Wwwwwwelcome to another monkey-funkin’ Monday, my dearest deviants, and of course, another exquisite edition of the magnificent Monday Morning Aural fuckin’ sex! This one’s the second installment in my Pervert Appreciation Series: the Don’t Grab Gray Boys, Grab Graboyes Edition! This is dedicated to my dear friend Josh and his general awesomeness. He’s been my gaming buddy for about 2 ½ years now, and he’s helped keep me relatively sane through a lot of idiotic nonsense in that short time. He also hooked me up with a super, ultra, gourmet edition of a game that has come to be one of my absolute favorites of all time: Saints Row IV. For all that, I am eternally grateful, and that deserves a goddamn podcast in my opinion. So crank the fuckin’ yojne knobs for this one, perverts, ‘cause if you’re as cool and crazy as we are, you’re gonna loooove this shit right here.

01 Ephixa - Lost Woods (Dubstep Remix) (from Zelda Step) [00:00:28]

02 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon (from Circus One) [00:04:17]

03 The Lonely Island - I’m on a Boat (feat. T-Pain) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:09:18]

04 Loituma - Levas Polka (Basshunter Remix) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:11:51]

05 Lindsey Stirling - Assassin’s Creed III Theme (from Assassin’s Creed III Single) [00:15:22]

06 Hooky - Sonic The Hedgehog: Green Hill Zone (Dubstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/itshooky) [00:18:07]

07 Skrillex - Ruffneck (FULL Flex) (Original Mix) (from More Monsters and Sprites EP) [00:22:14]

08 Nightcore - Dam Dadi Doo (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:25:56]

09 Hixxy, Dougal & Gammer - Phase to Phase (feat. Lisa Marie) (from True Hardcore 2) [00:28:39]

10 Clockwork - Titan (from Saints Row IV OST - Mad Decent 106.9) [00:32:39]

11 Pendulum - Self vs. Self (feat. In Flames) (from Immersion) [00:37:41]

12 Skrillex - Make It Bun Dem (feat. Damian Marley) (from Make It Bun Dem Single) [00:42:21]

13 Infected Mushroom - Sa’eed (from Legend of the Black Shawarma) [00:45:47]

14 ZiGZaG HACKER - V^3 (Hello World) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [00:52:22]

15 DJ Sharpnel - Poison Air Wave (from S.E.X. - Sound of Extreme) [00:54:05]

16 Flux Pavilion - I Can’t Stop (from Circus One) [00:58:22]

17 Filo & Peri - Anthem (feat. Eric Lumiere) (from Trance Maniacs Party - Sun (Special Summer Edition ’08)) [01:03:22]

18 Nightmare - Epileptic Crisis (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [01:11:02]

19 Pendulum - Propane Nightmares (from In Silico) [01:13:00]

20 Infected Mushroom - Send Me An Angel (from Army of Mushrooms) [01:17:48]

21 E-Type - The Original You (from Loud Pipes Save Lives) [01:25:06]

22 Furries In A Blender - Radioactive Rats (GLaDOS Edit) (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [01:28:18]

23 Muse - Assassin (from Black Holes and Revelations) [01:30:16]

24 Linkin Park - Frgt/10 (Alchemist feat. Chali 2na) (from Reanimation) [01:33:44]

25 LFOMG - Mortal Kombat (Extended Mix) (from soundcloud.com/lfomg) [01:37:14]

26 Doctor P - Tetris (from Tetris Single) [01:42:45]

27 Furries In A Blender - Hide and Seek (Wikked Remix) (from I Am Sinistar (Trimmed)) [01:46:23]

28 Infected Mushroom - Suliman (from Vicious Delicious) [01:50:58]

29 Toadally Krossed Out - Cray (feat. RiFF RAFF) (from Saints Row IV OST - Mad Decent 106.9) [01:57:05]

30 Skrillex - Kyoto (feat. Sirah) (from Bangarang) [02:01:11]

31 -12insomnia- - Gravity Blast (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [02:04:29]

32 Hixxy - More & More (from Numerous Hardcore Compilations) [02:06:39]

33 Lindsey Stirling - Elements (from Lindsey Stirling) [02:12:44]

34 Foggy - Come… (Into My Dream) (from Best of Trance Vol. 3) [02:16:48]

35 Infected Mushroom - Riders on the Storm (from Infected Mushroom Presents The Doors Remixed (Unreleased LP)) [02:20:02]

36 Muse - The 2nd Law - Unsustainable (from The 2nd Law (Deluxe Edition)) [02:24:20]

37 Pendulum - Tarantula (feat. Fresh, $pyda & Tenor Fly) (from Hold Your Colour) [02:28:06]

38 Linkin Park - My_Dsmbr (Mickey P. feat. Kelli Ali) (from Reanimation) [02:33:08]

39 Hybrid - If I Survive (from Wide Angle) [02:37:22]

40 Fort Minor - Get Me Gone (from The Rising Tied) [02:46:04]

41 Muse - Time Is Running Out (from Absolution) [02:48:00]

42 Linkin Park - Lying From You (from Meteora) [02:51:54]

43 Pendulum - Encoder (from Immersion) [02:54:49]

44 Skrillex - Summit (feat. Ellie Goulding) (from Bangarang) [02:59:30]

45 Fort Minor - Kenji (from The Rising Tied) [03:05:35]

46 Aquaelie - 魔女達の舞踏会 (The Witches Ball) ~ Magus (from Stepmania - FiGGiE & Jewy’s Propane and Propane Accessories Pack) [03:09:21]

47 Aphex Twin - N, ∆Mᵢ⁻¹=−α ∑ Dᵢ[η][ ∑ Fjᵢ[η−1]+Fextᵢ [η⁻¹]], η=1 j∈C{ᵢ} (from Window Licker) [03:11:58]

48 Steve Jablonsky - Gears Keep Turning (from Gears of War 3 OST) [03:17:37]

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Maternally fornicating deviants! Welcome to the F-f-f-f-f-f-f-andom as R-r-r-r-r-r-r-uck-k-k-k-k-k-k-k Edition Vol. ?!! What is an “interrobang,” you might ask? Well, it’s used to symbolize an exclaimed question, although the etymology of the word could amusingly be interpreted, if one were so inclined, as a case in which one loudly (albeit internally) asks oneself “Why am I banging this person?!” or even an expression that conveys more frustration like, “Should I bang that cross-eyed Asian midget or not?!” You see roughly where I’m going with this, yes? Yes. Anyway, enough of my maniacal jibber jabber. It is time for yojne!

