Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-10-20 (Paul’s 1001 Albums: Album 0003: Venetian Snares - Rossz Csillag Alatt Született / Miscellaneous Fucktacularity Edition Vol. 6)

• October 20th, 2014

What’s up, muthafuckin’ perverts?!  Emoclew to another Miscellaneous Fucktacularity Edition and the third album in my personal 1,001 Albums list: The epic Venetian Snares album Rossz Csillag Alatt Született.  If you’re not familiar with breakcore, this album might be an awesome introduction to it for you.  The things that really set this album apart from most other breakcore albums/songs are the orchestral elements.  There are a few other breakcore artists who mess around with strings and various other instruments (BLÆRG comes to mind), but the majority of it is sampling, breakbeats and synths.  I think it’s fuckin’ awesome, but I’m insane.  If you’d like to read the blog entry I posted about the album, check it out here: http://tinyurl.com/20141020blog.  Anyway, to kick this off properly, I thought I’d read the liner notes from the album we’re about to listen to because it prefaces the album really well.  Yojne!


“What if, for just a day, we could both be pigeons?

Sometimes, one moment in time can take on such an

important significance that it becomes an endless world

unto itself and everything outside of that moment, past

and future spots in time, become the folklore of the world.

          What if we could both fly over the Királyi Palota and

          see it just as these pigeons do?  A beautiful culture

          of dissimilar angles as donkey angels above this city.

          But even in the world of the infinite moment, we

          cannot choose the feather of our bird and

               the pigeon may long to be the goose, the donkey the pigeon

and so on.  Furthermore, as our world blossoms out of this

          single tick in time, it is for one pigeon a swirling

       romantic flood of euphoric possibility and fascination,

          for the other, an inferior life of shitting on everyone

          from the sky, awkward and ashamed,

                                resigning themselves to be the

          wretched nuisance they are painted as by those they shit on.

Ultimately, as quickly as our world blooms, our world is discordant, and

our pigeons are wounded, and as our world dies,we die,and we are extinct.

  If only we could kill ourselves over and over until we get it right.

     So, just as an entire genre of music can be born out of one sped up ten

     second breakbeat, a full symphony orchestra can come together in

     harmonic unison to create that perfect moment in time, thus every moment

     can give birth to an entirely new world, and every world can house the

     recognition, that orchestra may combine to bring forth a

     dissonant barrage of colossal sorrow,

                   and so the moment disintegrates its world and that

                   world suffocates the moment under its collapse.


                   These are love songs and grief songs.”


01 Venetian Snares - Sikertelenség (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:02:03]

02 Venetian Snares - Szerencsétlen (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:02:43]

03 Venetian Snares - Öngyilkos Vasárnap (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:07:35]

04 Venetian Snares - Felbomlasztott Mentökocsi (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:10:54]

05 Venetian Snares - Hajnal (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:14:36]

06 Venetian Snares - Galamb Egyedül (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:22:18]

07 Venetian Snares - Második Galamb (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:23:51]

08 Venetian Snares - Szamár Madár (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:29:48]

09 Venetian Snares - Hiszékeny (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:35:31]

10 Venetian Snares - Kétsarkü Mozgalom (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:37:05]

11 Venetian Snares - Senki Dala (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született) [00:45:50]

12 Doormouse - Doyodamnthing (from Hand Hammered Vinyl) [00:48:01]

13 Mushroomhead - Qwerty (from The Righteous & The Butterfly) [00:50:32]

14 Lana Del Rey - Young & Beautiful (Patrick Reza Remix) (from Dubstep Top (January)) [00:53:56]

15 Seven Lions - Isis (from Polarize EP) [00:57:53]

16 Venetian Snares - Gentleman (from Detrimentalist) [01:02:48]

17 Otto Von Schirach - Skeleton Search (from Salpica / Skeleton Search Single) [01:07:19]

18 Gareth Emery - Lights & Thunder (feat. Krewella) (Darren Styles Remix) (from Lights & Thunder (feat. Krewella) EP) [01:11:45]

19 Seven Lions - Fevers (feat. Minnesota & Mimi Page) (from Fevers Single) [01:16:44]

20 Knife Party - Centipede (from Rage Valley) [01:21:12]

21 Excision & Messinian - X-Rated (from X-Rated) [01:25:15]

22 Datsik & Snak The Ripper - Fully Blown (from Vitamin D) [01:29:36]

23 Pendulum - Self vs. Self (feat. In Flames) (from Immersion) [01:33:46]

24 Defrag - The Old Growth (from Lament Element) [01:38:27]

25 Venetian Snares - Pwntendo (from Cavalcade of Glee and Dadaist Happy Hardcore) [01:42:58]

26 Krewella - One Minute (from Play Hard EP) [01:47:14]

27 Otto Von Schirach - Quasar (from Supermeng) [01:51:22]

28 Dr. Dre - Rat-Tat-Tat-Tat (feat. BJ “Tha Mocking Bird”, RBX & Snoop Dogg) (from The Chronic) [01:55:08]

29 SKisM - Like This (feat. Virus Syndicate) (from Hard Dubstep Top 100 Best of 2012) [01:58:57]

30 Venetian Snares - Cleaning Each Other (from Songs About My Cats [UK]) [02:03:31]

31 Otto Von Schirach - End of the World (from Magic Triangle) [02:07:17]

32 Defragmentation - Let Go (from Self-Construct) [02:12:52]

33 Doormouse + Subjex - 00trx Sesamie (from Say Is That A Pickle In Your Pocket) [02:15:35]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-10-13 (All-Star Series: Al Jourgensen Edition / 1001 Albums: Album 0003 - Louvin Brothers - Tragic Songs of Life)

• October 14th, 2014

Emoclew, sreckufrehtom, to another installment of the All-Star Series, the Al Jourgensen Edition, and the third album of the 1001 Albums You “Must” Hear Before You Die.  First, lemme talk about Uncle Al.  I first saw Ministry’s video for Just One Fix on Beavis & Butthead like, 20 years ago, and I’ve been a huge fan ever since.  I’ve seen them a handful of times and Jesus H. Cum-Gargling Christ did they put on a fantastic show.  These guys have been around for over 30 years and even though they went on hiatus around 2008, they came back with two new albums and tours in support of them.  However, now that long-time guitarist Mike Scaccia has died, Al has said that they won’t be making any new Ministry albums.  So, perverts, if you somehow get a chance to see them live, do it before they don’t tour anymore.  If you had a chance and you passed it up, SHAME ON YOU! 


Anyway, Al is also a producer and has been in a few other bands like Pailhead, 1000 Homo DJs, Lard, Revolting Cocks (or RevCo), Buck Satan, etc.  He’s a phenomenal vocalist and I think you’ll agree after listening to this edition that Ministry is one of the all-time greatest metal bands ever.


