can be in consideration of all the horror and ignored and/or squandered potential. If you can acknowledge those things and yet find reasons to smile and laugh each day, well, you either just don’t give a shit or you’re like me in that you do, but you realize that most human beings have sold (and continue to sell) themselves out for convenience and supposed safety. There isn’t much hope for this species (or any other, thanks to us), sad little creatures we are, but we can laugh and keep warm by the trash fires we call homes for a while.

Truly, what hope I have is limited to myself and those I love. I can’t speak for anyone but myself, and anyone who would have me speak for them shouldn’t. Agree if you like, but form your own ideas as well. Goddamn, anyway, enough of this nonsense. The bottom line of all that is that I tried to give a shit about Memorial Day this year, and I just couldn’t. So, instead, I’ve chosen to publish this edition that has some mindful, provocative lyrics, and some mindlessly celebratory lyrics. In the end, it’s always up to you to choose ignorance or awareness. As with many other situations in life, I think the best answer lies somewhere in the grey. Anyway, emoclew and fuckin’ yojne!

01 Fort Minor - Cigarettes (from The Rising Tied) [00:02:04]

02 Twiztid - 2nd Hand Smoke (from Mostasteless) [00:05:43]

03 Hopsin - iLL Mind of Hopsin 5 (from YouTube) [00:10:12]

04 Snoop Dogg - Gin & Juice (from Doggystyle) [00:15:11]

05 Eminem - White America (from The Eminem Show) [00:18:42]

06 Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (from Bang! Pow! Boom!) [00:24:06]

07 Sage Francis - Water Line (from Human The Death Dance) [00:28:13]

08 Die Antwoord - $copie (from $o$ (South African Release)) [00:30:13]

09 Hopsin - I’m Not Introducing You (from Raw) [00:33:22]

10 Psychopathic Rydas - Duk Da Fuk Down (from Duk Da Fuk Down) [00:38:30]

11 Jurassic 5 - What’s Golden (from Power In Numbers) [00:43:08]

12 2Pac - California Love (Original Version) (from Greatest Hits (Disc 2)) [00:46:14]

13 ASM (A State Of Mind) - Root To The Fruit (feat. Wildchild) (from Root To The Fruit / Certified Organic) [00:50:51]

14 (hed)p.e. - Crazy Legs (from Broke) [00:55:00]

15 Eyedea & Abilities - Exhausted Love (from E And A) [00:59:02]

16 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - I’ll Connect (from Clockwork Gray) [01:04:23]

17 NaS & Damian Marley - Patience (from Distant Relatives) [01:07:24]

18 ESham - Boom! (feat. Violent J) (from Repentance) [01:13:04]

19 Atmosphere - Musical Chairs (from You Can’t Imagine How Much Fun We’re Having) [01:16:30]

20 Drive-By - The Arrival (from Pony Down) [01:20:21]

21 Dead Prez - Psychology (from Let’s Get Free) [01:22:58]

22 EPMD - Symphony (feat. M.O.P.) (from Out Of Business) [01:28:54]

23 Dark Lotus - Keep Up (from Opaque Brotherhood) [01:31:54]

24 Dizzy Wright - Funk Volume 2012 (feat. Hopsin and SwizZz) (from Free Smokeout Conversations Mixtape) [01:35:53]

25 Madd Maxxx - Classtime Horror (from In the Absence of Sanity) [01:39:12]

26 Tech N9ne - Jellysickle (feat. E-40) (from Everready (The Religion)) [01:42:47]

27 Razhel - Night Riders (from Make Music 2000) [01:46:23]

28 Dark Lotus - Headache (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [01:49:53]

29 Tech N9ne - Worst Enemy (from Absolute Power) [01:55:31]

30 Buck 65 - Pants on Fire (from This Right Here Is Buck 65) [01:58:09]

31 The Fugees - Fu-Gee-La (from 100 Greatest Songs of R&B & Hip-Hop) [02:03:16]

32 Talib Kweli - Beautiful Struggle (from The Beautiful Struggle) [02:07:20]

33 Twiztid - 2nd 2no 1 (from Abominationz) [02:11:16]

34 Insane Clown Posse - Your Rebel Flag (from Carnival of Carnage) [02:14:44]

35 Sage Francis - Slow Down Gandhi (from A Healthy Distrust) [02:19:07]

36 Busta Rhymes - This Means War!! (feat. Ozzy Osbourne) (from Extinction Level Event - The Final World Front) [02:23:38]

