Monday Morning Aural Sex
December 2012
Episodes
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Mmmmm… welcome, my dearest perverts, to Part 1 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. This one's gonna be a lot like the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition. I won't be interrupting the flow of the tracks with my silly back announcements and shit. I'll just be thrusting a few samples in between the tracks like anal beads in a tight, pink little bunny nose asshole. Don't worry, sweetie baby dearies, you'll love it. Anyway, for those who don't know, Saturnalia is a time to celebrate public nudity, master/slave role reversal, and pure orgiastic revelry. Sounds like fun, eh? Sounds way better than the hopelessly consumeristic imitation holiday that Christmas is. So, next time anyone tells you that they want to keep Christ in Christmas, expose your genitals and wish them a merry Saturnalia. In fact, expose your genitals and play with them right fuckin' now! If you've got a significant (or not so significant) other, let 'em join in! Now, without any further ado, enjoy you fucktacular freaks!
01 Dave Brockie Experience - Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me? (from Songs For The Wrong) [00:01:21]
02 Psyclon Nine - Better Than Suicide (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:04:04]
03 Velvet Acid Christ - Pretty Toy (from Hex Angel - Utopia/Dystopia) [00:08:11]
04 She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart (from She Wants Revenge) [00:13:20]
05 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [00:18:04]
06 Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy (from Tunnel Of Love) [00:21:24]
07 Die Antwoord - U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck (from Ten$ion) [00:25:59]
08 Otep - Sweet Tooth (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:29:15]
09 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (Born Bad Edit) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:34:12]
10 30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:36:35]
11 Marilyn Manson - User Friendly (from Mechanical Animals) [00:40:45]
12 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP) [00:44:59]
13 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [00:49:34]
14 Bush - Bomb (Minus the Moodkiller Edit) (from Sixteen Stone) [00:54:30]
15 Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation) (from Furious Angels) [00:56:50]
16 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:04:11]
17 Kidneythieves - Lick U Clean (from Trypt0fanatic) [01:08:38]
18 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad) [01:12:27]
19 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third) [01:16:40]
20 Nirvana - Rape Me (from In Utero) [01:21:31]
21 Rollins Band - Raped (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [01:24:16]
22 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:28:04]
23 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You) [01:30:58]
24 Michael Jackson - Give In To Me (Schoolboy Edit) (from Dangerous) [01:34:10]
25 Trina - B R Right (feat. Ludacris) (from Diamond Princess) [01:39:35]
26 Dr. Dre - Fuck You (feat. Tray-Dee & Snoop Dogg) (from 2001) [01:43:56]
27 Eminem - Superman (from The Eminem Show) [01:47:21]
28 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (Psycho Edit) (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:53:05]
29 Lovage - Sex (I’m A) (from Songs To Make Love To Your Old Lady By) [01:55:49]
30 Twiztid - Dirty Lil' Girl (from Mirror, Mirror) [01:59:04]
Ohhhh… fuck. Welcome, you gorgeous mother and father fuckers, to part 2 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of the greatest podcast in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex. I hope those of you who checked out part 1 enjoyed every last exquisite drop of living fuck out of it, and I hope you enjoy this one just as much, if not more. I also hope you've got plenty of bodily fluids left to expel upon yourself or your other, however significant or insignificant they may be. Uhhh… mmmm… ohhh…. blort! Ohhh… romance is alive! If that doesn't convince you, maybe this especially romantic first track by Jenna Marbles will warm your Winter-chilled little hearts. Enjoy, you phenomenal fuckwads! Ohhhh!
