Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-05-18 (Osmium Out The Ass Edition Vol. 6: Apocalyptic Global Anal Explosion)

• May 18th, 2015
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My dearest perverts, I had hoped to continue to bring you these most osmiumic of podcasts, but even I underestimated the sheer epic power of all this osmium.  The osmium’s power has now gained control over every asshole on Earth, and with this edition, there will be a cataclysmic, simultaneous, explosive colonic expulsion that I believe will tear the world asunder.  Prepare your assholes, perverts and pervettes, and of course…



fucking YOJNEEEEEE!!!


01 The Berzerker - Reality (from The Berzerker) [00:00:28]


02 Trivium - The End Of Everything (from Ascendancy) [00:01:46]


03 The Locust - Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet (from Plague Soundscapes) [00:03:07]


04 Type O Negative - Kill All The White People (from Bloody Kisses) [00:03:51]


05 The Dillinger Escape Plan - 82588 (from Ire Works) [00:07:14]


06 Vampire Mooose - Spiderman vs. Venom (from Vampire Mooose) [00:09:08]


07 The Blood Brothers - Set Fire To The Face On Fire (from Young Machetes) [00:12:38]


08 The Acacia Strain - See You Next Tuesday (from The Dead Walk) [00:14:56]


09 Walls Of Jericho - A Trigger Full Of Promises (from With Devils Amongst Us All) [00:18:11]


10 Woe, Is Me - American Dream (feat. Danny Leal of Upon A Burning Body) (from American Dream EP) [00:22:00]


11 The Human Abstract - Complex Terms (from Digital Veil) [00:25:47]


12 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Yippie-Kay-Yay Mother Fucker (from Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events) [00:30:54]


13 Wait Until Dark - Tombe De Le Incannu (from Wait Until Dark) [00:34:16]


14 TesseracT - Deception: Concealing Fate Part Two (from Concealing Fate EP) [00:38:23]


15 The Gerogerigegege - Genitals (from Yellow Trash Bazooka 7” EP) [00:43:45]


16 The Locust - Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever) (from The Locust) [00:43:51]


17 Twelve Gauge Valentine - This May Be Our Last Picture Show (from Exclamationaire) [00:44:38]


18 Woe, Is Me - F.Y.I. (from Genesi[s]) [00:46:49]


19 Unearth - March Of The Mutes (from III - In The Eyes Of Fire) [00:49:06]


20 White Zombie - Feed The Gods (from Past, Present & Future) [00:53:06]


21 This Incredible Machine - Atlas (from Monolith) [00:57:20]


22 Terminally Your Aborted Ghost - Fractionally Digested Vowel Structure (from Slowly Peeling The Flesh From The Inside Of A Folded Hand) [01:02:33]


23 The Devil Wears Prada - HTML Rulez D00d (from Plagues (Reissue)) [01:03:08]


24 Unexpect - In Velvet Coffins We Slept (from We, Invaders) [01:07:04]


25 Vesania - Infinity Horizon (from Distractive Killusions) [01:15:17]


26 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - God Ain’t Got NO Use For A 180 lbs. Bag Of Sugar (from The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza) [01:20:02]


27 Type O Negative - I Don’t Wanna Be Me (from Life Is KIlling Me) [01:22:25]


28 TesseracT - Perfection: Concealing Fate Part Four (from Concealing Fate EP) [01:27:34]


29 The Berzerker - Death Reveals (from Dissimulate) [01:30:12]


30 The Devil Wears Prada - Big Wiggly Style (from With Roots Above And Branches Below) [01:32:07]


31 Tony Iommi - Patterns (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Iommi) [01:36:12]


32 The Agonist - Panophobia (from Prisoners) [01:40:29]


33 Trivium - A Gunshot To The Head Of Trepidation (from Ascendancy) [01:44:19]


34 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - Crunchy Black Did Me In At Midnight Madness (from Danza II: The Electric Boogaloo) [01:50:13]


35 Ventana - The Sad History Of The World (from American Survival Guide Vol. 1) [01:52:17]


36 The Fall Of Troy - Dirty Pillow Talk (feat. Protest The Hero & Schoolyard Heroes) (from In The Unlikely Event) [01:56:44]


37 The GazettE - SxDxR (from Disorder) [02:01:02]


38 The Bunny The Bear - Sympathy For The Queen Of Lies (from If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say) [02:04:17]


39 The Bled - I Don’t Keep With Liars Anymore (from Found In The Flood) [02:08:42]


40 Woe, Is Me - I (from Number[s] (Deluxe Reissue)) [02:18:40]


41 Tool - Ænema (from Ænima) [02:21:42]


42 Within Temptation - What Have You Done [Extended] (from The Heart Of Everything) [02:28:18]


43 The Devil Wears Prada - And The Sentence Trails Off… (from Patterns Of The Horizon) [02:33:27]


44 The Haunted - Godpuppet (from One Kill Wonder) [02:37:34]


45 The Champagne Charade - Passing Notes In Class (from The Champagne Charade) [02:39:32]


46 The Locust - Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants? (from Plague Soundscapes) [02:43:22]


47 Thumbscrew - The Stuff Movies Are Made Of (from All Is Quiet) [02:44:26]


48 With Dead Hands Rising - Capture The Plague (from Behind Inquisition) [02:48:49]


49 Undying - (Arrangement For Invisible Voices) (from At History’s End) [02:52:19]


50 Undying - For The Dying (from At History’s End) [02:53:39] 


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Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-05-11 (Osmium Out The Ass Edition Vol. 5: Zombies Need Osmium, Too!)