As far as the Louvin Brothers album at the end of this edition, well, it’s a country album.  If you’d like to read the blog post, click this bitch right here: http://tinyurl.com/20141013blog. I often have an exceptionally difficult time finding anything to appreciate in country music, but maybe some of you perverts might feel differently.  One thing I can say for it is that it’s older country, unlike the completely vacant bullshit that’s played on country radio stations nowadays.  One country artist I do appreciate a lot is Johnny Cash, and I’m sure there are many people like me who, in a genre that’s bogged down by vapid nonsense like Achey Breaky Heart, can only really claim to appreciate him.


Anyway, I hope you all yojne the living fuck out of the Al Jourgensen Edition and… maybe… possibly find something to yojne in the Louvin Brothers album at the end.


01 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (Doors cover) (from Cover Up) [00:01:12]

02 Ministry - Just One Fix (V.E.) (from Just One Fix Single) [00:05:36]

03 Ministry - Thieves (from The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste) [00:09:54]

04 Ministry - Let’s Go (from The Last Sucker) [00:14:31]

05 Lard - Forkboy (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [00:19:21]

06 Ministry - Rio Grandé Blood (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:23:14]

07 Buck Satan and The 666 Shooters - What’s Wrong With Me (from Bikers Welcome Ladies Drink Free) [00:27:38]

08 Ministry - Animosity (from Animositisomina) [00:31:54]

09 Ministry - Iron Man (Black Sabbath cover) (from Every Day Is Halloween: The Anthology) [00:36:30]

10 Ministry - N.W.O. (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [00:42:26]

11 Ministry - Reload (from Filth Pig) [00:47:50]

12 Ministry - Supermanic Soul (from Dark Side of the Spoon) [00:50:13]

13 1000 Homo DJs - Supernaut (Black Sabbath cover) (from Side Trax) [00:53:36]

14 Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey (Live 1990) (from In Case You Didn’t Feel Like Showing Up (VHS Rip)) [01:00:27]

15 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [01:05:48]

16 Ministry - The Great Satan (from Rantology) [01:10:56]

17 Ministry - Waiting (from Houses of the Molé) [01:14:10]

18 Ministry - Double Tap (from Relapse) [01:19:12]

19 Buck Satan and The 666 Shooters - Medication Nation (from Bikers Welcome Ladies Drink Free) [01:23:12]

20 Ministry - Psalm 69 (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [01:27:41]

21 Ministry - Gangreen (feat. Sgt. Major) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [01:33:09]

22 Revolting Cocks - Crackin’ Up (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [01:39:05]

23 Ministry - The Dick Song (from The Last Sucker) [01:45:19]

24 Ministry - Paint It Black (Rolling Stones cover) (from Every Day Is Halloween: The Anthology) [01:51:03]

25 Ministry - Black Betty (Lead Belly cover) (from Cover Up) [01:55:01]

26 Ministry - Purple Haze (Jimi Hendrix cover) (from Every Day Is Halloween: The Anthology) [01:58:23]

27 Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod (feat. Gibby Hayes) (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [02:02:31]

28 Ministry - Nursing Home (from Dark Side of the Spoon) [02:07:23]

29 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked And Loaded) [02:14:24]

30 Ministry - TV II (from Psalm 69: The Way To Succeed And The Way To Suck Eggs) [02:18:22]

31 Ministry - WTV (from Houses of the Molé) [02:21:26]

32 Ministry - No “W” (from Houses of the Molé) [02:25:49]

33 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [02:29:13]

34 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (Known Unknown Lies Mix) (from Rio Grandé Dub) [02:35:50]

35 Revolting Cocks - Gila Copter (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [02:39:30]

36 Ministry - Stigmata (Outro) (from Cover Up) [02:45:25]

37 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [02:46:28]

38 The Louvin Brothers - Kentucky (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:01:51]

39 The Louvin Brothers - I’ll Be All Smiles Tonight (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:04:27]

40 The Louvin Brothers - Let Her Go, God Bless Her (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:07:38]

41 The Louvin Brothers - What Is Home Without Love (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:10:29]

42 The Louvin Brothers - A Tiny Broken Heart (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:13:26]

43 The Louvin Brothers - In The Pines (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:15:56]

44 The Louvin Brothers - Alabama (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:19:07]

45 The Louvin Brothers - Katie Dear (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:21:47]

46 The Louvin Brothers - My Brother’s Will (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:24:18]

47 The Louvin Brothers - Knoxville Girl (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:27:30]

48 The Louvin Brothers - Take The News To Mother (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:31:16]

49 The Louvin Brothers - Mary of the Wild Moor (from Tragic Songs of Life) [03:33:45]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-10-06 (Origins Edition)

• October 6th, 2014
Good MORNING, perverts!  I know, you’re probably thinking, “Holy jumping jack Jesus shit in the punchbowl, an edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex that was actually released in the morning!”  Well, you know, after a long night of being collectively showered in cheap diet soda with a bunch of other masked or face-painted freaks like myself (and having only managed to snag about 3 hours of sleep after getting home around 4 AM), I sprung out of bed with a gnawing appetite for Satanic terrorist midget hookers on crank, and after I was through debasing myself and humanity in general, I figured, “Shit, well, I’m awake now.  Might as well do my podcast and actually have an edition that lives up to the fucking namesake for once in far too goddamn fucking long.”

So, emoclew!  This Origins Edition is going to be made up entirely of Henry Rollins’ first Harmony In My Head broadcast from May 17th of ’04.  This is the second album (if you can call it that) on my personal 1,001 Albums list, and his radio show is one of the biggest reasons why I started doing this fuckin’ podcast in the first place.  Surely the more intelligent perverts in my listening audience caught on to that from the “Origins,” title.  I also included a few of my favorite tracks from some of his other Harmony In My Head broadcasts at the end.  Anyway, if you want to read the blog post I made about this, click this link right here muthafuckas: http://tinyurl.com/20141006blog

Without any further oda (that’s right, fuck “ado”), let us commence the yojne sequence!

01 Henry Rollins - Talk 01 [00:00:51]

02 Buzzcocks - Harmony In My Head [00:06:07]

03 The Stains - Sick and Crazy [00:09:12]

04 The Weirdos - Life of Crime [00:11:31]

05 The Simpletones - California [00:13:46]

06 Henry Rollins - Talk 02 [00:16:33]

07 Henry Rollins - Talk 03 [00:17:34]

08 Iggy and the Stooges - TV Eye [00:19:01]

09 Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers - Chinese Rocks [00:23:15]