31 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube) [02:06:52]
32 Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? (from Linger Ficken' Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [02:09:51]
33 Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerøspace) [02:15:24]
34 Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (from Everybody Hates You (Disc 1)) [02:19:50]
35 12 Rounds - Something's Burning (from My Big Hero) [02:24:36]
36 Nine Inch Nails - Underneath The Skin (from March Of The Pigs) [02:28:54]
37 Ministry - Psalm 69 (from Psalm 69) [02:35:51]
38 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [02:41:07]
39 Filter & The Crystal Method - (Can't You) Trip Like I Do (from Spawn OST) [02:45:54]
40 Hybrid - Visible Noise (from Morning Sci-Fi) [02:50:09]
41 Lords of Acid - Pussy (Round) (from Our Little Secret) [02:56:59]
42 Lil' Kim - She Don't Love You (from The Notorious K.I.M.) [03:00:57]
43 DMX - Don't Gotta Go Home (feat. Monica) (from Grand Champ) [03:04:35]
44 Jay Gordon - Slept So Long (from Queen Of The Damned OST) [03:08:48]
45 Lords Of Acid - You Belong To Me (Theme) (from Our Little Secret) [03:14:10]
46 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †) [03:18:39]
47 Razed In Black - I Worship You (from Sacrificed) [03:22:14]
48 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Remix) (from Machine Love) [03:27:44]
49 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [03:31:16]
50 Stubborn Ahole - FREAKz VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy) [03:35:15]
51 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Ecstasy (Pt. 2) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [03:38:02]
52 Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix (from Nymphetamine) [03:41:45]
53 The Berzerker - Forever (from Berzerker) [03:46:53]
54 Dark Lotus - Bitch, I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [03:49:47]
55 The Doors - Love Me Two Times (from Strange Days) [03:53:54]
56 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [03:57:08]
57 Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of Porn (from Mr. Bungle) [04:01:36]
58 Shat - Sex With Your Pets (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [04:07:12]
59 Lunachicks - Makin' It (With Other Species) (from Babysitters On Acid) [04:07:50]
60 GWAR - I'm Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [04:09:32]
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Muth-a-fuck-in' perverts! Welcome to the Fuck Your Stupid Cunt Sister's Tits' Edition of the most extreeeeeme podcast to ever be podded, Monday Morning Aural fuckin' Sex! You'll understand the name after listening to this first track by Producer Snafu. For this one, I threw in a bunch of artists that haven't been heard as often on this podcast in an effort to fan the flames of your gloriously insatiable perversion. If it worked, let me know! Anyway, you fucktacular nipple sniffers, let's get this shit rollin'!
01 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
02 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
03 Destroy All Monsters - Mom's and Dad's Pussy (from Gummo OST)
04 Jane's Addiction - Sex Is Violent (feat. Diamanda Galas) (from Natural Born Killers OST)
05 Doormouse - Puddy Tairs (from Broken)
06 Lard - Can God Fill Teeth? (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
07 Pantera - I'm Broken (from Far Beyond Driven)
08 Butthole Surfers - The Lord Is A Monkey (from Electric Larryland)
09 Peeping Tom - Five Seconds (feat. Odd Nosdam) (from Peeping Tom)
10 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers)
11 George Carlin - God (from Toledo Window Box)
12 Rose Shephard & Ellen M. Smith - Jesus Loves Me (from Gummo OST)
13 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion)
14 Diabolic - Truth (Part 2) (from Liar & A Thief)
15 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Sub Focus Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
16 DJ Sharpnel - 20031023 (from Mad Breaks)
17 TaQ - symbolic (from bounce connected (Disc 1))
18 Fluke - Absurd (Whitewash) (from Absurd (CD2))
19 Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl (from Mezzanine)
20 Mono - Life In Mono (from Formica Blues)
21 Crazy Penis - 3 Play It Cool (from The Outernational Sound [mixed by Thievery Corporation])
22 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe)
23 Kevin Stever - Lost Piano (from AMix Lab '09)
24 Louis Prima, Sam Butera, Keely Smith - I've Got The World On A String (from The Capitol Recordings (Disc 1))
25 Bruno & Michel Are Smiling With Skipperrr - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki)
26 Kelly - Let Me Borrow That Top (from Shoes)
27 Anal Spyder - Macho Gang (from beatmania*maniac-tracks)
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Monday Jan 10, 2022
Hooooow's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the New Year's Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one's pretty special to me, 'cause all this aural sex you're about to hear is stuff that I hadn't heard until I put this particular edition together. Some of you might hear a track you know real well and go, "What the fuck, Paul?! You didn't know that one?!" To which I'd heartily reply, "Nope!" Hey, I've got over 270,000 fuckin' tracks in my arsenal.
You know what that means? That means that my collection could play uninterrupted without a single track repeating for about 2 years or so. That said, I hope you can appreciate how much time I spent selecting these tracks. Of course, I could've just picked tracks I didn't know from bands I do know pretty well, and even though I did do that for a few of these tracks, I felt like that would've been kinda uninspired cheating.
