Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-03-02 (1,001 Albums: Albums 0037: My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Gets An Abortion / Phil Spector - A Christmas Gift For You from Phil Spector / MFXXII)

• March 2nd, 2015
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Good fucking evening, perverts!  Your humble host is tired… so fucking tired, but here I am to deliver another enthralling installment of albums from the two 1,001 Albums lists and miscellaneous fucktacularity.  For those of you especially observant perverts, let me offer an explanation why I’ve included another one of my albums at the beginning of this podcast instead of one of the official 1,001 albums at the end (as would be true to the alternating sequence I’ve established thus far): the official album we’ve arrived at is… a fucking Christmas album.


First off, let me heartily say: FUCK Xmas music.  Forever.  Any-fucking-body who’s ever had the misfortune of working a retail job around the holidays would most likely agree with me on that sentiment.  The only Xmas music that will ever appear on my personal 1,001 list is Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics, and only because it’s more of an anti-Xmas album than anything else.


Second, I don’t fucking care who sings or plays whatever Xmas music it is.  I’m done with it all.  So, instead of making this Xmas album its own entry on my podcast site, I decided to just include it at the end of this podcast.  Specifically because I don’t give a shit about it, and I rather firmly doubt any of you do either.


Third, to make it somewhat bearable in the event you do actually decide to listen to it, I took the entire album and sped it up by 300 fucking percent, along with pitching it up by 6 semitones.  So, it sounds like Xmas music done by the Chipmunks if they were fucking tweakers.


ANY-FUCKIN’-WAY, the album from MY list that kicks this whole thing off is by a… band… or group… or a couple of college students who got high and recorded an album in less than the time of a sitcom episode.  The name of the group/band/wtfever is, get this, My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit.  The album is called Satan Gets An Abortion.  Let me just say, dearest perverts, I’ve had many wishes in life.  I wish so hard that I could’ve been there for the creation of this album.  I think it’s fucking hilarious, but then again, I’m a psychotic fucking retard and everything I say is bullshit.  WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD TRUST ME, TRUST MY TASTE AND TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM.


Or not.  Fuck you.  RANT RANT RANT RANT RANTY MCRANTRANT!!!


There… that proved something.  I love yelling about stupid shit to stupid people who are mostly deaf to anything that doesn’t have anything to do with them.  Much like yelling at corpses.  Yay!!! Yelling at corpses!!!


Alright… I’m done now.  Yojne.


Blah-blah-blahhhhhgs:

http://tinyurl.com/20150302blogMPIMOD

http://tinyurl.com/20150302blogPS



01 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Conception of the Son of Lucifer (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:02:35]


02 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Unholy Mother Lectures The Devil About Safe Sex (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:02:50]


03 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Wishes His Mother Would Shut The Fuck Up (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:03:29]


04 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Considers The Unpopular Birthing Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:04:13]


05 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Demon Protestors Heckle Satan As He Stands In Front Of The Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:04:43]


06 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Unholy Mother Convinces Him Of The Immorality Of Abortion (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:05:32]


07 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Undead Feminists Guide Him (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:05:59]


08 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Jesus Laughs From Afar (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:06:16]


09 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - A Collective Reflection On The Fall Of The Angels (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:07:10]


10 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Quickly Masturbates Before The Procedure (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:07:32]


11 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Abortion (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:08:06]


12 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Strings His Guitar With The Intestines Of The Unborn Fetus (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:08:42]


13 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Fetus Gently Coos From Heaven (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:09:43]


14 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Describes The Uses He Will Have Of The Fetus’ Flesh (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:11:06]


15 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - A Colony Of Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:12:41]


16 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - A Colony Of Baby Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:17:36]


17 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan’s Commentary (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:21:04]


18 Moral Decline - Fuck Rednecks (from… Youtube… maybe some album somewhere… I don’t fuckin’ know) [00:26:57]


19 Insane Clown Posse - Your Rebel Flag (from Carnival Of Carnage) [00:29:14]


20 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - Enter Eva (from Enter Eva) [00:33:37]


21 The Pierces - Boring (from Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) [00:38:19]


22 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:41:44]


