Monday Morning Aural Sex
2015-03
Episodes
Tuesday Mar 10, 2015
Tuesday Mar 10, 2015
German industrial metal and classic funk/soul. How can ya go wrong?Blahhhhh...gs:http://tinyurl.com/20150310blogRhttp://tinyurl.com/20150310blogJBYoooooaaaahhhhjjjj... uhneeeeee.01 Rammstein - Sehnsucht (from Sehnsucht) [00:00:00]02 Rammstein - Engel (from Sehnsucht) [00:04:01]03 Rammstein - Tier (from Sehnsucht) [00:08:25]04 Rammstein - Bestrafe Mich (from Sehnsucht) [00:12:11]05 Rammstein - Du Hast (from Sehnsucht) [00:15:48]06 Rammstein - Bück Dich (from Sehnsucht) [00:19:42]07 Rammstein - Spiel Mit Mir (from Sehnsucht) [00:23:04]08 Rammstein - Klavier (from Sehnsucht) [00:27:48]09 Rammstein - Alter Mann (from Sehnsucht) [00:32:11]10 Rammstein - Eifersucht (from Sehnsucht) [00:36:33]11 Rammstein - Kuss Mich (Fellfrosch) (from Sehnsucht) [00:40:08]12 Rammstein - Engel (English Version) (from Sehnsucht) [00:43:38]13 Rammstein - Du Hast (English Version) (from Sehnsucht) [00:48:02]14 James Brown - Medley Two (Bonus) (from Live At The Apollo) [00:51:57]15 James Brown - Lost Someone (Bonus 45” Single) (from Live At The Apollo) [00:54:05]16 James Brown - I’ll Go Crazy (Bonus 45” Single) (from Live At The Apollo) [00:56:46]17 James Brown - Introduction To James Brown (from Live At The Apollo) [00:59:03]18 James Brown - I’ll Go Crazy (from Live At The Apollo) [01:00:52]19 James Brown - Try Me (from Live At The Apollo) [01:02:57]20 James Brown - Think (from Live At The Apollo) [01:05:24]21 James Brown - I Don’t Mind (from Live At The Apollo) [01:07:21]22 James Brown - Lost Someone (from Live At The Apollo) [01:10:01]23 James Brown - Medley One (from Live At The Apollo) [01:20:44]24 James Brown - Night Train (from Live At The Apollo) [01:27:11]25 James Brown - Think (Bonus 45” Single) (from Live At The Apollo) [01:30:35]
Monday Mar 09, 2015
Monday Mar 09, 2015
Gooood morning, perverts! Yeah, I know it’s fuckin’ Tuesday. If you had any idea, you’d understand. Anyway, better late than never. Emoclew to MFXXIII and the 38th albums from the two 1,001 Albums lists: the Limbo soundtrack by Martin Stig Andersen and The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady by jazz great, Charles Mingus.I don’t know all that much about Charles Mingus, but I’ve loved what I’ve heard thus far. Pretty much the same deal for nearly every jazz artist I’ve come across. I did buy a tribute album of sorts a while ago called Weird Reflections that was done for Charles Mingus. Lots of awesomeness on that album. I highly recommend it, and this album right here as well.As far as the Limbo soundtrack goes, well, it’s a little difficult to classify it as a soundtrack. It’s really just dark ambience. It’s great to listen to if you have a creative endeavor that requires you access to deeply buried sections of your mind. I always love the fuck out of any music (or, in this case, ambience) that can do that.Anyway, here are the blaahhhhhhgs:http://tinyurl.com/20150309blogLimbohttp://tinyurl.com/20150309blogCMNow, yojne before I have to confiscate your nipples…01 Excision, Downlink - Crowd Control (Delta Heavy Remix) (from Rottun Recordings #BeatportDecade Dubstep) [00:00:49]02 Lunachicks - Cumming Into My Own (from Luxury Problem) [00:05:16]03 Gate Faze - No System (from Dubstep Bass & Movement Vol. 4 (Disc 2)) [00:07:11]04 System F - Cry (Re-Con Remix) (from BABY048) [00:10:48]05 Flux Pavilion - Starlight (from Billboard Top 50 Game-Changing EDM Tracks of 2013) [00:17:13]06 Wobad - Game of Wonks (from Game of Wonks EP) [00:21:20]07 Eminem, Obie Trice & DMX - Go To Sleep (from Cradle 2 The Grave OST) [00:24:38]08 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - Overcome (feat. Ashley Apollodor) (from Enter Eva) [00:29:16]09 Point.Blank - Reload (from Gyal Dem EP) [00:34:49]10 Subtech - Timeshift (from Midnight Club II OST (Disc 1)) [00:39:23]11 Evol Intent - Middle of the Night (from Era of Diversion) [00:53:03]12 Spktrm - Timeline (from Real Talk/Timeline Single) [00:58:16]13 Aweminus - Fucced (from Hard Ticket EP) [01:05:48]14 Garfunkel & Oates - Sex With Ducks (from All Over Your Face) [01:11:17]15 Invader & Shanty - Danse Macabre (from Hardcore Baby’s Revenge) [01:13:13]16 Amp Live & Eligh - Ego Killer (Bassnectar & Timeline Remix) (from Dubstep Pro v.4 from AGR) [01:17:13]17 Evol Intent - I’m Happy Your Grave Is Next To Mine (from Era of Diversion) [01:21:05]18 Doc Scott - Tokyo Dawn (from Some Blue Notes of Drum’n’Bass [Mixed by LTJ Bukem]) [01:26:52]19 Eyedea & Abilities - How Eye One the Write Too Think (from The Many Faces of Oliver Hart) [01:34:27]20 Palms - Mission Sunset (from Palms) [01:42:13]21 Martin Stig Andersen - Menu (from Limbo OST) [01:52:07]22 Martin Stig Andersen - Boys’ Fort (from Limbo OST) [01:55:17]23 Martin Stig Andersen - City (from Limbo OST) [01:57:31]24 Martin Stig Andersen - Rotating Room (from Limbo OST) [02:01:10]25 Martin Stig Andersen - Sister (from Limbo OST) [02:04:12]26 Martin Stig Andersen - Gravity Jump (from Limbo OST) [02:07:30]27 Charles Mingus - Solo Dancer (from The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady) [02:11:41]28 Charles Mingus - Duet Solo Dancers (from The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady) [02:18:16]29 Charles Mingus - Group Dancers (from The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady) [02:24:59]30 Charles Mingus - Trio And Group Dancers (from The Black Saint And The Sinner Lady) [02:32:19]
Wednesday Mar 04, 2015
Wednesday Mar 04, 2015
Gooooood evening, perverts! Tonight I’ve got a chaotic Swedish metal album by Meshuggah called obZen, and a live soul album by Sam Cooke called Live at the Harlem Square Club 1963 (even though the album was released in 1985).
The Meshuggah album will probably be too much for many of you who have the traditional 4/4 way of writing music ingrained in your heads. Even though they do use the 4/4 time signature, it varies quite a lot. I think it’s fascinating, brutal, and a well-deserved entry on my 1,001 list.
The Sam Cooke album is pretty awesome, too. I don’t know if I’d put it on outside the context of this project, but I did enjoy it. It’s another one of those albums you kind of have to be in the mood for. Good stuff, nonetheless.
Here are the blahhhhhgs:
http://tinyurl.com/20150303blogM
http://tinyurl.com/20150303blogSC
Aaaaand… yojne.
01 Meshuggah - Combustion (from obZen) [00:00:00]
02 Meshuggah - Electric Red (from obZen) [00:04:06]
03 Meshuggah - Bleed (from obZen) [00:09:53]
04 Meshuggah - Lethargica (from obZen) [00:17:14]
05 Meshuggah - obZen (from obZen) [00:22:58]
06 Meshuggah - This Spiteful Snake (from obZen) [00:27:21]
07 Meshuggah - Pineal Gland Optics (from obZen) [00:32:13]
08 Meshuggah - Pravus (from obZen) [00:37:23]
09 Meshuggah - Dancers To A Discordant System (from obZen) [00:42:32]
10 Sam Cooke - Soul Twist-Introduction (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [00:52:05]
11 Sam Cooke - Feel It (Don’t Fight It) (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [00:53:28]
12 Sam Cooke - Chain Gang (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [00:56:23]
13 Sam Cooke - Cupid (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [00:59:34]
14 Sam Cooke - Twistin’ The Night Away (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [01:02:19]
15 Sam Cooke - Somebody Have Mercy (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [01:07:38]
16 Sam Cooke - Bright It On Home To Me (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [01:13:56]
17 Sam Cooke - Nothing Can Change This Love (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [01:18:04]
18 Sam Cooke - Having A Party (from Live At The Harlem Square Club) [01:20:44]
Tuesday Mar 03, 2015
Tuesday Mar 03, 2015
Good fucking evening, perverts! Your humble host is tired… so fucking tired, but here I am to deliver another enthralling installment of albums from the two 1,001 Albums lists and miscellaneous fucktacularity. For those of you especially observant perverts, let me offer an explanation why I’ve included another one of my albums at the beginning of this podcast instead of one of the official 1,001 albums at the end (as would be true to the alternating sequence I’ve established thus far): the official album we’ve arrived at is… a fucking Christmas album.
First off, let me heartily say: FUCK Xmas music. Forever. Any-fucking-body who’s ever had the misfortune of working a retail job around the holidays would most likely agree with me on that sentiment. The only Xmas music that will ever appear on my personal 1,001 list is Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics, and only because it’s more of an anti-Xmas album than anything else.
Second, I don’t fucking care who sings or plays whatever Xmas music it is. I’m done with it all. So, instead of making this Xmas album its own entry on my podcast site, I decided to just include it at the end of this podcast. Specifically because I don’t give a shit about it, and I rather firmly doubt any of you do either.