10 The Ruts - In A Rut [00:26:05]

11 Henry Rollins - Talk 04 [00:29:42]

12 Tenor Saw - Ring The Alarm [00:36:14]

13 Q And Not U - X Pollination [00:39:22]

14 Mark of Cain - The Contender [00:42:06]

15 Henry Rollins - Talk 05 [00:48:01]

16 Henry Rollins - Talk 06 [00:51:45]

17 Squat Weiler - Hot For Teacher [00:58:15]

18 Chuck D & Henry Rollins - Rise Above [01:01:57]

19 Agent Orange - Bloodstains [01:04:06]

20 U.K. Subs - Same Thing [01:05:54]

21 Henry Rollins - Talk 07 [01:07:13]

22 Miriam Makeba - Pata Pata [01:15:07]

23 Negative Trend - How Ya Feelin’ [01:18:01]

24 Reverend A.W. Nix - Black Diamond Express Train To Hell [01:19:48]

25 The Clash - Janie Jones [01:22:37]

26 Henry Rollins - Talk 8 [01:24:37]

27 Dee Dee King - Mashed Potato Time (feat. Debbie Harry) [01:27:47]

28 Angelic Upstarts - Teenage Warning [01:30:53]

29 Slim Gaillard - Yip Roc Heresy [01:33:50]

30 The Minutemen - Joe McCarthy’s Ghost [01:36:18]

31 Curtis Mayfield - If There’s A Hell Below [01:37:13]

32 Cheech & Chong - Earache My Eye [01:41:43]

33 Eric Dolphy - Out There [01:46:48]

34 Louis Jordan - Pettin’ and Pokin’ [01:53:37]

35 Nico - We’ve Got The Gold [01:56:06]

36 William Shatner - I Can’t Get Behind That (feat. Henry Rollins) [02:01:02]

37 Ozzy Osbourne - Take Me Out to the Ballgame [02:03:50]

38 Fats Waller - Eep Ipe Wanna Piece of Pie [02:05:02]

39 Ernest Hemingway - Nobel Acceptance Speech [02:07:45]

40 X Ray Spex - I’m A Cliché [02:09:52]

41 Jimmy Rushing - She’s A Wino [02:11:44]

42 Captain Beefheart - Sue Egypt [02:14:34]

43 The Cravats - I Am The Dreg [02:17:29]

44 Henry Rollins - Talk 14 [02:20:45]

45 Wolf Eyes - Stabbed In The Face [02:22:11]
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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-09-29 (Miscellaneous Fucktacularity Vol. 5 / 1,001 Albums Edition: Album 0002 - Elvis Presley - Elvis Presley

• September 29th, 2014

How’s it shakin’, perverts?  Actually, I should probably ask “how are THEY shakin’?” considering I’m straight and thus far more interested in shaking boobies and butts than dicks.  Not interested in dicks at all, actually, unless it’s my own.  Anyway, that’s neither here nor there, unless it’s my dick, in which case that is indeed right here.  ANYWAY, emoclew! This week is another Miscellaneous Fucktacularity along with another album in the 1,001 list from the book.  This week, we’ll be listening to Elvis Presley’s self-titled album.  Some advice though, don’t listen too closely to his version of Tutti Frutti, ‘cause it pales in comparison to Little Richard’s version.  Frankly, I’ve struggled to understand the appeal of Elvis over the years.  If you’d like to read the review I wrote on this album a while ago, just clicky mc click click the linky mc link link right heah: http://tinyurl.com/20140929blog


Anyway, even though the Elvis album is kinda eh in my opinion, there’s still 2 hours of exquisite fucktacularity to look forward to this week.  Also, I emphatically encourage you to listen to the Elvis album so you can have an opinion on it, too.  It’s actually less than a half an hour long; a little longer than an episode of Family Guy.  You can do it; I believe in you. :-P   Yojne!


01 iwrestledabearonce - Vlork: Mighty Wielder of Sheep (from IWRESTLEDABEARONCE EP) [00:01:21]

02 Don Diablo - Animale (feat. Dragonette) (Datsik Dubstep Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [00:06:09]

03 Machine Gun Kelly - All We Have (feat. Anna Yvette) (from Lace Up (Deluxe Edition)) [00:10:16]

04 M83 - We Own The Sky (from Saturdays = Youth) [00:13:42]

05 Attack Attack! - What Happens If I Can’t Check My Myspace When We Get There? (from Someday Came Suddenly) [00:18:40]

06 Pantera - Primal Concrete Sledge (from Cowboys From Hell) [00:21:13]

07 Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano (from The Fabulous 50s - My Kind Of Music (Disc 3)) [00:23:25]

08 Ohhh!!! - Square Peg Round Hole (from Trade & Distribution Almanac Vol. 3) [00:25:53]

09 Tristam - Truth (Dabin Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [00:26:53]

10 Immortal Technique - Obnoxious (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [00:31:58]

11 The Knife - We Share Our Mothers’ Health (from Silent Shout) [00:36:43]

12 Ferry Corsten - Black Velvet (from Twice In A Blue Moon) [00:40:50]

13 Knife Party vs. Skrillex - Kill Everybody On Facebook (DJ Ash Flash Mashup) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [00:46:24]

14 Ellie Goulding - Figure 8 (Xilent Remix) (from Dubstep Pro v.10) [00:51:13]

15 30 Seconds To Mars - Kings And Queens (from This Is War) [00:55:35]

16 Aerosmith - Kings And Queens (from Draw The Line) [01:01:17]

17 Maruosa - Muscle Spark (from Exercise And Hell) [01:06:07]

18 Tech N9ne - Straight Out The Gate (feat. Krizz Kaliko & Serj Tankian) (from Something Else) [01:07:12]

19 Pantera - Cemetery Gates (from Cowboys From Hell) [01:11:22]

20 Immortal Technique - Dance With The Devil (Hidden Track feat. Diabolic) (from Revolutionary Vol. 1) [01:18:14]

21 Astral Projection - People Can Fly (from Trust In Trance) [01:20:56]

22 Ferr - I Knew I Could Fly (from Looking Forward) [01:30:46]

23 Lamb - Gabriel (from What Sound) [01:39:44]

24 Above & Beyond - On My Way To Heaven (feat. Richard Bedford) (Seven Lions Remix) (from Vocal Dubstep Vol. 2) [01:43:45]

25 Infected Mushroom - Gamma Goblins (from Merlin) [01:49:08]

26 Attack Attack! - Smokahontas (from Attack Attack!) [01:56:49]

27 Mark N - I Love Faeces (from Ministry Of Shit) [02:00:41]

28 Ministry - What A Wonderful World (from Cover Up) [02:01:11]

29 Alex Metric & Charli XCX - End Of The World (Xilent Remix) (from Super Dubstep Âñåõ â›åì¸í! (2014) Ì‹3) [02:08:00]

30 Immortal Technique - Speak Your Mind (from Revolutionary Vol. 1) [02:13:29]

31 Elvis Presley - Blue Suede Shoes (from Elvis Presley) [02:16:00]

32 Elvis Presley - I’m Counting On You (from Elvis Presley) [02:17:58]

33 Elvis Presley - I Got A Woman (from Elvis Presley) [02:20:18]

34 Elvis Presley - One-Sided Love Affair (from Elvis Presley) [02:22:39]

35 Elvis Presley - I Love You Because (from Elvis Presley) [02:24:46]

36 Elvis Presley - Just Because (from Elvis Presley) [02:27:26]

37 Elvis Presley - Tutti Frutti (from Elvis Presley) [02:29:56]

38 Elvis Presley - Tryin’ To Get To You (from Elvis Presley) [02:31:51]

39 Elvis Presley - I’m Gonna Sit Right Down And Cry (from Elvis Presley) [02:34:21]

40 Elvis Presley - I’ll Never Let You Go (Little Darlin’) (from Elvis Presley) [02:36:17]

41 Elvis Presley - Blue Moon (from Elvis Presley) [02:38:37]

42 Elvis Presley - Money Honey (from Elvis Presley) [02:41:11]

43 I Got Shot In The Face - This Album Has Meant Nothing (from How Am I Not Myself) [02:43:40]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-09-22 (Paul’s 1,001 Albums/Miscellaneous Fucktacularity Vol. 4 Edition)