• May 11th, 2015
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Mwahahaha… You thought death would bring you some relief.  You had no idea the sadistically regenerative powers of osmium.  Well, now you fucking know, and you’re going to be shitting osmium relentlessly as you shamble through the streets like the mindless fucking zombie that you are.


01 Rob Zombie - Sawdust In The Blood (from Educated Horses) [00:00:21]


02 Rob Zombie - Dragula (from Hellbilly Deluxe) [00:01:43]


03 Rollins Band - Burned Beyond Recognition (from Life Time) [00:05:25]


04 Slipknot - (sic) (from Slipknot) [00:08:20]


05 Slayer - Raining Blood (from Reign In Blood) [00:11:40]


06 Static-X - Get To The Gone (from Machine) [00:15:59]


07 System Of A Down - Prison Song (from Toxicity) [00:18:47]


08 Suicide Silence - Slaves To Substance (from The Black Crown) [00:22:08]


09 Shadows Fall - The Light That Blinds (from The War Within) [00:25:34]


10 Stone Sour - Orchids (from Stone Sour) [00:30:26]


11 Soilwork - Sadistic Lullabye (from Steel Bath Suicide) [00:34:46]


12 Rob Zombie - Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga (from Venomous Rat Regeneration Vendor) [00:37:39]


13 Slipknot - AOV (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [00:40:54]


14 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - The Donkey-Headed Adversary Of Humanity Opens The Discussion (from Of Natural History) [00:46:25]


15 System Of A Down - This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song (from Mezmerize) [00:52:24]


16 Slayer - Dead Skin Mask (from Seasons In The Abyss) [00:54:31]


17 Sevendust - Bitch (from Sevendust) [00:59:44]


18 Slipknot - This Cold Black (from All Hope Is Gone) [01:03:24]


19 Stolen Babies - Spill! (from There Be Squabbles Ahead) [01:07:57]


20 Septic Flesh - Anubis (from Communion) [01:11:18]


21 System Of A Down - Shimmy (from Toxicity) [01:15:33]


22 Scars On Broadway - Stoner-Hate (from Scars On Broadway) [01:17:23]


23 Static-X - This Is Not (from Machine) [01:19:22]


24 Six Feet Under - Somewhere In The Darkness (from 13) [01:22:18]


25 Slipknot - People = Shit (from Iowa) [01:26:09]


26 Satanist - Sadomasochrist (from Sadomasochrist) [01:29:44]


27 System Of A Down - Tentative (from Hypnotize) [01:34:29]


28 Soilwork - Grand Failure Anthem (from A Predator’s Portrait) [01:38:05]


29 Strapping Young Lad - Shitstorm (from Alien) [01:43:23]


30 Revolting Cocks - Devil Cock (from Cocked And Loaded) [01:47:46]


31 Salt The Wound - Elle Ess Dee (from Kill The Crown) [01:51:45]


32 Spineshank - Smothered (from Self-Destructive Pattern) [01:54:43]


33 Slipknot - Scream (from Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses) [01:57:49]


34 Screaming Mechanical Brain - Violence Is Your Drug (from In Defiance Of Science) [02:02:15]


35 Suicidal Tendencies - Institutionalized (from Prime Cuts) [02:07:23]


36 Reflux - Above The Pyramid And The Eye (from The Illusion Of Democracy) [02:10:49]


37 Snot - Snooze Button (from Get Some) [02:15:02]


38 Slaves On Dope - Thanks For Nothing (from Inches From The Mainline) [02:19:16]


39 System Of A Down - P.L.U.C.K. (from System Of A Down) [02:23:10]


40 Slayer - New Faith (from God Hates Us All) [02:26:40]


41 Soulfly - Tribe (from Soulfly) [02:29:43]


42 System Of A Down - Soil (from System Of A Down) [02:35:40]


43 Superjoint Ritual - Fuck Your Enemy (from Use Once & Destroy) [02:39:04]


44 Skrape - Rake (from New Killer America) [02:40:44]


45 Suicide Silence - Bludgeoned To Death (from The Cleansing) [02:44:00]


46 Slipknot - Frail Limb Nursery (from Slipknot (original release)) [02:46:33]


47 Slipknot - The Negative One (from .5: The Gray Chapter) [02:46:51]


48 Slayer - Americon (from World Painted Blood) [02:52:13]


49 Serj Tankian - Uneducated Democracy (from Harakiri) [02:55:32]


50 Spineshank - Transparent (from The Height Of Callousness) [02:59:26]


51 System Of A Down - I-E-A-I-A-I-O (from Steal This Album!) [03:03:14]


52 Scum Of The Earth - Beneath The Living (from Blah… Blah… Blah… Love Songs For The New Millennium) [03:06:22]


53 Slayer - Addict (from God Hates Us All (Deluxe)) [03:08:30]


54 Rob Zombie - Demon Speeding (from The Sinister Urge) [03:12:11]


55 Rollins Band - Gun In Mouth Blues (from Do It) [03:15:37]


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Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-05-04 (Osmium Out The Ass Edition Vol. 4: Dead.)