Anyway, enough of all that shit. Much like the past few editions, I won't be interrupting the track's flow with all my silly back announcements. To be honest, I kinda prefer it that way. If any of you perverts like my silly anecdotes and back announcements, do me a fuckin' favor and let me know for fuck's sake! I won't bite, I promise. Unless you want me to. Aaaand that's a whole other edition.
Anyway, I sincerely hope all you perverts have an orgasmic DUI and death-free New Year's. If you're a smart pervert, I don't even need to hope, I know you'll be alright and I know you'll enjoy every drop of sweet, purest fuck out of this fucktacular pack of Aural fuckin' Sex just like you'll be enjoyin' that honesty sauce a little later on tonight. Sooooo, Happy fuckin' Monday and Happy fuckin' New Years!
01 NOFX - Thank God It's Monday (from Pump Up The Valuum)
02 Diablo Swing Orchestra - A Tap Dancer's Dilemma (from Sing-Along Songs For The Damned & Delirious)
03 Darren Korb - Build That Wall (Zia's Theme) (from Bastion OST)
04 Dizzy Wright - Independent Living (feat. Hopsin & SwizZz) (from Free Smokeout Conversations Mixtape)
05 With Dead Hands Rising - Hell Of The Upside-Down Sinners (from Behind Inquisition)
06 Nile - Kaffir (from Oriental Metal Compilation)
07 Yung Humma - Fried Or Fertilized (feat. Flynt Flossy & Whatchyamacallit) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin')
08 Circus Of Dead Squirrels - 8-Bit Piece Of Shit (from Indoor Recess)
09 Dev/Null - Alien Washcloth Tumor (from Lazer Thrash)
10 Curtis Chip - Cars Are Awesome (from Eating Paste)
11 Ani DiFranco - Hypnotized (from Reprieve)
12 iwrestledabearonce - This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain (from Ruining It For Everybody)
13 Shitmat - UK Swampcore Sucks In Comparison To Techstep New Wave Psy-Jungle (from Full English Breakfast)
14 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - God Ain't Got NO Use For A 180 lbs. Bag Of Sugar (from The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza)
15 Taylor Mali - How To Write A Political Poem (from Conviction)
16 Basement Jaxx - Feels Like Home (feat. Meshell Ndegeocello) (from Kish Kash)
17 Deftones - What Happened To You? (from Koi No Yokan)
18 Rammstein - B******** (from Liebe Ist Für Alle Da)
19 Worm Is Green - My Left Red Eye (from Push Play)
20 Bitter:Sweet - Our Remains (from The Mating Game)
21 Hemophiliac - Mood Swing (from Hemophiliac [Disc 1])
22 Crop Circles - Lunar Civilization (from Lunar Civilization 12")
23 Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer (from St. Elsewhere)
24 Lamb Of God - We Die Alone (Bonus Track) (from Wrath)
25 Daughters - Pants, Meet Shit (from Canada Songs)
26 Handsome Boy Modeling School - Megaton B-Boy 2000 (feat. Alec Empire & EL-P) (from So How's Your Girl…)
27 Fantômas - She's A Puker (from Millennium Monsterwork)
28 Pain Killer - Guts Of A Virgin (from Metal: A Headbanger's Companion, Vol. 2 (Disc 6))
29 BLÆRG - Peak Experience (from Id.Entity)
30 Venetian Snares - Aaperture (from Meathole)
Monday Dec 31, 2012
Monday Dec 31, 2012
Hooooow's it goin', perverts?! Welcome to the New Year's Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one's pretty special to me, 'cause all this aural sex you're about to hear is stuff that I hadn't heard until I put this particular edition together. Some of you might hear a track you know real well and go, "What the fuck, Paul?! You didn't know that one?!" To which I'd heartily reply, "Nope!" Hey, I've got over 270,000 fuckin' tracks in my arsenal.
You know what that means? That means that my collection could play uninterrupted without a single track repeating for about 2 years or so. That said, I hope you can appreciate how much time I spent selecting these tracks. Of course, I could've just picked tracks I didn't know from bands I do know pretty well, and even though I did do that for a few of these tracks, I felt like that would've been kinda uninspired cheating.