• September 22nd, 2014

How’s it goin’, perverts?!  First of all, let me apologize for there not being a new release last week.  I was sick as a motherfucker that’s really rather sick last week.  Holy fuck.  I hope none of you had to, or are currently having to, endure anything similar.  Anyway, emoclew!  This edition is another miscellaneous fucktacularity, but it’s also the start of what will hopefully be a good new direction for Monday Morning Aural Sex.  Some of you might know about the two blog projects I started years ago surrounding the book “1,001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.” The other one was my own 1,001 album picks.  I only ever got up to 6 of my own, and I only ever wrote reviews for 12 of the ones from the book.  I was rather distracted around that time, but I never really lost interest.  Anyway, I’ve decided to carry that project over into this one since this one has had some strong staying power.


So, this week, we’re starting at the beginning of the 1,001 Albums book, and my own list.  The first album in the book is Frank Sinatra’s “In The Wee Small Hours,” and let me tell ya, if you’re in a good mood and trying to keep it good, don’t listen to it.  It’s a fantastic album, but goddamn is it heart-wrenching.  If you’d like, you can read the review I wrote a while ago here: http://tinyurl.com/20140915blog.


The album that kicks off my own 1,001 Albums list is PT Grimm’s “The Exile.”  Just about any of their albums could go on my 1,001 Albums list, frankly, but I chose this one because… well… you can read about it right here: http://tinyurl.com/20140922blog.  Anyway, enough of my fuckin’ yammering.  And Paul said, “Let there be yojne!”  And there was yojne.  And it was good.  :)


01 PT Grimm - Seance (from The Exile) [00:02:11]

02 PT Grimm - Give Me Something Sharp (from The Exile) [00:05:16]

03 PT Grimm - A Perfect Stranger (from The Exile) [00:09:25]

04 PT Grimm - Go To Sleep (from The Exile) [00:12:23]

05 PT Grimm - Saint Vartan’s Cathedral (from The Exile) [00:13:47]

06 PT Grimm - A Pig In A Fez (from The Exile) [00:19:36]

07 PT Grimm - Hush (from The Exile) [00:22:46]

08 PT Grimm - The Red Cradle (from The Exile) [00:26:52]

09 PT Grimm - Semen Is A Demon (from The Exile) [00:28:27]

10 PT Grimm - Twenty Three Nineteen (from The Exile) [00:31:27]

11 PT Grimm - Inside Her Crippled Mind (from The Exile) [00:35:43]

12 PT Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile) [00:39:27]

13 PT Grimm - Past The Con (from The Exile) [00:43:58]

14 Marilyn Manson - Food Pyramid (from Clone High) [00:51:50]

15 Defragmentation - Stop Crashing (from Self Construct) [00:53:14]

16 System Of A Down - Darts (from System Of A Down) [00:55:29]

17 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:58:10]

18 Serj Tankian - Ching Chime (from Harakiri) [01:02:40]

19 Viza - Viktor (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Made In Chernobyl) [01:06:43]

20 El-Creepo! - Arabian Rose (from Aloha) [01:11:19]

21 Stiffs, Inc. - Generation Crap (from Nix Naught Nothing) [01:14:58]

22 Marilyn Manson - The Golden Age Of Grotesque (from The Golden Age Of Grotesque) [01:16:38]

23 The Doors - People Are Strange (from Strange Days) [01:20:41]

24 Scars On Broadway - Kill Each Other / Live Forever (from Scars On Broadway) [01:22:49]

25 Vas - Ephémére (Upon The Faded) (from In The Garden Of Souls) [01:25:51]

26 Djivan Gasparyan - Kele Lao (from Heavenly Duduk) [01:32:04]

27 Eager Maniacs - Abortifacient (from Bad / Weird EP) [01:38:04]

28 The Sound Of Animals Fighting - Uzbekistan (from The Ocean And The Sun) [01:40:00]

29 Kultur Shock - How To Fucc Songs & Irritate Musicians (from Fucc The I.N.S.) [01:47:24]

30 A Verbal Equinox - BleüCtipie (from And The Ringmaster Is Pleased To Introduce…) [01:52:03]

31 Khatchadour Tankian - Giligia (from Inchbes Moranank) [01:55:28]

32 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) [01:58:20]

33 Einstürzende Neubauten - Beauty (from Silence Is Sexy) [01:59:56]

34 Faith No More - Ashes To Ashes (from Album Of The Year) [02:01:56]

35 Vanilla Ice - Get Wit’ It (from Cool As Ice OST) [02:05:30]

36 The Lounge Lizards - Yak (from Queen Of All Ears) [02:10:36]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-09-15 (Miscellaneous Fucktacularity Vol. 3/1,001 Albums Edition)

• September 22nd, 2014

How’s it goin’, perverts?!  First of all, let me apologize for there not being a new release last week.  I was sick as a motherfucker that’s really rather sick last week.  Holy fuck.  I hope none of you had to, or are currently having to, endure anything similar.  Anyway, emoclew!  This edition is another miscellaneous fucktacularity, but it’s also the start of what will hopefully be a good new direction for Monday Morning Aural Sex.  Some of you might know about the two blog projects I started years ago surrounding the book “1,001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die.” The other one was my own 1,001 album picks.  I only ever got up to 6 of my own, and I only ever wrote reviews for 12 of the ones from the book.  I was rather distracted around that time, but I never really lost interest.  Anyway, I’ve decided to carry that project over into this one since this one has had some strong staying power.


So, this week, we’re starting at the beginning of the 1,001 Albums book, and my own list.  The first album in the book is Frank Sinatra’s “In The Wee Small Hours,” and let me tell ya, if you’re in a good mood and trying to keep it good, don’t listen to it.  It’s a fantastic album, but goddamn is it heart-wrenching.  If you’d like, you can read the review I wrote a while ago here: http://tinyurl.com/20140915blog.