• May 4th, 2015
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*poke*  Hmm… I guess your weak ass just couldn’t handle this relentless onslaught of osmium.  You were a pathetic waste of skin anyway.  Nobody will miss you.  I’m very grateful I had the chance to torture you and watch you die slowly.  Cleansing the world of monotonous, imbecilic insignificance like your life gives me great joy.  Now, drown in the great black nothing, you fucking insect.  :)


01 Napalm Death - Twist The Knife (Slowly) (from Fear Emptiness Despair) [00:00:18]


02 Poison The Well - Grain Of Salt (What’s The Use Of Having A Heart) (from Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder) [00:03:05]


03 Protest The Hero - Bloodmeat (from Fortress) [00:06:28]


04 PT Grimm - Seance (from The Exile) [00:10:23]


05 Puya - Oasis (from Fundamental) [00:13:28]


06 Primer 55 - Profanity (And A Lot Of It) (from Introduction To Mayhem) [00:17:11]


07 Pig Destroyer - Cheerleader Corpses (from Prowler In The Yard) [00:17:27]


08 Nightwish - Gethsemane (from Oceanborn) [00:18:03]


09 Pantera - War Nerve (from The Great Southern Trendkill) [00:23:20]


10 Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad (Bruce Springsteen cover) (from Renegades) [00:28:12]


11 -OZ- - Protect:Code (from Viridian) [00:33:48]


12 Napalm Death - You Suffer (from Noise For Musik’s Sake (Disc 1)) [00:37:51]


13 Rammstein - Sonne (from Mutter) [00:37:52]


14 PT Grimm - Emily (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:42:22]


15 PT Grimm - Fuck Everything (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [00:43:43]


16 Number 12 Looks Like You - If These Bullets Could Talk (from Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses) [00:44:25]


17 Otep - Head (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:48:29]


18 Polkadot Cadaver - Bring Me The Head Of Andy Warhol (from Purgatory Dance Party) [00:53:36]


19 Ozzy Osbourne - Mr. Crowley (from Blizzard Of Ozz) [00:56:59]


20 Powerglove - Red Wings Over Baron (from Metal Combat For The Mortal Man) [01:01:45]


21 Necrophagia - Children Of The Vortex (from Holocausto de la Morte) [01:09:30]


22 PT Grimm - Entropy’s Sideshow (from Entropy’s Sideshow) [01:13:07]


23 Rammstein - Weisses Fleisch (from Herzeleid) [01:16:21]


24 Otep - Confrontation (from The Ascension) [01:19:54]


25 Pantera - Primal Concrete Sledge (from Cowboys From Hell) [01:23:06]


26 One Dead Three Wounded - Ghosts (from Paint The Town) [01:25:18]


27 Red Death - Frames Of Reference (from External Frames Of Reference) [01:28:23]


28 Napalm Death - Pay For The Privilege Of Breathing (from The Code Is Red… Long Live The Code) [01:31:56]


29 Origin - Inhuman (from Informis Infinitas Inhumanitas) [01:33:42]


30 Pantera - Hard Lines, Sunken Cheeks (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:36:19]


31 Otep - Hooks And Splinters (from House Of Secrets) [01:43:11]


32 Norma Jean - Disconnecktie (from O God, The Aftermath) [01:46:39]


33 Psyke Project - In The Mist (from Daikini) [01:56:42]


34 Nile - Iskander D’hul Karnon (from Those Whom The Gods Detest) [01:59:42]


35 Pantera - Rise (from Vulgar Display Of Power) [02:06:05]


36 Pig Destroyer - Seven And Thirteen (from 38 Counts Of Battery) [02:10:40]


37 Rage Against The Machine - Roll Right (from Evil Empire) [02:11:00]


38 Protest The Hero - She Who Mars The Skin Of Gods (from Kezia) [02:15:19]


39 Ozzy Osbourne - Shot In The Dark (from The Ozzman Cometh) [02:19:09]


40 Rammstein - Rammstein (from Herzeleid) [02:23:15]


41 Rage Against The Machine - War Within A Breath (from The Battle Of Los Angeles) [02:27:39]


42 Otep - Menocide (from Sevas Tra) [02:31:16]


43 PT Grimm - Animorph Bastard (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By) [02:36:01]


44 Pig Destroyer - Junkyard God (from Prowler In The Yard) [02:38:54]


45 Otep - Feral Game (from Hydra) [02:40:52]


46 Nightwish - Meadows Of Heaven (from Dark Passion Play) [02:46:06]


47 Opeth - The Drapery Falls (from Blackwater Park) [02:53:12]


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Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2015-04-27 (Osmium Out The Ass Edition Vol. 3_ For The Love Of Fuck, My Anus Is Bleeeeediiiiing!!!)