37 ESham - Migraine Headache (feat. Insane Clown Posse) (from Acid Rain) [02:28:14]

38 Mos Def - Do It Now (feat. Busta Rhymes) (from Black On Both Sides) [02:31:11]

39 Boondox - Death of a Hater (feat. Jamie Madrox) (from Krimson Creek) [02:35:01]

40 2Pac - Keep Ya Head Up (from Greatest Hits (Disc 1)) [02:40:38]

41 Beastie Boys - Pass The Mic (from Check Your Head) [02:45:01]

42 Handsome Boy Modeling School - The Truth (feat. Roisin & J-Live) (from So How’s Your Girl…) [02:49:16]

43 Onyx - Slam (from Bacdafucup) [02:54:42]

44 Twiztid - Woe Woe (from W.I.C.K.E.D.) [02:58:17]

45 Eve - Let Me Blow Ya Mind (feat. Gwen Stefani) (from Scorpion) [03:03:29]

46 D12 - Revelation (from Devil’s Night) [03:07:18]

47 Sticky Fingaz - What If I Was White (feat. Eminem) (from (Black Trash) Kirk Jones) [03:13:03] 

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01 Doormouse - Bumpy Genital (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [00:00:54]

02 Dev/null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn’t Into The Stuff I’m Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [00:05:13]

03 Taylor Mali - Like, You Know (Live at Def Poetry Jam) (from YouTube) [00:08:02]

04 Transplants - Diamonds and Guns (from Transplants) [00:10:31]

05 Erin McKeown - Cosmopolitans (Tri-Factor Remix) (from Nip/Tuck OST) [00:14:33]

06 The Shaftman - Shaftman (from Industrial Fucking Strength 2: Unleash the Brutality (Disc 1)) [00:20:22]

07 Geto Boys - Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta (from Office Space OST) [00:25:42]

08 The Moldy Peaches - Who’s Got The Crack? (from The Moldy Peaches) [00:30:44]

09 G3RSt - Something Stupid This Way Comes (from Mashed In Plastic - The David Lynch Mashup Album) [00:34:06]

10 Milo - The Mumblings of Mr. Wav (from Milo Takes Baths) [00:38:52]

11 Miss Kittin - Frank Sinatra (from First Album (with The Hacker)) [00:42:00]

12 D-MonyK - Dildo Pot Pie (from D-MonyK misc.) [00:45:49]

13 Opera Trance - Spente Le Stelle (Yomanda Remix) (from Spente Le Stelle (The Remixes - Part One)) [00:50:16]

14 Otep - We Dream Like Lions (from Atavist) [00:57:34]

15 Vestascension - L’Arrivée (from vestascension.bandcamp.com) [01:00:41]

16 Serj Tankian - Borders Are… (from Imperfect Harmonies) [01:05:54]

17 Alabama 3 - Woke Up This Morning (Sopranos Theme) (from Exile On Coldharbour Lane) [01:10:27]

18 LnM Projekt - Heavenly Star (Remix) (from Heavenly Star / Breeze) [01:15:43]

19 OceanLab - Sky Falls Down (Armin van Buuren Remix) (from Sirens of the Sea (Disc 2)) [01:19:31]

20 Operatica - Vocalise, song for voice & piano, Op. 34/14 (from O: Volume 1) [01:29:48]

21 L.E.D. - LASER CLUSTERRRRrrrrrr -sanodg dub remix- (from Denjin K (Disc 2)) [01:34:55]

22 From Autumn To Ashes - Sugar Wolf (from Abandon Your Friends) [01:40:19]

23 The Fratellis - Creepin’ Up The Backstairs (from Costello Music) [01:45:51]

24 Ween - Waving My Dick in the Wind (from The Mollusk) [01:48:55]

25 Evil Activities - God is a Sadist (from 6 Months To X-Tinction) [01:51:04]

26 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [01:55:31]