Third, to make it somewhat bearable in the event you do actually decide to listen to it, I took the entire album and sped it up by 300 fucking percent, along with pitching it up by 6 semitones. So, it sounds like Xmas music done by the Chipmunks if they were fucking tweakers.
ANY-FUCKIN’-WAY, the album from MY list that kicks this whole thing off is by a… band… or group… or a couple of college students who got high and recorded an album in less than the time of a sitcom episode. The name of the group/band/wtfever is, get this, My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit. The album is called Satan Gets An Abortion. Let me just say, dearest perverts, I’ve had many wishes in life. I wish so hard that I could’ve been there for the creation of this album. I think it’s fucking hilarious, but then again, I’m a psychotic fucking retard and everything I say is bullshit. WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD TRUST ME, TRUST MY TASTE AND TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY, DEFINITELY FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM.
Or not. Fuck you. RANT RANT RANT RANT RANTY MCRANTRANT!!!
There… that proved something. I love yelling about stupid shit to stupid people who are mostly deaf to anything that doesn’t have anything to do with them. Much like yelling at corpses. Yay!!! Yelling at corpses!!!
Alright… I’m done now. Yojne.
Blah-blah-blahhhhhgs:
http://tinyurl.com/20150302blogMPIMOD
http://tinyurl.com/20150302blogPS
01 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Conception of the Son of Lucifer (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:02:35]
02 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Unholy Mother Lectures The Devil About Safe Sex (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:02:50]
03 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Wishes His Mother Would Shut The Fuck Up (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:03:29]
04 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Considers The Unpopular Birthing Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:04:13]
05 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Demon Protestors Heckle Satan As He Stands In Front Of The Clinic (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:04:43]
06 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Unholy Mother Convinces Him Of The Immorality Of Abortion (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:05:32]
07 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Undead Feminists Guide Him (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:05:59]
08 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Jesus Laughs From Afar (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:06:16]
09 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - A Collective Reflection On The Fall Of The Angels (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:07:10]
10 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Quickly Masturbates Before The Procedure (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:07:32]
11 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Abortion (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:08:06]
12 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Strings His Guitar With The Intestines Of The Unborn Fetus (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:08:42]
13 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - The Fetus Gently Coos From Heaven (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:09:43]
14 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan Describes The Uses He Will Have Of The Fetus’ Flesh (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:11:06]
15 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - A Colony Of Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:12:41]
16 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - A Colony Of Baby Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:17:36]
17 My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit - Satan’s Commentary (from Satan Gets An Abortion) [00:21:04]
18 Moral Decline - Fuck Rednecks (from… Youtube… maybe some album somewhere… I don’t fuckin’ know) [00:26:57]
19 Insane Clown Posse - Your Rebel Flag (from Carnival Of Carnage) [00:29:14]
20 Monsters With Tiny Mustaches - Enter Eva (from Enter Eva) [00:33:37]
21 The Pierces - Boring (from Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge) [00:38:19]
22 Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie (from Plastic Surgery Disasters/In God We Trust Inc.) [00:41:44]
23 Defrag - Till It Disappeared (from Lament Element) [00:43:13]
24 Darkest Hour - Demon(s) (from Deliver Us) [00:46:51]
25 From Autumn To Ashes - No Trivia (from The Fiction We Live) [00:50:38]
26 Peeping Tom - Mojo (feat. Rahzel & Dan The Automator) (from Peeping Tom) [00:54:45]
27 Mr. Bungle - Retrovertigo (from California) [00:58:23]
28 The Cranberries - Dying In The Sun (from Bury The Hatchet) [01:03:18]
29 David Bowie - Bring Me The Disco King (feat. Maynard James Keenan) (from Underworld OST) [01:06:45]
30 Rammstein - Klavier (from Sehnsucht) [01:12:50]
31 Einstürzende Neubauten - Seele Brennt (from Halber Mensch) [01:17:08]
32 Metallica - To Live Is To Die (from …And Justice For All) [01:21:03]
33 Tool - Lateralus (from Lateralus) [01:30:51]
34 Tool - Disposition (from Lateralus) [01:40:12]
35 The Bleeding Alarm - Beauty In Destruction (from Beauty In Destruction) [01:44:56]
36 Rammstein - Nebel (from Mutter) [01:49:13]
37 Darkest Hour - Tranquil (from Undoing Ruin) [01:54:04]
38 Trust Company - Hover (from Underworld OST) [02:00:23]
39 The Haunted - Forensick (from The Haunted) [02:03:30]
40 Tool - Ticks & Leeches (from Lateralus) [02:07:42]
41 Marilyn Manson - Minute Of Decay (from Antichrist Superstar) [02:15:47]
42 David Bowie - Space Oddity (from Space Oddity) [02:20:16]
43 Elton John - Rocket Man (I Think It’s Going to Be a Long, Long Time) (from Rocket Man: The Definitive Hits) [02:25:26]
44 Phil Spector - A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector (300% speed, 6 semitones pitched up) [02:30:03]