• April 27th, 2015
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“Oh god, no!  Not again!  My rectum is already prolapsed from the last edition!  Please, for the love of fuck, have mercy!”  Oh, I have Mercy, but I have none for you, you fucking imbecilic paramecium.  I’m not through with you yet.  Nay, I’ve yet barely begun.  You’d be dead by now if you weren’t so fucking hilarious.  Am I telling the truth?


01 Machine Head - Clenching The Fists Of Dissent (from The Blackening) [00:00:01]


02 Meshuggah - Future Breed Machine (from Destroy Erase Improve) [00:10:24]


03 Me And Him Call It Us - Encirclement Of The Dancing Scarecrows (from Loss) [00:16:11]


04 KoЯn - Divine (from KoЯn) [00:20:15]


05 Lamb Of God - Redneck (from Sacrament) [00:23:04]


06 Mushroomhead - 12 Hundred (from Savior Sorrow) [00:26:44]


07 Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem (from Antichrist Superstar) [00:30:02]


08 Ministry - Just One Fix (from Psalm 69) [00:34:19]


09 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - Lil Mooky (from Take A Ride On My One Wheeled Rickshaw) [00:39:24]


10 Lennon - Property Of Goatfucker (from 5:30 Saturday Morning) [00:42:50]


11 Lacuna Coil - Swamped (from Comalies) [00:46:15]


12 KoЯn - Twist (from Life Is Peachy) [00:50:13]


13 Lamb Of God - In Your Words (from Wrath) [00:51:02]


14 Metallica - Disposable Heroes (from Master Of Puppets) [00:56:23]


15 Melt-Banana - Cat In Red (from Fantômas/Melt-Banana Split) [01:04:36]


16 Marilyn Manson - Astonishing Panorama Of The End Times (from Last Tour On Earth [Limited Edition] (Disc 1)) [01:06:34]


17 Luxt - How Lovely (from American Beast) [01:10:32]


18 Mushroomhead - Qwerty (from The Righteous & The Butterfly) [01:13:46]


19 Metallica - The God That Failed (from Black Album) [01:17:11]


20 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood) [01:22:14]


21 Knives Out - Pink On The Inside (from Rough Cuts EP) [01:28:56]


22 Moth - Stockholm Syndrome (from Disconnected EP) [01:32:39]


23 Meshuggah - Perpetual Black Second (from Nothing) [01:35:37]


24 Mike Patton & Melt-Banana - Area 877 (Phoenix Mix) (from Charlie EP) [01:40:11]


25 Mudvayne - A World So Cold (from The End Of All Things To Come) [01:41:51]


26 Machinae Supremacy - I Turn To You (Melanie C cover) (from Misc.) [01:47:25]


27 Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gunn (from Portrait Of An American Family) [01:52:39]


28 Megadeth - Addicted To Chaos (from Youthanasia (Remastered)) [01:55:57]


29 Metallica - Harvester Of Sorrow (from …And Justice For All) [02:01:21]


30 Ministry - Roadhouse Blues (The Doors cover) (from Cover Up) [02:07:03]


31 Lard - Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction) [02:11:27]


32 Letters In Binary - Open Your Heart, Not Your Watch Wrack (from Pretty And Perpendicular) [02:16:36]


33 My Ruin - My War (Black Flag cover) (from A Prayer Under Pressure Of Violent Anguish) [02:17:59]


34 Me And Him Call It Us - Innocent Bystanders Watched In Horror As Peter Jennings Drew His Murder (from Loss) [02:19:58]


35 Marilyn Manson - Vodevil (from The Golden Age Of Grotesque) [02:21:02]


36 Ministry - TV II (from Psalm 69) [02:25:41]


37 Mastodon - Call Of The Mastodon (from Call Of The Mastodon (Disc 1)) [02:28:44]


38 Memoira - Amortization (from Memoira) [02:32:14]


39 Mushroomhead - Save Us (from Savior Sorrow) [02:37:33]


40 Mudvayne - Death Blooms (from L.D. 50) [02:41:18]


41 Lollipop Lust Kill - Knee Deep In The Dead (from My So Called Knife) [02:46:11]


42 Mushroomhead - Never Let It Go (from XX) [02:50:31]


43 Motorhead - Overkill (from Overkill) [02:55:11]


44 Marilyn Manson - Misery Machine (from Portrait Of An American Family) [03:00:21]


45 Metallica - The Call Of Ktulu (from Ride The Lightning) [03:05:39]


46 Lye By Mistake - Nero’s Intention (from Arrangements For Fulminating Vective) [03:14:24]


47 Meshuggah - I (from I) [03:23:36]


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Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-04-20 (Osmium Out The Ass Edition Vol. 2: Back For Seconds)

• April 20th, 2015
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“Dear Fuck… Not another OSMIUM EDITION!!”  Too late, bitches.  It’s here and you’re about to yojne it.  That’s right; you have no fuckin’ choice in the matter.  Choice is an illusion.  This is the podcast you’re looking for.  You’re not looking for droids at all, unless you’re looking for your Android phone so you can download my app from the Play store.  Any-fuckin’-way… YOJNE!!!!