Anyway, enough of all that shit. Much like the past few editions, I won't be interrupting the track's flow with all my silly back announcements. To be honest, I kinda prefer it that way. If any of you perverts like my silly anecdotes and back announcements, do me a fuckin' favor and let me know for fuck's sake! I won't bite, I promise. Unless you want me to. Aaaand that's a whole other edition.
Anyway, I sincerely hope all you perverts have an orgasmic DUI and death-free New Year's. If you're a smart pervert, I don't even need to hope, I know you'll be alright and I know you'll enjoy every drop of sweet, purest fuck out of this fucktacular pack of Aural fuckin' Sex just like you'll be enjoyin' that honesty sauce a little later on tonight. Sooooo, Happy fuckin' Monday and Happy fuckin' New Years!
01 NOFX - Thank God It's Monday (from Pump Up The Valuum)
02 Diablo Swing Orchestra - A Tap Dancer's Dilemma (from Sing-Along Songs For The Damned & Delirious)
03 Darren Korb - Build That Wall (Zia's Theme) (from Bastion OST)
04 Dizzy Wright - Independent Living (feat. Hopsin & SwizZz) (from Free Smokeout Conversations Mixtape)
05 With Dead Hands Rising - Hell Of The Upside-Down Sinners (from Behind Inquisition)
06 Nile - Kaffir (from Oriental Metal Compilation)
07 Yung Humma - Fried Or Fertilized (feat. Flynt Flossy & Whatchyamacallit) (from Turquoise Jeep Records: Keep The Jeep Ridin')
08 Circus Of Dead Squirrels - 8-Bit Piece Of Shit (from Indoor Recess)
09 Dev/Null - Alien Washcloth Tumor (from Lazer Thrash)
10 Curtis Chip - Cars Are Awesome (from Eating Paste)
11 Ani DiFranco - Hypnotized (from Reprieve)
12 iwrestledabearonce - This Head Music Makes My Eyes Rain (from Ruining It For Everybody)
13 Shitmat - UK Swampcore Sucks In Comparison To Techstep New Wave Psy-Jungle (from Full English Breakfast)
14 The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - God Ain't Got NO Use For A 180 lbs. Bag Of Sugar (from The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza)
15 Taylor Mali - How To Write A Political Poem (from Conviction)
16 Basement Jaxx - Feels Like Home (feat. Meshell Ndegeocello) (from Kish Kash)
17 Deftones - What Happened To You? (from Koi No Yokan)
18 Rammstein - B******** (from Liebe Ist Für Alle Da)
19 Worm Is Green - My Left Red Eye (from Push Play)
20 Bitter:Sweet - Our Remains (from The Mating Game)
21 Hemophiliac - Mood Swing (from Hemophiliac [Disc 1])
22 Crop Circles - Lunar Civilization (from Lunar Civilization 12")
23 Gnarls Barkley - Necromancer (from St. Elsewhere)
24 Lamb Of God - We Die Alone (Bonus Track) (from Wrath)
25 Daughters - Pants, Meet Shit (from Canada Songs)
26 Handsome Boy Modeling School - Megaton B-Boy 2000 (feat. Alec Empire & EL-P) (from So How's Your Girl…)
27 Fantômas - She's A Puker (from Millennium Monsterwork)
28 Pain Killer - Guts Of A Virgin (from Metal: A Headbanger's Companion, Vol. 2 (Disc 6))
29 BLÆRG - Peak Experience (from Id.Entity)
30 Venetian Snares - Aaperture (from Meathole)
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Tuesday Dec 25, 2012
Ohhhh… fuck. Welcome, you gorgeous mother and father fuckers, to part 2 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of the greatest podcast in the podworld, Monday Morning Aural Sex. I hope those of you who checked out part 1 enjoyed every last exquisite drop of living fuck out of it, and I hope you enjoy this one just as much, if not more. I also hope you've got plenty of bodily fluids left to expel upon yourself or your other, however significant or insignificant they may be. Uhhh… mmmm… ohhh…. blort! Ohhh… romance is alive! If that doesn't convince you, maybe this especially romantic first track by Jenna Marbles will warm your Winter-chilled little hearts. Enjoy, you phenomenal fuckwads! Ohhhh!