23 Defrag - Till It Disappeared (from Lament Element) [00:43:13]


24 Darkest Hour - Demon(s) (from Deliver Us) [00:46:51]


25 From Autumn To Ashes - No Trivia (from The Fiction We Live) [00:50:38]


26 Peeping Tom - Mojo (feat. Rahzel & Dan The Automator) (from Peeping Tom) [00:54:45]


27 Mr. Bungle - Retrovertigo (from California) [00:58:23]


28 The Cranberries - Dying In The Sun (from Bury The Hatchet) [01:03:18]


29 David Bowie - Bring Me The Disco King (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Underworld OST) [01:06:45]


30 Rammstein - Klavier (from Sehnsucht) [01:12:50]


31 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [01:17:08]


32 Metallica - To Live Is To Die (from …And Justice For All) [01:21:03]


33 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [01:30:51]


34 Tool - Disposition (from Lateralus) [01:40:12]


35 The Bleeding Alarm - Beauty In Destruction (from Beauty In Destruction) [01:44:56]


36 Rammstein - Nebel (from Mutter) [01:49:13]


37 Darkest Hour - Tranquil (from Undoing Ruin) [01:54:04]


38 Trust Company - Hover (from Underworld OST) [02:00:23]


39 The Haunted - Forensick (from The Haunted) [02:03:30]


40 Tool - Ticks & Leeches (from Lateralus) [02:07:42]


41 Marilyn Manson - Minute Of Decay (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:15:47]


42 David Bowie - Space Oddity (from Space Oddity) [02:20:16]


43 Elton John - Rocket Man (I Think It’s Going to Be a Long, Long Time) (from Rocket Man: The Definitive Hits) [02:25:26]


44 Phil Spector - A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector (300% speed, 6 semitones pitched up) [02:30:03]


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1,001 Albums: Album 0036: Bob Dylan - The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan

• February 23rd, 2015
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Again, not going to try selling you on Bob Dylan, one of the most well-known artists in the world.  Either you like him or you don’t.

Blog entry:

(insert ‘yojne’ here)

01 Bob Dylan - Blowin’ In The Wind (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:00:00]

02 Bob Dylan - Girl From The North Country (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:02:44]

03 Bob Dylan - Masters Of War (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:06:01]

04 Bob Dylan - Down The Highway (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:10:31]

05 Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan’s Blues (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:13:53]

06 Bob Dylan - A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:16:10]

07 Bob Dylan - Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:23:01]

08 Bob Dylan - Bob Dylan’s Dream (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:26:37]

09 Bob Dylan - Oxford Town (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:31:36]

10 Bob Dylan - Talking World War III Blues (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:33:21]

11 Bob Dylan - Corrina, Corrina (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:39:45]

12 Bob Dylan - Honey, Just Allow Me One More Chance (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:42:24]

13 Bob Dylan - I Shall Be Free (from The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan) [00:44:20]

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MondayWTF Aural Sex: 2015-02-23 (Paul’s 1,001 Albums: Album 0036: Mr. Bungle - Disco Volante / MFXXI)

• February 23rd, 2015
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Good morftervning, vertpers!  Welcome to another nipple-throbbingly exciting edition of Monday WTF Aural Sex!  Today.in.thisfuckinpodcast.I’vegotforyou.the.36th.album.in.mypersonal1,001albumslist.  Mr. Bungle’s epically chaotic exercise in exquisite musical terrorism, Disco Volante!  After that… moremiscellaneousfucktacularity.  All one word, that.  If you don’t believe me, fuck you.  You’re probably the type of prick I’d love to see choke to death from being force-fed carnivorous worms…

Anyway, apart from all that, I’ve got Bob Dylan’s album about freewheelin’… whatever the fuck that means.  The Freewheelin’ Bob Dylan.  So, like, his wheels were slaves before, but now… THEY’RE FREE!!!  FREE THE WHEELS!!! FREE THE FUCKING WHEELS!!! DO IT!!!

HERE ARE THE BLOGS!!!!  DON’T BOTHER READING THEM!!!