01 PainKiller - Purgatory Of Fiery Vulvas (from Guts Of A Virgin) [00:00:17]


02 Hatebreed - Doomsayer (feat. Gir) (from The Rise Of Brutality) [00:00:39]


03 Job For A Cowboy - Entombment Of A Machine (from Doom) [00:04:03]


04 Kittie - I’ve Failed You (from I’ve Failed You) [00:08:10]


05 iwrestledabearonce - Corey Feldmen Holocaust (from iwrestledabearonce EP) [00:10:20]


06 Killgasm - Grinded Into Oblivion (from Bloodbath Of Satanic Vengeance) [00:14:23]


07 Fear Factory - Zero Signal (from Demanufacture) [00:16:24]


08 Gut - Embalmed In Pig Sperm (from Odour Of Torture) [00:22:14]


09 Dissonant - Charles Bronson Was Great In Deathwish 5 (from Copy Burn Distribute Repeat) [00:22:27]


10 Ed Gein - You Suck At Life… And I’m Not Talking About The Board Game. (from It’s A Shame…) [00:26:45]


11 GWAR - Pre-skool Prostitute (from Cärnival Of Chaos) [00:29:24]


12 E’m~grief~ - Eternal Melody (from Eternal Melody) [00:34:27]


13 In Flames - Take This Life (from Come Clarity) [00:39:54]


14 Naked City - Pigfucker (from Torture Garden) [00:43:27]


15 Dub Buk - Слава Українi! (from Иду На Вы!) [00:43:49]


16 Deicide - The Lord’s Sedition (from The Stench Of Redemption) [00:48:11]


17 Deftones - Needles And Pins (from Deftones) [00:53:50]


18 Killswitch Engage - The End Of Heartache (from The End Of Heartache) [00:57:09]


19 Dream Theater - Panic Attack (from Octavarium) [01:02:05]


20 Excrementory Grindfuckers - H.T.L.T.P.T.M.G.T.Cooool W. (from Bitte Nicht Vor Den Gästen! (Do Not Ask Before The Guest)) [01:10:18]


21 Extreme Noise Terror - Through Mayhem (from Being And Nothing) [01:12:31]


22 Judas Priest - Breaking The Law (from British Steel) [01:14:49]


23 Excrementory Grindfuckers - Back In Anal Territory (from Fertigmachen, Szeneputzen! (Finish, Scene Flashes)) [01:17:21]


24 DevilDriver - I Could Care Less (from DevilDriver) [01:18:10]


25 Kittie - Looks So Pretty (from Until The End) [01:21:42]


26 Dope - Sick (from Felons And Revolutionaries) [01:27:06]


27 Dir en grey - Agitated Screams Of Maggots (from The Marrow Of A Bone) [01:30:14]


28 From Autumn To Ashes - Sensory Deprivation Adventure (from Holding A Wolf By The Ears) [01:33:04]


29 Naked City - Sack Of Shit (from Grand Guignol) [01:35:55]


30 Five Finger Death Punch - A Place To Die (from The Way Of The Fist) [01:36:39]


31 Dragonforce - Heroes Of Our Time (from Ultra Beatdown) [01:40:17]


32 I Got Shot In The Face - Everyone Is Always Alive (from How Am I Not Myself) [01:47:26]


33 Dead By Wednesday - Therefore, Is He A Terrorist? (from Democracy Is Dead) [01:50:47]


34 Dead By Wednesday - Democracy Is Dead (from Democracy Is Dead) [01:50:57]


35 Iron Maiden - Run To The Hills (from The Number Of The Beast) [01:53:21]


36 Dimmu Borgir - IndoctriNation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia) [01:57:09]


37 John5 - The Judas Cradle (from Requiem) [02:03:04]


38 Kittie - Spit (from Spit) [02:07:23]


39 Dr. Acula - The Music Video Game Olympics (from The Social Event Of The Century) [02:09:41]


40 Despised Icon - Sleepless (from Day Of Mourning) [02:11:40]


41 Katatonia - Leech (from Dead End Kings) [02:16:19]


42 Epica - Chasing The Dragon (from The Divine Conspiracy) [02:20:35]


43 exist†trace - 「終わりのない世界」(Owari no Nai Sekai) (from Ambivalent Symphony) [02:28:08]


44 Hell Within - Self-Inflicted Silence (from Asylum Of The Human Predator) [02:31:56]


45 Dog Fashion Disco - The Darkest Days (from Adultery) [02:34:41]


46 Invocation Of Nehek - Memoirs Of A Drowned Angel (from Invocation Of Nehek) [02:39:02]


47 Five Pointe O - The Infinity (from Untitled) [02:42:27]


48 Death - Misanthrope (from Symbolic) [02:46:48]


49 Iced Earth - Dracula (from Horror Show) [02:51:47]


50 Dry Kill Logic - Give Up, Give In, Lie Down (from The Darker Side Of Nonsense) [02:57:37]


51 Kamelot - Forever (from Karma) [03:01:03]


52 Dope - Fuck The World (from American Apathy) [03:05:08]


53 In This Moment - Her Kiss (from The Dream) [03:08:39]


54 Every Time I Die - Starve An Artist, Cover Your Trash (Bonus Track) (from Ex Lives (Deluxe Edition)) [03:13:06]


55 Isis - The Beginning And The End (from Oceanic) [03:15:49]


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Monday WTF Aural Sex: 2015-04-13 (Osmium Out The Ass Edition)