01 …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - Worlds Apart (from Worlds Apart) [00:00:46]

02 Melt-Banana - SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (from Cactuses Come In Flocks) [00:03:09]

03 GWAR - Fishfuck (from We Kill Everything) [00:03:31]

04 Kindzadza - Inner Vibration (from Waves From Inner Space) [00:05:15]

05 After The Burial - Your Troubles Will Cease and Fortune Will Smile Upon You (from In Dreams) [00:12:40]

06 Kelly - Txt Msg Brkup (from Shoes) [00:17:13]

07 Machine Gun Kelly - Edge of Destruction (feat. Tech N9ne & Twista) (from Lace Up) [00:21:01]

08 Type O Negative - Fay Wray Come Out and Play (from Bloody Kisses) [00:26:06]

09 Type O Negative - Kill All The White People (from Bloody Kisses) [00:27:09]

10 GWAR - Saddam A Go-Go (from This Toilet Earth) [00:30:32]

11 Airi - Rainy (from Dreamio 1.0) [00:33:02]

12 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion) [00:39:33]

13 Merry Men Singers - Men In Tights (from Robin Hood: Men In Tights OST) [00:47:37]

14 Mantis - Insomnia VIP (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:48:57]

15 Fear Factory - Christploitation (from Mechanize) [00:53:56]

16 Melt-Banana - In x Out = Bug (from Speak Squeak Creak) [00:58:51]

17 Chamillionaire - The Evening News (from Ultimate Victory) [01:00:08]

18 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [01:04:15]

19 Kidneythieves - Arsenal (from Zerøspace) [01:08:28]

20 GWAR - Krosstika (from War Party) [01:13:40]

21 Kittie - Never Come Home (from I’ve Failed You) [01:17:07]

22 Louis C.K. - Suck a Bag of Dicks (from Shameless) [01:20:15]

23 Adventure Club - Spiritus Sancti (Boondock Saints Tribute) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:28:51]

24 GWAR - Sick of You (from Scumdogs of the Universe) [01:33:22]

25 Bad Brains - I (from Rock For Light) [01:36:29]

26 Melt-Banana - Bored Elephant (from Cactuses Come In Flocks) [01:38:22]

27 Kamelot - Forever (from Karma) [01:40:02]

28 Tony Iommi - Time Is Mine (feat. Phil Anselmo) (from Iommi) [01:44:06]

29 Black Flag - Revenge (feat. Tom Araya) (from Rise Above - 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three) [01:48:56]

30 GWAR - Gor-Gor (from Amerika Must Be Destroyed) [01:49:48]

31 Fear Factory - Pisschrist (from Demanufacture) [01:54:06]

32 Team Sleep - Kool Aid Party (feat. Mike Patton) (from Broyhill Demos) [01:59:20]

33 Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (feat. Mike Patton) (from Charlie EP) [02:04:40]

34 Rollins Band - Going Out Strange (from Nice) [02:06:19]

35 Hemophiliac - ++*s+s++ (from 50th Birthday Celebration, Vol. 6) [02:11:10]

36 Weird Little Boy - Two Weeks On A Morphine Drip/New Dirt And New Flies/Lorne Green (from Weird Little Boy) [02:20:31]

37 Type O Negative - The Misinterpretation of Silence and Its Disastrous Consequences (Wombs and Tombs Mix) (from The Least Worst Of…) [02:30:35] 

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Perverts! Welcome to the final installment in our glorious Aural Sex Weekend, the Todd Smith All-Star Series Edition! Who is Todd Smith, you might ask? Well, shame on you, you naughty perverts. Todd Smith is the frontman and one of the masterminds behind such exquisite groups as Dog Fashion Disco, Polkadot Cadaver, Knives Out, The Alter Boys and El Creepo! I’ve played Sex from all those groups many times throughout the span of this podcast, so unless you weren’t paying attention at all, you most likely remember a few of those names. Anyway, Todd Smith is a phenomenal lyricist and vocalist, and you’re about to hear what the fuck I’m talking about for your damn selves, so let the yojne commence!

01 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:00:43]

02 Polkadot Cadaver - Opus Dei (from Sex Offender) [00:05:09]

03 El-Creepo! - Arabian Rose (from Aloha) [00:06:01]

04 The Alter Boys - Famine Ghost (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [00:09:40]

05 Knives Out - Pink On The Inside (from Rough Cuts EP) [00:13:43]

06 Dog Fashion Disco - Mushroom Cult (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:17:26]

07 Polkadot Cadaver - Haunted Holiday (from Purgatory Dance Party) [00:21:56]

08 Dog Fashion Disco - 9 To 5 At The Morgue (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [00:23:53]

09 Knives Out - Swollen Mistress (from Rough Cuts EP) [00:28:31]

10 Dog Fashion Disco - Rapist Eyes (from Committed To A Bright Future) [00:32:16]

11 The Alter Boys - Little White Lies (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [00:37:15]

12 Dog Fashion Disco - Day Of The Dead (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [00:42:26]

13 Polkadot Cadaver - Bloodsucker (from Sex Offender) [00:45:56]

14 Dog Fashion Disco - Silent Film (from Adultery) [00:49:52]

15 Polkadot Cadaver - Touch You Like Caligula (from Last Call In Jonestown) [00:52:56]

16 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [00:58:16]