01 Jenna Marbles - Bounce That Dick (from YouTube) [00:01:04]
02 Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy? (from Linger Ficken' Good …And Other Barnyard Oddities) [00:04:02]
03 Kidneythieves - Dyskrasia (from Zerøspace) [00:09:35]
04 Combichrist - This Shit Will Fuck You Up (from Everybody Hates You (Disc 1)) [00:14:02]
05 12 Rounds - Something's Burning (from My Big Hero) [00:18:47]
06 Nine Inch Nails - Underneath The Skin (from March Of The Pigs) [00:23:06]
07 Ministry - Psalm 69 (from Psalm 69) [00:30:03]
08 Tool - Prison Sex (from Undertow) [00:35:19]
09 Filter & The Crystal Method - (Can't You) Trip Like I Do (from Spawn OST) [00:40:05]
10 Hybrid - Visible Noise (from Morning Sci-Fi) [00:44:21]
11 PT Grimm - Enter, Prize Lolita (from Entropy's Sideshow) [00:51:14]
12 Lil' Kim - She Don't Love You (from The Notorious K.I.M.) [00:53:19]
13 DMX - Don't Gotta Go Home (feat. Monica) (from Grand Champ) [00:56:57]
14 Jay Gordon - Slept So Long (from Queen Of The Damned OST) [01:01:10]
15 Lords Of Acid - You Belong To Me (Theme) (from Our Little Secret) [01:06:32]
16 ††† - Bermuda Locke† (from EP †) [01:11:01]
17 Razed In Black - I Worship You (from Sacrificed) [01:14:36]
18 Genitorturers - Touch Myself (Remix) (from Machine Love) [01:20:06]
19 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [01:23:38]
20 Stubborn Ahole - FREAKz VIP3 (feat. Nae Joy Gizzy) (from soundcloud.com/naejoy) [01:27:37]
21 White Zombie - Electric Head: The Ecstasy (Pt. 2) (from Astro-Creep: 2000) [01:30:23]
22 Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix (from Nymphetamine) [01:34:07]
23 The Berzerker - Forever (from Berzerker) [01:39:14]
24 Dark Lotus - Bitch, I'm Sexy (from Tales From The Lotus Pod) [01:42:09]
25 The Doors - Love Me Two Times (from Strange Days) [01:46:16]
26 Dog Fashion Disco - Sweet Insanity (from Adultery) [01:49:30]
27 Mr. Bungle - The Girls Of Porn (from Mr. Bungle) [01:53:58]
28 Shat - Sex With Your Pets (from The Best Of Shat: The Cunt Chronicles) [01:59:34]
29 Lunachicks - Makin' It (With Other Species) (from Babysitters On Acid) [02:00:12]
30 GWAR - I'm Fucking An Animal (Twisted Fuck Edit) (from We Kill Everything) [02:01:54]
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Monday Dec 24, 2012
Mmmmm… welcome, my dearest perverts, to Part 1 of the Saturnalia Fuckfest Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. This one's gonna be a lot like the Valentine's Day Fuckfest Edition. I won't be interrupting the flow of the tracks with my silly back announcements and shit. I'll just be thrusting a few samples in between the tracks like anal beads in a tight, pink little bunny nose asshole. Don't worry, sweetie baby dearies, you'll love it. Anyway, for those who don't know, Saturnalia is a time to celebrate public nudity, master/slave role reversal, and pure orgiastic revelry. Sounds like fun, eh? Sounds way better than the hopelessly consumeristic imitation holiday that Christmas is. So, next time anyone tells you that they want to keep Christ in Christmas, expose your genitals and wish them a merry Saturnalia. In fact, expose your genitals and play with them right fuckin' now! If you've got a significant (or not so significant) other, let 'em join in! Now, without any further ado, enjoy you fucktacular freaks!