• April 13th, 2015
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What?  This was totally put out on Monday!  What the fuck are you tryin’ to pull?  Anyway, enough of that horseshit.  Welcome to the Osmium Out The Ass Edition of Monday WTF Aural Sex, where it’s so “whenever-the-fuck,” that sometimes it comes out on Tuesday.  I know, I’m a dick.  I could’ve put it out last night, but between Game of Thrones and the new Mortal Kombat game, I got caught up in various forms of media and lost track of fucking time.  Anyway, any of you veterans of my all metal editions should generally know what the fuck to expect.


Sooooo… YOOOOOJNEEEEEE!!!



01 Anal Cunt - Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid (from Everyone Should Be Killed) [00:00:24]


02 After The Burial - Your Troubles Will Cease and Fortune Will Smile Upon You (from In Dreams) [00:00:52]


03 Cannibal Corpse - Hammer Smashed Face (from Tomb of the Mutilated) [00:05:35]


04 Beneath The Massacre - Symptoms (from Incongruous) [00:09:36]


05 Danzig - How The Gods Kill (from Danzig III: How The Gods Kill) [00:12:39]


06 Daughters - Cheers Pricks (from Hell Songs) [00:18:29]


07 American Head Charge - A Violent Reaction (from The War Of Art) [00:24:26]


08 All That Remains - Hold On (from For We Are Many) [00:28:38]


09 Behemoth - O Father O Satan O Sun! (from The Satanist) [00:31:31]


10 Atreyu - Creature (from A Death-Grip On Yesterday) [00:38:34]


11 A Black Rose Burial - A Baleful Aura… (from An Awakening of Revenants) [00:41:31]


12 Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf (from Master Of Reality) [00:47:16]


13 Rollins Band - Low Self Opinion (from The End Of Silence) [00:52:15]


14 Chimaira - Severed (from Pass Out Of Existence) [00:57:38]


15 Carnifex - Innocence Died Screaming (from The Diseased and the Poisoned) [01:00:53]


16 Children Of Bodom - You’re Better Off Dead (from You’re Better Off Dead) [01:03:37]


17 Butthole Surfers - Goofy’s Concern (from Independent Worm Saloon) [01:07:37]


18 Coal Chamber - Rowboat (from Dark Days) [01:10:34]


19 The Black Mages - Dancing Mad (from The Black Mages) [01:15:20]


20 Biohazard - Punishment (from Urban Discipline) [01:27:20]


21 Converge - You Fail Me (from You Fail Me) [01:32:00]


22 Attack Attack! - The Betrayal (from This Means War) [01:37:35]


23 Apocalyptica - Fight Fire With Fire (from Cult (Special Edition)) [01:41:01]


24 Chimaira - Nothing Remains (from Chimaira) [01:44:23]


25 Cattle Decapitation - Bukkake Tsunami (from Humanure) [01:49:58]


26 Bad Acid Trip - Symbiotic Slavery (from Symbiotic Slavery) [01:54:29]


27 Cradle Of Filth - Absinthe With Faust (from Nymphetamine) [01:57:03]


28 Agalloch - Fire Above, Ice Below (from Ashes Against The Grain) [02:02:17]


29 Arch Enemy - Taking Back My Soul (from Doomsday Machine) [02:12:47]


30 Avenged Sevenfold - God Hates Us (from Nightmare) [02:17:22]


31 Bring Me The Horizon - Antivist (from Sempiternal) [02:22:30]


32 BIGdumbFACE - Robot (from Duke Lion Fights The Terror!!) [02:25:43]


33 All Shall Perish - Songs For The Damned (from Awaken The Dreamers) [02:26:45]


34 As I Lay Dying - This Is Who We Are (from An Ocean Between Us) [02:30:21]


35 Bullet For My Valentine - Creeping Death (from Scream Aim Fire) [02:35:08]


36 Darkest Hour - No God (from The Eternal Return) [02:41:45]


37 Between The Buried And Me - White Walls (from Colors) [02:46:30]


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1,001 Albums: Albums 0061: Passenger Of Shit - Floating With My Poo / The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds

• April 11th, 2015
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Just look at the artist name, track titles and album title below and realize that you're in for an interesting experience in listening to this.  The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds is supposed to be one of the greatest albums of all time, but I'm having trouble understanding the hype.  Maybe I'll figure it out one of these days.