The album that kicks off my own 1,001 Albums list is PT Grimm’s “The Exile.”  Just about any of their albums could go on my 1,001 Albums list, frankly, but I chose this one because… well… you can read about it right here: http://tinyurl.com/20140922blog.  Anyway, enough of my fuckin’ yammering.  And Paul said, “Let there be yojne!”  And there was yojne.  And it was good.  :)


01 Die Antwoord - Ugly Boy (from Donker Mag) [00:02:10]

02 Darkest Hour - Demon(s) (from Deliver Us) [00:05:43]

03 Cœur de Pirate - Off To Sleep (from Child of Light OST) [00:09:30]

04 Coyote Kisses - Diving At Night (from Thundercolor) [00:13:46]

05 Destroid - Wasteland (from The Invasion) [00:16:20]

06 Twiztid - Mirror (from Mirror, Mirror) [00:20:39]

07 Twiztid - Reflection (from Mirror, Mirror) [00:21:45]

08 Bim - Lights Out (from Lifelines EP) [00:25:01]

09 Atreyu - This Flesh A Tomb (from The Curse) [00:28:47]

10 After The Burial - Promises Kept (from In Dreams) [00:32:46]

11 Eager Maniacs - Abortifacient (Moodiggles Remix) (from Haha, Remixed) [00:37:05]

12 Die Antwoord - Jou Ma Se Poes In’n Fishpaste Jar (from $o$ [South African Release]) [00:39:45]

13 Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - There’s A Time And A Place For Everything (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [00:43:59]

14 I Broke My Robot - I’ll Be Alone (from Tomorrow Does Not Exist) [00:48:07]

15 Project 86 - The Forces Of Radio Have Dropped A Viper Into The Rhythm Section (from Rival Factions) [00:52:52]

16 Behind Crimson Eyes - Destruction Is Incapable Of Creation (from Pavour Nocturnus) [00:55:40]

17 Death Grips - Blackjack (from The Money Store) [00:58:12]

18 Twiztid - Screaming Out (from A New Nightmare) [01:00:34]

19 Akir - No Longer My Home (feat. Mojo) (from Legacy) [01:04:45]

20 Die Antwoord - So What? (from Ten$ion) [01:08:13]

21 Krewella - Enjoy The Ride (Acoustic Version) (from Get Wet) [01:12:02]

22 Beats Antique - Sweet Demure (from Collide) [01:15:25]

23 Infected Mushroom - The Messenger 2012 (from Army of Mushrooms) [01:20:29]

24 Cunninlynguists - Embers (from Oneirology) [01:30:56]

25 Frank Sinatra - In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:33:49]

26 Frank Sinatra - Mood Indigo (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:36:46]

27 Frank Sinatra - Glad To Be Unhappy (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:40:12]

28 Frank Sinatra - I Get Along Without You Very Well (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:42:43]

29 Frank Sinatra - Deep In A Dream (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:46:20]

30 Frank Sinatra - I See Your Face Before Me (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:49:05]

31 Frank Sinatra - Can’t We Be Friends? (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:52:23]

32 Frank Sinatra - When Your Lover Has Gone (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:55:06]

33 Frank Sinatra - What Is This Thing Called Love (from In The Wee Small Hours) [01:58:08]

34 Frank Sinatra - Last Night When We Were Young (from In The Wee Small Hours) [02:00:36]

35 Frank Sinatra - I’ll Be Around (from In The Wee Small Hours) [02:03:47]

36 Frank Sinatra - Ill Wind (from In The Wee Small Hours) [02:06:41]

37 Frank Sinatra - It Never Entered My Mind (from In The Wee Small Hours) [02:10:23]

38 Frank Sinatra - Dancing On The Ceiling (from In The Wee Small Hours) [02:12:59]

39 Frank Sinatra - I’ll Never Be The Same (from In The Wee Small Hours) [02:15:51]

40 Frank Sinatra - This Love Of Mine (from In The Wee Small Hours) [02:18:50]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-09-08 (Bemaniac Edition Vol. 2)

• September 8th, 2014

What’s up, perverts?!  Emoclew to the second volume of the Bemaniac Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!  Obviously, most of you who aren’t into music games might not be quite as enthusiastic about this.  Bemani music games, specifically.  IIDX and DDR, even more specifically.  I’ve tried to get into Guitar Freaks and Drummania, but eh.  Pop’n Music is pretty cool, but I haven’t really played much of it.  Anyway, enough of my yammering.  One last quick thing before we commence the yojne: I would humbly like to ask you all for your…


01 sampling masters MEGA - Route 80s (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 1)) [00:00:33]

02 DJ TECHNORCH fw. GUHROOVY - KAMAITACHI (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 1)) [00:02:03]

03 CJ Crew feat. Christian D - Rhythm and Police (K.O.G. G3 Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution 5th Mix OST (Disc 2)) [00:03:55]

04 kors k - Horizon (feat. LIA) (from Ways For Liberation) [00:05:20]

05 Tatsh - Xepher (from beatmania IIDX 12th style Happy Sky OST (Disc 2)) [00:10:21]

06 Ω - MAX 300 (from beatmania IIDX 7th style OST (Disc 2)) [00:12:19]

07 Sota Fujimori - Be Quiet -SF _Glitch Techno Mix- (from starmine) [00:13:46]

08 L.E.D.-G - OUTER LIMITS (from beatmania IIDX 8th style OST (Disc 2)) [00:18:03]

09 PINK PONG - ALIEN TEMPLE (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 2)) [00:19:58]

10 朱雀 - Anisakis -somatic mutation type “Forza” (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ TROOPERS OST (Disc 1)) [00:22:01]

11 CHERRY - YESTERDAY (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 1)) [00:24:15]

12 Masayoshi Minoshima - ILIAS (feat. 坂上なち)  (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [00:26:05]

13 RevenG vs DE-SIRE - TSUGARU (from Dance Dance Revolution MAX 2 7th Mix (Disc 1)) [00:27:54]

14 CAPTAIN JACK - DREAM A DREAM (from Dance Dance Revolution Party Collection Official) [00:29:23]

15 NAOKI - STILL IN MY HEART (MOMO MIX) (from Dance Dance Revolution MAX 2 7th Mix (Disc 1)) [00:30:47]

16 Akira Yamaoka - INJECTION OF LOVE (from iFUTURELIST) [00:32:26]

17 DJ CHUCKY - BLUE MIRAGE (LONG EDIT) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [00:36:40]

18 akiko - op.31 叙情 (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 1)) [00:39:58]

19 D.J. Amuro - A -Boy A- (remixed by Boy radio (wax)) (from milestone (Disc 2)) [00:41:49]

20 dj TAKA - AA (from milestone (Disc 1)) [00:48:19]

21 Amuro vs Killer - (from beatmania IIDX 12th style Happy Sky OST (Disc 2)) [00:53:21]

22 D.J. SETUP - NEMESIS (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 2)) [00:55:29]

23 L.E.D. - STEEL NEEDLE (from Denjin K (Disc 1)) [00:57:35]

24 Black∞Hole - Pluto (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA 2 (Disc1)) [01:01:36]

25 kors kvs teranoid - tripping contact (teranoid & MC Natsack Remix) (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [01:03:16]

26 Ryu - Under the Sky (Ryu Remix) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [01:05:11]

27 Aya - G2 (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 2)) [01:09:18]

28 Ryu - waxing and wanding -kors k mix- (from starmine) [01:11:14]

29 Zektbach - Blind Justice (To Each His Own) (from cyber beatnation 1st conclusion) [01:16:27]

30 Osamu Kubota - Red Nikita (from beatmania IIDX 8th style OST (Disc 1)) [01:19:47]

31 RAM - HIGH (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 1)) [01:21:11]

32 Virkato - ワルツ第17 ト短調 "大犬のワルツ" (from beatmania IIDX 17th style SIRIUS OST (Disc 1)) [01:22:59]

33 TaQ - sync (from bounce connected (disc 1)) [01:25:14]

34 kors k - Love Is Eternity (original extended) (from Disconation (Disc 2)) [01:28:59]