*sigh*

And yojne.  If you want.  You don’t have to.  You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to.  You’re free.  Enjoy your freedom, you lazy prick.  :)


01 Mr. Bungle - Everyone I Went To High School With Is Dead (from Disco Volante) [00:01:04]

02 Mr. Bungle - Chemical Marriage (from Disco Volante) [00:03:48]

03 Mr. Bungle - Sleep (Part II): Carry Stress In The Jaw/The Secret Song (from Disco Volante) [00:06:58]

04 Mr. Bungle - Desert Search For Techno Allah (from Disco Volante) [00:15:57]

05 Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica (from Disco Volante) [00:21:17]

06 Mr. Bungle - After School Special (from Disco Volante) [00:26:27]

07 Mr. Bungle - Sleep (Part III): Phlegmatics (from Disco Volante) [00:29:14]

08 Mr. Bungle - Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz (from Disco Volante) [00:32:29]

09 Mr. Bungle - The Bends: [Man Overboard/The Drowning Flute/Aqua Swing/Follow The Bubbles/Duet For Guitar And Oxygen Tank/Nerve Damage/Screaming Bends/Panic In Blue/Love On The Event Horizon/Re-Entry] (from Disco Volante) [00:38:35]

10 Mr. Bungle - Backstrokin’ (from Disco Volante) [00:49:01]

11 Mr. Bungle - Platypus (from Disco Volante) [00:51:27]

12 Mr. Bungle - Merry Go Bye Bye/Nothing (from Disco Volante) [00:56:35]

13 LOLI RIPE - Lol Fun Musics (from Lol Fun Musics) [01:09:33]

14 East West Blast Test - Don’t Drink The Atwater (from Popular Music For Unpopular People) [01:09:45]

15 ehafh - test driving a cat brain (from i bet cthulhu plays nintendo) [01:10:44]

16 Skrillex & Wolfgang Gartner - The Devil’s Den (from Bangarang) [01:11:34]

17 Letters In Binary - Doing Pushups With One Broken Arm Is Easier Than With Two (from Pretty And Perpendicular) [01:16:20]

18 Lacuna Coil - Our Truth (from Karmacode) [01:17:45]

19 E Nomina - Vater Unser (from Das Beste Aus... Gottes Beitrag Und Teufels Werk (Disc 1)) [01:21:46]

20 LAXX - Untouchable (from Step Free) [01:25:03]

21 Evanescence - Haunted (from Fallen) [01:29:31]

22 Ed Gein - You Suck At Life… And I’m Not Talking About The Board Game. (from It’s A Shame…) [01:32:35]

23 Walls Of Jericho - No Saving Me (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [01:35:14]

24 LOLI RIPE - Hurrrrrrrrr.... (from jody) [01:39:17]

25 Lo Key - The Devil Tree (from Shadowland) [01:40:08]

26 Labrat - Can’t Catch Up (from Break The Cage EP) [01:44:17]

27 E-Town Concrete - End Of The Rainbow (from Time 2 Shine) [01:47:56]

28 A Perfect Circle - Gravity (from Thirteenth Step) [01:50:59]

29 From Autumn To Ashes - Short Stories With Tragic Endings (from Too Bad You’re Beautiful) [01:55:57]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0035: Krewella - Get Wet / The Beatles - With The Beatles

• February 22nd, 2015
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Hellloooooo, perverts!  Tonight, I've got a DUBSTEP album for ya.  I know, right?  "Robot porn?"  You bet your fuckin' ass.  Actually, betting your fuckin' ass would probably make you a hooker, and I wouldn't assume such a thing about any of you.

Tonight, I've got Krewella's debut album, "Get Wet," and The Beatles album, "With The Beatles."  How the fuck could you go wrong with either one?  I mean, if you don't like dubstep or early Beatles material, then I guess this one is all wrong entirely.  Or maybe it's you, dear pervert, who is wrong.

Anyway, here are the blogs:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.  Yojne.