17 Polkadot Cadaver - Starlight Requiem (from Sex Offender) [01:02:43]

18 Dog Fashion Disco - Worm In A Dog’s Heart (from Committed To A Bright Future) [01:06:42]

19 The Alter Boys - Where Have You Gone (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [01:10:24]

20 Dog Fashion Disco - Desert Grave (from Adultery) [01:14:28]

21 El-Creepo! - Lock The World Outside (from Aloha) [01:17:47]

22 Dog Fashion Disco - Vertigo Motel (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:22:12]

23 Polkadot Cadaver - Phantom Limb (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:26:54]

24 Dog Fashion Disco - Private Eye (from Adultery) [01:30:07]

25 Polkadot Cadaver - Rats & Black Widows (from Last Call In Jonestown) [01:33:44]

26 The Alter Boys - Surrounded By Porcelain Flies (from The Exotic Sounds of the Alter Boys) [01:36:50]

27 Polkadot Cadaver - Sex Offender (from Sex Offender) [01:40:42]

28 Dog Fashion Disco - Castaway (from Committed To A Bright Future) [01:45:11]

29 Dog Fashion Disco - The Darkest Days (from Adultery) [01:49:29]

30 Polkadot Cadaver - Chloroform Girl (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:53:49]

31 Dog Fashion Disco - Cartoon Autopsy (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:56:40]

32 Polkadot Cadaver - Forever And A Day (from Sex Offender) [02:02:09]

33 Dog Fashion Disco - The Acid Memoirs (from Committed To A Bright Future) [02:07:37]

34 Polkadot Cadaver - Epilogue (from Last Call In Jonestown) [02:10:48]

35 Dog Fashion Disco - Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy (from Beating A Dead Horse, To Death… Again) [02:13:33]

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Perverts… Welcome to the third installment in the Aural Sex Weekend, the Chill the Fuck Out Edition. Why “Chill the Fuck Out?” Because yesterday marked the final day in my March through Hell. It was the last audio engineering job for a while, and although that does mean I’ll be worrying about money a little more, it also means I’ll be able to fucking relax and recuperate. I suspect I’ll make several new volumes of this type of edition, since I have a loooot of awesome chill out music in my arsenal. Same with the Live Loud and Omitted Questions editions, for that matter. Anyway, kick back, chill the fuck out, and of course, fuckin’ yojne.

01 ††† - Bi†ches Brew (from †††) [00:00:50]

02 Lana Del Ray - Gods & Monsters (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [00:04:18]

03 Oceanlab - Satellite (Floris de Haan Mix) (from Satellite Single) [00:08:10]

04 Dido - Here With Me (from Ultra.Chilled 01 (Disc 1)) [00:12:32]

05 Sons of Perdition - Psalm of Withering (from Psalms for the Spiritually Dead) [00:17:43]

06 Craig Armstrong - Wake Up In New York (feat. Evan Dando) (from As If To Nothing) [00:20:41]

07 Mr. Sam - Surrender (feat. Rami) (John Palmer’s The Sweetest Thing Remix) (from Angels Chill Trance Essentials 1 (Disc 1)) [00:24:05]

08 Massive Attack - Safe From Harm (from Blue Lines) [00:28:25]

09 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Into My Arms (from The Boatman’s Call) [00:33:40]

10 Alpha - Sometime Later (from Come From Heaven) [00:37:49]

11 Buckethead - Ghost (from COLMA) [00:44:47]

12 Tom Waits - Take It With Me (from Mule Variations) [00:50:10]

13 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe) [00:54:19]

14 The Engine Room - A Perfect Lie (Theme Song From Nip/Tuck) (Gabriel & Dresden Remix) (from Nip/Tuck OST) [01:05:42]

15 Thievery Corporation - Lebanese Blonde (from The Mirror Conspiracy) [01:09:09]

16 Palms - Tropics (from Palms) [01:13:48]

17 Astral Projection - Ambient Galaxy (Disco Valley Mix) (from Dancing Galaxy) [01:19:28]

18 Blue Sky Black Death - To The Ends Of The Earth (from NOIR) [01:33:07]

19 Chrysta Bell - Polish Poem (from This Train) [01:36:55]

20 Deftones - Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) (Acoustic) (from B-Sides & Rarities) [01:42:41]

21 Tool - Schism (from Anotomica: A String Tribute To Tool Vol. 1) [01:47:11]

22 Craig Armstrong - This Love (from The Space Between Us) [01:52:28]

23 Deftones - Rosemary (from Koi No Yokan) [01:58:38]

24 Portishead - Small (from Third) [02:05:29]

25 BT - Our Dark Garden (from If The Stars Are Eternal, So Are You And I) [02:12:01]

26 ††† - †rophy (from †††) [02:25:03]

27 Dinah Washington & Max Richter - This Bitter Earth - On The Nature Of Daylight (from Shutter Island OST (Disc 2)) [02:28:52]

28 Julee Cruise - The World Spins (from Floating Into The Night) [02:35:03]

29 Akira Yamaoka - Acceptance (feat. Mary Elizabeth McGlynn) (from Silent Hill: Shattered Memories OST) [02:41:32]

30 Veruca Salt - Aurora (from Tank Girl OST) [02:45:28]

31 Rebekah Del Rio - Crying (Llorando) (from Mulholland Drive OST) [02:49:25]

32 Angelo Badalamenti - Love Letters (feat. Kitty Lester) (from Blue Velvet OST) [02:52:53]

33 Palms - Antarctic Handshake (from Palms) [02:55:22]

34 Deftones - FYIHYD (from B-Sides & Rarities Vol. 2) [03:04:38]

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Perverts!!! Welcome to day two of Aural Sex Weekend and the Omitted Questions Edition. Technically, I already did an omitted questions edition back in 2012, but it was called “.?.” as opposed to spelling it out. So, what are omitted questions you might ask? Well, you just heard one, although technically it wasn’t omitted because I asked it, but fuck it. Omitted questions to me are things we think about, but don’t ask for whatever reason. I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m endlessly fascinated by that: questions gone unasked. Not 100% of the time, of course. Trivial, lazy questions deserve omission, but you get what I mean. Anyway, this edition is full of music that gets me fired up and inquisitive at the least. I hope it’ll do the same for one, some, or even all of you out there. Yojne!