35 L.E.D. - PHOTONGENIC (fw/ Maiko Horisawa) (from Denjin K (Disc 1)) [01:35:41]

36 DJ SIMON - 321 Stars (from Retrofuture) [01:39:46]

37 T&S seq. factory - TRANOID (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 2)) [01:41:05]

38 Wall5 - EVO66 (long version) (from beatmania IIDX 11th style RED OST (Disc 2)) [01:42:34]

39 NAOKI underground - L’amour et la Liberté (from beatmania IIDX 6th style OST (Disc 2)) [01:47:33]

40 dj TAKA w/ NAOKI - KAKUMEI (from beatmania IIDX 7th style OST (Disc 2)) [01:49:15]

41 JENNY ROM - SEÑORITA (Speedy Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution EXTREME OST (Disc 1)) [01:50:59]

42 Tiggy - Freckles (KCP Re-Edit) (from Dance Dance Revolution MAX 6th Mix OST (Disc 1)) [01:52:21]

43 Silvertear - So Deep (Perfect Sphere Remix) (from Dance Dance Revolution MAX 6th Mix OST (Disc 1)) [01:53:53]

44 Virkato - Scorpion Fire (from beatmania IIDX 11th style RED OST (Disc 2)) [01:55:22]

45 Osamu Kubota - Presto (from History of beatmania IIDX) [01:57:27]

46 DE-SIRE retunes - CHAOS (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA OST (Disc 1)) [01:59:01]

47 DJ CHUCKY - VANISHING POINT (from beatmania IIDX 15 DJ TROOPERS OST (Disc 2)) [02:00:31]

48 Mr. T - EXE (from beatmania IIDX 10th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:02:30]

49 SADA - STAR FIELD (from beatmania IIDX 9th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:04:19]

50 朱雀 - VANESSA (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 2)) [02:06:12]

51 Jondi & Spesh - Max 300 (Super-Max-Me Mix) (from Dance Dance Revolution Ultramix OST) [02:07:41]

52 Ryu - Plan 8 (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [02:09:26]

53 Sota Fujimori 2nd Season - CONCEPTUAL -Extended Mix- (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST (Disc 1)) [02:11:27]

54 Mr. T - xenon (from  (from beatmania IIDX 8th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:15:22]

55 Humanoid - MENDES (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ TROOPERS OST (Disc 2)) [02:17:07]

56 sampling masters MEGA - Tablets (from beatmania IIDX 5th style OST (Disc 1)) [02:18:56]

57 nc ft HARDCORE NATION - SOUL CRASH (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA OST (Disc 1)) [02:20:24]

58 nc ft NRG Factory - INNOCENCE OF SILENCE (Original Size) (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA OST (Disc 1)) [02:21:59]

59 dj TAKA vs DJ YOSHITAKA - quell -the seventh slave- (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ TROOPERS OST (Disc 2)) [02:24:31]

60 Sota Fujimori - Hybrid Landscape (from beatmania IIDX 15th style DJ TROOPERS OST (Disc 2)) [02:26:30]

61 TaQ - Radical Faith (from History of beatmania IIDX) [02:28:27]

62 GUHROOVY - AIR RAID FROM THA UNDERGROUND (from beatmania IIDX 17th style SIRIUS OST (Disc 2)) [02:30:16]

63 Tatsh & NAOKI - Red Zone  (from beatmania IIDX 11th style RED OST (Disc 1)) [02:32:13]

64 L.E.D.-G VS BUHROOVY - eRAseRmOToRpHAntOM (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [02:33:57]

65 Mr. T - DUE TOMORROW (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 1)) [02:36:14]

66 金獅子 - 嘆きの樹 (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 2)) [02:37:51]

67 100-200-400 - Fascination MAXX (from beatmania IIDX 14th style GOLD OST (Disc 1)) [02:39:54]

68 2MB - Fascination “eternal love mix” (from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA OST (Disc 1)) [02:41:33]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-09-01 (Punk As Fuck Edition Vol. 3)

• September 1st, 2014

Jesus Shit-in-my-shoe Christ, has it really been over a year since the last Punk as Fuck Edition?  We’re goddamn fuckin’ overdue, don’t ya think, perverts?!  I guess I haven’t been listening to as much punk lately or something.  Anyway, emoclew motherfuckers!  If you’re into punk, I feel pretty confident that you’ll dig this edition, although “punk” is subjective.  I’m not sure which genre of music can claim the most elitist listeners, but between punk, metal & EDM, elitism itself needs to go fuck itself along with the elitists themselves.  Shit, if they fucked themselves more often, they might feel a little better about their sad little lives.  As I said in a previous edition, all elitism does is separate people.  How about trying to establish some common ground instead?  It usually feels a lot better.


For example, all you super punks out there who listen to the most obscure bands possible like you’re collecting rare Pokémon or some shit might see some kid with a Green Day or Blink-182 shirt on and go, “Pphh, fucking poser.”  BUT, what would happen if you tried talking to the kid for a minute, or even 5 minutes?  Stay with me on this.  What if you got into a conversation and ended up introducing them to the Misfits, or Black Flag, or the Dead Kennedys?  


It’s like the difference between a McDonald’s hamburger and filet mignon (and, for those of you perverts out there who know about my  usage of this metaphor from many moons ago, sshhhhh ;) .  The hamburger is good as far as it goes, but it’s not particularly memorable unless it makes you sick.  The filet mignon is usually phenomenal (if it’s cooked properly), and is indeed positively memorable, even if it makes you sick.  And speaking of things that make me sick…


01 Nicki Minaj - Starships (Retarded Pre-op Drag Queen Remix) (from… No. You Don’t Need That Information.  Nobody Does.  This Shit Shouldn’t Exist, But It Does Because People Buy It.  What Does That Tell You About People?) [00:01:55]

