Monday Morning Aural Sex
February 2012
Episodes
Monday Oct 14, 2013
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2013-10-14 (Flashback Edition: 2012-02-06)
Monday Oct 14, 2013
Monday Oct 14, 2013
Ok, so… those of you astoundingly astute and/or borderline obsessive perverts out there might remember me saying back in July that I didn't want to just re-release a podcast even if I was tired as sweet Mary motherfuck. If I re-released a podcast, I wanted it to be because I genuinely wanted to give it more attention. Well, this is one I genuinely want to give more attention because it's the second podcast I ever made, and it's a fuckin' good one! The spoken portions sound like I recorded them through a heavy blanket because I was using a cheap, shitty dynamic mic that I got with a podcasting kit when my dumb ass could've been using the much better condenser I'd had for years before that, and that I still use to this day.Never mind all that shit, though. There's another reason why I'm re-releasing a podcast today instead of putting out a new one, and no, it's not because I was up all night fingerfucking a zebra and didn't bother to pick out some music. I had hoped to be releasing my new song, Worlds Burn Alive, at the head of this week's edition, but after spending all fucking night mixing the damn thing, it's still just not ready yet. HOWEVER, it will, it will, it WILL be released on my Soundcloud either later tonight, tomorrow, or sometime this week, AND you can bet your sweet candy nipples that it'll be at the head of next week's edition. Without any further inane batshit craziness from yours truly, I now grant you permission to commence the yojne.01 Revolting Cocks - Gila Copter (from Linger Ficken' Good) [00:00:00] 02 Fear Factory - Big God_Raped Souls (from Soul Of A New Machine) [00:05:52]03 Jon Lajoie - 2 Girls 1 Cup Song (from You Want Some Of This) [00:08:24]04 .?. - 005 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification) [00:12:53]05 Cobra Killer - Merry-Go Round (from Cobra Killer) [00:13:59]06 Lolita Storm - Suzy (Straight Version) (from Sick Slits EP) [00:16:17]07 Tuareg Geeks - Angry Geek (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) [00:18:11]08 The Thompson Twins - Play With Me (Remix) (from Cool World OST) [00:24:12]09 Photophob - !!§!! (from Music For Spaceports EP) [00:28:06]10 Marilyn Manson - Diamonds & Pollen (from Disposable Teens UK CD1) [00:31:08]11 BLÆRG - Hermaphrodite Android's Cumshot Infinity (from Dysphoric Sonorites) [00:35:01]12 Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana (from Bad) [00:41:21]13 Darkest Hour - Demon(s) (from Deliver Us) [00:45:52]14 White Zombie - I Am Hell (from Beavis & Butthead Experience) [00:49:36]15 George Carlin - Dumb Americans (from Life Is Worth Losing) [00:56:27]16 Paul Sivertsen - Doom'n'Bass (from the album that doesn't exist yet) [01:07:23]17 Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying (from Hooray For Boobies) [01:10:47]18 Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) [01:17:30]19 DANGO N FRIENDS - JIGME MENJOR KUCHOG (from some Bhutanese website that offered free song downloads) [01:21:28]20 .?. - 010 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification) [01:24:31]21 Jello Biafra - Pledge of Allegiance (live 1990) (from In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up VHS Rip) [01:26:59]22 Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) [01:29:42]23 Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey (from Greatest Fits) [01:32:44]24 Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) [01:37:44]25 Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face/Terrified of Poop (from ACID Bootleg) [01:44:29]
Monday Feb 27, 2012
Monday Morning Aural Sex: 2012-02-27
Monday Feb 27, 2012
Monday Feb 27, 2012