01 System of a Down - Question! (from Mezmerize) [00:00:34]

02 Evol Intent - The Foreward (feat. J Messinian) (from Era of Diversion) [00:03:47]

03 Ministry - Fear (Is Big Business) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:06:19]

04 MDFMK - Control? (from MDFMK) [00:11:10]

05 KMFDM - WWIII (from WWIII) [00:17:03]

06 A Perfect Circle - Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums (from eMOTIVe) [00:21:59]

07 Marilyn Manson - Angel With The Scabbed Wings (Live w/ Intro) (from Dead To The World Tour (VHS Rip)) [00:27:19]

08 Twiztid - Karma (from Man’s Myth) [00:33:24]

09 Dead Kennedys - Advice From Christmas Past (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:37:15]

10 Dead Kennedys - Triumph Of The Swill (from Bedtime For Democracy) [00:38:10]

11 System of a Down - Dreaming (from Hypnotize) [00:40:26]

12 Apathy - 9 To 5 (from Eastern Philosophy) [00:44:24]

13 Eyedea & Abilities - How Much Do You Pay? (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [00:48:20]

14 Insane Clown Posse - How Many Times? (from The Great Milenko) [00:54:15]

15 Diabolic - Perspective (feat. DJ Snips) (from The Foul Play Mixtape) [01:00:35]

16 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers) [01:04:08]

17 Corporate Avenger - Taxes Are Stealing (from Freedom Is A State of Mind) [01:07:41]

18 Evol Intent - Death, Lies & Videotape (feat. Cypher Linguistics) (from Era Of Diversion) [01:12:27]

19 Dead Prez - Propaganda (from Let’s Get Free) [01:15:46]

20 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [01:20:58]

21 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [01:26:15]

22 Sage Francis - Water Line (from Human The Death Dance) [01:29:51]

23 CunninLynguists - Mindstate (from Will Rap For Food) [01:31:53]

24 Creation Is Crucifixion - Child Autonomous (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [01:35:26]

25 Insane Clown Posse - Mental Warp (from Forgotten Freshness Vol. 2) [01:39:52]

26 Dead Kennedys - Kinky Sex (Makes The World Go Around) (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [01:44:20]

27 Doug Stanhope - Democracy Is A Flawed Theory (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:48:34]

28 Doug Stanhope - Trade Out (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:49:27]

29 Doug Stanhope - Not Guilty (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:50:41]

30 Doug Stanhope - Free Country? (from Deadbeat Hero) [01:53:05]

31 PT Grimm - Past The Con (from The Exile) [01:56:41]

32 MDFMK - Missing Time (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST) [02:04:33]

33 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation of Reid) [02:09:07]

34 PT Grimm - The Red Cradle (from The Exile) [02:24:30]

35 PT Grimm - Epitaph (from The Exile) [02:26:05]

36 Defragmentation - Let Go (from Self Construct) [02:30:36]

37 Radiohead - Fitter Happier (from OK Computer) [02:33:20]

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Perverts!!! Welcome to the glorious return and the beginning of a long weekend of Aural.Fucking.Sex! What will that entail, you might ask? Well, I’ll fuckin’ tell ya! That means that every morning this weekend, from Friday to Monday, I’ll be posting a brand spankin’ new edition for your tender earholes to soak in and/or endure. Why am I doing this? Well, again, I’ll fuckin’ tell ya! Because I feel compelled to make up for all the absence this month. You perverts truly have no idea how much it aggravates me that I’m a human being and thus am subject to the many physical needs of human beings (ie. sleep). I’ve basically been working 12-15 hour days almost every day this month. To say I’m exhausted would be an understatement on a level of if one were to put the word “statement” on a little piece of paper and slip it under Satan’s foot all the way at the deepest depths of Cocytus.

Anyway, fuck all this complaining bullshit. You all came for some Aural Sex, and that’s what I’m gonna deliver. We’re kickin’ this shit off with the Live Loud Edition which is filled with some absolutely exquisite Sex that must be listened to LOUDLY! All these songs have a much greater impact that way, and you know what I’ve said many times about living loudly: you’ve got your entire death to be silent. We’re starting this edition off with a song that could safely be called my first favorite song ever, when I was four years old or so. I used to listen to it all the time when my dad drove me to preschool. Speaking of which, Dad, I love and miss you so, so much. I think about you every day. This one’s for you, Pops. ;)

01 Jefferson Starship - We Built This City (from Knee Deep In The Hoopla) [00:02:02]

02 Pantera - The Great Southern Trendkill (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [00:06:50]

03 m11dy - TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE (REBUILD) (from ROARING THE ODD HYMN) [00:10:35]

04 Dillinger Escape Plan vs. Nic Endo - 43% Burnt (Remix) (from DiY-FEST Compilation Vol. 1) [00:12:43]

05 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa) [00:16:32]