01 Krewella - Live For The Night (from Get Wet) [00:00:00]

02 Krewella - We Go Down (from Get Wet) [00:03:26]

03 Krewella - Come & Get It (from Get Wet) [00:06:31]

04 Krewella - Enjoy The Ride (from Get Wet) [00:09:56]

05 Krewella - We Are One (from Get Wet) [00:13:27]

06 Krewella - Dancing With The Devil (feat. Travis Barker & Patrick Stump) (from Get Wet) [00:18:03]

07 Krewella - Alive (from Get Wet) [00:22:01]

08 Krewella - Pass The Love Around (from Get Wet) [00:26:51]

09 Krewella - Ring Of Fire (from Get Wet) [00:30:07]

10 Krewella - Human (from Get Wet) [00:34:30]

11 Krewella - Killin’ It (from Get Wet) [00:37:45]

12 Krewella - This Is Not The End (feat. Pegboard Nerds) (from Get Wet) [00:41:11]

13 Krewella - Lights & Thunder (feat. Gareth Emery) (from Get Wet) [00:45:03]

14 Krewella - Enjoy The Ride (Acoustic Version) (from Get Wet) [00:49:45]

15 The Beatles - It Won’t Be Long (from With The Beatles) [00:53:10]

16 The Beatles - All I’ve Got To Do (from With The Beatles) [00:55:22]

17 The Beatles - All My Loving (from With The Beatles) [00:57:24]

18 The Beatles - Don’t Bother Me (from With The Beatles) [00:59:31]

19 The Beatles - Little Child (from With The Beatles) [01:01:58]

20 The Beatles - Till There Was You (from With The Beatles) [01:03:43]

21 The Beatles - Please Mister Postman (from With The Beatles) [01:05:58]

22 The Beatles - Roll Over Beethoven (from With The Beatles) [01:08:32]

23 The Beatles - Hold Me Tight (from With The Beatles) [01:11:17]

24 The Beatles - You Really Got A Hold On Me (from With The Beatles) [01:13:48]

25 The Beatles - I Wanna Be Your Man (from With The Beatles) [01:16:48]

26 The Beatles - Devil In Her Heart (from With The Beatles) [01:18:45]

27 The Beatles - Not A Second Time (from With The Beatles) [01:21:10]

28 The Beatles - Money (That’s What I Want) (from With The Beatles) [01:23:16]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0034: ††† -††† / Ray Price - Night Life

• February 21st, 2015
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Haylow, parvirts!  Tonight I've got one awesome album, and one... meh album.  The first one is a Chino Moreno (of the Deftones) side project called ††† (pronounced "Crosses") with their self-titled debut album.  The next one is from a country artist named Ray Price.

Right off the bat, this being a Chino Moreno project, you ought to be all over this one.  It's similar to one of his other projects: Team Sleep.  Very mellow, but as beautiful as anything else Chino touches.

Also, right off the bat (whatever the fuck that means), the next album is country.  Granted, it's older country, which tends to be better than 9/10ths of country music from the past 20 years.  But still... I just can't get into all the guitar twanging.  It hits my ear and makes me cringe.

Anyway, here are the blogs:

Yoj... ne.


01 ††† - †HIS IS A †RICK (from †††) [00:00:00]

02 ††† - †ELEPA†HY (from †††) [00:03:06]

03 ††† - BI†CHES BREW (from †††) [00:06:41]

04 ††† - †HHOLYGHS† (from †††) [00:10:11]

05 ††† - †ROPHY (from †††) [00:14:36]

06 ††† - †HE EPILOGUE (from †††) [00:18:31]

07 ††† - BERMUDA LOCKE† (from †††) [00:22:27]

08 ††† - FRON†IERS (from †††) [00:26:09]

09 ††† - NINE†EEN NINE†Y FOUR (from †††) [00:30:11]

10 ††† - OP†ION (from †††) [00:34:28]

11 ††† - NINE†EEN EIGH†Y SEVEN (from †††) [00:38:52]

12 ††† - BLK S†ALLION (from †††) [00:42:05]

13 ††† - † (from †††) [00:45:13]

14 ††† - PRURIEN† (from †††) [00:48:07]

15 ††† - DEA†H BELL (from †††) [00:52:12]

16 Ray Price - Introduction and Theme - Night Life (from Night Life) [00:56:25]

17 Ray Price - Lonely Street (from Night Life) [01:03:13]

18 Ray Price - The Wild Side Of Life (from Night Life) [01:06:13]

19 Ray Price - Sittin’ And Thinkin’ (from Night Life) [01:09:09]

20 Ray Price - The Twenty Fourth Hour (from Night Life) [01:11:52]

21 Ray Price - A Girl In The Night (from Night Life) [01:14:44]

22 Ray Price - Pride (from Night Life) [01:17:30]

23 Ray Price - There’s No Fool Like A Young Fool (from Night Life) [01:20:05]

24 Ray Price - If She Could See Me Now (from Night Life) [01:23:00]

25 Ray Price - Bright Lights And Blonde-Haired Women (from Night Life) [01:25:39]

26 Ray Price - Are You Sure (from Night Life) [01:28:03]

27 Ray Price - Let Me Talk To You (from Night Life) [01:30:24]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0033: Otto Von Schirach - Spine Serpents From Sperm Island / Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Jazz Samba