Blahhhhhhhhhgs:

01 Passenger of Shit - Bashingbricksupmyass (Sarcophazer RMX) (from Floating With My Poo) [00:00:00]

02 Passenger of Shit - Buttfuckingheadsoff (from Floating With My Poo) [00:01:10]

03 Passenger of Shit - Dum Melody #1 (from Floating With My Poo) [00:05:23]

04 Passenger of Shit - Shitsuckingassslaughter (Rmx) (from Floating With My Poo) [00:06:50]

05 Passenger of Shit - Snortwhitepoopowderupgoatscunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:09:27]

06 Passenger of Shit - Stapletapewurmsonmypenis (from Floating With My Poo) [00:12:53]

07 Passenger of Shit - Suckwurmsoutmyfartingcunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:16:27]

08 Passenger of Shit - Trendycocksuckerssuckmyretardvomitpussycunt (from Floating With My Poo) [00:18:21]

09 Passenger of Shit - Trendycore13 (from Floating With My Poo) [00:20:24]

10 The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice (from Pet Sounds) [00:23:17]

11 The Beach Boys - You Still Believe In Me (from Pet Sounds) [00:25:37]

12 The Beach Boys - That's Not Me (from Pet Sounds) [00:28:05]

13 The Beach Boys - Don't Talk (Put Your Head On My Shoulder) (from Pet Sounds) [00:30:29]

14 The Beach Boys - I'm Waiting For The Day (from Pet Sounds) [00:33:15]

15 The Beach Boys - Let's Go Away For Awhile (from Pet Sounds) [00:36:15]

16 The Beach Boys - Sloop John B (from Pet Sounds) [00:38:31]

17 The Beach Boys - God Only Knows (from Pet Sounds) [00:41:23]

18 The Beach Boys - I Know There's An Answer (from Pet Sounds) [00:44:09]

19 The Beach Boys - Here Today (from Pet Sounds) [00:47:14]

20 The Beach Boys - I Just Wasn't Made For These Times (from Pet Sounds) [00:50:04]

21 The Beach Boys - Pet Sounds (from Pet Sounds) [00:53:11]

22 The Beach Boys - Caroline, No (from Pet Sounds) [00:55:28]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0060: Dead Felcher - Album Zero / The Beatles - Revolver

• April 11th, 2015
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Dead Felcher hates you.  The Beatles don't.  So there.

Blahhhhhhhgs:

01 Dead Felcher - Track 01 (from Album Zero) [00:00:00]

02 Dead Felcher - Track 02 (from Album Zero) [00:02:47]

03 Dead Felcher - Track 03 (from Album Zero) [00:03:25]

04 Dead Felcher - Track 04 (from Album Zero) [00:04:24]

05 Dead Felcher - Track 05 (from Album Zero) [00:06:04]

06 Dead Felcher - Track 06 (from Album Zero) [00:07:41]

07 Dead Felcher - Track 07 (from Album Zero) [00:08:05]

08 Dead Felcher - Track 08 (from Album Zero) [00:09:26]

09 Dead Felcher - Track 09 (from Album Zero) [00:10:32]

10 Dead Felcher - Track 10 (from Album Zero) [00:11:44]

11 Dead Felcher - Track 11 (from Album Zero) [00:12:59]

12 Dead Felcher - Track 12 (from Album Zero) [00:14:08]

13 Dead Felcher - Track 13 (from Album Zero) [00:14:36]

14 Dead Felcher - Track 14 (from Album Zero) [00:15:11]

15 Dead Felcher - Track 15 (from Album Zero) [00:16:50]

16 Dead Felcher - Track 16 (from Album Zero) [00:18:32]

17 The Beatles - Taxman (from Revolver) [00:32:20]

18 The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby (from Revolver) [00:34:54]

19 The Beatles - I'm Only Sleeping (from Revolver) [00:36:57]

20 The Beatles - Love You To (from Revolver) [00:39:53]

21 The Beatles - Here, There And Everywhere (from Revolver) [00:42:48]

22 The Beatles - Yellow Submarine (from Revolver) [00:45:09]

23 The Beatles - She Said She Said (from Revolver) [00:47:42]

24 The Beatles - Good Day Sunshine (from Revolver) [00:50:13]

25 The Beatles - And Your Bird Can Sing (from Revolver) [00:52:17]

26 The Beatles - For No One (from Revolver) [00:54:14]

27 The Beatles - Doctor Robert (from Revolver) [00:56:11]

28 The Beatles - I Want To Tell You (from Revolver) [00:58:21]

29 The Beatles - Got To Get You Into My Life (from Revolver) [01:00:44]

30 The Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows (from Revolver) [01:03:08]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0059: Teargas & Plateglass - Black Triage / The Who - My Generation

• April 10th, 2015
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Dark, droning, ambient... I found it when I typed "trip-hop" into a search field of a torrent site, and I'm damn glad I found it.  Very evocative stuff.  The Who, on the other hand, is nothing like that.  You probably know a song or two by The Who, and don't even realize it.  They're a legendary rock band, and you should familiarize yourself with them simply for the sake of music history.  If you care about such a thing, that is.