Edit: 03-19-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast. Happy fucking Monday, my sweet music perverts! I've got some more absolutely beautiful aural sex for you this week. I know, your ears and genitals must be absolutely vibrating in anticipation. Well, wait no longer! 01 Mod Flanders Conspiracy - My Dad Shaves His Beemus Every Kwanzaa (from The Tragic Urn Spill) 02 Bad Acid Trip - Jump Rope - Spray Water (from Lynch The Weirdo) 03 Freeland - We Want Your Soul (from Now And Them) 04 Aphex Twin - Afx237 V7 (from Drukqs (Disc 2)) 05 Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues (Edit) (from F#A#∞) 06 Hatebreed - Doomsayer (Gir intro) (from Rise of Brutality) 07 Serart - Claustrophobia (from Serart) 08 Tosca Tango Orchestra - Nocturne in E-Flat Opus 9 #2 (from Waking Life OST) 09 Kai Tracid - 4 Just 1 Day (from Contemplate The Reason You Exist) 10 Zektbach - Blind Justiceそれぞれの正義 (from The Epic of Zektbach -Ristaccia-) 11 Digital Explosion - High (Ibiza 2002 remix) (from the interwebz) 12 Deftones - Sextape (from Diamond Eyes) 13 Armin Van Buuren - Who Is Watching (Feat. Nadia Ali) (from Shivers) 14 Otep - My Confession (from Sevas Tra) 15 Dog Fashion Disco - Vertigo Motel (from Anarchists of Good Taste) 16 Free Dominguez - Silence (from Freedoming) 17 Khatchadour Tankian - Bari Arakeel (feat. Serj Tankian) (from Inchbes Moranank) 18 All That Remains - Six (from The Fall of Ideals) 19 Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble - Texas Flood (from Texas Flood) 20 Buckethead - Nottingham Lace (from Enter The Chicken) 21 Evol Intent - Death, Lies and Videotape (feat Cypher Linguistics) (from The Era of Diversion) 22 Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day (from The Predator) 23 Insane Clown Posse & Twiztid - Dirt Ball (from Heavy Metal 2000 OST & Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 1) 24 Dead Prez - Propaganda (from Let's Get Free) 25 Henry Rollins - Boy on the Train (from Big Ugly Mouth) 26 Scars On Broadway - World Long Gone (from Scars On Broadway) 27 00111111 - 07-25-10 (Universal Edit) (from An Extraordinary Love) 28 John Lennon - Imagine (from Imagine)
Monday Feb 20, 2012
Monday Morning Aural Sex 2012-02-20
Monday Feb 20, 2012
Monday Feb 20, 2012
Edit: 03-19-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
My darling perverts, I hope your ears and genitals aren't too raw from last week's installment to fully enjoy this one, 'cause this shit's amazing and you're definitely in for some sweet treats. As usual, if you're digging this stuff, let me know! If there's one thing I seldom ever get tired of talking about, it's music. The few friends I have that manage to endure my music nerdery will surely testify to that. Enjoy!
01 PT Grimm - Kill Your Parents (from someplace elders fear to tread...)
02 Evol Intent - The Foreword (feat. J Messinian) (from Era of Diversion)
03 Innerpartysystem - Don't Stop (from Innerpartysystem)
04 Otto Von Schirach - Satanic Unicorn Orgy (from Spine Serpents From Sperm Island)
05 iwrestledabearonce - Tastes Like Kevin Bacon (from It's All Happening)
06 PT Grimm - Die-Oh-Niceez (from Songs To Amputate Your Face By)
07 (The Real) Tuesday Weld - Bathtime in Clerkenwell (from Weeds, Vol. 2 OST)
08 Henry Rollins - Talk 9 (from Harmony In My Head_ 2004-07-05)
09 Slayer - Stain of Mind (from Harmony In My Head_ 2004-07-05)
10 Black Eyes - Pack of Wolves (from (from Harmony In My Head_ 2004-06-07)
11 Henry Rollins - Talk 14 (from Harmony In My Head 2004)
12 Rise Above (feat. Tom Araya) - Revenge (from Harmony In My Head_ 2004-07-19)
13 Roy Zimmerman - Dear Number 1036924053887 (from Thanks For The Support)
14 Tom Waits - Earth Died Screaming (from Bone Machine)
15 The First Few - Time Enough for Love (from Could It Be)
16 Dead Felcher - Track 05 (from Album Zero)
17 Wait Until Dark - Tombe De Le Incannu (from Wait Until Dark)
18 Regina Spektor - The Ghost of Corporate Future (from Weeds, Vol. 2 OST)
19 Ian Shoales - Little White Lies (from I Gotta Go)
20 L.E.D. - IXION (from Denjin K)
21 Venetian Snares - Öngyilkos Vasárnap (from Rossz Csillag Alatt Született)
22 From Autumn To Ashes - Abandon Your Friends (from Abandon Your Friends)
23 Astral Projection - Ambient galaxy (Disco Valley mix) (from Angel's Chill Trance Essentials 1 (Disc 2))