• February 20th, 2015
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What's shakin', perverts?  Tonight, I've got a real treat.  Well, I consider it a treat because I fuckin' love this pick of mine.  Anyway, tonight I've got Otto Von Schirach's album, "Spine Serpents From Sperm Island," alongside Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd's album, "Jazz Samba."

If you enjoy bizarre electronic music, you'll love the OVS album.  If you like the song, "Girl/Boy From Ipanema," you'll most likely dig the Jazz Samba album.  Very similar style throughout.

Here are the blogs:

Aaaand... YOJNE!


01 Otto Von Schirach - Feed (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:00:00]

02 Otto Von Schirach - Zombie Prom (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:00:22]

03 Otto Von Schirach - Spine Serpents of Sperm Island (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:03:57]

04 Otto Von Schirach - Another Night Another Rave (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:05:40]

05 Otto Von Schirach - Sliced Doves On Codeine (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:10:13]

06 Otto Von Schirach - Satanic Unicorn Orgy (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:15:57]

07 Otto Von Schirach - DJ Hepatitis Hamburger (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:19:20]

08 Otto Von Schirach - S.T.D. Puke On Me (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:20:16]

09 Otto Von Schirach - Ovulation Celebration (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:23:07]

10 Otto Von Schirach - Coffin Odor (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:28:07]

11 Otto Von Schirach - Fried Eggs In My Ear (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:29:12]

12 Otto Von Schirach - Waltz Of The Pineapple (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:32:25]

13 Otto Von Schirach - Donkeycore (Miniature Stallion Mix) (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:35:26]

14 Otto Von Schirach - Haunted Hotel In The December Wind (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:38:49]

15 Otto Von Schirach - The Kotex Necro (DSP Instrumental) (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island) [00:43:39]

16 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Desafinado (from Jazz Samba) [00:50:43]

17 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Samba Dees Days (from Jazz Samba) [00:56:30]

18 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - O Pato (from Jazz Samba) [01:00:02]

19 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Samba Triste (from Jazz Samba) [01:02:31]

20 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Samba De Uma Mota So (from Jazz Samba) [01:07:18]

21 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Ex Luxo So (from Jazz Samba) [01:13:29]

22 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Bahia (Aka ‘Baia) (from Jazz Samba) [01:17:10]

23 Stan Getz & Charlie Byrd - Desafinado - 45 RPM Issue (from Jazz Samba) [01:23:43]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0032: BLÆRG - Dysphoric Sonorities / Booker T. & The M.G.s - Green Onions

• February 19th, 2015
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Hello YET AGAIN, perverts!  Today, I've got another two fucktacular albums for your eager earholes.  Today, I've got the remarkable breakcore artist, BLÆRG, with his album, "Dysphoric Sonorities," alongside the bluesy Booker T. & The M.G.s' album, "Green Onions."

BLÆRG is a breakcore artist whose music is accessible enough to appeal to people who wouldn't normally venture into such an abrasive and erratic subgenre of EDM.  He utilizes a very interesting assortment of instruments in pretty much all the music I've heard by him.  Very, very good stuff, and I hope you'll give it a listen.

Booker T. & The M.G.s might sound unfamiliar to you, but if you listen to the song, "Mo' Onions," you'll most likely recognize it from innumerable movies (especially ones from the early 90s).  Good stuff overall.  Very Wurlitzery blues. (For those who don't know, a Wurlitzer is an iconic synthesizer).

Anyway, here are the blogs:

Aaaaand...

*gasp*

yojne.