06 Nostalgia - Hyrule Castle (from soundcloud.com/nostalgia) [00:20:07]

07 All Shall Perish - Stabbing To Purge Dissimulation (from Awaken The Dreamers) [00:24:35]

08 Slayer - Darkness of Christ (from God Hates Us All) [00:27:07]

09 Slayer - Disciple (from God Hates Us All) [00:28:37]

10 The Berzerker - Reality (from Berzerker) [00:32:11]

11 PT Grimm - Seance (from The Exile) [00:33:30]

12 Passenger of Shit - Trendycocksuckersuckmyretardvomitpussycunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:36:36]

13 Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (from Mutter) [00:38:38]

14 Rage Against The Machine - Wake Up (from Rage Against The Machine) [00:43:15]

15 Ministry - Señor Peligro (from Rio Grandé Blood) [00:49:15]

16 After The Burial - Warm Thoughts of Warfare (from Forging A Future Self) [00:52:53]

17 Pigface - Bitch (Defrag’s Extraordinary Skipping Glitch Mix) (from Head…) [00:55:46]

18 30 Seconds To Mars - Night of the Hunter (from This Is War) [00:58:03]

19 White Zombie - Super-Charger Heaven (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:03:27]

20 Adventure Club - Gold (feat. Yuna) (from Adventure Club Dubstep) [01:07:03]

21 Nine Inch Nails - You Know What You Are? (from With Teeth) [01:11:17]

22 Polkadot Cadaver - A Wolf in Jesus Skin (from Purgatory Dance Party) [01:14:58]

23 Producer Snafu - Being Bored Is Fun (from Rebirth RB-338 (v2.0.1 & over) [01:18:45]

24 PT Grimm - Emily (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:22:10]

25 PT Grimm - Fuck Everything (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:23:28]

26 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [01:24:10]

27 Nero - Must Be The Feeling (Flux Pavilion & Nero Remix) (from Must Be The Feeling EP) [01:32:16]

28 Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face (from Tomb of the Mutilated) [01:37:21]

29 PT Grimm - Crystal Baby (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [01:41:23]

30 Slipknot - Surfacing (from Slipknot) [01:43:58]

31 Marilyn Manson - The Golden Age of Grotesque (from The Golden Age of Grotesque) [01:47:35]

32 Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (from The Battle of Los Angeles) [01:51:40]

33 NaS - Life Is What You Make It (feat. DMX) (from I Am…) [01:55:04]

34 A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (from Thirteenth Step) [01:59:02]

35 Muse - Knights of Cydonia (Nostalgia Dubstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/nostalgia) [02:03:00]

36 Arch Enemy - Marching on a Dead End Road (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:07:28]

37 Arch Enemy - Despicable Heroes (from Anthems of Rebellion) [02:08:42]

38 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Pink Noise Waltz (from Butcher’s Ballroom) [02:10:52]

39 Puya - Tirale (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST) [02:16:54]

40 Combichrist - God Bless (from Everybody Hates You) [02:22:27]

41 System of a Down - Kill Rock & Roll (from Hypnotize) [02:26:53]

42 Lamb of God - Remorse Is For The Dead (from Ashes of the Wake) [02:29:20]

43 Atari Teenage Riot - No Remorse (I Wanna Die) (from 60 Second Wipeout) [02:34:53]

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Fuck.March. Fuck the whole goddamn month. Every year, it’s the same hectic nonsense. The first week is the worst because it usually involves setting up and running multiple shows which is obviously difficult since I don’t always have anyone else available to cover the shows I can’t be at. This year has been especially insane due to me juggling three jobs. Anyway, hello perverts. Good morning and all that stuff. I am very sorry that there hasn’t been a new podcast in two weeks. Also, for the record, I’m well aware that I only have a few listeners and that the absence of a new edition of my podcast isn’t as dire as I might make it seem. Truly though, I tremendously appreciate any and all listeners, and this podcast has been the most consistent thing in my life for the past two years. It is indeed aggravating when I can’t find the wherewithal to put together a new edition even if it’s only myself and a few others who actually listen to this. So, without further ado, I ask you all to walk with me in Hell… please? Nobody? Ahh, whatever. Just fuckin’ yojne.

01 Lamb of God - Walk With Me In Hell (from Sacrament) [00:01:13]

02 Diabolic - Stand By (from Liar & A Thief) [00:06:23]

03 Flux Pavilion - Bass Cannon (from Circus One) [00:10:41]

04 D.O.A. - That’s Progress (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors) [00:15:48]

05 Hopsin - Nocturnal Rainbows (from RAW) [00:19:01]

06 LEIF (kolt) - They Called Me Faggot (from 8===D) [00:24:05]

07 MUST DIE - Caffeine (from Hard Dubstep +. Vol. 69 Week #15) [00:28:26]

08 Hanin Elias - Untouchable (from Future Noir) [00:32:23]

09 Excision & Downlink - Headbanga (from Headbanga) [00:36:00]

10 Twiztid - Unstoppable (from Abominationz) [00:39:56]

11 Lard - Peeling Back the Foreskin of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [00:44:29]

12 Orgy - Dissention (from Candyass) [00:49:38]

13 Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre (feat. Eminem) (Dubba Jonny Refix) (from Dubba Jonny Misc. Remixes) [00:53:08]

14 Revolting Cocks - Crackin’ Up (from Linger Ficken’ Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [00:58:23]

15 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) [01:04:40]

16 Julee Cruise - Falling (from Floating Into The Night) [01:10:06]

17 H.I.M. - Join Me In Death (from Razorblade Romance) [01:15:19]

18 Excision & Savvy - Sleepless (from X-Rated) [01:18:52]

19 Dubba Jonny - Home VIP (from Home (Single)) [01:24:11]

20 Flux Pavilion - I Can’t Stop (from Circus One) [01:29:50]

21 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [01:34:52]