24 The Barber - Inky Minky Dinky Doo (from Harmony In My Head_ 2004-08-16)
25 Fats Waller - Eep Ipe Wanna Piece of Pie (from (from Harmony In My Head_ 2004-06-07)
26 Mr. Oizo - No Day Massacre (from Analog Worms Attack)
27 Infected Mushroom - Heavy Weight (from Vicious Delicious)
28 Dead Kennedys - Chickenshit Conformist (from Bedtime for Democracy)
29 William Shatner feat. Henry Rollins - I Can't Get Behind That (from Harmony In My Head_ 2004-09-20)
30 Roy Zimmerman - Thanks For The Support (from Thanks For The Support)
Tuesday Feb 14, 2012
Monday Morning Aural Sex 2012-02-13: The Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition Part 2
Tuesday Feb 14, 2012
Tuesday Feb 14, 2012
Edit: 03-12-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Oh, my sweet perverts, you're gonna love this. I fuckin' do, and if you don't, well, fuck you, too. You'd probably enjoy that more, anyways. As you may have been able to tell from reading the title of this post, this is Part 2 of my Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. Once again, I barely talk at all in this one with the exception of some poetic-type nonsense here and there. Hearing me blather on endlessly about my oh-so-important opinions is something nobody wants to hear (or so I'm told) and certainly a fuckin' moodkiller. As you can see with the functional eyeballs in your fuckin' head, the track listing is below, and do feel free to message me if you enjoyed this shit enough to want to hear it twice. I'll hook you up. Enjoy, you fantastic motherfuckers!
01 Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth feat. Kia Jeffries (from Aktapuss)
02 Deacon Boombastardizer - My Pussy Is Burning (Little Minx Edit) (from Speedcore.ca)
03 Cradle of Filth - Venus In Fear (from Cruelty And The Beast)
04 Kidney Thieves - S + M (A Love Song) (from Trickster)
05 Massive Attack - Angel (from Mezzanine)
06 Lovage - Anger Management (from Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By)
07 PT Grimm - Kewpie Dull (from Entropy's Sideshow)
08 Dog Fashion Disco - Rapist Eyes (from Committed To A Bright Future)
09 Lil' Kim - Suck My Dick (from The Notorious K.I.M.)
10 Boy Hits Car - As I Watch The Sun Fuck The Ocean (from Boy Hits Car)
11 Cody Chesnutt - With Me In Mind feat. Sonja Marie (from The Headphone Masterpiece I)
12 Lords of Acid - The Most Wonderful Girl (from Lust)
13 Tool - Sweat (from Opiate)
14 Garbage - Sleep Together (from Version 2.0)
15 Deftones - Bored (from Adrenaline)
16 Björk - Army Of Me feat. Skunk Anansie (from Sucker Punch OST)
17 Puscifer - The Mission ("M" is for "Milla" Mix) (from Sound Into Blood Into Wine)
18 Iggy Pop - I Wanna Be Your Dog [Live] (from The Crow: City Of Angels OST)
19 Lords of Acid - Acid Queen (from Heaven Is An Orgasm)
20 Tech N9ne - That Box feat Kutt Calhoun, Big Krizz Kaliko, Snug Brim, Greed & Skatterman (from Misery Loves Kompany)
21 Insane Clown Posse - Let A Killa (from Bizzar)
22 Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Where The Wild Roses Grow feat. Kylie Minogue (from Murder Ballads)
23 GWAR - I'm Fucking An Animal (from We Kill Everything)
Monday Feb 13, 2012
Monday Feb 13, 2012
Edit: 03-12-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Mmmm... I'm excited about this one, sweet perverts. Not that I give a flying fuck about Valentine's Day, but I'd love to give a flying fuck on Valentine's Day. Shit, with all those stupid candy hearts and stuffed teddy bears that end up in a corner somewhere collecting dust (much like the love that inspired the purchase), I really wonder how many bodily fluids - vastly more important, by the way - are exchanged and expelled in the wake of it all. Not nearly enough, I dare say. Whether you're alone or you do actually have someone to penetrate (or to penetrate you), as long as you like feeling good, you'll fuckin' love this podcast. Incidentally, I should mention that this podcast was broken up into two parts (much like many hearts out there, wah wah fucking wahhhh). Be sure to check 'em both out 'cause I put a lot of love (read as "fuck") into them. En-fuckin'-joy!