27 Kate Havnevik - Kaleidoscope (from Melankton) [01:58:44]

28 Flexe - I Love (Orange Things) (from Progammable Love Songs Vol. 1) [02:02:58]

29 Jedi Mind Tricks - Retaliation (from Violent By Design (Deluxe Edition)) [02:05:21]

30 One Day As A Lion - One Day As A Lion (from One Day As A Lion EP) [02:09:01]

31 Wu-Tang Clan - C.R.E.A.M. (from Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)) [02:13:24]

32 Transplants - D.R.E.A.M. (from Transplants) [02:17:36]

33 Milo - Budding Ornithologists Are Weary Of Tired Analogies (from I Wish My Brother Rob Was Here) [02:22:16]

34 Nan Vernon - The Sandman (from Halloween OST) [02:24:42]

35 The Nightwatchman - House Gone Up In Flames (from One Man Revolution) [02:28:04]

36 Beastie Boys - The Sounds of Science (from Paul’s Boutique) [02:31:23]

37 Patti Smith - Birdland (from Horses) [02:34:33]

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Mwahahaha!!!!!1!!!!11!!! Welcome, motherfuckers and motherfuckerettes, to the Massively Monstrous Metal Mother’s Day Edition of Monday Morning Aural Fuckin’ Sex! First of all, let me apologize once again that this edition is coming to you late. There were several pressing matters to which I had to attend, but goddammit, I still made it and got it out to you all. I sincerely hope some of you are still enjoying this podcast as much as you were when I first started putting it out, and as much as I still enjoy it. I’ve spent (and continue to spend) countless hours scouring my massive music collection for fucktacularity to share with you perverts. I know I’ve replayed a lot of tracks now, but that’ll happen when you put out a weekly podcast that’s usually over 2-3 hours long. Anyway, enough of all that shit. This podcast is 66 fuckin’ tracks of purest osmium and over 4 hours long, topping my previous all metal edition by 15 minutes or so. 66 tracks, and it’s being released on May 12th, 2014, which, if you take all the numbers of the date and add them together until you get a single digit number, you get a fuckin’ 6. I was hoping I could find another 6 in this equation somewhere, hehe.

Also, just as I said on my previous all metal edition, I’m sure some of you might be glancing over this track listing and saying something to the effect of, “Mehh, those bands suck. They’re not metal. I know metal ‘cause I’m like, king (or queen) shit of all things metal, and my opinion is superior to yours just because.” To which I would respond with a full strength slap across your bitch-ass face, because you’re a fucking nimrod. Grow up; people like different shit. Get over it. Anyway, countdown to yojne in 3…2…1… Yojne!

01 Limp Bizkit - Intro (from Three Dollar Bill, Y’All) [00:01:51]

02 Behemoth - Ov Fire and the Void (from Evangelion) [00:02:40]

03 Fear Factory - 0-0 {Where Evil Dwells} (from Obsolete) [00:07:05]

04 iwrestledabearonce - See You In Shell (from It’s All Happening) [00:11:56]