02 The Death Set - I Wanna Take This Tape And Blow Up Ya Fuckin’ Stereo (from Michel Poiccard) [00:02:28]

03 The Death Set - Too Much Fun For Regrets (from Michel Poiccard) [00:02:32]

04 The Misfits - Last Caress (from Static Age) [00:03:58]

05 The Ramones - Surfin’ Bird (from Rocket To Russia) [00:05:50]

06 Dave Brockie Experience - I Wanna Be A Squirrel (from Songs For The Wrong) [00:08:20]

07 NOFX - USA-holes (from Wolves In Wolves’ Clothing) [00:10:28]

08 Amen - The Price Of Reality (from We Have Come For Your Parents) [00:12:33]

09 Black Flag - Fix Me (from Nervous Breakdown) [00:15:48]

10 Dead Kennedys - Shrink (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:16:40]

11 Mad - I Hate Music (from Bloodstains Across Superpunk Vol. 2) [00:18:23]

12 Anti-Flag - Drink Drank Punk (from Die For The Government) [00:20:34]

13 Lunachicks - Less Teeth, More Tits (from Luxury Problem) [00:22:12]

14 Anti-Nowhere League - So What (from We Are The League) [00:25:19]

15 Pennywise - Land Of The Free? (from Land Of The Free?) [00:28:22]

16 Bad Religion - Let Them Eat War (from The Empire Strikes First) [00:30:49]

17 The Exploited - Fuck The System (from Fuck The System) [00:33:43]

18 Dead Kennedys - Riot (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:37:15]

19 Leftover Crack - Clear Channel (Fuck Off!) (from Fuck World Trade) [00:43:06]

20 All - She Broke My Dick (from Punk-O-Rama 6) [00:47:21]

21 Ramones - I Don’t Want To Grow Up (Tom Waits cover) (from ¡Adiós Amigos!) [00:48:03]

22 Bad Brains - Don’t Need It (from Bad Brains) [00:50:46]

23 Rancid - Avenues & Alleyways (from And Out Came The Wolves) [00:51:52]

24 Bad Religion - Bored & Extremely Dangerous (from The Process Of Belief) [00:54:58]

25 The Rabble - Who I Am (from No Clue, No Future) [00:58:15]

26 NOFX - Please Stop Fucking My Mom (from Fuck The Kids) [00:59:50]

27 The Misfits - Dig Up Her Bones (from American Psycho) [01:00:40]

28 Blitzkid - Dementia (from Five Cellars Below) [01:03:34]

29 AFI - The Boy Who Destroyed The World (from All Hallow’s EP) [01:07:27]

30 Anti-Flag - One Trillion Dollars (from For Blood And Empire) [01:10:31]

31 Black Flag - American Waste (from Six Pack) [01:12:56]

32 NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over (from The War On Errorism) [01:14:27]

33 Bad Religion - Mediocre Minds (from No Substance) [01:17:47]

34 Dead Kennedys - Nazi Punks Fuck Off (from Nazi Punks Fuck Off (Single)) [01:19:42]

35 Descendents - ‘Merican (from ‘Merican EP) [01:20:41]

36 Vice Squad - The Times They Are A-Changing (Bob Dylan cover) (from GOD SAVE THIS BOX!: Punk Covers) [01:22:30]

37 The Misfits - We Are 138 (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Evilive) [01:24:40]

38 The Ruts - H-Eyes (from Grin And Bear It) [01:26:02]

39 Pennywise - Searching (from About Time) [01:28:48]

40 NOFX - The Punk Song (from The P.M.R.C. Can Suck On This EP) [01:31:41]

41 Lunachicks - Cumming Into My Own (from Luxury Problem) [01:32:38]

42 Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict (from The Complete Singles Anthology) [01:34:34]

43 GG Allin & The Criminal Quartet - Son Of Evil (from Carnival Of Excess) [01:36:31]

44 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers) [01:39:29]

45 Flipper - Ha Ha Ha (from American Hardcore: The History Of American Punk Rock 1980-1986) [01:43:02]

46 Bikini Kill - Rah! Rah! Replica (from The Singles) [01:45:13]

47 Anti-Nowhere League - There Is No God (from Kings & Queens) [01:46:09]

48 The Clash - I Fought The Law (from The Clash) [01:49:39]

49 Dead Kennedys - I Fought The Law (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [01:52:13]

50 Anti-Flag - Tearing Everyone Down (from A New Kind Of Army) [01:54:31]

51 GWAR - Fight (from This Toilet Earth) [01:57:21]

52 The Death Set - I Like The Wrong Way (from Michel Poiccard) [01:58:16]

53 Against All Authority - Hard As Fuck (from Nothing New For Trash Like You) [01:59:00]

54 Minor Threat - Guilty of Being White (from Complete Discography) [02:01:05]

55 The Misfits - Green Hell (from Earth A.D.) [02:02:20]

56 Blitzkid - Nosferatu (from Anatomy Of Reanimation Vol. 1) [02:04:11]

57 Face To Face - No Authority (from Don’t Turn Away) [02:06:06]

58 Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced (from Blackout) [02:08:47]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-08-25 (Enjoy Your Life Edition)

• August 25th, 2014

PERVERTS!!!  Emoclew to the Enjoy Your Life Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!  In case you can’t figure it out on your own, this one is made up of a bunch of tracks that make me happy to be alive, and I hope you’ll feel the same.  By the way, I apologize yet again for not doing anything last week.  I had another week of hellish bullshit work to do at two different summer camps.  Suffice to say, I never want to see Frozen ever again.  Also, I apologize for the delay in publishing this today.  I just got the Diablo III Ultimate Evil Edition for XBone and… I just had.to.kill.the.Butcher.  Totally rediscovered my love for the game now.  Anyway, enough jibber-jabber monkey shit.  Yojne!


01 Mr.T plus H - Enjoy Your Life (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD OST (Disc 1)) [00:00:47]


02 Blink-182 - Family Reunion (from The Mark, Tom And Travis Show) [00:02:35]


03 Loituma - Levas Polka (Basshunter Remix) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:03:04]


04 (The Real) Tuesday Weld - Bathtime in Clerkenwell (from Weeds, Vol. 2 OST) [00:06:33]


05 Slim Gaillard and His Orchestra - Yip Roc Heresy (from Laughing In Rhythm: The Best of the Verve Years) [00:09:22]


06 10 Side - BXY! (from Kutimu - Soulful Mouths) [00:11:50]


07 Eminem - FACK (from Curtain Call: The Hits) [00:13:34]


08 Neil Hamburger - Nude Models (from Great Phone Calls) [00:16:53]


09 The Jerky Boys - Breast Enlargement (from The Best of the Jerky Boys) [00:17:21]


10 Jon Lajoie - Pop Song (from You Want Some of This?) [00:19:39]


11 David Guetta - The World Is Mine (feat. JD Davis) (from Guetta Blaster) [00:22:21]


12 Garbage - The World Is Not Enough (from The World Is Not Enough Single) [00:25:53]


13 Gogol Bordello - Start Wearing Purple (from Gypsy Punks Underdog World Strike) [00:29:41]


14 Basement Jaxx - Do Your Thing (from Rooty) [00:33:13]


15 Ace of Base - Beautiful Life (from The Bridge) [00:37:42]


16 Ooah - Heat Up The Night (from Heat Up The Night Single) [00:41:16]


17 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (With Intro) (from Dead To The World VHS Rip) [00:45:18]


18 00111111 - The Nine Satanic Statements (from here and The Edition That’s Very Editioney) [00:51:23]


19 Orbital - Satan Spawn (Spawn Version) (from Work 1989-2002) [00:52:36]


20 Gammer & Whizzkid - We Are The Vampires (Original Mix) (from We Are The Vampires Single) [00:56:19]


21 Vanilla Ice - Cool As Ice (feat. Naomi Campbell) (from Cool As Ice OST) [01:01:07]


22 Insane Clown Posse - The Show Must Go On (from Riddle Box) [01:06:35]


23 Insane Clown Posse - Chicken Huntin’ (Slaughterhouse Mix) (from Riddle Box) [01:11:42]


24 GWAR - I’m Fucking An Animal (from We Kill Everything) [01:15:23]


25 Ferry Corsten - Beautiful (from L.E.F.) [01:18:25]


26 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Sub Focus Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single) [01:24:13]