01 GG Allin & The Scumfucs - I Wanna Fuck Your Brains Out (from Eat My Fuc)
02 Rammstein - Pussy (from Liebe Ist Für Alle Da)
03 Marilyn Manson - Abuse Pt. 1 (from Smells Like Children Uncut)
04 Nine Inch Nails - Happiness In Slavery (from Broken)
05 Crass - Birth Control 'n' Rock 'n' Roll (from Christ The Album)
06 Deftones - Passenger (from White Pony [Reissue])
07 Buckethead - Coma feat. Azam Ali & Serj Tankian (from Enter The Chicken)
08 Marilyn Manson - I Want To Kill You Like They Do In The Movies (Dead Star Edit) (original found on The High End Of Low)
09 White Zombie - Blood, Milk And Sky (Full Edit) (original from Astro-Creep: 2000)
10 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (from Molly Gruesome Misc.)
11 Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk To Fuck (from Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death)
12 Marilyn Manson - Apple of Sodom (Fuck Gomorrah Mix) (originals found on Lost Highway OST & The Dope Show UK CD1 Single)
13 A Perfect Circle - Thinking Of You (from Mer De Noms)
14 Tweet - Oops (Oh My) (from Southern Hummingbird)
15 Fluke - Another Kind Of Blues (from Puppy)
16 Dave Matthews Band - When The World Ends [Oakenfold Remix] (from The Matrix Reloaded OST [Disc 1])
17 Berry Weight - The Lotus feat. Astrid Engberg & ASM (A State Of Mind) (from Music For Imaginary Movies)
18 The Dust Brothers - Jack's Smirking Revenge (from Fight Club OST)
19 Mannequin Porn - Do The Math feat. PT Grimm (from One Plus One)
20 Twiztid - She Ain't Afraid (from Mostasteless)
21 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (from Far Beyond Driven)
22 Lamb of God - Laid To Rest (from Ashes Of The Wake)
23 Marilyn Manson - Outro (from Dead To The World Live VHS Rip)
24 The Misfits - Die, Die My Darling (from Collection I)
Monday Feb 06, 2012
Monday Morning Aural Sex 2012-02-06
Monday Feb 06, 2012
Monday Feb 06, 2012
Edit: 03-12-2012 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast. Awwww yeeeah! The second installment of Monday Morning Aural Sex is in full effect, mutha & fatha fuckas. Time to rock out with your cock out and jam out with your clam out, hehehe. Remember, perverts, if you'd like to have a copy of this podcast, message me and we'll see what we can work out. I'll certainly be keeping all this stuff archived. Anyway, hope you enjoy every exquisite drop of living fuck out of it! There's a lot of really great stuff in there. 01 - Revolting Cocks - Gila Copter (from Linger Ficken' Good) 02 - Fear Factory - Big God_Raped Souls (from Soul Of A New Machine) 03 - Jon Lajoie - 2 Girls 1 Cup Song (from You Want Some Of This) 04 - .?. - 005 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification) 05 - Cobra Killer - Merry-Go Round (from Cobra Killer) 06 - Lolita Storm - Suzy (Straight Version) (from Sick Slits EP) 07 - Tuareg Geeks - Angry Geek (from Introduction To Global Stupidity) 08 - The Thompson Twins - Play With Me (Remix) (from Cool World OST) 09 - Photophob - !!§!! (from Music For Spaceports EP) 10 - Marilyn Manson - Diamonds & Pollen (from Disposable Teens UK CD1) 11 - BLÆRG - Hermaphrodite Android's Cumshot Infinity (from Dysphoric Sonorites) 12 - Michael Jackson - Dirty Diana (from Bad) 13 - Darkest Hour - Demon(s) (from Deliver Us) 14 - White Zombie - I Am Hell (from Beavis & Butthead Experience) 15 - George Carlin - Dumb Americans (from Life Is Worth Losing) 16 - 00111111 - Doom'n'Bass (from the album that doesn't exist yet) 17 - Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying (from Hooray For Boobies) 18 - Otep - Kisses & Kerosene (from Smash The Control Machine) 19 - DANGO N FRIENDS - JIGME MENJOR KUCHOG (from some Bhutanese website that offered free song downloads) 20 - .?. - 010 (from Floccinaucinihilipilification) 21 - Jello Biafra - Pledge of Allegiance (live 1990) (from In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up VHS Rip) 22 - Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (from Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables) 23 - Ministry - The Land of Rape and Honey (from Greatest Fits) 24 - Ministry - LiesLiesLies (from Rio Grande Blood) 25 - Doug Stanhope - Rubber Fuck My Face (from ACID Bootleg) 26 - Doug Stanhope - Terrified of Poop (from ACID Bootleg)