01 BLÆRG - Profane Esoterica (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:00:00]

02 BLÆRG - Thrice Vexed (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:03:14]

03 BLÆRG - Ebullient Leitmotif (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:09:02]

04 BLÆRG - Crepuscular Harlotry (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:12:12]

05 BLÆRG - Unmitigated Verbosity (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:15:11]

06 BLÆRG - Hermaphrodite Android’s Cumshot Infinity (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:19:26]

07 BLÆRG - Earth Hurdles (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:23:31]

08 BLÆRG - Luminescent Dermabrasion (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:26:52]

09 BLÆRG - Titanium Cicada (from Dysphoric Sonorities) [00:30:47]

10 Booker T. & The MG’s - Green Onions (from Green Onions) [00:34:06]

11 Booker T. & The MG’s - Rinky-Dink (from Green Onions) [00:36:38]

12 Booker T. & The MG’s - I Got A Woman (from Green Onions) [00:40:32]

13 Booker T. & The MG’s - Mo’ Onions (from Green Onions) [00:43:40]

14 Booker T. & The MG’s - Twist And Shout (from Green Onions) [00:46:35]

15 Booker T. & The MG’s - Behave Yourself (from Green Onions) [00:50:08]

16 Booker T. & The MG’s - Stranger On The Shore (from Green Onions) [00:53:32]

17 Booker T. & The MG’s - Lonely Avenue (from Green Onions) [00:56:27]

18 Booker T. & The MG’s - One Who Really Loves You (from Green Onions) [00:58:51]

19 Booker T. & The MG’s - You Can’t Sit Down (from Green Onions) [01:01:31]

20 Booker T. & The MG’s - A Woman, A Lover, A Friend (from Green Onions) [01:03:53]

21 Booker T. & The MG’s - Comin’ Home Baby (from Green Onions) [01:06:03]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0031: GWAR - This Toilet Earth / Ray Charles - Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music

• February 18th, 2015
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Hello again, my dearest perverts!  Today, I've got the album that introduced me to the alien rulers of Earth: GWAR's, "This Toilet Earth."  After that, the pace doesn't just change... it gets flipped on its ass.  After that is another Ray Charles album: "Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music."

I first heard about GWAR through Beavis & Butthead (the medium through which I found out about a TON of awesome music, by the way).  Beavis & Butthead are totally fanatical about GWAR.  The end goal of both the Super Nintendo and the Sega Genesis Beavis & Butthead games is to get tickets to a GWAR concert.  Honestly, even if you're not that into the punk metal style of their music, you've got to appreciate their creativity and boldness in their donning immense and elaborate foam rubber suits on stage.

As far as the Ray Charles album goes, well, the album title is a total misnomer, in my opinion.  I have yet to acquire a taste for country music, and this album is more of what Ray Charles is known for than any sort of country music.  If you liked the last Ray Charles album that appeared on this list, you'll most likely enjoy this one, too.

Here are the blogs:

Yoooooooooooooooojjjjjjjjjjjjjnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


01 GWAR - Saddam a Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth) [00:00:00]

02 GWAR - Penis I See (from This Toilet Earth) [00:02:31]

03 GWAR - Eat Steel (from This Toilet Earth) [00:05:26]

04 GWAR - Jack The World (from This Toilet Earth) [00:06:55]

05 GWAR - Sonderkommando (from This Toilet Earth) [00:09:18]

06 GWAR - Bad Bad Men (from This Toilet Earth) [00:14:12]

07 GWAR - Pepperoni (from This Toilet Earth) [00:17:20]

08 GWAR - The Insidious Soliloquy of Skulheadface (from This Toilet Earth) [00:19:02]

09 GWAR - B.D.F. (from This Toilet Earth) [00:24:18]

10 GWAR - Fight (from This Toilet Earth) [00:26:41]

11 GWAR - The Issue of Tissue (Spacecake) (from This Toilet Earth) [00:27:37]

12 GWAR - Pocket Pool (from This Toilet Earth) [00:30:47]

13 GWAR - Slap U Around (from This Toilet Earth) [00:33:15]

14 GWAR - Krak Down (from This Toilet Earth) [00:35:54]

15 GWAR - Filthy Flow (from This Toilet Earth) [00:39:16]

16 GWAR - The Obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 (from This Toilet Earth) [00:41:30]

17 Ray Charles - Bye Bye Love (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [00:44:11]

18 Ray Charles - You Don’t Know Me (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [00:46:23]

19 Ray Charles - Half As Much (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [00:49:39]

20 Ray Charles - I Love You So Much It Hurts (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [00:53:06]

21 Ray Charles - Just A Little Lovin’ (Will Go A Long Way) (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [00:56:40]