01 Dave Brockie Experience - Should The Ugly Girl Blow Me? (from Songs For The Wrong) [00:01:21]
02 Psyclon Nine - Better Than Suicide (from Crwn Thy Frnicatr) [00:04:04]
03 Velvet Acid Christ - Pretty Toy (from Hex Angel - Utopia/Dystopia) [00:08:11]
04 She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart (from She Wants Revenge) [00:13:20]
05 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [00:18:04]
06 Insane Clown Posse - Cotton Candy (from Tunnel Of Love) [00:21:24]
07 Die Antwoord - U Make A Ninja Wanna Fuck (from Ten$ion) [00:25:59]
08 Otep - Sweet Tooth (from Smash The Control Machine) [00:29:15]
09 Molly Gruesome - Nothin' But Bad (Born Bad Edit) (from reverbnation.com/mollygruesome) [00:34:12]
10 30 Seconds To Mars - A Beautiful Lie (from A Beautiful Lie) [00:36:35]
11 Marilyn Manson - User Friendly (from Mechanical Animals) [00:40:45]
12 Nostalghia - Cool For Chaos (from Cool For Chaos EP) [00:44:59]
13 Deftones - Entombed (from Koi No Yokan) [00:49:34]
14 Bush - Bomb (Minus the Moodkiller Edit) (from Sixteen Stone) [00:54:30]
15 Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (Kurayamino Variation) (from Furious Angels) [00:56:50]
16 Supreme Beings Of Leisure - Swallow (from 11i) [01:04:11]
17 Kidneythieves - Lick U Clean (from Trypt0fanatic) [01:08:38]
18 Snake River Conspiracy - Lovesong (Cure cover) (from Sonic Jihad) [01:12:27]
19 Portishead - Machine Gun (from Third) [01:16:40]
20 Nirvana - Rape Me (from In Utero) [01:21:31]
21 Rollins Band - Raped (from A Nicer Shade Of Red) [01:24:16]
22 Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina (from You Want Some Of This?) [01:28:04]
23 Adam Sandler - At A Medium Pace (from They're All Gonna Laugh At You) [01:30:58]
24 Michael Jackson - Give In To Me (Schoolboy Edit) (from Dangerous) [01:34:10]
25 Trina - B R Right (feat. Ludacris) (from Diamond Princess) [01:39:35]
26 Dr. Dre - Fuck You (feat. Tray-Dee & Snoop Dogg) (from 2001) [01:43:56]
27 Eminem - Superman (from The Eminem Show) [01:47:21]
28 Pantera - Good Friends And A Bottle Of Pills (Psycho Edit) (from Far Beyond Driven) [01:53:05]
29 Mirrorhead - In A Hotel (from Mirrorhead Demos) [01:55:49]
30 Twiztid - Dirty Lil' Girl (from Mirror, Mirror) [01:59:04]
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Tuesday Dec 18, 2012
Edit: 02-04-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Wwwwwwhat's up my fucktacular fuckwads! Welcome to the Heavier Than Motherfucking Osmium Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex. First of all, let me apologize that this edition is coming to you later than usual. Last week was Podbean's fault. This week is my fault. I'm sorry, I dropped the ball, I didn't get enough sleep on Saturday night and just ran out of fuel in the midst of making this shit. Anyway, you could probably tell from that intro, and your intimate knowledge of osmium of course, that this'll be another all metal edition. I hope you're prepared for a fucktacular fuckton of aural sex, my dearest perverts, because this one'll be 3 and a half fuckin' hours of purest fucktacularity for your insatiable earholes. Just like the last all-metal podcast, I won't bother interrupting with back announcements and boring-ass anecdotes and shit. Without any further ado, crank the volume up to 11 and rock the fuck out!
01 All That Remains - Now Let Them Tremble (from For We Are Many)
02 All That Remains - This Calling (from The Fall Of Ideals)
03 Otep - Atom To Adam (from Atavist)
04 Sleepytime Gorilla Museum - Sleep Is Wrong (from Grand Opening And Closing)
05 Black Sabbath - Iron Man (from Paranoid)
06 Rollins Band - A Life Denied (from A Nicer Shade Of Red)
07 Fantômas - The Omen (Ave Satani) (from The Director's Cut)
08 Behemoth - Antichristian Phenomenon (from Thelema.6)
09 iwrestledabearonce - Deodorant Can't Fix Ugly (from Ruining It For Everybody)