22 Immortal Technique - The 4th Branch (from Revolutionary Vol. 2) [01:41:32]

23 Immortal Technique - Speak Your Mind (from Revolutionary Vol. 1) [01:46:49]

24 Kid Alt Dub - Re Think (Original Mix) (from Dubstep Pro v.4 from AGR) [01:49:20]

25 Gut - Strawsuckers (feat. Otto Von Schirach) (from Pimps of Gore EP) [01:53:41]

26 Diablo Swing Orchestra - Poetic Pitbull Revolutions (from Butcher’s Ballroom) [01:57:31]

27 Craig Armstrong - Starless II (feat. King Crimson 1974) (from As If To Nothing) [02:02:20]

28 Regina Spektor - Somedays (from Soviet Kitsch) [02:06:53]

29 In This Moment - Beautiful Tragedy (from Beautiful Tragedy) [02:10:07]

30 Jefferson Airplane - Somebody To Love (from Surrealistic Pillow) [02:14:07]

31 Pantera - Floods (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [02:17:02]

32 The Lost Children of Babylon - The Venus Project (from Zeitgeist: The Spirit of the Age) [02:24:02]

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Perverts!!! Welcome to the Become the Media Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex!  Why “Become the Media?”  Well, because why the fuck not?  I don’t know about you, but most of what the mainstream media tries to shove in my face or in my tender earholes is either boring, bullshit or both.  I almost never watch commercialized television or listen to Clear Channel Inc. radio.  I control what I watch, read, listen to, etc.  Hey, we have little enough control over our lives as it is; why not exercise some control over our entertainment at least?  Maybe we’ll even get some information that’s helpful in some way, shape or form.  Anyway, the whole reason I started this podcast was in an effort to “become the media,” and as far as I know, it’s been working out all right so far.  I’ve been achieving my goal of informing and/or entertaining, albeit to a small degree, and that makes me happy.  I honestly hope some of you perverts are inspired at some point to start a project like this podcast.  Something that you can put your stamp on and say, “This is mine, and thus it is valuable and worthy of attention.”  Anywho, let’s get to the yojne stuff already.  This one starts out with a spoken word bit from which this edition was named by the man, the myth, the legend: Jello Biafra!


01 Jello Biafra - Become the Media (from Become the Media) [00:01:18]

02 The Death Set - I Wanna Take This Tape and Blow Up Ya Fuckin’ Stereo (from Michel Poiccard) [00:13:37]

03 The Death Set - Too Much Fun For Regrets (from Michel Poiccard) [00:13:42]

04 Innerpartysystem - Don’t Stop (from The Download EP) [00:15:07]

05 Immortal Technique - Rich Man’s World (1%) (from The Martyr) [00:19:46]

06 Diabolic - Modern Day Future (feat. Deadly Hunta) (from Liar & A Thief) [00:24:25]

07 Mantis - Petra (from The Mantis Xmas Special) [00:27:54]

08 The Knife - Silent Shout (from Silent Shout) [00:32:41]

09 Jack Kerouac - Dr. Sax & The Great World Snake - CD1 (01) (from Dr. Sax & The Great World Snake) [00:37:27]

10 Thelonious Monk - Blue Monk (from Live at the 1964 Monterey Jazz Festival) [00:40:37]

11 Dead By Wednesday - Therefore, Is He A Terrorist? (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:51:10]

12 Dead By Wednesday - Deprogram (from Democracy Is Dead) [00:51:22]

13 Twiztid - Get It Right (from Man’s Myth) [00:53:02]

14 The Death Set - Kittens Inspired By Kittens (from Michel Poiccard) [00:56:37]

15 Infected Mushroom - Drop Out (from Deeply Disturbed (CDM)) [00:57:01]

16 Lana Del Rey - Blue Velvet (from Born To Die [Paradise Edition]) [01:02:17]

17 Hope of the States - Black Dollar Bills (from The Lost Riots) [01:04:51]

18 James Chance & the Contortions - Contort Yourself (from Buy) [01:11:41]

19 The Used - Smother Me (from Lies For The Liars) [01:15:57]

20 The Killers - Mr. Brightside (from Hot Fuss) [01:20:09]

21 Massive Attack - Paradise Circus (feat. Hope Sandoval) (from Heligoland) [01:23:50]

22 American Head Charge - Americunt Evolving Into Useless Psychic Garbage (from The War of Art) [01:28:38]

23 Akir - Politricks (from Legacy) [01:31:11]

24 Amen - Piss Virus (from We Have Come For Your Parents) [01:34:49]

25 I Am The Ocean - Wait, What? (from And Your City Needs Swallowing) [01:38:14]

26 Interpol - Mind Over Time (from Our Love To Admire) [01:42:47]

27 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [01:47:27]

28 Colorpulse - Glorious Dawn (feat. Carl Sagan & Stephen Hawking) (from Colorpulse Misc.) [01:56:46]

29 Infected Mushroom - Dancing With Kadafi (from B.P. Empire) [02:00:14]

30 Dead Kennedys - Stars and Stripes of Corruption (from Frankenchrist) [02:10:32]

31 Immortal Technique - Ultimas Palabras (from The Martyr) [02:17:15]
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Howdy, perverts?! I know, I know. “Who says ‘howdy?’” My dad did and I used to poke fun at him for it. I loved it though, ‘cause it made him unique. Anyway, welcome to the Holidays and/or Tragedies Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! I know you might be wondering about the title, so lemme break it down. Basically, I’ve been saying for years that it shouldn’t take tragedies to get people to care about each other.

Same goes for holidays, obviously. Kinda funny how holidays and tragedies evoke (or are supposed to evoke) such opposite emotions, yet they both (or at least, they’re supposed to) bring us closer together. I say that’s fine, but in order to make those occasions truly extraordinary, we should already be close. Then, holidays like Valentine’s Day won’t be such a nauseating, consumeristic waste so much as a reminder to put in a little extra effort for your loved one(s).