22 Ray Charles - Born To Lose (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:00:09]

23 Ray Charles - Worried Mind (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:03:26]

24 Ray Charles - It Makes No Difference Now (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:06:22]

25 Ray Charles - You Win Again (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:09:56]

26 Ray Charles - Careless Love (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:13:26]

27 Ray Charles - I Can’t Stop Loving You (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:17:25]

28 Ray Charles - Hey, Good Lookin’ (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:21:39]

29 Ray Charles - You Are My Sunshine (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:23:50]

30 Ray Charles - Here We Go Again (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:26:49]

31 Ray Charles - That Lucky Old Sun (Just Rolls Around Heaven) (from Modern Sounds In Country & Western Music) [01:30:06]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0030: Die Antwoord - Ten$ion / Bill Evans - Sunday at the Village Vanguard

• February 17th, 2015
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Hellloooo perverts!  Today, we've got two especially awesome albums: Die Antwoord's "Ten$ion," and Bill Evans, "Sunday At The Village Vanguard."  One is bizarre techno hip-hop from South Africa, the other is a live jazz piano album.  How can ya go wrong?

Here are the blogs:

Y-O-J-N-E!

01 Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 1 (from Ten$ion) [00:00:00]

02 Die Antwoord - I Fink U Freeky (from Ten$ion) [00:02:50]

03 Die Antwoord - Pielie (Skit) (from Ten$ion) [00:07:30]

04 Die Antwoord - Hey Sexy (from Ten$ion) [00:07:39]

05 Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom (from Ten$ion) [00:12:48]

06 Die Antwoord - Zefside Zol (Interlude) (from Ten$ion) [00:16:34]

07 Die Antwoord - So What (from Ten$ion) [00:17:30]

08 Die Antwoord - Uncle Jimmy (Skit) (from Ten$ion) [00:21:20]

09 Die Antwoord - Baby’s On Fire (from Ten$ion) [00:22:41]

10 Die Antwoord - U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck (from Ten$ion) [00:26:37]

11 Die Antwoord - Fok Julie Naaiers (from Ten$ion) [00:29:53]

12 Die Antwoord - DJ Hi-Tek Rulez (from Ten$ion) [00:33:48]

13 Die Antwoord - Never Le Nkemise 2 (from Ten$ion) [00:35:23]

14 Bill Evans - Gloria’s Step (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [00:38:44]

15 Bill Evans - Man’s Gone Now (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [00:44:56]

16 Bill Evans - Solar (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [00:51:21]

17 Bill Evans - Alice In Wonderland (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [01:00:18]

18 Bill Evans - All Of You (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [01:08:50]

19 Bill Evans - Jade Visions (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [01:17:10]

20 Bill Evans - Gloria’s Step (Alt. Take) (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [01:21:05]

21 Bill Evans - Alice In Wonderland (Alt. Take) (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [01:28:01]

22 Bill Evans - All Of You (Alt. Take) (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [01:35:02]

23 Bill Evans - Jade Visions (Alt. Take) (from Sunday At The Village Vanguard) [01:43:07]

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1,001 Albums: Album 0029: Portishead - Portishead

• February 16th, 2015
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The 29th album on my personal 1,001 list: Portishead’s self-titled album.  This one was the first album I bought by them, although the first song I heard, “Roads,” is on their debut album, “Dummy.”  I heard it on the movie Tank Girl.  Awesome flick for those of you who don’t know already.


Here’s the blog (for those of you who weren’t paying attention the first time):

http://tinyurl.com/20150216blogP


01 Portishead - Cowboys (from Portishead) [00:00:00]


02 Portishead - All Mine (from Portishead) [00:04:38]


03 Portishead - Undenied (from Portishead) [00:08:37]


04 Portishead - Half Day Closing (from Portishead) [00:12:56]


05 Portishead - Over (from Portishead) [00:16:43]


06 Portishead - Humming (from Portishead) [00:20:36]


07 Portishead - Mourning Air (from Portishead) [00:26:36]


08 Portishead - Seven Months (from Portishead) [00:30:45]


09 Portishead - Only You (from Portishead) [00:35:01]


10 Portishead - Elysium (from Portishead) [00:39:58]


11 Portishead - Western Eyes (from Portishead) [00:45:52]


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