Blahhhhhhgs:

01 Teargas & Plateglass - Introduction (from Black Triage) [00:00:00]

02 Teargas & Plateglass - Plague Burial (from Black Triage) [00:00:26]

03 Teargas & Plateglass - One Day Across The Valley (from Black Triage) [00:06:14]

04 Teargas & Plateglass - Kuomintang (from Black Triage) [00:11:52]

05 Teargas & Plateglass - Simplify The Landscape With Darkness (from Black Triage) [00:15:12]

06 Teargas & Plateglass - Behold The Sea Of Ills So Vast (from Black Triage) [00:21:35]

07 Teargas & Plateglass - Pray For Night To Fall (from Black Triage) [00:24:49]

08 Teargas & Plateglass - L'Hopital de Martyrs (from Black Triage) [00:28:45]

09 Teargas & Plateglass - Book Of Black Valentines (from Black Triage) [00:33:32]

10 Teargas & Plateglass - Seduction Of Canned Laughter (from Black Triage) [00:38:17]

11 Teargas & Plateglass - Fury Of An Aroused Spectator (from Black Triage) [00:43:10]

12 Teargas & Plateglass - Rain Falling On Ann's Grave (from Black Triage) [00:47:33]

13 Teargas & Plateglass - Haengyong (Bonus Track) (from Black Triage) [00:50:25]

14 Teargas & Plateglass - Age Of Dust (Bonus Track) (from Black Triage) [00:54:44]

15 The Who - Out In The Street (from My Generation) [01:06:41]

16 The Who - I Don't Mind (from My Generation) [01:09:12]

17 The Who - The Good's Gone (from My Generation) [01:11:45]

18 The Who - La-La-La Lies (from My Generation) [01:15:46]

19 The Who - Much Too Much (from My Generation) [01:18:01]

20 The Who - My Generation (from My Generation) [01:20:47]

21 The Who - The Kids Are Alright (from My Generation) [01:24:04]

22 The Who - Please, Please, Please (from My Generation) [01:26:50]

23 The Who - It's Not True (from My Generation) [01:29:34]

24 The Who - The Ox (from My Generation) [01:32:05]

25 The Who - A Legal Matter (from My Generation) [01:35:53]

26 The Who - Instant Party (Circles) (from My Generation) [01:38:39]

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1,001 Albums: Albums 0058: Various Artists - The Animatrix: The Album / Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited

• April 9th, 2015
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Not sure how many of you even know there was a thing called The Animatrix.  It was a collection of animated short stories that either pertained to the main story of the trilogy, or were simply supplemental.  I loved it, and I loved all the music used in it.  So much so, in fact, that I bought or downloaded albums from most of the artists on it.  Anyway, watch The Animatrix, or listen to the album, or both.  Great stuff all around.

Bob Dylan.  Need I say more?

Blahhhhhhgs:

01 Peace Orchestra - Who Am I? (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST) [00:00:00]

02 Free*land - Big Wednesday (from The Animatrix OST) [00:05:58]

03 Layo & Bushwacka! - Blind Tiger (from The Animatrix OST) [00:10:46]

04 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Under The Gun (from The Animatrix OST) [00:17:05]

05 Meat Beat Manifesto - Martenot Waves (from The Animatrix OST) [00:20:33]

06 Photek - Ren 2 (from The Animatrix OST) [00:28:14]

07 Death In Vegas - Hands Around My Throat (from The Animatrix OST) [00:32:20]

08 Junkie XL - Beauty Never Fades (feat. Saffron) (Animatrix Edit) (from The Animatrix OST) [00:37:24]

09 Overseer - Supermoves (Animatrix Remix) (from The Animatrix OST) [00:43:35]

10 Juno Reactor - Conga Fury (Animatrix Mix) (from The Animatrix OST) [00:47:53]

11 Junkie XL/Don Davis - Red Pill, Blue Pill (from The Animatrix OST) [00:55:13]

12 Tech Itch/Don Davis - The Real (from The Animatrix OST) [01:04:08]

13 Juno Reactor - Masters Of The Universe (from The Animatrix OST) [01:12:07]

14 Satoshi Tomiie - Virus (from The Animatrix OST) [01:18:11]

15 Tosca - Suzuki (from The Animatrix OST) [01:29:21]

16 Satoshi Tomiie - Virus (Luke Fair Remix) (from The Animatrix OST) [01:35:25]

17 Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone (from Highway 61 Revisited) [01:44:01]

18 Bob Dylan - Tombstone Blues (from Highway 61 Revisited) [01:50:09]

19 Bob Dylan - It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry (from Highway 61 Revisited) [01:56:05]

20 Bob Dylan - From A Buick 6 (from Highway 61 Revisited) [02:00:09]

21 Bob Dylan - Ballad Of A Thin Man (from Highway 61 Revisited) [02:03:23]

22 Bob Dylan - Queen Jane Approximately (from Highway 61 Revisited) [02:09:19]

23 Bob Dylan - Highway 61 Revisited (from Highway 61 Revisited) [02:14:45]

24 Bob Dylan - Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues (from Highway 61 Revisited) [02:18:13]

25 Bob Dylan - Desolation Row (from Highway 61 Revisited) [02:23:37]

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