27 iwrestledabearonce - Tastes Like Kevin Bacon (from It’s All Happening) [01:29:44]


28 Jon Lajoie - 2 Girls 1 Cup Song (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:33:01]


29 Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (from Bang! Pow! Boom!) [01:35:42]


30 Primus - My Name Is Mud (from Pork Soda) [01:39:49]


31 Green Jellÿ - Misadventures of Shitman (from Cereal Killer Soundtrack) [01:44:28]


32 Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face (from ACID Bootleg) [01:47:32]


33 Doug Stanhope - Terrified of Poop (from ACID Bootleg) [01:51:51]


34 Tool - Disgustipated (from Undertow) [01:54:40]


35 DJ Tiësto - Sweet Things (feat. Charlotte Martin) [02:03:14]


36 William Shatner - I Can’t Get Behind That (feat. Henry Rollins) (from Has Been) [02:08:38]


37 Coal Chamber - Amir of the Desert (from Coal Chamber) [02:11:37]


38 Darkest Hour - A Paradox With Flies (from Deliver Us) [02:12:20]


39 Deftones - Minerva (from Deftones) [02:16:37]


40 The Dresden Dolls - Good Day (from Dresden Dolls) [02:20:48]


41 Buckethead - Coma (feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian) (from Enter The Chicken) [02:26:09]


42 Angelo Badalamenti - Red Bats With Teeth (from Lost Highway OST) [02:31:46]


43 VNV Nation - Illusion (from Judgement) [02:34:42]


44 Deftones - Passenger (from White Pony) [02:39:19]


45 Dev/Null - Fuck Anyone Who Wasn’t Into The Stuff I’m Into Before I Was (from Invasion From XXX Dimension) [02:45:16]


46 Flexe - I Love (Orange Things) (from Programmable Love Songs Vol. 1) [02:48:06]


47 The Dresden Dolls - Sing (from Yes, Virginia…) [02:50:29]


48 Psychopathic Rydas - I Don’t Wanna Die (from The Pendulum) [02:55:08]


49 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (from Tales From The Lotus Pod (Marz Version)) [03:00:02]


50 Vanilla Ice - Havin’ A Roni (from To The Extreme) [03:06:05]

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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2014-08-25 (Enjoy Your Death Edition)

• August 25th, 2014

Eh.  Hey, whoever’s listening.  Probably no one, but what the fuck ever.  Here’s some depressing, emo faggot music for you to consider dying to.  If you’re wondering why this wasn’t posted a week ago or actually in the morning today, I have no answer for you.  Tough shit.  Deal with it.  Maybe go listen to the other edition I posted with this one today instead.  Anyway, if you’re having a shitty day, this edition is right up your shitty alley.  Yojne.  Or don’t.  Whatever.


01 Mudvayne - Poop Loser (from The Beginning Of All Things To End) [00:00:30]


02 Peter Alsop - Where Will I Go When I’m Dead And Gone? (from YouTube) [00:01:52]


03 The Berzerker - Death Reveals (from Dissimulate) [00:04:02]


04 kidney thieves - Before I’m Dead (from Zerøspace) [00:05:40]


05 Insane Clown Posse - Behind The Paint (from Bizaar) [00:10:14]


06 Armin Van Buuren - Who Is Watching (feat. Nadia Ali) [00:14:31]


07 Pulley - Second Best (from @#!*) [00:19:33]


08 All That Remains - Two Weeks (from Overcome) [00:21:22]


09 Nine Inch Nails - Only (El-P Mix) (from Every Day Is Exactly The Same Single) [00:25:34]


10 Arch Enemy - Instinct (from Anthems Of Rebellion) [00:29:47]


11 Twiztid - The Deep End (feat. Caskey & Dominic) (from A New Nightmare) [00:33:22]


12 The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison (from Give Up) [00:38:49]


13 Kittie - This Too Shall Pass (from Funeral For Yesterday) [00:42:38]


14 Marilyn Manson - Great Big White World (from Mechanical Animals) [00:45:40]


15 Evanescence - Lithium (from The Open Door) [00:50:39]


16 Velvet Acid Christ - Velvet Pill (Jagged Scar) (from Twisted Thought Generator) [00:54:19]


17 Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under The Bridge (from Blood Sugar Sex Magik) [01:02:08]


18 Depswa - Needles (from 2 Angels & A Dream) [01:06:32]


19 Stabbing Westward - Drowning (from Darkest Days) [01:09:44]


20 Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below (from The Fragile (Left)) [01:13:10]


21 Devics - Salty Seas (from Push The Heart) [01:18:17]


22 Portishead - Undenied (from Portishead) [01:22:26]


23 From Autumn To Ashes - Autumn’s Monologue (from The Fiction We Live) [01:26:45]


24 Slipknot - Snuff (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:31:14]


25 Echostream - Just Kill Me (from Identity) [01:35:39]


26 Insane Clown Posse - The Pendulum’s Promise (from Bizaar) [01:40:21]


27 Alice In Chains - Down In A Hole (from Dirt) [01:45:49]


28 Portishead - Roads (from Dummy) [01:51:24]


29 Otep - Requiem (from House of Secrets) [01:56:25]


30 Otep - Suicide Trees (from House of Secrets) [01:59:05]


31 Metallica - Fade To Black (from Ride The Lightning) [02:05:23]


32 Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I (from Ghosts I-IV) [02:12:16]


33 Megadeth - À Tout Le Monde (from Youthanasia (Remastered)) [02:15:04]


34 From Autumn To Ashes - Abandon Your Friends (from Abandon Your Friends) [02:19:28]


35 Pantera - Suicide Note Pt. 1 (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [02:23:21]


36 Avenged Sevenfold - I Won’t See You Tonight Pt. 1 (from Waking The Fallen) [02:28:03]


37 Avenged Sevenfold - I Won’t See You Tonight Pt. 2 (from Waking The Fallen) [02:37:01]


38 Brand New - You Won’t Know (from The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me) [02:41:41]


39 The Captains Intangible - Any Other Way (from Diary of the Dead OST) [02:47:19]


40 Slipknot - Scissors (from Slipknot) [02:51:25]


41 Nine Inch Nails - A Warm Place (from The Downward Spiral) [02:59:45]


42 Mushroomhead - Embrace The Ending (from Savior Sorrow) [03:03:08]


43 Otep - Shattered Pieces (from House of Secrets) [03:07:56]


44 AFI - Endlessly, She Said (from Decemberunderground) [03:11:54]


45 Joe Anderson - Happiness Is A Warm Gun (feat. Salma Hayek) (from Across The Universe OST) [03:16:20]


46 Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum of Infinite Space Encompassing) (from Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death)) [03:19:22]

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