10 Judas Priest - Painkiller (from Painkiller)
11 System Of A Down - Sugar (from System Of A Down)
12 Psyke Project - Fimbul (from Daikini)
13 Children Of Bodom - Are You Dead Yet? (from Are You Dead Yet?)
14 Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem (from Antichrist Superstar)
15 Fear Factory - Shock (from Obsolete)
16 Knives Out - Swollen Mistress (from Rough Cuts EP)
17 In Flames - Disconnected (from A Sense Of Purpose)
18 Metallica - Master Of Puppets (from Master Of Puppets)
19 Ministry - Ass Clown (feat. Jello Biafra) (from Rio Grandé Blood)
20 Dimmu Borgir - Kings Of The Carnival Creation (from Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia)
21 Shadows Fall - Thoughts Without Words (from The Art Of Balance)
22 DevilDriver - Grinfucked (from The Fury Of Our Maker's Hand)
23 Nightwish - The Phantom Of The Opera (from Century Child)
24 Arch Enemy - Dead Eyes See No Future (from Anthems Of Rebellion)
25 The Berzerker - No One Wins (from Dissimulate)
26 Converge - Concubine (from Jane Doe)
27 I Got Shot In The Face - I Meet Two Underage Italian Girls Who I Try To Convince To Fuck Each Other While I Jack Off On Them. I End Up Buying Them Ice Cream Instead (from How Am I Not Myself)
28 Lamb Of God - Redneck (from Sacrament)
29 Mudvayne - Severed (from L.D. 50)
30 Disturbed - Down With The Sickness?????? (from The Sickness)
31 PT Grimm - Operation Mindfuck (from Entropy's Sideshow)
32 Lard - Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty (from Pure Chewing Satisfaction)
33 Strapping Young Lad - Zen (from Alien)
34 Meshuggah - Dehumanization (from Catch 33)
35 Opeth - The Leper Affinity (from Blackwater Park)
36 Pantera - Suicide Note Pt. I (from The Great Southern Trendkill)
37 Pantera - Suicide Note Pt. II (from The Great Southern Trendkill)
38 Slipknot - Frail Limb Nursery (from Slipknot)
39 Slipknot - Purity (from Slipknot)
40 Killswitch Engage - Just Barely Breathing (from Alive Or Just Breathing)
41 Cradle Of Filth - Cruelty Brought Thee Orchids (from Cruelty And The Beast)
42 GWAR - Gor-Gor (from Amerika Must Be Destroyed)
43 The Locust - Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet (from Plague Soundscapes)
44 Anal Cunt - Music Sucks (from Everyone Should Be Killed)
45 Daughters - The Fuck Whisperer (from Hell Songs)
46 Circus Of Dead Squirrels - Disclaimer (from The Pop Culture Massacre And The End Of The World)
47 Circus Of Dead Squirrels - Rubber Ducky Fucker (from Indoor Recess)
48 Buckethead - Nottingham Lace (from Enter The Chicken)
49 Mushroomhead - Black Metal Joe (from XX)
Wednesday Dec 12, 2012
Wednesday Dec 12, 2012
Edit: 01-28-2013 - Removed this podcast to make room for new one. Message me if you'd like to hear this podcast.
Woop muthafuckin' woop, perverts and pervettes! Welcome to Vol. 2 of the Psychopathic Family Edition of Monday Morning Aural Sex! This one's for juggalos, by a juggalo, so if you're a hater, please feel free to fu-huh-huh-huh-k off!
01 DJ Clay - Follow Me (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 1)
02 Bizarre - Juggalo (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 2)
03 Shaggy 2 Dope - They Shootin' (Rock Remix) (from Let 'Em Bleed: The Mixxtape Vol. 3)
04 Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (feat. B.O.B. & Hopsin) (from All 6s and 7s)
05 Tech N9ne - He's A Mental Giant (from All 6s and 7s)
06 Tech N9ne - Worldwide Choppers (feat. Busta Rhymes, Ceza, D-Loc, JL of B. Hood, Twista, Twisted Insane, U$O & Yelawolf) (from All 6s and 7s)
07 Madd Maxxx - Decline of Mankind (from Sick Hop)
08 Myzery - Stack It Up (from Para La Isla EP)
09 Zug Izland - Suicide (from Cracked Tiles)
10 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Hood Ratz (feat. Jamie Madrox & Anybody Killa) (from 1 Less G N Da Hood)
11 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - 10 Bodies (from Psychopathics From Outer Space Vol. 2)