However, I know many of us have loved ones we don’t talk to as often as perhaps we’d like or we should. I know there are lots of people with whom we’d like to be close, but something about them or us keeps us from it. As far as that goes, I think the best that can be done is to as unequivocally as possible tell them how you feel, and see what they do with the information. Anyway, I could go on and on, but let’s get this shit rollin’, eh? The majority of the music has nothing to do with the title of this edition, by the way. I just happened to have this shit on my mind and felt like talking about it, so there. Yojne!


01 Mantis - Hood Shit (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:01:28]

02 Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (from The Cleansing) [00:06:04]

03 Jedi Mind Tricks - Delerium (feat. Rich Medina) [00:08:36]

04 Infected Mushroom - Sa’eed (from Legend of the Black Shawarma) [00:11:29]

05 The Locust - Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony...Yea Whatever) (from The Locust EP) [00:18:29]

06 Dead Kennedys - Insight (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death) [00:19:13]

07 Sage Francis - Sun Vs. Moon (from A Healthy Distrust) [00:20:52]

08 Suicide Silence - Slaves to Substance (Mantis Deathstep Remix) (from soundcloud.com/mantisdubstep) [00:24:19]

09 Taylor Mali - Silver Lined Heart (from Conviction) [00:28:50]

10 As I Lay Dying - The Sound of Truth (from An Ocean Between Us) [00:32:23]

11 Ute Lemper - Chuck Out the Men! (from Berlin Cabaret Songs) [00:36:38]

12 朱雀 - CONTRACT (from beatmania IIDX 13th style DistorteD: CARDINAL GATE conclusion) [00:39:08]

13 USAO - ZED (Extended Mix) (from beatmania IIDX 20th style tricoro OST Vol. 1 (Disc 2)) [00:43:29]

14 t+pazolite - chipscape (from Gotta Maze ~ゴタマゼ~) [00:48:39]

15 DJ SHARPNEL - WE LUV LAMA (from Techno a la carte -Intersect Fractional. Vol. 2-) [00:52:44]

16 Storm & Euphony - First Kontakt (from That’s What I Call Hardcore (Disc 1)) [00:58:07]

17 The Offspring - Staring At The Sun (from Americana) [01:02:08]

18 Bad Acid Trip - Strange Humans (from Lynch the Weirdo) [01:04:20]

19 Variable Unit - Hologram Network (from Handbook for the Apocalypse) [01:05:57]

20 Benny Carter - These Foolish Things (from 100 Jazz Greats Vol. 3) [01:10:04]

21 ††† - †rophy (from EP †† and ††† (The Album)) [01:13:05]

22 Die Form - Cantique 1 (from Vicious Circles - The Best of Die Form) [01:16:54]

23 Switchblade Symphony - Dissolve (from Serpentine Gallery) [01:23:27]

24 Metallica - The Call of Ktulu (from Ride The Lightning) [01:27:54]

25 Beneath The Massacre - Unheard (from Incongruous) [01:36:44]

26 One Dead Three Wounded - My Life as a Typo (from Paint the Town) [01:39:37]

27 The Azoic - Conflict (from Illuminate) [01:43:24]

28 Subhumans - Reason For Existence (from EP-LP) [01:48:13]

29 Marc et Claude - It’s All For Love (Noemi Remix) (from Love 2 Trance (Disc 3: Headliner)) [01:50:42]

30 Astor Piazzolla - Noche de Amor (from Historia del Tango, Vol. 2) [01:58:45]

31 Vestascension - L’Arrivée (from vestascension.bandcamp.com) [02:01:38]

32 Virkato - Scorpion Fire (PF Concerto No. 1 Anti-Ares) (long version) (from beatmania IIDX 11th style OST (Disc 2)) [02:06:51]

33 Ugly Kid Joe - Cats In The Cradle (Harry Chapin cover) (from America’s Least Wanted) [02:14:45]

34 Gene Kelly - Singin’ In The Rain (from A Clockwork Orange OST) [02:18:44]

35 Berry Weight - Sky Below (feat. Astrid Engberg) (from Music For Imaginary Movies) [02:21:20]

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Why a Flashback Edition?  Well, due to Podbean switching to a monthly usage data plan from a total usage data plan, I can re-upload some old podcasts and actually keep them uploaded.  That, and due to a series of unfortunate circumstances last night, I didn't have the time I thought I would to make a new edition.  Don't worry, perverts, I'll try to make a new one tonight.  For now, I hope you yojne the fuck outta this one.


Hhhhhhow's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the No One Can Destroy The Metal Edition of pretty much the only fuckin' podcast worth listening to, Monday Morning Aural Fuckin' Sex! This one's the third all metal edition that I've done, and for this one, the volume knob grew a 12 in the utterly ecstatic anticipation. Speaking of which, for those of you who haven't seen the movie Spinal Tap, you really must run, do not walk, to see that one. I'd venture to guess that anyone listening to this particular edition has probably seen that shit already, but whatthefuckever. Oh, and I know a few of you out there might be looking at this track listing and saying something to the effect of, "Ehhh, that band's not metal! Mehhh, my metal's better! Your metal sucks! Your metal isn't even metal 'cause my metal's way more metaller! That, like, makes me a superior person to you, ehhhh!" To those of you who're saying shit like that, yes, you do seriously sound just as fucking imbecilic as I just sounded in that hypothetical imitation of you. Not like you'd ever actually say that shit to me or likely even hear this fuckin' podcast, but I know some of you out there are thinkin' it. But fuck, who am I to tell you what to think? You're gonna think whatever the fuck you want, so I'm basically ranting for no fuckin' reason right now.