05 Otep - Eet the Children (from The Ascension) [00:15:12]

06 Bad Acid Trip - Beware of the Little People With Terrible Visions (from Lynch the Weirdo) [00:18:57]

07 A Black Rose Burial - Straight From the Mind of the Modern Day Vigilante (from An Awakening of Revenants) [00:19:09]

08 Pantera - Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills (from Far Beyond Driven) [00:22:12]

09 Ministry - Cuz U R Next (from The Wicked Lake OST) [00:24:57]

10 With Dead Hands Rising - That’s Why You Don’t Pick Up Dead Crows (from Horror Grows Near) [00:28:06]

11 White Zombie - Feed the Gods (from Airheads OST) [00:31:03]

12 Buckethead - Funbus (feat. Dirk Rogers & Keith Aazami) (from Enter the Chicken) [00:34:52]

13 Between the Buried and Me - All Bodies (from Alaska) [00:38:15]

14 Anal Cunt - Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid (from Everyone Should Be Killed) [00:44:25]

15 The Dillinger Escape Plan - When Good Dogs Do Bad Things (from Irony Is A Dead Scene feat. Mike Patton) [00:44:54]

16 Meshuggah - The Exquisite Machinery of Torture (from Chaosphere) [00:50:52]

17 Iron Maiden - The Wicker Man (from Brave New World) [00:54:44]

18 Ministry - Just One Fix (Video Edit) (from Just One Fix Single) [00:59:14]

19 Mushroomhead - 12 Hundred (from Savior Sorrow) [01:03:30]

20 Slipknot - Eyeless (from Slipknot) [01:06:49]

21 Lamb of God - Laid to Rest (from Ashes of the Wake) [01:10:44]

22 Ministry - No “W” (from Houses of the Molé) [01:14:31]

23 KoЯn - Clown (with a Twist) (from KoЯn) [01:17:54]

24 KoЯn - Twist (from Life Is Peachy) [01:18:31]

25 Kittie - Never Come Home (from I’ve Failed You) [01:23:17]

26 Cradle of Filth - From the Cradle to Enslave (from From the Cradle to Enslave EP) [01:26:25]

27 After the Burial - Berzerker (from Rareform) [01:32:58]

28 At the Gates - Blinded By Fear (from Slaughter of the Soul) [01:38:30]

29 Killswitch Engage - Break the Silence (from As Daylight Dies) [01:41:27]

30 Wolf Eyes - Stabbed in the Face (from Burned Mind) [01:45:52]

31 Meshuggah - Rational Gaze (from Nothing) [01:49:31]

32 DragonForce - Through the Fire and Flames (from Inhuman Rampage) [01:54:20]

33 Kittie - Sleepwalking (from In The Black) [02:01:41]

34 Melt-Banana - Cat in Red (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [02:04:48]

35 Walls of Jericho - A Trigger Full of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [02:06:44]

36 Machine Head - Davidian (from Burn My Eyes) [02:10:32]

37 BIGdumbFACE - Burgalveist (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!) [02:15:20]

38 Deftones - Teething (from The Crow: City of Angels OST) [02:18:06]

39 DevilDriver - Clouds Over California (from The Last Kind Words) [02:21:34]

40 In Flames - Leeches (from Come Clarity) [02:25:39]

41 Arch Enemy - We Will Rise (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:28:32]

42 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence) [02:32:34]

43 All That Remains - Some of the People, All of the Time (from For We Are Many) [02:35:48]

44 Metallica - One (from …And Justice For All) [02:39:06]

45 White Zombie - Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks & Cannibal Girls (from Beavis & Butthead Do America OST) [02:46:31]

46 All Shall Perish - The Ones We Left Behind (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:50:21]

47 All Shall Perish - Awaken The Dreamers (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:51:26]

48 Dimmu Borgir - IndoctriNation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [02:55:59]

49 Kittie - Pussy Sugar (from Until The End) [03:01:56]

50 Mudvayne - Death Blooms (from L.D. 50) [03:06:05]

51 Slipknot - Only One (from Slipknot) [03:10:57]

52 Moonchild - Litany V (feat. John Zorn & Mike Patton) (from Six Litanies for Heliogabalus) [03:13:18]

53 American Head Charge - Seamless (from The War Of Art) [03:17:41]

54 All That Remains - Become The Catalyst (from The Fall Of Ideals) [03:22:09]

55 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Just Because I Got My Arms And Legs Surgically Lengthened Doesn’t Make Me A Sell-Out Midget (from The Tragic Urn Spill) [03:25:11]

56 A Wilhelm Scream - Get Mad, You Son of a Bitch (from Career Suicide) [03:29:12]

57 As I Lay Dying - The Sound of Truth (from An Ocean Between Us) [03:33:05]

58 Kittie - Brackish (from Spit) [03:37:21]

59 Bad Acid Trip - Join The Circus (from Lynch The Weirdo) [03:40:15]

60 A Life Once Lost - Prepare Yourself for What is About to Come (from The Fourth Plague: Flies) [03:43:15]

61 Metallica - Dyer’s Eve (from …And Justice For All) [03:46:00]

62 Megadeth - Diadems (from Hidden Treasures) [03:51:12]

63 Agalloch - Limbs (from Ashes Against The Grain) [03:55:01]

64 Opeth - Patterns In The Ivy (from Blackwater Park) [04:04:51]

65 Opeth - Blackwater Park (from Blackwater Park) [04:06:36]

66 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [04:18:36]

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