12 Blaze Ya Dead Homie - Blaze Up (from Clockwork Gray)
13 Kottonmouth Kings - Sleepers (from Rollin' Stoned)
14 Kottonmouth Kings - Peace Not Greed (from High Society)
15 Kottonmouth Kings - FTI2 (feat. Tech N9ne) (from Strange Noize Tour)
16 Corporate Avenger - Taxes Are Stealing (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
17 Corporate Avenger - $20 Bill (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
18 Corporate Avenger - Pig Is A Pig (from Freedom Is A State Of Mind)
19 Boondox - They Pray With Snakes (from The Harvest)
20 Boondox - Red Mist (feat. Blaze Ya Dead Homie & Twiztid) (from The Harvest)
21 Boondox - Freak Bitch (from Krimson Creek)
22 Dark Lotus - Bad Rep (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
23 Dark Lotus - Consume Your Soul (from Black Rain)
24 Dark Lotus - Can You Keep A Secret (from Opaque Brotherhood)
25 Twiztid - The World (from Mirror, Mirror)
26 Twiztid - Busyoheadopen (from Independents Day)
27 Twiztid - Familiar (from Mutant)
28 Twiztid - Cyanide (from Heartbroken and Homicidal)
29 Twiztid - Maniac Killa (feat. Insane Clown Posse & Blaze Ya Dead Homie) (from Freek Show)
30 Insane Clown Posse - The Show Must Go On (from Riddle Box)
31 Insane Clown Posse - Down With The Clown (from The Great Milenko)
32 Insane Clown Posse - Let's Go All The Way (from Bizzar)
33 Insane Clown Posse - Murder Rap (from The Wraith: Shangri-La)
34 Insane Clown Posse - The Night Of The 44 (from The Wraith: Hell's Pit)
35 Dark Lotus - Juggalo Family (Marz ver.) (from Tales From The Lotus Pod)
Monday Dec 03, 2012
Monday Dec 03, 2012
Muth-a-fuck-in' perverts! Welcome to the Fuck Your Stupid Cunt Sister's Tits' Edition of the most extreeeeeme podcast to ever be podded, Monday Morning Aural fuckin' Sex! You'll understand the name after listening to this first track by Producer Snafu. For this one, I threw in a bunch of artists that haven't been heard as often on this podcast in an effort to fan the flames of your gloriously insatiable perversion. If it worked, let me know! Anyway, you fucktacular nipple sniffers, let's get this shit rollin'!
01 Producer Snafu - Randomness Everywhere (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
02 Maruosa - GGG2 (from Tough Titties (Goulburn Poultry Fanciers Society))
03 Destroy All Monsters - Mom's and Dad's Pussy (from Gummo OST)
04 Jane's Addiction - Sex Is Violent (feat. Diamanda Galas) (from Natural Born Killers OST)
05 Doormouse - Puddy Tairs (from Broken)
06 Lard - Can God Fill Teeth? (from The Last Temptation Of Reid)
07 Pantera - I'm Broken (from Far Beyond Driven)
08 Butthole Surfers - The Lord Is A Monkey (from Electric Larryland)
09 Peeping Tom - Five Seconds (feat. Odd Nosdam) (from Peeping Tom)
10 Choking Victim - Money (from No Gods, No Managers)
11 George Carlin - God (from Toledo Window Box)
12 Rose Shephard & Ellen M. Smith - Jesus Loves Me (from Gummo OST)
13 Behemoth - Lucifer (from Evangelion)
14 Diabolic - Truth (Part 2) (from Liar & A Thief)
15 The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up (Sub Focus Remix) (from Voodoo People (Pendulum Remix) Single)
16 DJ Sharpnel - 20031023 (from Mad Breaks)
17 TaQ - symbolic (from bounce connected (Disc 1))
18 Fluke - Absurd (Whitewash) (from Absurd (CD2))
19 Massive Attack - Dissolved Girl (from Mezzanine)
20 Mono - Life In Mono (from Formica Blues)
21 Crazy Penis - 3 Play It Cool (from The Outernational Sound [mixed by Thievery Corporation])
22 BT - 1.618 (from This Binary Universe)
23 Kevin Stever - Lost Piano (from AMix Lab '09)
24 Louis Prima, Sam Butera, Keely Smith - I've Got The World On A String (from The Capitol Recordings (Disc 1))
25 Bruno & Michel Are Smiling With Skipperrr - Untitled (from Tsunbosajiki)
26 Kelly - Let Me Borrow That Top (from Shoes)
27 Anal Spyder - Macho Gang (from beatmania*maniac-tracks)