Anyway, this one will be like the others in that I won't be speaking beyond this intro so as not to fuck up the deluge of pure fucking osmium we're about to experience. As per the suggestion of my dear friend and fellow pervert, Ashlei, I have, however, decided to include timestamps next to the tracks in the track listing for those of you perverts who don't have a solid 4 fucking hours to sit and listen to this shit. That's right, bitches. 4 fucking hours of epically osmiumic aural fuckin' sex. Incidentally, as far as I know, there's no adjective for osmium, so I just made one up like whut… Words are our bitches, and we can make 'em do whatever the fuck we want… BUT, we still should respect them to a degree or else we'll end up with a culture that's damn near devoid of intellectual stimulation or meaningful communication. Oh, wait… Anyway, fuck that soapbox, fuck you, fuck me, fuck us, fuck Tom, fuck Mary, fuck Gus, fuck this prolix fuckin' intro and just fuckin' yojne!


01 Tenacious D - The Metal (from The Pick Of Destiny) [00:02:24]

02 Pig Destroyer - Deflower (from 38 Counts Of Battery) [00:05:03]

03 Fear Factory - Slave Labor (from Archetype) [00:05:30]

04 Otep - Warhead (from House Of Secrets) [00:09:23]

05 Scars On Broadway - Stoner-Hate (from Scars On Broadway) [00:12:45]

06 Slayer - Dead Skin Mask (from Seasons In The Abyss) [00:14:44]

07 Metallica - Creeping Death (from Ride The Lightning) [00:19:39]

08 The Berzerker - Eye For An Eye (from Animosity) [00:26:11]

09 Ministry - TV II (from Psalm 69) [00:28:25]

10 Daughters - Fur Beach (from Canada Songs) [00:31:29]

11 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (Mayhem Version) (from The True Human Design) [00:32:05]

12 Deftones - My Own Summer (Shove It) (from Around The Fur) [00:40:12]

13 iwrestledabearonce - Alaskan Flounder Basket (from iwrestledabearonce EP) [00:43:47]

14 System Of A Down - Cigaro (from Mezmerize) [00:46:27] 

15 Strapping Young Lad - S.Y.L.R.M.H.A. (from City) [00:48:38]

16 Strapping Young Lad - Love? (from Alien) [00:48:40]

17 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother Fucker (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [00:53:34]

18 Mudvayne - Internal Primates Forever (from L.D. 50) [00:56:56]

19 Soulfly - Tribe (from Soulfly) [01:01:19]

20 GWAR - Jack The World (from This Toilet Earth) [01:07:15]

21 Pantera - Rise (from Vulgar Display Of Power) [01:09:37]

22 Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:14:12]

23 Burzum - Dunkelheit (from Filosofem) [01:18:48]

24 Satanist - Autoerotic Crucifixation (from Sadomasochrist) [01:25:48]

25 Machinae Supremacy - I Turn To You (Melanie C. cover) (from Origin) [01:29:33]

26 The Locust - Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed (from Plague Soundscapes) [01:34:47]

27 I Got Shot In The Face - You. Dead. (from How Am I Not Myself) [01:35:18]

28 Dog Fashion Disco - Leper Friend (from Anarchists Of Good Taste) [01:38:04]

29 Cycle Sluts From Hell - I Wish You Were A Beer (from Cycle Sluts From Hell) [01:42:30]

30 The Dillinger Escape Plan - The Mullet Burden (from Under The Running Board EP) [01:44:45]

31 All That Remains - Chiron (from Overcome) [01:46:35]

32 Converge - The Broken Vow (from Jane Doe) [01:50:58]

33 Dir en grey - Audience Killer Loop (from Vulgar) [01:53:10]

34 Abnormality - Question? (from 2007 Demo) [01:56:46]

35 Iron Maiden - Moonchild (from Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son) [02:00:43]

36 Marilyn Manson - The Reflecting God (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:06:19]

37 Sawtooth Grin - A 2 Minute Lecture On The Finer Points Of Instability (from Cuddlemonster) [02:11:53]

38 Sevendust - Bitch (from Sevendust) [02:13:55]

39 Cradle Of Filth - Gilded Cunt (from Nymphetamine) [02:17:35]

40 Rollins Band - Volume 4 (from Weight) [02:21:43]

41 Machine Head - Aesthetics Of Hate (from The Blackening) [02:26:17]

42 Fantômas - Book 1: Page 3 (from Fantômas) [02:32:43]

43 All Shall Perish - Never…Again (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:33:49]

44 Lamb Of God - Now You've Got Something To Die For (from Ashes Of The Wake) [02:37:00]

45 In Flames - Sleepless Again (from A Sense Of Purpose) [02:40:37]

46 Shadows Fall - Failure Of The Devout (from Threads Of Life) [02:44:42]

47 Opeth - Dirge For November (from Blackwater Park) [02:50:05]

48 Soilwork - Grand Failure Anthem (from A Predator's Portrait) [02:57:50]

49 Spineshank - Play God (from The Height Of Callousness) [03:03:08]

50 Killswitch Engage - Reject Yourself (from As Daylight Dies) [03:07:04]

51 Megadeth - Sweating Bullets (from Countdown To Extinction (Remastered)) [03:11:41]

52 The Fall Of Troy - We Better Learn To Hotwire A Uterus (from Doppelgänger) [03:17:04]

53 Dimmu Borgir - The Invaluable Darkness (from In Sorte Diaboli) [03:19:13]

54 Iced Earth - Dracula (from Horror Show) [03:23:55]

55 DevilDriver - Damning The Heavens (from Pray For Villains (Special Edition)) [03:29:44]

56 Agalloch - A Celebration For The Death Of Man… (from The Mantle) [03:31:59]

57 Agalloch - …And The Great Cold Death Of The Earth (from The Mantle) [03:34:23]

58 Lard - I Am Your Clock (from The Last Temptation Of Reid) [03:41:29]

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